Wino And Blaaaake Got Married On Facebook
Amy Wino might have knocked the crack devil off her shoulder, but she still can't control the itch in her snatch for Blaaaaake's rash-covered tongue. The Sun reports that even though Wino and Blaaaake killed their marriage last September, they have continued to talk through their Facebook accounts and may be back together.
Wino must have been playing with her Facebook zombie when it reminded her of how much she misses peeling Blaaaake's skin off under a full moon.
Blaaaake and Wino both changed their status to "married," and friends (aka their dealers and pipe holders) have started to congratulate them. Blaaaaaake even wrote this precious post about their reunion, "Can't argue with true love. What's the point?" Although, he could've been talking about the 8-ball sitting on his kitchen counter, and not about Wino.
I know a bunch of tweens would disagree with me, but getting married on Facebook isn't exactly legal, so there's nothing to worry about here. I doubt Wino and Blaaaaake are rubbing scabs in real-life. Wino is just having a little cyber fun.
That being said, don't even try to tell me that my Second Life wedding to Mah Boo Anderson Cooper was not the real thing. Just ask Second Life Rojo Caliente. She officiated the beautiful affair! And Second Life Rojo could never tell a lie.
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Submitted by April_1972 on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 2:14pm.
What would be the appropriate amount of CRACK to give as a gift?
I hear they are registered at Drugs R Us
hahaha. Maybe some Crest, Nair, Glide, and Irish Spring.
Submitted by Sweet Babu on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 3:24pm.
With such a furry face, I bet that Wino has quite the hairy bush, too. Sorry for bringing you that visual, folks.
Most likely...if the hair on her face doesn't seem to bother her...I'm sure the gorilla bush doesn't either.
Wino, one word, NAIR...sorry girl, I know you are ethnica as I am, but no excuse to be famous with sideburns...none! Nair is cheap and works...if not pluck, but don't go running around with female sideburns...that shit is gross....
WOULD YOU RATHER:
PLUCK WINO'S THICK, BRISTLY BLACK NIPPLE HAIRS WITH YOUR TEETH AND EAT THEM
OR
PUSH BACK BLAKE'S FORESKIN AND CLEAN THE CHEESE OUT WITH YOUR TONGUE - EATING OPTIONAL
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I don't let all these jaded hags take my glitters away.....
With such a furry face, I bet that Wino has quite the hairy bush, too. Sorry for bringing you that visual, folks.
Fucking PUTRID...
What would be the appropriate amount of CRACK to give as a gift?
I hear they are registered at Drugs R Us
I'm just saying
Gross picture MK, you were probably rolling laughing, I almost lost my rice krispie treat. That's plain damb nasty. I'm taking all your weed away.
Junkies are so predictable.
MK, you disloyal slut.
I NEVER got a invite to your Second Life wedding with MAH BOO.
After all the voodoo sacrifices I did to bring you
two little powder puffs together.
*pout*
Off to binge on Ben and Jerry....... ;)
~Tiny Fists of Irken Fury!~
Submitted by stefystef on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 11:46am.
That is one of the gross pictures I've ever seen. Worse than anything in Saw VI.
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too funny!
Happy B-day Koko. Now wish this away ♥
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"Take that with a silo of sarcasm" MK 10/21/09
Their relationship seems to be one of their many addictions.
M.K., babe - I'm trying to eat here
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O_o. Paris Hilton. Beware of my fucked up eye. It's bigger than the other.
That is one of the gross pictures I've ever seen. Worse than anything in Saw VI.
Damn, that's nasty shit. Real nasty. You must hate us Michael K to put that picture. Where's the love, man? Where's the love????
*LOL*
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There's no crying in butt sex!- Michael K
this pic is revolting...i am pretty sure they both smell bad...those scratches on his neck are scary...I did not need to see his tongue either. Barf.
It burrrrrrrns!!!! - Miss Coco Peru
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKNZICoKSdA
I hope I don't a friend request from these two. UGH!
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
According my Facebook, I'm happily married to Shia. lol
Happy Birthday kokoskitten!
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"You want some ice cream, in case there are no gay people there?"
Submitted by kokoskitten on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 11:08am.
suck and fuck --it's 9:00 AM, it's my birthday and i'm drunk--take me to SIZZLER ...please !!!
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oolol Happy Birthday Koko. GET FUKKEN WASTED AND THROW UP ON A STRANGER, they love that shit.
Um, she needs to wax her face. It looks like her hairline could use a little cleaning up. Gross hairy ape.
NOW do you all see why FaceBook is EVIL!?!?! Jeesh!
PS. Happy Birthday kokoskitten!
♥ Threadkilla!
"Dear old people who run the world:
My generation would like to break up with you" ~ Jason Chan.
"Watch your language, moron!" ~ Homer Simpson.
@ kokoskitten
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Happy birthday!!!!!! ♥ ♥ ♥
Oh hell no! I'd rather watch Shauna Sand's sex tape on a loop with my eyes stapled open than have to look at this mess...
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the end...
Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 10:48am.
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suck and fuck --it's 9:00 AM, it's my birthday and i'm drunk--take me to SIZZLER ...please !!!
Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 10:48am.
put this on http://www.microflight.com/Balloon-Boy-Halloween-Costume-Kit# it's for the show
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I should put that im officially married to Farmville
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I was like dooodooo and she walk like beep beep
Dear god, look at her sideburns!!!!
and I was just thinking of ordering lunch
can this nasty shit be put under NSFL ?????
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I was like dooodooo and she walk like beep beep
Omg Wino has more of a beard than Blake does!
♪♪♪ Naughty crackie's need love, too! ♪
be gentle...
I have two accounts on FaceBook..once in a while I leave notes to myself, does that make me husband and wife?
Oooo! I wanna be married to Colin Firth! "So it is written, so it shall be done."
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Lullaby
Submitted by Raul Duke on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 10:33am.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 10:29am.
I'm married to Raul Duke. Typing this out on Dlisted makes it so.
*types "married" on Sit on my Facebook page*
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FUKKENN OOLOLOL
three months..
And if anyone was wondering..I'm the wife. NOW GIT OVER HERE AND SUCK YOUR WIFE"S DICK!************************************************************************************* "Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand!" Homer J. Simpson
Beautiful couple. You can find other beautyful couples for free @
www.stankybreathluv.net
Submitted by TheStraightMan on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 10:27am
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I have met the original model for the mud flap girl, she is still alive and a very talented painter.
Dunno how either of these two are still alive.
snowy.....hahahahahhaha
Redford and Streisand were a bit less cracked out.....
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'Cause when I think of you, baby
Nothin' else seems to matter
'Cause when I think of you, baby
All I think about is our love
-Janet Jackson
Cracklove is beautiful! *wipes tear & sprays Lysol on thread*
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"You want some ice cream, in case there are no gay people there?"
I think I'm going to watch "Sid and Nancy" tonight.
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"Publicity is one hellova drug."
-RecessVillain
why is this pic making me think of The Way We Were
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 10:27am.
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My thoughts exactly.
In any case, to do an Amy, I am now married to Joshua Jackson because it is so written.
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
So much for Wino's come back.
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Shut up women, get on my horse.
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Unfortunately, I've seen some crack relationships that have lasted longer than marriages.
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Lullaby
Submitted by Raul Duke on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 10:33am.
*types "married" on Sit on my Facebook page*
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ZING!
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Bottom-feeder.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 10:29am.
I'm married to Raul Duke. Typing this out on Dlisted makes it so.
*types "married" on Sit on my Facebook page* ************************************************************************************* "Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand!" Homer J. Simpson
My poor, poor stomach. *barf*
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And the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do,” but I think the gun helps, you know?
Eww, grotesque. Don't even wanna imagine the breath. Ewww. LOL