The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For October 23rd!

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Submitted by Summermixx on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 6:49pm.

I'm sorry, but THIS should've been the winner! HAHAHAAHAHAHACHAH!!!!

Next time bring lube to the circle jerk. - rovex

Submitted by Drew on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 6:23pm.

Rovex made me LOL the um, loudest. Kudos.

Submitted by CuddlyCarla on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 5:15pm.

The Jonai circa 2035

Submitted by Cocoa Mocha Sugar on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 1:51pm.

No lindsay lohan firecrotch jokes? lol

Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 12:29pm.

Yep. I picked that one! Congrats suze and the rest of you fools!!! :o)

Submitted by Sweetas on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 12:18pm.

Congrats winners!! suze, that was my FAVE. Bwahahahaha!!!

Submitted by Italics on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 11:50am.

Congratulations to suze and the runners-up, flea watch, TFBF and rovex! Very funny!

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 10:17am.

I still think mine was funny, but MK never notices my captions! *sticks tongue out at MK*

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Even the losers get lucky sometimes
-Tom Petty

Submitted by suze on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 10:05am.

Thanks horz - con grats flea, TFBF and rovex.
FUNNEE!

Submitted by NoAnjl on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 9:21am.

Congrats suze and all runners up - they were all hysterical!
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JABIFFH0OPSXOXOXO

Submitted by rovex on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 9:07am.

Yay im a chosen one!!

Submitted by freebird on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 8:12am.

Congrats suze, fleawatch, TFBuckFutter & rovex! LOL! Circle jerk!

Submitted by DeeDee on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 7:46am.

Hahaha Suze! WaaaHooo to fleawatch, TFBuckFutter, and rovex, too!

≈~≈~≈~≈~≈~≈~≈~≈~≈
Lullaby

Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 7:27am.

ROBBED! But you beeshes ALMOST make it worth it.

Congrats funny hos!

♥ Threadkilla!
"Dear old people who run the world:
My generation would like to break up with you" ~ Jason Chan.
"Watch your language, moron!" ~ Homer Simpson.

Submitted by Morbidosity on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 7:16am.

Congratulations you funny horz !

Submitted by Italics on Sun, 10/25/2009 - 10:09pm.

Cherries Jubilee!

Submitted by RasKimmie on Sun, 10/25/2009 - 4:22pm.

If the other boys lit their nuts on fire, would you do it too?

Submitted by deaddiscoxo on Sun, 10/25/2009 - 1:23pm.

After watching the Shauna Sand sex tape, men all over the world sacrifice their peens in horror.

Submitted by BettyCrockerPun... on Sun, 10/25/2009 - 10:01am.

Blue Oyster Cult Fan Club: "I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning for you..."

"Easy Bake Oven, Eat that Muffin..." - Furious George

Submitted by buxteralex2 on Sat, 10/24/2009 - 5:02pm.

Alright, which one of you f*cked firecrotch? Oh, hehe, I see.

Submitted by tr689 on Sat, 10/24/2009 - 4:34pm.

"Now, Paris, do you understand what a firecrotch is?"

Submitted by atlantapug on Sat, 10/24/2009 - 4:13pm.

Submitted by LaurelAlexis on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 7:39pm.
When the Jonas Brothers hit their late 30s, their unused peens quit their asses by spontaneously combusting.

Submitted by atlantapug on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 5:40pm.
The Jonas Brothers' dicks spontaneously combust from lack of use.

Hmmmmmmmmm.

Submitted by bubblegumshoe on Sat, 10/24/2009 - 3:51pm.

Yeeeah, your sex is on fire!

Submitted by plethr on Sat, 10/24/2009 - 12:25pm.

Is that just me, or does the first guy have two dicks on fire? I bet the other two flamers were jelly!

Submitted by TomIsATool on Sat, 10/24/2009 - 12:19pm.

Paris Hilton was here and here and here.

Submitted by plethr on Sat, 10/24/2009 - 12:15pm.

I'm sure this has already been said but,

Liar, liar cocks on fire!

Submitted by LikeOMG on Sat, 10/24/2009 - 10:42am.

Burns when they pee? Guess they shouldn't have believed her when she told them she was a virgin.

Submitted by Cheeky LiL Ape on Sat, 10/24/2009 - 10:36am.

The Jonas brothers' genitals finally gave up on getting any and set themselves on fire.

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"hey is your girlfriend trying to pressure you to take it to the next level? Well heres a hint, next time she goes for a touch downstairs slap her hand and say 'uh uh no touch, i aint no hoe hoe!' See ya

Submitted by scs on Sat, 10/24/2009 - 10:13am.

It was at that moment that they realized that having a foursome with lindsay lohan was not the best idea

Submitted by Gzerot on Sat, 10/24/2009 - 10:09am.

When all 3 nerds were asked if they were with a women before, they said yes. - Liar Liar Your Crotch is On Fire.

Submitted by fleawatch on Sat, 10/24/2009 - 9:54am.

FLASH FORWARD 2026: Bronx Mowgli, Rocco and Jayden make good on their childhood pact to burn their genitals rather than promulgate their gene pool....

Submitted by LoadySmurf on Sat, 10/24/2009 - 8:15am.

Looks like Lindsay Lohan is dating men again.

Submitted by jnegottagun on Sat, 10/24/2009 - 8:08am.

Three Flamers!

Submitted by jnegottagun on Sat, 10/24/2009 - 8:05am.

jne

Submitted by I need more cowbell on Sat, 10/24/2009 - 7:56am.

So, Looks like Lindsay Lohan is straight this week.

I am not a lesbian but my girlfriend is.

Submitted by Melinda on Sat, 10/24/2009 - 7:23am.

What happens when Leo DiCaprio, Jim Carrey and Seth Rogan watch "A night in Paris".

Submitted by Melinda on Sat, 10/24/2009 - 7:22am.

It's not like any of them were getting pussy anyway, might as well play with fire.

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Submitted by leasemb on Sat, 10/24/2009 - 7:12am.

a hot threesome.

Submitted by Italics on Sat, 10/24/2009 - 5:49am.

Just a hunk, a hunk of burning love.

Submitted by Italics on Sat, 10/24/2009 - 5:16am.

The O’Toole brothers regretted not telling the doctor about the hooker at the frat party and a burning sensation when they urinated.

Submitted by lettuce102 on Sat, 10/24/2009 - 5:07am.

Hansons' Recent Comeback attempt with their take of 'Sex on Fire' !

Submitted by Italics on Sat, 10/24/2009 - 4:45am.

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Submitted by ellee on Sat, 10/24/2009 - 4:09am.

LOVED THIS ONE!

"Submitted by NitWitty on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 11:31pm.

I thought nerds just used their glasses to burn ants."

Submitted by droopybitch on Sat, 10/24/2009 - 3:13am.

Who says chemistry club isn't fun?

Submitted by Nell on Sat, 10/24/2009 - 2:52am.

Nerd burn alert.

Submitted by Nell on Sat, 10/24/2009 - 2:49am.

Scientific proof that Mother's are always right.

Submitted by Perfectjo on Sat, 10/24/2009 - 2:02am.

Lindesy "firecrotch" Lohan wannabes