Bronson Pinchot Would Like To Explain A Few Things
Bronson Pinchot pirouetted into our no-hearts when he spilled the shit on Tommy Girl, Denzel Washington and Eddie Murphy to The Onion's A.V. Club. In the interview, which was so beautiful that I almost tattooed it to my asshole (it's long enough), Bronson said that Denzel is about as pleasant as taking a dump in a truck stop bathroom, and that Tommy Girl is an expert at telling homophobic jokes (example: "You want some ice cream, in case there are no gay people there?").
The Wall Street Journal contacted Bronson to see if he was just making jokes or if he was being serious. Bronson took the time to explain:
WSJ: Were you serious or joking when you said Tom Cruise made “constant unrelated homophobic comments” while on the “Risky Business” set?"The context of the question was, 'how did he strike me as a person' at a point in his career when he was a virtual unknown. And my answer was that, coming straight out of the world of theater, as essentially all the supporting male actors did, where homophobic language was not heard, I remember thinking his use of it was remarkable and excessive; however, it is also true to say, in hindsight, that for a 20 year-old with no background in theater, such language is actually unremarkable. Which I did not know at 23."
WSJ: What about the remark that Denzel Washington is one of the most unpleasant people you’ve met?
"I regret my choice of words there, and would like to amend my statement by saying I found his willingness to be ungenerous, unkind, knowingly hurtful both mentally and physically to myself and the crew to be the saddest misuse of stardom I have ever experienced or hope to experience."
WSJ: Did either actor, or their reps, contact you after the story broke?
"No."
So, basically, Bronson is standing by his words of poetry. If that man ever needs a nipple, he can have mine.
And Tommy Girl hasn't contacted Bronson, because he's waiting until the two meet in a dark alley somewhere. When that moment finally comes, Tommy will snap at Suri to hit "play" on his princess boombox, and he will challenge Bronson to a swish off! Bronson better work on his sway, because Tommy will bring it hard!
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Part 2 of Nightline's scientology expose: the entire episode centered on the celebrity aspect of scieno and their push to acquire celebs. INCREDIBLE and disturbing.
They use NIACIN and lengthy sauna-time to disengage the hanging "souls" from their bodies. Um yeah, I know - crazy talk.
It was so disturbinbg to hear they use niacin: I once touched a niacin tablet and got the chills, the dizzies and general malaise immediately - I'd probably die if I was forced to take a niacin tablet.
I doubt that Tom actually said "You want to go get some ice cream in case there are no gay people there?" word for word. I think Balki --oops, I mean Bronson-- was just giving an example of the randomness.
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Don't get the icecream joke, but Bronson has had teh loves from me since True Romance. This story is just the NoYouDi'nt cherry on the HotSlut cake.
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I never gave this guy much thought, but I love him now and what about his comments about Eddie Murphy? They were pretty classic too.
love love BP.
And I am no Tommy fan , but what makes me love BP even more here is that he acknowledges that Tom was 20 yrs old at that time while he himself was only 23 which makes both of them still immature.
MK, pleaseeee bring back the tags listed on the right hand side of the site. I like to go through everyday reading all Dumbasses, Harvey&Katie tags but now it's so difficult to locate them
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Aw, we knew what you were talking about the first time, Bronson. We've all met at least one guy who covers his ragingly closeted and feared gayness with continuous and inappropriate homophobic remarks. Don't let the Scientoloonies scare you into backpedaling.
Freaking bravo to his response re: Denzel. I love it when actors aren't afraid to talk shit about each other in the press. (Nothing more boring than "oh, everyone was just so nice and fabulous and generous, it was the best set blah blah blah!") I'd heard previously that Denzel (who I like onscreen) is kind of a dick IRL. Of course, I've heard that Pinchot is kind of a dick too, but this was an incredibly fun interview.
Saw a large photo of Tommy G, a couple yrs ago. Thought to myself, That person has a vacant, dead look in his eyes.
Julia Roberts had the an awards audience just where she wanted them a few yrs. ago. At that time, Russell Crowe was the frontrunner for the oscar, for "A Beautiful Mind".
Julia went on and on about how Denzel Washington deserved an oscar for every role he played.
NEWSWEEK and other mags picked up on this. They printed articles of how African Americans were denied oscars, etc!
Result: Denzel Washington rec'd his oscar. Halle Berry benefited with her oscar.
The next year, Julia Roberts, as full of herself as ever, practically gloated as she presented.
She even got on the case of the orchestra when she overran her speech, and the orch. started to play.
@ Sean
It's strange that it makes sense in my German perspective, over here gays are also referred to as "warm". When a gay family friend was arriving at his house my granddad always used to shout "Turn off the heater, Bruno is here". LOL.
I don't know if you call gay people "warm" also, if not, just consider it your usual nonsense Cruise speak.
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"You want some ice cream, in case there are no gay people there?"
That's a homophobic joke? I don't get it.
this statement about Denzel is even more effective than the original. the phrase "Misuse of stardom" is gold. As for the TommyGirl explanation, i don't detect back pedaling there. He is just stating again the fact that as an inexperienced 20yo Tom made dumb homophobic comments left and right for no reason and no regard of who was present...if everyone wants to interpret that as the product of Tom's repressed homosexuality and homophobia is another matter. Bronson is not the one saying it.
"There's fucking going on at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue" - Wanda Sykes
Good job Bronson...stick to your words and fuck the media.
"Fuck me running..."
Damn, I'm glad I renewed my WSJ subscription.
Balki = right on! I nominate him for HSOM.
Denzel being a prick is the worst kept secret in Hollywood. He & Julia "Mule Face" Roberts are the most disliked celebs around.
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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
I don't want to hear any more of this Pinchot-Worship. Dude's a dick in real life. I mean, he moves to my town and steals our fucking triangle. OUR TRIANGLE. I think he bought us a new fire house or something so that's kind of cool BUT BITCH SHOULD GIVE THE TRIANGLE BACK
Aw I love when MK talks about danceoffs. I've still got the mental picture of AngieJo and Jen going at it to "Boom I Fucked Your Boyfriend".
Still love Bronson, though I do sense a little back-peddle on the Cruise remarks.
id fuck bronson now! im hot!
Thanks, Mizro and Deedee. I'm watching this crazy shit now.
The one former member (guy with silver hair and beard) said he AND his son were both "disconnected" by his wife because she wouldn't stand for anybody telling lies about her church. Freak. Her church is more important than her son.
This guy is now No. 1 on my Fantasy Fucklist.
A couple of days ago he wasn't on it at all and had absolutely no hope of that ever changing.
"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."
How awesome is this guy? He def should be HSOTM. He'd get my vote for that interview alone.
hahahahaha Meeshie - I agree!
I'm out to check out clambake.org.
Be well! *muah*
this guy is a mediawhore: he speaks about peoples he met several years ago .If he said Cruise and Washington are so nice,no one talk on him
Good job Bronson! For him to get a WSJ article from a small article is a publicists dream!! Kudos!!
Wow Tommy Boy must not be happy. Denzel must not give a shit. His job is not to be nice juat pick up a huge paycheck.
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Submitted by Green Is Good on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 1:32pm.
It's on the ABC page, GIG. Click this link: http://abcnews.go.com/Nightline/scientology/
Then click on "Watch full episodes" on the right hand corner toward the top. Then click on "Nightline Reports" in the pop up window.
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I love stories like these that shed light on how socially inept celebrities really are. They literally dress up and play make-believe like children do, yet they are worshipped and paid millions. It is probably the most talentless job out there, yet one of the highest paid. It makes no sense. And Denzel can go suck a donkey dick with his horse teeth.
Green: it was ABC and wow, read my previous comment.
Re: the Nightline "Inside Scientology" expose.
HOT DAMN!!! The "leader" of this cult is named David Miscavige - seems he has a prediliction for violence, both meting it out and having other highranking members mete it out too. Viciously.
Miscavige also had a tailor make a military vest for his DOG with 4 stripes on it - not sure if it's Captain rank - but everyone had to salute the friggin' dog. If the dog barked in your presence you were up to no good. *blink* *blink*
The spokescrazy that was interviewed reminded me of TommyG - same greasy hair look, same crazy eyes, same attitude.
There were 4 ex-members interviewed and it was once again established that scientology separates adults from their kids for extensive periods of time.
Lord, I hate them.
For me, BP just moved up to top of the list for Hot Slut of The Year.
He rocks.
Submitted by MizRo on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 12:33pm.
Ok, I'm off to finish the Nightline from last night on scientology. BBL.
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Oh, damnit! I forgot it was on! That's NBC, right? *Off to see if it's posted online*
Edit: Nope, it's ABC. And Bronson is cool for not pussying out and retracting anything!
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 1:02pm.
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 12:21pm.
Well, at least he didn't back down. I enjoyed these follow-up statements even more than the originals!
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Right on, and here I was expecting the usual back-peddling for career-sakes bull.
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Team Balki !!!
Lauren Bacall would approve.
When I saw the story header I was SO ready to be pissed off and disappointed as i was expecting a $cientology strong arm retraction.
You may never work in hollywood again, but you're aces in my book Bronson!
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Yeah, Balki, tell it like it is!
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I don't care about Tommy Girl because everybody knows he's a shit. However, a lot of people were surprised at what Bronson said about Denzel. I'm so happy he didn't back away from his remarks. In fact, what he re-stated was better(worse) than the original!!! Over the years, several Black people have hinted at Denzel's nasty and divo manner, especially some women who worked with him. He is a 'ho and tries to sleep with every woman he comes into contact with. But nobody would come right out and say what they were hinting at because he was too powerful. Only Bronson had the nerve and I applaud him!! Bravo, Bronson. You're the best!!
Nice! Glad he didnt back down.
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This whole thing has made me like Bronson Pinchot quite a lot. I love that he's bold enough to say it like it is.
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Tommy Girl is calling him a Homo Squirrel right about now....
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Let's all stick our asses up in the air and fart one out for the newest spokescouple for marriage and true love! MK
What's Tommy Girl dressing as for Hallowe'en?
"You cross me again Rosie & I'll make a handbag out of you."
Sigh. I've always loved Balki.
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Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 12:21pm.
Well, at least he didn't back down. I enjoyed these follow-up statements even more than the originals!
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Right on, and here I was expecting the usual back-peddling for career-sakes bull.
The Denzel comment is no surprise. What's surprising is that this Mel Gibson brother from another mother has yet to have a media-grabbing meltdown/leak.
Cruise will actually not mind these comments I will guess.
Why? Because he will believe that all very straight, sex with only ladies men make homo jokes when they are young. And he is sooooo a very straight man.
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Can you keep it about the sex board or shut the fuck up?!
madonnabeso on Wed, 10/21/2009 - 11:53pm
Jack - thanks dude! I watched it 3 or 4 times and my 19 year old asst. is like what the fuck is that bullshit and why are you giggling like that? I showed her and she just looked at me like I was on glue.
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Now I must say more than ever things 'round here have changed, and I say Too Rah Loo Rah Too Rah Loo Rah Yaaaay. I could hum this tune forever.
Hekki...I also enjoyed these follow-up statements more!
It's refreshing to read someone describe assholes with such eloquence!
AHHH! I LOVE SWISH- AND DANCE-OFFS! WHERE THE FUCK DO I SIGN UP?
*packs lawn chairs*
LOL molotov... I know. "what is dis... it is for dog to scrub on for dee cust-o-merz.." good times!
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And your friend.... your friend tried to make it with that cow... I wanna party with you cowboy.
Jack - ah haha hah "Achmel, Achwell.... Foley" "Nooo I can't I sell it mahself" Dude.. Smiles all around today! I used to get stoned and watch this shit every day in high school. Whenever I get busted doing some shit my response is "This is not my locker" and then I just wander off.
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Now I must say more than ever things 'round here have changed, and I say Too Rah Loo Rah Too Rah Loo Rah Yaaaay. I could hum this tune forever.
oooohhh...please let me know when and the swish off happens because i want to bring a bottle pinot gris and some cheese to enjoy while i watch the magic happen...
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A new kitty lapping up milk trumps old pussy coughing up hair balls any day.
Team Balki! I never cared for his show or character. But I think I'm in love with Bronson. I wish he had the dirt on Angie Ho.
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