Tuesday, October 27th 2009

Birthday Sluts

Simon Le Bon (51)
Kelly Osbourne (25)
Patrick Fugit (27)
Vanessa Mae (31)
Scott Weiland (42)
Matt Drudge (43)
Marla Maples (46)
Veronica Hart (53)
Roberto Benigni (57)
Ivan Reitman (63)
John Cleese (70)
Ruby Dee (85)
Nanette Fabray (89)

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Submitted by Noelegy on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 6:16pm.

Thank you so much for posting that picture of Simon. All of my teenaged fantasies just died in shrieking agony.

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Really don't mind if you sit this one out
My words but a whisper, your deafness a shout
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Submitted by Drama Queen on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 5:08pm.

HB Simon! Life happens...age happens. I used to heart you and still do- John Taylor was the ish though. Thanks for all the memories and great vids.

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Submitted by iHeartHaters on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 12:28pm.

Ew Simon's a fat old fart:( My preteen dreams are dashed all to bits! Damn, getting old sucks. Oh well HB anyway Simon!

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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.

"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"

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Submitted by easyaspie2 on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 12:26pm.

Ha! What a great photo. He looks really tweeked over whatever is happening in his drawers.

letinstar's picture
Submitted by letinstar on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 11:20am.

THAT'S simon le bon?? i just lost my hardon...

happy birthday to the great ruby dee and to all the birthday sluts...
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Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 11:11am.

*sigh*

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Submitted by anony54321 on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 11:09am.

oh now come ON!

WHERE do you find these pictures???

its true, the poor man is not even recognizable.

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The McCanns Did It

Submitted by lune78 on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 10:57am.

Ewwwwww!!! THAT'S Simon LeBon???? He used to be so hot...

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Submitted by SugaMama on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 10:33am.

Noooooo! I used to love him so..........

Deb's picture
Submitted by Deb on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 10:13am.

@NoAnjl & snowpiece

The Flyin' Hawaiian is gonna leave the Stankees cryin'!

Happy Birthday, Kelly Osborne. She's making me like her on Dancing With the Stars.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

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Submitted by IWannaBeMonicaB... on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 10:05am.

Happy birthday, Vanessa-Mae!!

Happy Tuesday, bitches!

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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 10:02am.

NoAnjl ahahahahhahaha I was dying this morning when I saw that!
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown

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Submitted by NoAnjl on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 9:59am.

Submitted by Deb on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 9:49am.
LOL, I was known to climb that big gate and sneak in - tee hee.

Did you see the NY paper???? GRRRRRR! They have Victorino in a pink short skirt and it says "Bring on the Frillies" GRRRRR. Can't wait to see what the Daily News prints. I'll let you know.

sorry off topic guys. I'm done.

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Submitted by Basement Baby on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 9:51am.

Scott Weiland is a worthless, overrated piece of shit. Happy birthday, Marla Maples!

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Deb's picture
Submitted by Deb on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 9:49am.

NoANJL!!!! I am so psyched for this Series! We checked online and $650 would get a standing room ticket on Monday.
It was much cheaper in '80 when they let us in the Vet in the 7th inning of Game 6!

And Happy Birthday Scott Weiland.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by ja_guide on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 9:48am.

Happy birthday Ruby Dee.

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Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 9:47am.

White Lines.........

Happy Birthday Simon and Happy Birthday to the once hot piece that is Scott Wieland.

WOOT!

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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 9:40am.

CAINandABEL: Roger, he was my sister's "BF"

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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown

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Submitted by NoAnjl on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 9:39am.

Debs!!!! GO PHILS!!!!

NoAnjl's picture
Submitted by NoAnjl on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 9:39am.

Got crabs?

Submitted by CAINandABEL on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 9:38am.

That photo of Simon re-arranging his junk is hilarious...Simon was always fleshy and bloated...the drummer on Duran Duran was always hotter than him. Wonder what he looks like now. Hope not as bad as Simon.

Submitted by sushi on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 9:35am.

Simon Le Bon was always a pig. I never got why chicks thought he was hot. Not to mention he could sing worth a fucking shit.

John Taylor yes, classic good looks that have withstood the test of time.

Deb's picture
Submitted by Deb on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 9:21am.

Happy Birthday, John Cleese!
Two words-Fish License!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnq96W9jtuw

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

snowpiece's picture
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 9:16am.

TEAM NICK RHODES!

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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown

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Submitted by Janice Second on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 9:15am.

I was more of a John Taylor girl, but Simon was still a babe in the 80s. John has aged better.

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Submitted by Plecostomus on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 9:06am.

Simon LeBon's always been on the tubby side, but man! He's gone full-on flubber!

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Bottom-feeder.

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Submitted by Tristram on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 9:03am.

Simon LeBon and monogamy: "In 1985, they walked up the aisle together, Yasmin losing the surname Parvaneh. A decade and a half later, they remain married, kids in tow, despite regular tabloid claims that Le Bon’s belief in monogamy is purely theoretical. Last summer it was “Yasmin lookalike”, Jane Murphy, 17 years his junior, whom he was spotted deep-throating at London’s Met Bar. More recently, he was seen with model Sophie Dahl, again in a pose that suggested “good friends” wasn’t even the half of it."

http://www.lizardkingduran.com/qsimon98.htm

Submitted by agirl on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 8:52am.

That's really Simon LeBon? Oh how the mighty have fallen, LOL

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Submitted by like-wow on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 8:49am.

Some men age well and others end up playing with themselves on the beach. Dude better lay off the chip and egg!

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Submitted by Geebz74 on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 8:33am.

My childhood crush & dreams shattered with one picture.
Happy BDay Sluts!
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Submitted by Disraeli_Ears on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 8:25am.

Oh, surely Simon's just giving himself his monthly penis-testicle self-examination! Good for him!

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Submitted by OVO-606 on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 8:15am.

Oh Simon, lol

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Submitted by No Words on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 8:15am.

Happy birthday, Patrick Fugit! "Almost Famous" is one of my favorite movies...even with the presence of the deplorable Kate Hudson.

As for Simon LeBon, can't say anything bad...Father Time bitch-slaps all of us at some point.

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Submitted by lostrabbit on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 8:05am.

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Submitted by Louiselouise on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 8:01am.

Woah, that's Simon?!

I preferred Nick Rhodes :) Funnily enough, currently reading "Wild Boy" by Andy Taylor.

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Submitted by MrPossumsMama on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 8:00am.

First hahahaha of the day - thanks, MK!

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Submitted by sybil on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 7:59am.

"Her name is Rio & she dances on the sand"....
Here is vintage Simon from 25 years ago..your welcome! :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KanKLnRUlg

Submitted by blah blah blah on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 7:57am.

Simon, remember when you sat on the bow of the ship and sang 'Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand' - now you're just an old geezer in budgie smuglers groping the birdy.

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Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 7:56am.

Ack! *scroll scroll*
Happy birthday to all the sluts. Too traumatized to add more!
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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 7:51am.

♪Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand!♫

HB, hos!

♥ Threadkilla!
"Dear old people who run the world:
My generation would like to break up with you" ~ Jason Chan.
"Watch your language, moron!" ~ Homer Simpson.

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Submitted by soul on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 7:48am.

John and Simon (even grabbing) are hot! HBto all and
good morning.DListed lovelies.
yawn.
STFU mrsoul!LOL
toodle looo!

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Submitted by Ford_Prefect on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 7:45am.

Well, that picture stunned me into waking up. Can't decide which is worse, the speedo or the eye goggles.

*dry heaves*

~Tiny Fists of Irken Fury!~

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Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 7:45am.

I would still do him provided he had a photo of himself in 1984 taped over his face.

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Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 7:43am.

Happy birthday John Cleese! I use to watch Monty Python on PBS when I was a little girl.

Ministry of Silly Walks
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqhlQfXUk7w

HB Simon LeBon! It's never too early to fish around for your meat and two veg.

Mornin' MK ♥

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Lullaby

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Submitted by snowball on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 7:42am.

Oh, Simon. I think I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.

sybil's picture
Submitted by sybil on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 7:42am.

Hungry like the Wolf? I think Simon ate the wolf whole! What a disgusting slob!

Am's picture
Submitted by Am on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 7:37am.

I remember when he used to be hot. Guess that makes me old too.

Happy bday to all and good morning sluts!
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Submitted by Am on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 7:37am.

I remember when he used to be hot. Guess that makes me old too.

Happy bday to all and good morning sluts!
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Submitted by Joe Dabb Babbalucci on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 7:33am.

John Cleese is 70? Amazing! His best skit was "Cheese Shop" Michael Palin on Monty Python.

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