Quote (About Butt Sex) Of The Day
Tracy Morgan tells Playboy why he likes to kiss the no-no with his peen:
"I like fucking ass! Ain’t nothin’ like the butthole. The ass is a delicacy, goddamn it. I’d put hot sauce on it. When you eat the brown hole, that’s when her toes do this. [sticks legs out and curls toes] You got to be willing to do anything to please your woman, to satisfy her. I didn’t invent it. You think I was the first one to think of having anal sex with a girl? Hell, no. I’m quite sure Adam fucked Eve in the ass. In the Garden of Eden he tore her ass up, and she was screaming like a motherfucker."
The dudes out there should know that pouring hot sauce on the ass is probably not the best idea unless you're totally okay with seeing your dick on the opposite side of the room.....unattached from your body. However, if you're fucking me with me, go ahead and throw all the condiments on it. Do what you gotta do.
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Submitted by sushi on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 10:24pm.
Im late as fuck, but I do know. Alot! Especially since I come from blackness so that makes me quite knowledgable.
Its interesting you say that 70% of black men were against gay folks getting married. How did they come to this number? Have you ever voted? Do they ask you your race when you submit a ballot? Have you ever taken a statistics class? Do you know how numbers can be skewed to sound like anybody is in the majority? I'd like to know where you found the statistic about the number of gay black men that have committed suicide. Also heres something for you to chew on...%70 of approximately 14% of the poputlation still wouldnt be enough votes to vote against something. So you know what that means? It means that the majority being hispanics and whites were who kept gay folks from getting hitched. And thats if your numbers are even remotely true. So as I was saying...The More You Know...Fuck Off!
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My poopies look like Tracy Morgan.
The kettle calling the pot black telling the crack ho to bag the face.
"Am I the only one who feels like I'm in a Republican Town Hall Meeting?"
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Who would have ever thought that a crass comment by attention needy TM would generate such divide? Why does someone have to be the R word or "vanilla" because they don't care for hetero butt sex? That's enough to make a person want to go all "yo mama" up in this list.
Can't we all just get along? Butt fuckers and "don't touch my no-noers alike? For a sublime musical perspective on the subject, check out (without the kiddies around):
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/b58c050083/i-stuck-it-in-the-wrong-hole
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“An evening gown that shows a woman’s ankles as she walks is the most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen!” –Valentino
When you do it right it is a wonderful experience. Yes blk men like it but what man doesn't?
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TMI
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 10/24/2009 - 3:10am.
I know telly! All that's missing is some plain custard on that vanilla!!!
Then there is the stereotypes and idiotic talk of anal sex equalling anal cancer!
LOLZ
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Silly me, here I was thinking that BREATHING gave you cancer.
So seeing as how the throat wasn't made for having cocks sliding in and out of it, how come sluts like MK don't ever get throat cancer? GONG!
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Give me back my goddamn HELMET!
But QUALITY peen does!
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Lighten up people! Rinse it out and go to town! The peen doesn't discriminate...
Tons of straight white men like anal sex and a number of women too. If your or your partner are not turned on by it, then don't do it! If it hurts, you're doing it wrong! But you're incredibly naive if you think no women enjoy it.
I was with him on the salad-tossing, but what woman actually screams with pleasure being fucked up the ass? She might enjoy it in the way that one enjoys giving a blowjob, but it's not going to be the main event for her. I feel like maybe he's seen this in porn movies and is just pretending to have actually done it.
There is such a thing as TMI. And man, Morgan just gave me waaaay TMI.
All I will say is that there has only been one man (an ex boyfriend) that I have had anal sex with AND enjoyed it- but honestly that was because he has a small penis. If a mans dick is big it just fucking hurts and I have no desire to try streching it out to make it comfy. Yeah, no thanks.
haha fucken funny
I'm with AnonymousBastard. TEAM BUTTSEX done right! Tracy Morgan could read the phone book and I'd die laughing. I love how he is breaking taboos.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N97HXJS7ayc
Jesus christ you guys need to lighten up. I'm a girl and I like it.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 10/24/2009 - 10:46am.
Submitted by Cindy Salerno on Sat, 10/24/2009 - 10:34am.
Agreed.
LOVE 30 Rock!
Tina Fey is a genius too.
Submitted by TellysWorld on Sat, 10/24/2009 - 2:46am.
Submitted by applejones on Sat, 10/24/2009 - 10:25am.
I concur.
Submitted by Cindy Salerno on Sat, 10/24/2009 - 10:34am.
I don't care much to hear about his sex life but I find Tracy to be hilarious on 30th Rock. His special relationship with Kenneth and just the way he says "Liz Lemon" usually gets me. I guess I'm in the minority on this one.
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Minority Schminority!
You are so right. "Liz Lemon" gets me every time too. I loved last week: "That's it! I'm leaving and don't nobody follow me!" *leaves room, re-enters* "Which one is the elevator I'm not afraid of?"
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"Dear old people who run the world:
My generation would like to break up with you" ~ Jason Chan.
"Watch your language, moron!" ~ Homer Simpson.
I don't care much to hear about his sex life but I find Tracy to be hilarious on 30th Rock. His special relationship with Kenneth and just the way he says "Liz Lemon" usually gets me. I guess I'm in the minority on this one.
I have nothing against buttsecks at all. Nuff said on THAT. I just object to Tracy Morgan's depiction of his activities. He's an idiot.
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Moo!
I too am a little surprised how anti-anal (that's a word I never thought I'd type) Dlisted is. Wow.
I'm with TellysWorld & CoconutCoochie on this one. It isn't one of my regular activities but oh man, "My motto's always been; when it's right, it's right."
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Submitted by TellysWorld on Sat, 10/24/2009 - 2:46am.
"Am I the only one who feels like I'm in a Republican Town Hall Meeting? Do you all fuck in missionary or what?
No it does not stink (ew who are YOU phucking), and no I'm not doing it to be cool. When done correctly, under the right circumstances it feels good. And that's that."
It's like everything else when it comes to sex: it's all about experimenting, it has to do with sharing, but trust and the level of comfortableness you have with your partner plays a huge part for sure.
I met guys who had a crazy obsession with it and it clearly felt like something wasn't right, and I didn't want to give it. But when it's the right person, it just feels easy.
Also no, if a man loves to have anal sex with a woman, doesn't necessarily mean he's a gay in disguise, just like a guy who enjoys having a finger up his ass while coming isn't gay either, it's about the pleasure you get from it.
And I don't believe our body parts are "made" for this or that -unless you see it from a religious perspective. We have bodies, and I feel like the whole point of sexuality is to find out what's more pleasurable for each of us.
Tracy Morgan's a piece of shit!
I'm going back to the Heene thread. At least it doesn't involve anal sex.
Proof right there that fame and money do not give a person class, humility, or decency. What an idiot.
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Moo!
Ummmm...no. My butthole is a one-way exit only.
I think Tracy is trash, and not that funny.
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Low class, piece of trash. I bet if he ever wins an award (and I'm not holding my breath)he will be one of those that praises God.
Is Morgan for real? Can't you satisfy your woman the old fashioned way? Toes can curl that way, too. Obviously I'm not an anal sort, never was. I've known friends who've tried with their mates and they said it was realllly painful. Butthole pleasures are for the guy, not his partner. Unless you're Michael K:)
Just as long as he stays away from OUR nono!
I know telly! All that's missing is some plain custard on that vanilla!!!
Then there is the stereotypes and idiotic talk of anal sex equalling anal cancer!
LOLZ
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Am I the only one who feels like I'm in a Republican Town Hall Meeting? Do you all fuck in missionary or what?
Let me explain...to have your asshole "licked," like he clearly states (the hotsauce is obviously a joke), feels good whether you want to admit it or not (clean yourself, people. Seriously, clean yourselves). It then relaxes the spinchter allowing for anything to be inserted more easily, and if you're into a small bit of pain with a lot of lube then anal sex does prove to be pleasurable.
No it does not stink (ew who are YOU phucking), and no I'm not doing it to be cool. When done correctly, under the right circumstances it feels good. And that's that.
Now pay attention to why he said he likes it--because it makes his partner FEEL GOOD. So he can eat out an ass and that's somehow ok, but I can't take it up mine without being a poser? Geesh, I just didn't expect this much......vanilla on Dlisted.
*whistles longingly*
MK come regulate this shit here!
Give me back my goddamn HELMET!
Submitted by Mrs. Voorhees on Sat, 10/24/2009 - 1:08am.
that there is dlisted gold!!!
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What a prince. I hope that his woman (how did he get one?) punched his lights out when se read this fine piece of prose. Furthermore, he is not even remotely funny on 30 Rock. Fey must have had an off-day when she wrote in his character, as goes for the casting director.
I feel it is important to share with all of you that Tracy Morgan and I regularly have anal sex to save money on birth control. He/we HATES the Eddie Murphy comparisons--seriously. Tracy never hated on gays in any of his material. He is a hot, crooked, long and blue-veined throbber of a man. While he and I aren't quite ready to share our story and dieting/exercise techniques (offers are on the table), good for him for speaking the unspeakable. Anal sex rules--just stick your finger up your ass in the shower beforehand if you think you're going to get it.
@teamvaltrex:If anal sex caused cancer, Risky Business would've starred John Cusack
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Cusack would have killed in "Cocktail," as well.
(Night, have a great weekend!:)
"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."
I've tryed anal twice with my husband. First time was PAINFUL. Even w/ lube and all that jazz. Not fun. 2nd time, decided to try it again, just to see if it was any better. Did A LOT of foreplay to try to loosen things up and still... no hurt like hell.
Neither of us enjoyed it at all, but might as well give it a try just in case we did lol.
Submitted by NitWitty on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 11:37pm.
Submitted by mcnightmare on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 11:33pm.
if you look in tracy morgan's eyes
you will see he wants to die.
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But if you look in his mouth,
you will see he wants a dick.
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So does his bunghole...
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Let me dirty up your mind.
If anal sex caused cancer, Risky Business would've starred John Cusack.
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Submitted by mcnightmare on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 11:33pm.
if you look in tracy morgan's eyes
you will see he wants to die.
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But if you look in his mouth,
you will see he wants a dick.
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Submitted by Lory on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 11:19pm.
Now seriously guys, what are the chances of getting your insurance company to cover a broken ass?
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Let's beat up Pam Andersen and see if they cover her broke ass.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
@angeli:That's what's happening to Lois but it's her brain!:
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"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."
Submitted by kokoskitten on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 11:18pm.
i had a big old tough guy ex-boyfriend tons of tattoos etc and he always claimed he wanted anal, anal is the best, he would beg for it...well surprise surprise one night when we were super hammered he pullsout this (unopened) ups/fed ex package he had just bought...and what's inside ? a GIANT strap-on...although i do think most guys like a finger in the butt (prostate)
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Not in line at the ATM though.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
if you look in tracy morgan's eyes
you will see he wants to die.
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satan in a sunday hat, girl.
It were TIT's post what made me realize we were having two different conversations... For a sec I thought TV was jesting about some crazy anecdote dlisted's Farrah had told you!
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Submitted by Centaurious on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 11:21pm.
@teamvaltrex:Died of butt cancer, which is apparently caused by anal sex?
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Her butt cancer was caused by being in the same room with asshole Ryan O'Neal for the last 25 years.
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That's what's happening to Lois but it's her brain!:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aze6xd2WJZw
♥ Threadkilla!
"Dear old people who run the world:
My generation would like to break up with you" ~ Jason Chan.
"Watch your language, moron!" ~ Homer Simpson.
butt cancer can be caused by hpv so yeah that kinda makes sense
Bwahahahaha!!! OMG! I thought you guys were talking about dlisted's Farrah!!!!!!!!!!! ROTFLMAO!!!
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Let me dirty up your mind.
@teamvaltrex:Died of butt cancer, which is apparently caused by anal sex?
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Her butt cancer was caused by being in the same room with asshole Ryan O'Neal for the last 25 years.
"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."