Saturday, October 24th 2009

Morrissey Is In The Hospital

Morrissey is in the hospital after he collapsed during one of his shows in Swindon tonight. Witnesses say that Morrissey wasn't looking too hot when he first took the stage. After he performed his first song "This Charming Man," he dropped to the ground and was carried off by medical personnel. A little while later, the audience was told that Morrissey had "left the building." When their asses started booing, the announcer added that Morrissey "was very ill."

The Telegraph reports that the paramedics were told that a 50-year-old man was having trouble breathing and was unconscious When they arrived, Morrissey was conscious but not feeling well. He was immediately taken to the hospital.

A rep for the hospital issued this statement: "Morrissey has been admitted to the Great Western Hospital. He is being reviewed by the medical staff and his condition is stable."

Morrissey is currently in the middle of a world tour. He already canceled several dates due to illness.

My gotholita (gotha + cholita) cousin's sanity depends on Morrissey's health, so hopefully he's going to bounce right out of that hospital very soon. Morrissey just needs to put the work on pause, and lay down with some Sleepytime Tea and a movie starring talking animals.

Posted by: Michael K


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Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 8:25am.

Please do something about these FUCKING Spammers. I refuse to have to look at this shit when I'm reading comments. This will only get worse as we get closer to Christmas.

Does anyone know,how to stop this shit? Perhaps send them a nice virus?
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Please do something about these FUCKING Spammers. I refuse to have to look at this shit when I'm reading comments. This will only get worse as we get closer to Christmas.

Does anyone know,how to stop this shit? Perhaps send them a nice virus?

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Submitted by Whatever on Sun, 10/25/2009 - 8:43pm.
FYI spammers NO ONE and I mean NO ONE wants to buy your tacky crap. LOSERS
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*quietly hides Hong Kong Winter Dress*

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Whatever's picture

Hope he gets well. What the heck is up with all these losers posting about shopping sites? FYI spammers NO ONE and I mean NO ONE wants to buy your tacky crap. LOSERS!

tommyboy's picture

i hope while hes in the hospital they remove that azalea shrub from his skull

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Morrissey is the man. I am supposed to see him this week, look like that isn't going to happen. agree on Marr though, he was the Smiths legend. Get well soon Mozza!

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A Great Western Hospital spokeswoman confirms Morrissey, 50, has been released after precautionary overnight observation. "Morrissey became unwell. He's been seen by the medical team, much improved and now discharged home." (E Online)

Tragedy averted, I guess.

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Love Hurts

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Submitted by freebird on Sun, 10/25/2009 - 10:04am.
Dammit. I read those entire lists of items only to find out that was spam.

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Bottom-feeder.

I'm almost proof positive my brother was there when it happened...

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FREE B!! Which one, supra chad muska skytop comicazi? That one made me look twice too. :)

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Additional:

Good morning sluts!

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Póg mo Thóin >:)

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Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sun, 10/25/2009 - 10:04am.

Welcome. My friends' involvement was only to form a touring LLC and related deals. I think they used his full name--precise and all. He lived in LA for a few years, anyway--maybe 4-5 years ago?

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Oh duh! The headline says 1,000 peeps at the concert

Dammit. I read those entire lists of items only to find out that was spam.

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THANKS FOR THE LINK, TRISTRAM!! I'm glad he has some BIG security people in his entourage.

How many people come to his concerts these days? I'd love to see him...

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@likeugg.com, will you kindly FUCK OFF WITH YOUR GODD@AMN SPAM?!!!!!

Jesus Tap-dancing Christ! What a pain in the ass these spammers are.

GO AWAY ugg SPAMMER... YOU HAVE BEEN REPORTED

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Pix of Morrissey collapsing on stage. The report says his illness is not life-threatening.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1222798/Morrissey-rushed-ho...

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Tristram - do "his people" call him Morrissey or does he answer to "Steven" or "Patrick"?? I don't think I've ever heard anyone refer to him by his RL first name. What has been his drug of choice? Cuz his face looks ALL BUSTED UP on the Wiki page (photo from 2004).

I'll BBL for the answer. I have to get mah lazy Sunday azz outta bed and go get a hot non-alcoholic drink.

*mwuah*

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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Sun, 10/25/2009 - 8:50am.

MizRo: I know! I complained and reported it already, as have many others, I'm sure. Hong Kong, indeed!!
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I keep wondering if he's keeping them for the hits....hmmm....

♥ Threadkilla!
"Dear old people who run the world:
My generation would like to break up with you" ~ Jason Chan.
"Watch your language, moron!" ~ Homer Simpson.

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Is Tristram the name of your dog? Have we had this conversation before?

*books appt for medical check-up*

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That bitch!!

It's so easy to laugh
It's so easy to hate
It takes guts to be gentle and kind

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Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sun, 10/25/2009 - 9:37am.
BTW, it seriously looks to me like he fell off the vegetarian wagon about 15 years ago. Or he's only been eating BISCUITS for YEARS.
I love Morrisey, but damn he was skinny-hot back in the day.

True and true. Maybe drinking? He is Irish after all. I have some good friends who did some corporate work for him a few years ago in L.A. He was a major diva and stiffed them for the final $500. haha

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I know! It's all coming back to haunt him now. I'm only lol-ing now because I'm pretty certain in my COLD PUNK HEART that he'll be ok!

BTW, it seriously looks to me like he fell off the vegetarian wagon about 15 years ago. Or he's only been eating BISCUITS for YEARS.

I love Morrisey, but damn he was skinny-hot back in the day.

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Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sun, 10/25/2009 - 9:30am.

hahahaha. So many of his tunes are morbid.

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Oh SNAP, Tristram!

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There Is a Light that Never Goes Out:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INgXzChwipY

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Submitted by mike on Sat, 10/24/2009 - 6:17pm.
I hope he gets better and all that, but I've personally always been more a Johnny Marr man.
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Mike, did you see this interview on YouTube? Johnny Marr talking about the Smiths, Joy Division, etc. Here's one of the comments about Marr (funny):

"jonny marr's guitar style is about as subtle as a shot gun blast to the face!!!marr is the best!"

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Is he better today?

I think it would SUCK to go out with heart disease as opposed to a ten ton truck or a double decker bus...

Get well, get well soon!!

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Submitted by LuxLuv on Sat, 10/24/2009 - 6:21pm.
@DiamndDawg: So do I( look every bit the middle-aged beast). After a while you just become resigned to it
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LoL. I LOVE your avie.

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My favorite is still "I Know It's Over"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2e4V3Xh17w

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IV: good morning and thanks for reporting these asswipes. Free advertising on MK's site - they should be banned. *ggggrrrrrrrrr*

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MizRo: I know! I complained and reported it already, as have many others, I'm sure. Hong Kong, indeed!!!

My favorite Morrissey/Smiths song is Everyday is Like Sunday, which is soooooo appropriate for today. Many times as an angsty teen I wished a bomb would go off just for something different to
happen.

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Stars shining bright above you
Night breezes seem to whisper "I love you"
Birds singing in the sycamore tree
Dream a little dream of me

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This shopping spam has got to stop MK. This is a gossip site NOT a shopping site.

And it's not even an American shopping site!!!!!!!!

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Getting ready for another Sunday of sheer hell at work. Wish the employees were allowed to dress up on Hallowe'en where I work...

www.peopleofwalmart.com

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LOL at "gotholita".

MK, you're a genius, I swear.

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Are there nude photos of Morrisey?

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when i read this earlier tonight, i was about to see backstreet boys and it completely ruined my night. get well soon, boo <3

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Back in the day, I had a Morrissey poster that hung above my bed. I hope he gets well soon.

Burn down the disco
Hang the blessed DJ
Because the music that they constantly play
It says nothing to me about my life

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"...We don't exist for the beautiful people of the world...We're there for the oddball, the rebel, the outcast, the geek!"

Morrissey in a coma, I know, I know it's serious.
Bye bye bye bye bye bye baby good-bye.

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Holy shit... on please be better by Dec 8th. I am off to go and rock slowly back and forth.

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I remember playing Meat Is Murder ad nauseum as a kid. Loved the Smiths, and Morrissey.

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Submitted by BALLZ on Sat, 10/24/2009 - 8:47pm.
Ain't nobody better talk shit about Morrissey. He's a magnificent, bitchy, bastard and I love him for it.

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seriously, i will cut a bitch for talking shit about him!!

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@BALLZ: And we loooooooooooooove our magnificent bitchy bastards-!

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Sandbitch..no kidding, have another one. Where I hang my head is home. (where i hang my hat is home.)
As a teenager it was such tortured stuff!!!!

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Taylor Hicks needs to lay off the booze and back off from the buffet table...

"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."