Billy Ray Cyrus Should Be Jailed For This
I didn't know Frederick's of Hollywood had a prostitot Halloween section? An ensemble like this was only meant to be worn while Bret Michaels tells you that your tour ends here. It was not meant to be worn by a 9-year-old girl! When is that time machine going to be ready so it take us back to the time where 9 year-olds dressed like spooky goblins, bacon-eating robots, and lumpy pumpkins?
Here's Noah Cyrus and her friend at Jamie Lee Curtis' Halloween party yesterday dressed like....like...I don't even know. And you know, I don't want to know either! Let's not skip down that road, because Chris Hansen will probably be waiting at the end.
When Noah and her friend showed up to the party, everyone probably called it a day. They did not want to end up on some government list.
We've had a good run, but I think we should all be thrown in a convent. It's Billy Ray's fault.
Just so you know that the theme of the party wasn't "Vh1 reality stars," I threw in some pictures of Jamie Lee (as Mother Nature), the Sprouse Twins (as Brad Pitt and Shiloh) and Daryl Hannah (as your office manager on Halloween).
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All that's missing is the breast implants.
I think those shoes came from Pleaser USA.
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"Billy Ray Cyrus Should Be Jailed For This" - typical American reaction. Jail is your answer for everything. Let children see horror movies in which there are people being cut up with chainsaws, and that's just good fun. But let Janet Jackson have a wardrobe malfunction for one second where you can see a breast, and there's panic in the streets. Little girls imitate older women, just like little boys imitate older men. You don't freak out when you see a 9 year boy old playing with tools in the garage, do you? It is the same damned thing. Women dress up - that is a normal role in society, particularly in the circle of celebrities. This girl already has enough trouble with a face like that. She doesn't need you to pour more discouragement on her for trying to flaunt what little she has.
WTF? The kid looks like 25!
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She has a muffin top (or FUPA) at age 9.
Submitted by sugar free on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 9:08am.
is it just me or does she have an unusually large head??
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Often when kids are in the process of growing their heads grow first. Just thought I'd mention it since you weren't the first to bring it up.
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I would be curious to know just what she thought she was dressing up to be??? Maybe a 20's flapper? Vampire? Goth chick? I would like to know before I condemn Billy.
Submitted by NYAPPLES on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 8:31am.
This is not even the first time PedoRay has turned Noah out. I found this pic of her and the same little friend from some other prostitot event. Noahs friend is a beautiful girl, she looks like a small Britney Spears.
http://www.pantylinepress.com/plpblog/plpblogimages/noah-cyrus-movie-pre...
Good lord! Now we see why Parisite and her ilk shouldn't be allowed to sell to children.
is it just me or does she have an unusually large head??
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And where the FUCK were these kids' parents when the makeup artist and stylist were getting them ready? Who escorted these children? And Jamie Lee--I expected more from you. Your costume looks liek you threw it together in five minutes with some sale flowers from MIchael's and an old house dress.
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Guess I'm just cranky today. And every day.
That child is fugly, but by 13 she'll have fake horse teeth and a smoking habit like her whorey older sister, plus fake tits.
Great parenting, Billy Ray. Please have a vasectomy bc what you've turned out so far sure isn't in the 90th percentile...of anything.
It appears to me that Billy Ray Cyrus has no problem whoring his child out to all those Peadophiles in the world. I find it really sick and twisted when parents or anyone has to make money off their kid by any means, but when someone lets their kid dress like this. Who else is going to buy pictures of her like this? I know i wont!
Billy Ray you're a sick fucked up man!
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This is not even the first time PedoRay has turned Noah out. I found this pic of her and the same little friend from some other prostitot event. Noahs friend is a beautiful girl, she looks like a small Britney Spears.
http://www.pantylinepress.com/plpblog/plpblogimages/noah-cyrus-movie-pre...
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Where does one buy a child prostitute costume? Thailand? This future slut is ugly as sin too.
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Jesus, Joseph and Mary. That is one fugly child. She should have gone as the unknown comic and bagged that face. fuuuu-ccccck that's the shit nightmares are made of.
Billy Ray Cyrus has no concept of boundaries. I bet in another 10-15 years we'll be hearing from his daughters all about how he sexually abused them.
That makes me feel physically sick to see that knowing that there are kids out there who are victims of abuse at that age.
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Hurry! Rush to the store and get your kid a mini-whore costume before they run out!! And btw, does the blond kid in the 4th photo have roots??
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She really looks like a bobble-head Muppet. I don't normally make fun of kids, unless they are my own.
Her parents are pimps.
Wow, companies make platform boots in child sizes.
Tina Fey was right when she wrote in Mean Girls that Halloween is an exuse for girls to dress slutty and that parents can't say anything about it.
I think her face is more disturbing than the costume.
Submitted by Replicant.7.66 on Sun, 10/25/2009 - 10:50pm.
hahaha. I dint know you had a choice in spelling? "Guacamole" looks right to me, but I bet it's Indian/Aboriginal.
ONT: As long as this sprite has shorts on, I'm not offended. Kids are kids, they like to dress up, and I don't know enuff about her situation to make judgments.
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Tristram - Favorite Inappropriate Religion
from The Occasionally Marvellous Land of Oz.
Favourite - looks odd like Guacamole.
You're my only friend
You don't even like me
It just occured to me that this 'costume' is a result of "this economy'. Noah (count) will be able to use this dress again when she goes to prom.
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Submitted by Spastic Colon on Sun, 10/25/2009 - 9:01pm.
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La Pequena never looked that tired!
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Submitted by Replicant.7.66 on Sun, 10/25/2009 - 10:11pm.
"Inappropriate," you say? I guess we're still on topic. I'm chary about talking about religion on this here blog. I assumed you were British/Aussie/Canadian, then you just spelled "favorite" without an added U.
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At a first glance i thought this was La Pequena doing Christina Aguilera.
im on my period maybe MY BF WILL LICK ME ASS
Tristram - Oh, man. I got nothing to say that's appropriate.
The inappropriateness was delicious & truly some of my favorite adolescent memories.
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You don't even like me
You are so right Pleccy-
I forgot about the impo-tence of pimping yo chirruns.
(maybe off topic, but not really since it pertains to appearance) I thought this post was gonna be a lot of Blah Blah Blah, but then I saw your avie and I was immediately charmed. I may like this one best! All though I can't REALLY make a Sophie's Choice as they are all SO Great, I like this one best today.
Well, that and your comments!
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IS THIS FARTNEY LOVE??? DID SHe loose weight? or is this JAYDEN JAMES??? his sex change turned out well LOL!!!!!!!!!!
I WANNA TAKE A SHIT ON THIS LITTLE GIRLS FACE! NICE MAKEUP
slut
Submitted by Replicant.7.66 on Sun, 10/25/2009 - 9:33pm.
Oh, man. I got nothing to say that's appropriate.
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Submitted by anony54321 on Sun, 10/25/2009 - 9:39pm
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Maybe they're just trying to sugarcoat the bitter truth - this early, and with tons and tons of pancake and rouge.
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Bottom-feeder.
and yes, i know this is wrong to say - the child is terribly homely. and the makeup and the strung out hair only emphasize it.
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The McCanns Did It
no words. no words for how wrong it is to sexualize girls that age.
and it is always girls.
a friend had a costume book with dozens of tiny whore costumes. i wondered what kind of deranged parent would buy them.
now we know.
billy ray seriously needs someone to give him a lesson in common sense. the man needs to be shown how wrong this is.
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The McCanns Did It
Repent, sinners, repent! Judgement day is coming!
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Tristram - HAHAHAHAHAHA *crying*
The nuns hated his guts with a sneering passion - The Passion of the Christ if you will.
You're my only friend
You don't even like me
Submitted by Replicant.7.66 on Sun, 10/25/2009 - 8:39pm.
That's the saddest thing I think I've ever seen, exclusive of the memory of our chapel priest, Catholic all girls boarding school, who was the hottest chunk of man put on this earth.
HAHAHAHAHAHA *crying*
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Yikes. It looks as though every day is Halloween for Noah. Costume unnecessary!!!
"I told the troot, and I have fate the troot will prevail."
wow, this girl looks just like my cousin/methhead that used to own a fire work stand! kidding, i don't have a cousin/methhead- but still!
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Wow. This almost makes Lindsey Lohan's mom look like a good parent...almost. At least her kids lost their baby teeth before they started dressing like a baby prostitutes for the paps.
Noah Cyris looks like she needs to go live with Chunk..."Baaaby Ruuuth. Baaaby Ruuuth."
Submitted by Vern on Sun, 10/25/2009 - 8:51pm.
There is no reason on earth that a nine year old should be wearing a dress so short that it requires shorts!
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Alas, Vern, there are several:
1. Famewhoring
2. Pimping
3. Profit!
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Bottom-feeder.
There is no reason on earth that a nine year old should be wearing a dress so short that it requires shorts!
Its not OK just because other kids are doing it.
I will never be ok about sexualizing kids, especially when it is done for profit.
But, I get FBHooker's point that we are only fooling ourselves if we pretend sexuality doesn't exist in children, but I'm afraid she misses the fact that it presents the opportunity to teach a child (male or female) about self respect and choices and patience.
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That's the saddest thing I think I've ever seen, exclusive of the memory of our chapel priest, Catholic all girls boarding school, who was the hottest chunk of man put on this earth.
You're my only friend
You don't even like me