The World Will Never Be The Same: Shauna Sand's Sex Tape Will Be Released After All
The Empress of Lucite has raised her white flag and declared that she will no longer fight the release of a sex tape starring her. Shauna Sand was going to go to battle with Vivid Entertainment, but has said that a lawsuit will cost too much, so she has given her blessing for the tape to see the light of the internet. Besides, the Empress of Lucite makes love (on camera....for money....and publicity), NOT WAR!
This means that the Gone with the Wind of fuck videos will be released sometime this week. This also means that I need to make an appointment with the free clinic so that they can check my vitals before I expose my heart to Shauna's coronary-inducing elegance in action. I will probably have to watch it through a tiny hole in a piece of paper while a defibrillator pad is up my no-no, because I don't think I'll be able to deal with it in all its whory glory.
And Richard Heene needs to take notes, because this is how a publicity stunt is done (not really).
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I heard she gets hired by farmers to stand in a corn field and scare off the birds.
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Nose job courtesy of Paul Cicero.
"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."
Submitted by SkyBitch on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 10:34pm.
Really? I figgered pervy guys might want some of her used stuffs.
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Hi Shauna...bummer your ebay auctions aren't doing so well and you've been driven to spamming here. :)
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BIGGEST COMPLIMENT EVER:
"skybitch, you are one of most disgusting posters here ever. period."
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Hi Shauna...bummer your ebay auctions aren't doing so well and you've been driven to spamming here. :)
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BIGGEST COMPLIMENT EVER:
"skybitch, you are one of most disgusting posters here ever. period."
She used to be beautiful. It's the Pamderson Syndrome.
JANICE THE MUPPET
Well, if there's ever an Armageddon, this sex tape will be played on the Four Horsemen's Ipods. Who needs locusts and brimstone when merely the sight of Eurotrash peen entering plastic crone pussay will turn every mortal into salt pillars?
Oh, and stinky feet, too. You've seen those shoes.
Hahaha Sky and crazyinjapan!
I think it smells like Marlboro Reds, latex, whatever sweaty orange skin smells like, and burnt hair.
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***Submitted by DeeDee on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 5:34pm.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 5:29pm.
Can you buy the Shauna sex tape in smell-o-vision?
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What do you think it will smell like?
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By the looks of her vadge, I would guess it would smell like a pachyderm (elephant). Hanging, droopy and grey...
*vomits*
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BIGGEST COMPLIMENT EVER:
"skybitch, you are one of most disgusting posters here ever. period."
Submitted by DeeDee on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 5:34pm.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 5:29pm.
Can you buy the Shauna sex tape in smell-o-vision?
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What do you think it will smell like?
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dead fish, hair colorant, and QT.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 5:29pm.
Can you buy the Shauna sex tape in smell-o-vision?
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What do you think it will smell like?
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What an ugly, painted fake plastic person that is! And the wad of chewing gum in the open mouth is SUCH a grace note!
Submitted by SkyBitch on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 2:07pm.
She looks like that Muppet named Janice:
http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg290/lochwren/JaniceMuppet.jpg
There once was a muppet named Shauna
who liked to get fucked in a suana
she turned up the heat
and slid in her seat
and now the muppet's a goner.
"Hey...what do you want for nothing".
Can you buy the Shauna sex tape in smell-o-vision?
VACANT! (all caps), plastic, fake, vapid, comic, ridiculous, joke, whore, skank, slut, trashy, cunty, loser, useless, irrelevant.....TRASH.
Enough said.
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"Au con-fucking-traire!"
Once again, it's not a sex tape -- It's a PORNO.
Submitted by putas on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 4:27pm.
THAT NOSE. Why is no one noticing this?
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You mean the coke nose. Guess symptoms of the obvious somehow get lost in all the other things so repulsive about her.
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“An evening gown that shows a woman’s ankles as she walks is the most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen!” –Valentino
THAT NOSE. Why is no one noticing this?
Can't wait to see the obvious above-average amateur porn production values of this genital stew... so meaty!
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 1:22pm.
I'd love to know what she has on the father of her children that stops him from taking them away from her.
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Could whatever it is be as bad as her sleeping with his 18-year-old son? Lorenzo is a tool, but he needs to suck it up and go get his little girls. This bitch is crazy as all out doors and what she is doing has to be causing them irreparable emotional damage.
Subjecting them to constant public humiliation is child abuse just as surely if she were beating them with the ole' extension cord. Twisted Skank seems to get off on it.
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“An evening gown that shows a woman’s ankles as she walks is the most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen!” –Valentino
She's def entitled to child support from Lamas and I suppose spousal support, too. She could just live off that but she feels she must hang onto her fading low-level celebrity. Does trying to be more self-sufficient make her a feminist? On the other hand, things must be tough if she's selling used shoes online.
She looks like that Muppet named Janice:
http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg290/lochwren/JaniceMuppet.jpg
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BIGGEST COMPLIMENT EVER:
"skybitch, you are one of most disgusting posters here ever. period."
How to Fuck Up Your Face 101.
I'd love to know what she has on the father of her children that stops him from taking them away from her.
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Let's see if this video sells cause her ebay auctions don't even have 1 bid!
I wonder when celebrities will stop having their sextapes "stolen." Probably when there is no more money to made from them.
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Damn! She's got a lot of foundation on.
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"Crocs: They are to your eyes what second-hand smoke is to your lungs."
God, I hate this sow.
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
skank...
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A new kitty lapping up milk trumps old pussy coughing up hair balls any day.
Its called a labioplasty. Perhaps you can afford it now with the profit from your "stolen" tape.
skank.
Slutty blonde dye job--check
Hooker make-up--check
Total whore wardrobe--check
Why should a sex tape of this dried up skank be a surprise???
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
I don't know who these publicity whores think they are fooling with the "my sex tape was stolen!" bullshit, but they need to STOP. Just admit the fact that you want to be thrust into the spotlight by being a whore! It's not like Shauna is the first to pull this shit. And WHY do so many skanks like her put on so much damn make up, weave, hair bleach etc?? I mean a woman should fix herself up but DAMN!! You can still see her vulture claws crawling down the sides of her face through all that Dutch Boy paint she's sporting!
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"AND YES SHE DID NOT HAVE TOILET PICTURES HERE WHEN Y'ALL PROBABLY WANT HER WIG RIPPIN' ON THE SEAT AND DOING A BOOT CLAP PROBABLY NOT!"-Keepin the comingback memory alive for Dlisted whores!!
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 11:08am.
Submitted by SkyBitch on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 10:46am.
In that 2nd thumbnail, it looks like she has a big piece of poop falling out of her ass.
http://www.shaunasandexposed.com
I think those are her balls
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Ew. Her pussy does look really used up. Ick.
I'm surprised she din't get it fixed.
Maybe somebody needs to send her a memo about that.
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"Dear old people who run the world:
My generation would like to break up with you" ~ Jason Chan.
"Watch your language, moron!" ~ Homer Simpson.
Submitted by get serious on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 11:28am.
Whore - One who has sex for money.
What a narcissistic slutty whore. And a liar at that. She obviously made this "look at me; I'm having sex!" porn film (it's not a "private sex tape"; it's got lighting, camera angles, makeup, etc) for the express purpose of selling to vivid video for money. Her kim kardashian bullshit about "oh, this was not supposed to be released" is such a blatant lie it's disgusting; it's all part of her strategy to get publicity for its release.
I hope the money she makes on this is put aside for future psychiatric care for her kids. They're going to be mercilessly bullied & abused for this, all because their narcissistic whore of a mother couldn't keep her legs closed.
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Right, this was no "accident" but it's probably the only way to get free publicity and get what few sales out of the deal that they can...maybe they'll break even...
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If you scroll down in the ebay auction it shows several pics of her...the ones where she is younger are amazing...honestly she's just a caricature of her former self...
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Whore - One who has sex for money.
What a narcissistic slutty whore. And a liar at that. She obviously made this "look at me! I'm having sex!" porn film (it's not a "private sex tape"; it's got lighting, camera angles, makeup, etc) for the express purpose of selling to vivid video for money. You know why it's obvious? Because she's never explained how Vivid got their hands on the tape in the first place. If it was truly stolen, then she'd go after who sold it to Vivid. But, instead, it's the typical "mystery seller" who sold the tape to Vivid. TMZ is reporting that Vivid has shown that she signed off on the sale to them weeks ago, and brought in a handwriting expert to authenticate their claim. She's just pulling a bullshit kim fatassian "this was not meant for sale" to hype it up for better sales.
I hope the money she makes from showing herself fucking on film is put aside for future psychiatric care for her kids. They're going to be mercilessly bullied & abused for this, all because their narcissistic whore of a mother couldn't keep her legs closed.
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
Is this what she wants her daughters to know her as?
Gross.
@ ParisSucksLiterally
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Gross... it looks like she's got hemorrhoids from all that anal sex.
Check out the auction for "Shauna Sand shoes #101". What the HELL is with the brown smears inside the shoes???
Fuuuuuck!
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Submitted by SkyBitch on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 10:46am.
In that 2nd thumbnail, it looks like she has a big piece of poop falling out of her ass.
http://www.shaunasandexposed.com
I think those are her balls
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Gah, she doesn't look human! This is an example of plastic surgery run amok plus severe sun damage. The reason why the majority of women pile on foundation is because their skin is sun damaged (mottled) and they try to make it appear all one color. However, even with the heavy paint, you can still see the damage on the side of her face and her forehead. Her nose is another story . . .
Ive really no idea who she is, how old is she? she must be mid fifties.
skybitch, wtf is that? Hemmorhoids?
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'Cause when I think of you, baby
Nothin' else seems to matter
'Cause when I think of you, baby
All I think about is our love
-Janet Jackson
Oh Ms. Sand, did you put this in your auctions?
"A percentage of profits from all ebay sales will be donated to charity for breast cancer and for sick children. Thank you so much for all of your messages and good luck with the auctions.
I see a serious eBay violation of MissionFish policies. *reports Shauna Sand*
Submitted by SkyBitch on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 10:46am.
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How could anyone's nether lips look so bad?
She probably makes a sound like applause when she walks.
Yuck!
michael k show us a picture of your feet wearing those shoes after you've bought them...