Friday, October 23rd 2009

Pamela Anderson's Pool Is Breaking Her Bank Account

Pamela Anderson's pool and Brooke Hogan's grill now have something else in common. Not only are they both owned by hos whose brains have been damaged by peroxide and "deep thoughts," but now they are both covered in platinum. Yeah, nothing will bankrupt you faster than a pool covered in platinum tiles.

In a new documentary that aired in the UK, Pamela Anderson gave viewers a tour of her unfinished Malibu mansion. Pamela is currently living it up in a trailer while construction crews work to finish her Casa de Hep. Even though Pamela has denied that she's broke, she admitted that construction on the house is over budget by millions of dollars. Pamela still has to fork over $800,000 to finish that shit up. Part of that is to blame on the fact that Pamela is covering her pool with platinum tiles. Pamela said, "This is where the magic happens. I'm tiling the floor with platinum - that's expensive."

Pamela said that when she's done with the project, she's going to unload that bitch like a cum shot out of Tommy Lee's dick hole, "I'm going to sell it. I hate it. People commit suicide over constructions. Relationships break down over constructions and I can see why. It rips your heart out."

Who does Pamela think she is?! A Saudi prince?! A character on Beverly Hills Teens? Teresa from The Real Housewives of NJ? I mean, PLATINUM POOL TILES?! Really, Pamela, there's less expensive ways to make yourself look like a major asshole (i.e. like running around on catwalks half-nekkid).

Here's the soon-to-be newest member of The Foreclosure Club promoting Peta's anti-seal hunt campaign by dry sexing a plushie seal outside of Ontario's legislature building in Toronto.

Posted by: Michael K


MAD's picture

As a Canadian (with a brain) I am deeply offended by this woman's idiocy - as well as all of the other 'celebrities' who jump on the sealing bandwagon without knowing anything about it. I live on the east coast - we are not all out bashing baby seals. There are indiginous people, who have lived here for the last 10,000 years (yes that is not an exaggeration) who have lived off of the land -hunting, sealing, fishing - whatever. It is what we are supposed to do. It is what is GOOD FOR THE ENVIRONMENT. How dare this know-nothing celebrities attack an ancient way of life and one of the oldest cultures in the world? FUCK OFF

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I might be impressed if she and PETA protested in, say, Labrador. Not too many seals or seal hunters in TO.

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Submitted by blueangel on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 3:26pm.

SSH don't ruin the salespersons commission!

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Whatever's picture

I like her nailpolish.

I'm missing something here. Why is she putting platinum floor tiles in the pool if she can't afford them and she's going to sell the place anyway? She will never get her money back for that crap so why not skip it? Truth be told, the tiles are probably just mirrored NOT platinum.

TITS's picture

@ freebird - what if she uses embedded diamonds in the tiles to prevent slips and falls?

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Her fucking face is breaking my fucking eyesockets.

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freebird's picture

I'm glad she's wearing a mumu because I'm tired of seeing her sags & bags. But her meth eyes are scaring me. It'll take more than a pool tiled in platinum to make her relevent.

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Submitted by TITS on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 1:48pm.

@angle http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zJTNOxV4Qg

they really do fetch $95 each. Seems fair.
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Figures.

(but that's a good one - and a new one for me - FUNNAY!;p)

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Her talons make me picture chalkboards.

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TITS's picture

@angle http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zJTNOxV4Qg

they really do fetch $95 each. Seems fair.

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Submitted by TITS on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 1:22pm.

Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 11:31am.

if Pammy didn't have PETA she'd be lying drunk on the floor eating hamburgers with The Hoff
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Hell I'd rather lie drunk on a floor and eat hamburgers with the hoff than just about anything!

Plus once he's passed out you can club him and sell his pelt.

They're going for $95 each.
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Fucking Canadians. Hide you seals and your Hoffs!
Wait. What?

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get serious's picture

What a stupid dumbass. Her house being constructed is the reason she's about to go bankrupt? I've heard some stupid reasons for fiscal mismanagement, but this one takes the cake. She needs to start up snatch flashing & giving more blowjobs; girl gotta make money somehow...

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Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 11:31am.

if Pammy didn't have PETA she'd be lying drunk on the floor eating hamburgers with The Hoff
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Hell I'd rather lie drunk on a floor and eat hamburgers with the hoff than just about anything!

Plus once he's passed out you can club him and sell his pelt.

They're going for $95 each.

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govt_cheese's picture

She prbly did this guy in the fursuit after the event - wit da fursuit still on ... old horz do the same old stuff ... *yawn*

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RJII's picture

If I ever get to the point where i want platinum tiles on my fricken pool, I hope someone slaps me back to reality and I write a fat check to charity instead.

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notreallyworking's picture

the whole super slut with Hep C thing kinda kills any remote chance of MILF fantasy...

The funny thing about being a porn star is that everyone automatically assumes that they can sleep with you. This is what I do for a living. I don`t just let anyone get into my pants.

easyaspie2's picture

When all you have is your sex appeal it is a sad life to continue living when gravity jerks it away. Rather than obtain an education, cultivate a craft or even broaden her horizons she chose to stay on that same old path. So here she is, middle aged with the same brain and abiities she had at 16.

Molotov Cocktease's picture

There's this store called Rainbow that sells tacky $5 dolla shit that's by my school and I swear there is this EXACT SAME DRESS on the mannequin in the window.

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Hekki's picture

People customize the shit out of their homes and then price them outrageously to recoup the cost. Don't people plan on living in their homes for a while?

Part of the problem with the economy is that it's a HOUSE, not a BANK.

aliana.lohan's picture

maybe she wanted something fancy to do lines underwater, instead of plain old mirror tiles...

MizRo's picture

Damn, gf is the most disgusting, dirty-looking whore I've seen in a long time.

She's freaking delusional if she thinks she's still sexy.

Dgrin's picture

dude inside the costume is lucky he's wearing 'protection'...or he could be a baywatch fan jerking off through the seam pockets really enjoying this..

Dgrin's picture

I'd admit that I like the shirt/dress she's wearing in the poster...photoshop and make up used to be her best friends it's sad that even they have quit her.

carefreea's picture

Dude, it's Friday. Why is it full of suckers?

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DeeDee's picture

The seal furry skeers the shit outta me. *postponing my seal clubbing weekend*

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Serves her well for being such a show off, I'm all for spending your money in whatever you want, but in THIS ECONOMY with people struggling to make ends meet platinum tiles on the pool is just a slap in the face.

snowpiece's picture

ahahahhahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
I hope you washed up good for Open Post!

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Anonymous101's picture

She's a funkin idiot, but she looks semi-decent and almost pretty here. Yes, I'll lead myself out :(

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jack-n-the-hat's picture

snowy, yes, I took an extra few minutes in the shower this morning celebrating....
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And your friend.... your friend tried to make it with that cow... I wanna party with you cowboy.

snowpiece's picture

I love how jack and Brett have the same taste in hos'

jack did you see it's Cat Deely's bday?
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CuriouserAndCuriouser's picture

For her (a very big qualifier), she's looking pretty good in these photos. The make-up is in the territory of reasonable (for her), and she's wearing clothes that only look like they're about to fall off. Ka-dooze to her.

So, Richie Rich is to Pamela Anderson as Ken Paves is to Jessica Simpson?

Dirk Diggler's picture

Bitch only needs to pull the camera from under her bed, invite Tommy Lee over and call up Vivid Videos.

Problem solved.

Team Valtrex's picture

I see her beaver has finally gone gray.

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Submitted by Raul Duke on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 12:01pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 11:40am.
btw - I'd hit this so hard it would rattle the fillings out of her teef!
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Have fun throwin' that hot dog the hallway bro.
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I know right... blond, trashy bimbos.... mmmmmmmmmm
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And your friend.... your friend tried to make it with that cow... I wanna party with you cowboy.

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 11:40am.
btw - I'd hit this so hard it would rattle the fillings out of her teef!
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TexnDoc's picture

<"Work has now stopped on the property as Pamela has been sued by five contractors who claim she owes them over £690,000 in unpaid bills.

The actress has insisted she has the funds to pay the workers, but will continue to withold payment while she decides if their invoices are "fair".">

I find it impossible to believe Obama has not appointed a 'Czar' to look into this shit.

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Submitted by urmomma on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 11:55am.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 11:49am.
Submitted by urmomma on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 11:47am.
NOOOoooooOOOOOooooOOOOOoooo!!!! You just double the layers of your jimmy hat!!!!!
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Jack, are you the same person that when I tell them the food it "hot", you still have to fuckin' burn your tongue to "test it"??? Or when someone farts and announces that they did, you still have to smell it just for yourself??
Jack, old baywatch pooney is not worth the death of your liver...kill it slowly with alcohol like normal people. ;P
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You make a compelling argument.

*cracks open beer*
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And your friend.... your friend tried to make it with that cow... I wanna party with you cowboy.

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 11:49am.
Submitted by urmomma on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 11:47am.
NOOOoooooOOOOOooooOOOOOoooo!!!! You just double the layers of your jimmy hat!!!!!
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Jack, are you the same person that when I tell them the food it "hot", you still have to fuckin' burn your tongue to "test it"??? Or when someone farts and announces that they did, you still have to smell it just for yourself??
Jack, old baywatch pooney is not worth the death of your liver...kill it slowly with alcohol like normal people. ;P

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Submitted by urmomma on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 11:47am.

NOOOoooooOOOOOooooOOOOOoooo!!!! You just double the layers of your jimmy hat!!!!!
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And your friend.... your friend tried to make it with that cow... I wanna party with you cowboy.

WTFOMGLOL's picture

yayy. another post about some idiot with more money than sense. just what I need to see.

Where are LOLS today ? It's dreary here, needz a laugh.

Somuchbetterthanyou's picture

Looks like she's becoming one with her herps.
Good for her.

((that dude's nose in the seal suit's eye is workin' my buzz right now))

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 11:40am.
btw - I'd hit this so hard it would rattle the fillings out of her teef!
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I assume you are talking about the same fillings that keep her HepC from running out of her head...?
*sorry, Jack, but "NO", it's bad. BAD. It could hurt Jack.*

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Submitted by little_rascal on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 11:43am.

Oh dear, Godney is going berserk on Brit Brit post.

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Actually no. That's totally wrong. Thank MsLovnTexas(sp?) I know I did:) Forgive me, I'm in a major BEYOTCH kinda mood...

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KG's picture

As soon as the pool is done, and they fill it with water, someone should kick her stupid, living-beyond her means ass into said pool.

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Submitted by One-trick Pony on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 11:37am.

It is FREEZING in Toronto these days. Who does she think she is in that summery dress, Suri?

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O but it depends on what day this was, no? Or hour even. My mom used to joke that the only reason you needed a car in Toronto was becuz you need to carry all your gear, just in case, cuz the weather changes every five minutes;p But seriously, we did have a coupla Tshirt days...altho I wouldn't put it past her that this wasnt' one of them...and now I just realize there is no need for all these words..

She MUST be cold! She's wearing clothes! Clothes she doesn't have to hold together with her hands, even!!

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little_rascal's picture

Oh dear, Godney is going berserk on Brit Brit post.

OurMissC's picture

How does she manage to be continually surrounded by hot men?

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Silvara0428's picture

*snore*
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