Brad Pitt Had A Little Accident
Lately it seems that some of the paparazzi are getting a little excited and running into celebrities' cars. It happened to Nicole Richie, the Jackson kids and now Billy Goat Brad Pitt. TMZ says that Brad was on his motorcycle and stopped at a red light when a pap's car decided it wanted to do butt sex with him. Brad's bike wasn't feeling it, so it hit the car in front of it and then fell over taking Brad with it. In non-gutter talk, a pap rear-ended Brad's bike causing him to hit the car in front of him before he fell over.
Brad got up, dusted himself off, pulled his bike up and then ran into a nearby apartment building where he called someone to pick him up. Seconds later, the child army (led by Maddox) parachuted in, grabbed Brad and then busted out of there while action music played in the background. No, one of Brad's slaves showed up, and took him home.
Don't worry, not even one pubic hair on his chin muff was harmed.
UPDATE: TMZ is now saying that nobody else was involved in the lil' accident. A pap's car didn't do anal with Brad's bike. According to some witness, Brad tried to get between a parked car and a car stopped at a ride light. As he was trying to get by, his handlebars clipped the car and he lost control. Before he knew it, he was on the ground with his bike. His body isn't bruised, but his ego is. You know when St. Angie heard about this shit, she queefed, "Fucking amateur."
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god! i hate this beard
Good thing too that Santa Angelina wasn't ridin' bitch when Brad dumped his new bike.
He was probably trying to get away from the paps!
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Submitted by DontDoIt on Sat, 10/24/2009 - 7:20pm.
No wedding ring?
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It's still kind of a Hollywood secret - Beard and Angie aren't married!!
Enjoy amor!! Sample the delights for me too.
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MızRo:
I too am leavıng to have some Turkısh cuısıne and then possıbly maybe some delıght of the other nature!
kısses and well wıshes!!!
PP ıt!
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Alright Triston, I'm out for the day honey - I have to go practice my powerpoint skillz for a test this week.
Love you, be well and have some delights for me!
I know!! It will be the story of the decade: lies, deceit, sex, children, money! *feeling faint*
Oh hell to the NAW!
If/when he leaves the clınches of her super snatch ıt ıs gonna be a blızzard of fuckery!
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A Death wish!!! *crying with laughter*
I don't blame him - who knows what Vampirella has in store for him.
The extrication from Jolie will be as painful and drawn-out as his escape from Aniston!
MizRo:
I personally thınk Brad ıs tryıng to accıdentally kıll hımself because Angıe's coochıe clutch ıs strong!
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I think Pitt doesn't care what Jolie thinks: "love isn't forever".
All I now is that every time he gets on a bike someone has to pick his ass up. Give it up, Brad.
Submitted by lizzieb on Sun, 10/25/2009 - 6:06am.
You might also want to consider training wheels on your bike. Wanker.
hahahahaha
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When you have 17 chıldren and are marrıed to SteelTrap ThunderCat you do not rıde motorcycles.
Angıe needs to up her heaux game!
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I think I'll do just that. It's so frustrating.
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OT: Could someone report the next time Brad takes a shit? That is also of vital importance.
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That bike is tiny
You know, I couldn't see past his disgusting goatee but now that I do, wtf is he wearing??
I don't mind if a man wears a necklace that has meaning for him (and never takes it off) but lord, the V-necks, the gloves, the absurd facial hair... he needs a make-over.
Pitt should get his act together and take some more classes. He dangerous on his bike. What an as* he has made out of himself as usual.
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If I ever saw Mr. Hekki putting on a necklace, I would never be able to bang him again. Or not with a straight face, at least.
Well, there's proof, if proof were needed that only cats are born with style and the rest of us have to learn it. Bradders, you tool, you will not learn style or grace at the bony elbow of your low rent Morticia and really need to raise your game. That beard looks like you should be under a bridge, scaring goats. Next time you go out to buy an orphan go to the barbers instead. Overall, your contribution to world happiness will be much greater. You might also want to consider training wheels on your bike. Wanker.
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Why are people fascinated with this annoying tinymeat homosexual?
He looks beyond rediculous with his men juwelry, his decolleté and Catweazle goatee. I reckon these pictures will function as a band-aid for Anniston's wounded soul. In the end, Brad Pitt is nothing but a vain, insecure little boy who matchy-matches his look and image to his partner of the moment. Give me a real man any day.
If I had Brads money, I would just pay to have the streets cleared of any traffic before I ride.
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Yummy on the bike. I'd love that beard between my legs.
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Hahahahaahaha he fell off his bike going four miles an hour! The laws apply to you too, douchebag. How's that delicate ego? Why don't you go dye your hair to match your current personality or buy a one of a kind rubber side table or dress your kids up weird to make yourself feel better? _____________________________________________
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He looks so ugly with that nasty beard.
Haha! LOOOZER!!! LOL!
I'd still hit it tho. I love his new pepaw hot.
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I'm glad that he is ok, but if he was trying to be a shit stain and drive between cars, no sympathy.
I see Saint Asswipe made him get a tat above his crack.
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Assholes.
ok, umm, i just looked at the actual pics.
i actually feel sorry for him, now. thumbnail five looks like someone who needs help, not scorn.
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yeah brad!
riding a jockey shift panhead! FUCK YEAH!
least he had a helmet on. think this will make him/her always wear a helmet?
i cant believe they dont already. riding a motorcycle and not wearing a helmet is the very height of douche.
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Pitt is wearing a gold helmut, and his face is clearly visible. Did he release a statement yet about how the paps never leave him alone?
And he's an idiot who doesn't know how to ride. Plus, he destroys all his bikes because of his incompetence. Ass.
Wowee wow wow, Brad looks gross.
Even if Pitt had been killed, that ratty-ass beard would have survived. Saint Asswipe would have eventually buttfucked it to death, though. Then it would commit beardicide.
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No wedding ring?
So basically he needs to be ticketed for illegal lane usage? Because just because you are on a motorcycle doesn't mean you can 'squeeze' between a parked car and a car stopped at a light. But I'm sure Brad thinks he is above the law. I hope he got ticketed.
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1. If he's dead, then we "care".
2. If he's not dead, we don't.
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WTF happened? Brad used to be "Thanksgiving on a hangover delicious" now he's three day old pizza with no saran wrap. Dried up cheese..yeah, that's it.
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