Stephanie Tanner Was Probably High On Meth Here
Full House's Jodie Sweetin has a new book out called "Unsweetined" (I guess "How Rooood" was already taken), which chronicles her road from child star to crackhouse resident. To promote the book, Jodie spent a little time with UsWeekly to basically tell them all the weird places she got fucked up at. The interview reads like a food journal for junkies! Or like the average Dlisted reader's diary entry. This is what I'm talking about:
Jodie on getting the drunk barfs at Candace Cameron's wedding:
"I probably had two bottles of wine, and I was only 14. That first drink gave me the self confidence I had been searching for my whole life. But that set the pattern of the kind of drinking that I would do."
Jodie on driving drunk while her baby daughter was in the car:
"That was the big rock bottom. I had two glasses of wine and drove with her in the car. I not only put myself in danger, but also my daughter, who I loved more than anything. I felt terrible."
Jodie on claiming to be sober on GMA even though she was fucked up:
"I was selfish, self-serving, insecure, angry and fearful person living a double life. I covered up my problems by pretending to be happy and saying that everything was fine."
Jodie on doing meth in the bathroom at the premiere of the Olsen Troll's movie New York Minute:
"I was pulling off the deceit. It was hard for people to believe I was doing that much drugs. I look at photos from that event, and I didn't even look strung out!"
In Jodie's defense, anybody who sat through New York Minute wishes they had given themselves a meth-enema before they watched it. And I'm guessing Kirk Cameron was at Candace's wedding, so that explains why she swallowed 2 bottles of the sweet nectar. Yes, my real name is Michael "Enabler" Kay Kae.
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I will Triston - I don't know who she is but I'm sure you'll show her a time she'll never forget! *kisses* Ciao. Be well, love.
MizRo:
Operatıon Trystanbul ıs practıcally wrıtıng ıtself!
I just checked my emaıls and ıt ıs Mıssy comıng to Berlın.
She has NO ıdea what ıs ın store for her there!
You all pray for that slut!
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Then we're on the same budget - shoestring!
I will def make a point of it in 2010, Triston - I want to give you a hug and some air kisses!
Do you recall who is going? Can't wait to hear the stories and see your pics: send me pics.
MızRo!
I try on my jetset lıfe on a shoestrıng budget!
You must come. Berlın ıs cheaper than Brıtney's weave!
And there ıs some Dlısted slut comıng to Berlın ın a few weeks that I don't know so well but ıf I am back then I am sure they wıll have some tales of taıl to tell!
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Triston: you are such the cosmopolitan!
When I start working again and get my life in order I have to come visit you, wherever you are. Maybe Migraine and/or Miss Cleo will come with me!
They'll have to make sure we both don't fall and hit our heads!!
I am already workıng on havıng a LAYover here for a few months ın the near future. If I dıd not have rehearsals ın Berlın I would defınıtely stay longer!
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Hahaha! The Turkish delight will be well worth your stay, honey. In 3 weeks, Germany may not get you back!
MizRo:
I am here on tour for three weeks and I have only been 72 hoursö so no way I can leave yet.
Besıdes; I have not had any Turkısh delıght yet!
And you can take that any way you want!
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Get out Triston, no wonder we haven't seen you in a few days. Are you in concert or at party work?
MızRo!
MK wıll be happy to know that hıs sıte ıs partıally banned here ın Turkey. I cannot post anywhere the words 'slut' 'gay' or anythıng lascıvıous ıs ın the tıtloe
whıch means you won;t be gettıng muıch from me here sluts!
Help!!
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The girl on the right is DJ Tanner - Candace Cameron, her older sister on "Full House".
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Please that just sounds like one of my friday nite's I also read somewhere she was an addict for a year, that's going to be one boring short book. Maybe she will have some good JO material of her and Ms bible thumber.
Ugh...I keep thinking about that horrible mom who killed almost all of her kids driving on the Taconic the wrong way bombed out of her mind.
Kill yourself, not your kids.
"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."
She had 2 glasses of wine and then drove with her kid in the car???
What a fucking lightweight...
Anyway-I thought a couple of glasses of wine was normal for the average american mom trying to get through the evening with a screaming kid in tow....
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
She kind of reminds me of the person in high school (every school has one) who goes on and on about drugs and more n' half of it's fabricated. the stuff her ex has "spilled" about her is cliched and vague too. i guess i'm stuck on being suspicious, rather than being mildly impressed that meth hasn't destroyed her physically like it does to almost every other hardcore addict.
And another thing- what's up with her being so upfront and in your face about coke, meth and ecstasy but all like "it was just a teeny weeny bit" when it comes to the alcohol?
She looks great. Who's the girl on the right?
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Love Hurts (delicious irony)
She looked good for a methhead. Hell not even Fergie looks that good and she's been off the goodshit for a while.
Next she'll be saying that she was sexually abused by someone and have a book deal....i mean that is how you sell books these days, isn't?
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@irishfury:Our red wine glasses can fit a bottle of wine per glass
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Ha! I used to drink 2 glasses 4-5 times a week, but then I realized I always felt hungover and I was starting to get a little fat...
So I read that one glass of wine is 4 oz. which being horrible at math I had no idea how big that was...I went to Crate and Barrel and got a few 4 oz glasses and they are the size of thimbles!
"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."
True.
Our red wine glasses can fit a bottle of wine per glass. You only fill them about 2-3 inches (let's the wine "breath" and all that crap) but they do fit one full bottle.
Actually I love those wine glasses.
But good point! Two BOTTLES it was then, Jodie!
@onetrickpony:Puh-lease. Two glasses of wine? If you're angle is, full-on honesty after years of deceit - then don't fucking start with a lie.
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Have you ever heard people say they only had two glasses of wine and then you look at their glass and it's a goddamn fishbowl?
I think you're right that she is lying, but it is funny about what constitutes a glass of wine, considering the gigantic range of glass sizes...:)
"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."
Puh-lease. Two glasses of wine? If you're angle is, full-on honesty after years of deceit - then don't fucking start with a lie.
*taking a bow* Thanks!
Sweetin drove with two children while intoxicated, trust, this is not the last we here of this imbecile.
I'm surprised they had booze at Cameron's wedding. You'd think Kirk wouldn't allow that.
So. Who'd she suck and fuck the whole time she was high?
That's all anyone really cares about.
"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."
I highly doubt Sweetin is clean now.
MizRo: bloody funny! "Sneaky bosom". Brilliant.
OK, I've lurked here for years without posting, but I really can't help it on the two glasses of wine thing. I know a thing or two about BAL, etc., and if she is /was as jacked up as she claims, two glasses of wine was probably enough to alleviate her shakes--drinking to stay sober. I don't judge anyone with substance issues, but Jesus, don't flat out lie.
Sneaky bosom, lol! _____________________________________________
"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
I agree with calling bullshit on "I had two glasses of wine and drove with my daughter." If she hadn't said that, I might actually have fallen for her tales of woe. I can say in all honesty that I have never had a single drop of booze in pregnancy, nor a single drop and then driven my kids (and I like me my wine and cocktails so three back to back pregnancies was a real sacrifice to my boozin' ways!) but my husband has had a single 12 oz beer and driven our kids (he's 6'5" which prob. helps) and isn't "admitting" to having done it, as he was stone cold sober, both legally and biologically.
Anyone who "confesses" to 2 glasses of wine before driving their kid and the "guilt" that ensued, really had 2 bottles of wine before hitting the road.
If you are going to fess up, then fess up. That "two glasses of wine" shit really irritates me.
Seriously agirl. At what point does one stop lying? (edited)
At what point will she REALLY tell the truth? Will we care?
Not.
Oh I love it when junkies/addicts say "I was lying then, but I am telling da troof now". Yeeeeah.
I think she looks pretty in this pic; wish she'd cover up her sneaky bosom.
why do i have a strange feeling she's either making this all up or at least exaggerating? i can't see a hint of methface in any photos of her. maybe somehow her twisted brain thinks that meth use is somehow "cooler" than booze or whatnot?
This would have been so much better if she had included the part where Mary Kate busted out her solid gold straw in the bathroom stall. _____________________________________________
"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
"I was pulling off the deceit"... Damn, get real, only on Planet Meth were they buying your shit.
(I guess "How Rooood" was already taken)
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I agree with Curiouser, I bet she's blowing smoke up our asses.
She's making a good living telling her drug stories. Blohan should pay attention. Cha ching! _____________________________________________
"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
"I had two glasses of wine and drove with her in the car."
Bullshit. Like she was able to stop at two. Two gallons, maybe.
"self confidence I had been searching for my whole life" @ 14. helllllllllllllll-o
Coma Caca!!
The tuck game is weak in this one.
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Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 10/24/2009 - 12:21pm.
BUMPITS!!
And if she admits to having had two glasses of wine while driving with her daughter, chances are it was more like two bottles plus assorted pharmaceuticals.
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yeah no one wants to say "i was black out drunk with my kid in the car" because really if she drank that much all the time two glasses still probably would have been under the limit and she would NOT have felt drunk
@ IG - LOL! BUMPITS has a double meaning for her!
Is it me or is Jodie rockin a bulge?
I'm guessing the relapse is the lie. What other option did she have, besides the obligatory sex tape, to get a book deal?
Michael Kay Kae! LOL!!!
BUMPITS!!
And if she admits to having had two glasses of wine while driving with her daughter, chances are it was more like two bottles plus assorted pharmaceuticals.