Afternoon Crumbs
HoHan goes topless with a titty bear in The Sunday Times Style Magazine. Sadly, I don't think Photoshop has a "de-crackwhore" tool yet - Egotastic!
Katy Perry's top might have been Liberace's scarf in its past life - Hollywood Tuna
Broadway's newest gay power couple - Towleroad
Where the hell has Rachel Bilson been hiding her seriously glamorous friend? - Hollywood Rag
Ricky Gervais will try to make the Golden Globes funny - Just Jared
Joseph Gordon-Levitt's brother is trying to make some kind of joke with those hair braids....right? - Lainey Gossip
Taylor and Taylor might be dating. Unfortunately, I'm not talking about Taylor Dayne and Rip Taylor - Popsugar
Mia Michaels' shaved head had everyone screaming the "cancer" word - Cityrag
This just goes to show Ungaro that they got what they paid for - I'm Not Obsessed
Ashley Greene is on a mission to make sure every pair of working eyes on earth have seen her titty area at least a dozen times - Popoholic
Tania Mcintosh finally got her paws on Simon Cowell - Holy Moly!
Sandra Bullock doesn't want her stepdaughter around porn stars, junkies or guns? What fun is that?! - Socialite Life
Failloose? - SOW
Pamela Anderson needs to go back to pre-school where they teach you the difference between a shirt and a dress - ICYDK
The Olsen trolls are selling shit at JcPenney. Shit being the key word - Celebitchy
Awwww boo hoo when will everything go right for Lidsay Lohan? When she stops destroying her life. Bitch needs to get in line with the secret!
what is the world going to do with this mess lohan? where is her crazy Daddy already.
This week in The Sunday Times Style Section!
"Leprosy. The new Swine Flu?"
"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."
Submitted by Winnyfranfran on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 10:17pm.
CDAN was saying Lohan was dropped by her record label? WTF? She sings? When? Where? Recently? Where have I been?
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Did they also report that her crack whore of a mother dropped her on her head when she was a baby?
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Are You A Goddess? If so...
CDAN was saying Lohan was dropped by her record label? WTF? She sings? When? Where? Recently? Where have I been?
lindsay has fallen off more than any other star. her face looks so ragged, i hope she lives long but i shutter to think what she will look like at 30 or 40
Poor teddy bear. No bear should have to be put through that kind of abuse.
It is interesting to me that Lohan is getting modeling work this day when she looks absolutely the most drug addicted.
Submitted by drcocks on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 4:11pm.
Kevin Bacon -- I just saw Stir of Echoes again and realized how much I like that movie. Maybe my favorite KB movie? Don't know. Too many to tell, I guess.
Meh, I'd still hit it.
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You are my only girl but you're not my owner, girl.
What did Hohan steal now?
Wow I'm suprised lohan didn't put Chanel earings on
how heroin chic of her....is she that obsessed with Marlyn that she just copies her life
Damn you don't see Mimi catfacing herself even tho she farts hello kitty bubbles
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I was like dooodooo and she walk like beep beep
car crash couture lol hot mess lol they got that right
and she's wearing a jacket from her own fucking collection...pathetic...it's not even glam
Christ almighty Blohan put on a damn shirt and get your butt to rehab.
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 2:42pm.
"The Lookout" and "Stop-Loss" -- I'll have to add to my list. I meant to see Stop-Loss but haven't heard about The Lookout, or if I had, I've forgotten!
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The "Lookout" is great. My sister made me watch it and I loved it. Also, I loved the Footloose clip. I had forgotten what a crush I had on Kevin Bacon in that movie. Love him.
Blohan is disgusting and the fact that people are still hiring her to do stupid magazines is sickening.
Submitted by DeeDee on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 2:43pm.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 2:42pm.
"The Lookout" and "Stop-Loss" -- I'll have to add to my list. I meant to see Stop-Loss but haven't heard about The Lookout, or if I had, I've forgotten!
Blohan.
Makes.
Me.
Sick.
Whew. I feel so much better since I puked up the hair ball that is her name.
Ahhh... relief.
I actually think they made Lohan look pretty good. She has an attractive hair color for once, she's letting her pretty freckles show, her mouth looks fairly decent and not like she's been punched. That weird picture with her in the red shoes could have been better if she wasn't twisted into a pretzel by those hideous high heels.
I don't know, the heading on the article that lists all her messes seems sort of mean. I mean, it's not like that's going to get her into rehab, so why do such an obvious slam piece?
I've obviously got to go back to bed if I'm defending Lohan's feelings.
Did Ashley Greene get a boob job? I noticed while watching Twilight that she had really small boobs even back then. She's either Photoshopped here or surgically enhanced for sure.
*hangs head in shame for admitting seeing Twilight*
BLOWHAN BLAARGH, BLAARF.
That's not Katy's scarf. It's her "look at my boobies" dress. Wow. That made me miss twitter. My boobies must be so lonely over there.
♥ Threadkilla!
"Dear old people who run the world:
My generation would like to break up with you" ~ Jason Chan.
"Watch your language, moron!" ~ Homer Simpson.
It's ok, MK. They got around the de-crackwhore thing by calling it Car Crash Couture. That works. KADOOZE!
PS. Lindsay - no one wants to look at your scrawny chicken legs, ok hun?
♥ Threadkilla!
"Dear old people who run the world:
My generation would like to break up with you" ~ Jason Chan.
"Watch your language, moron!" ~ Homer Simpson.
"Pamela Anderson needs to go back to pre-school where they teach you the difference between a shirt and a dress"
LMFAO!
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When I die I want my Eulogy written by MK.
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are you fucking kidding me? hohan in the NYT Sunday Styles section?">
I'm pretty sure that's The London Times. American Trash fascinates them, but not as much as it does the Japanese. I'm sure she's booked a ticket to Tokyo.
Ricky Gervais is about as funny as a miscarriage on mothers day. Fuck him.
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Same sexay (not) pose she tries in just about every pic...ugh
I hate Hollywood Rag's advertisements sooo annoying!
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 2:42pm.
Submitted by chica robotica on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 2:40pm.
He's excellent in "The Lookout", too.
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are you fucking kidding me? hohan in the NYT Sunday Styles section?
Submitted by chica robotica on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 2:40pm.
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Did you see Stop-Loss? JGL was fantastic in that as well.
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Uvula/vulva.....hell, it's all pink on the inside anyway. - Sweet Babu
Joseph Gordon Levitt! So cute. In the face, he reminds me a little of Heath Ledger. And he's a fab actor, IMO. I loved him in Brick. I loved Brick. And he was great in Third Rock from the Sun, (500) Days of Summer. His brother looks a lot like him... except it looks like his face was carved from kryptonite.
And if all this bothered Jesse James so much, why did he marry and have a baby with a porn star? Not that he can't change his mind...
Why, why, WHY does Hohan keep getting modeling work? She looks like deep-fried shit!
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MY SONG!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-ANKxsSZRs
Now I understand why on cable tv they only play lindsey lohan movies when she was young becuase this chick is a major loser at this age.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Not that I agree with a "Footloose" remake. But you can't remake the movie without musical numbers, STOOPID!
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The Lindsay story seems to be celebrating what a disaster she is and I guess she's running with it. Is she's smart she'll borrow Judy Garland's trick of when she was broke and couldn't afford the hotel bill - threaten to jump out their window.
Anybody ever see candids of Ashley Greene??? Flabby Plain Jane! And not that busty either. Photoshop is her best friend. I can't believe the fugfugs they chose to play the "OMG HOTTEST PPL EVER VAMPIRES!11!!" in "Twilight". What a joke! Like, they truly couldn't find more attractive actors to play the characters that are supposed to be ethereally gorgeous? Really?
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I don't let all these jaded hags take my glitters away.....
Lindsay's boob is fucking gross.
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Uvula/vulva.....hell, it's all pink on the inside anyway. - Sweet Babu
Lindsay: I'd pay five dollars to see you in a porno, as long as you did anal and cream pie (I wouldn't want to give you money for nothing). I'm sure there are others who echo my sentiments. If you need some more $$$ to put up your nose, that's where you need to turn. Just do the porn, Linds, you know it's the only way to go.
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I don't let all these jaded hags take my glitters away.....
Awww, I love Sandra Bullock. She adopts a lot of special-needs dogs. One of her dogs has 3 legs and as you can see in the pics, the one she's carrying only has 2 legs. Her & Jesse look happy and she looks fantastic still!
Ricky Gervais will try to make the Golden Globes funny-----
It can not be done. Gervais is about as funny as an abortion.