What Would Joan Collins Say?
If it's cold enough for Brit Brit to cover up her hooves in the hides of the Three Wolf Moon's hillbilly cousins (we never talk about them), then why isn't it cold enough for her to cover up pork rinds?! I will never understand. And I will also never understand Brit Brit's choice of boots. Homegirl must be going for some kind of record for being the owner of the largest collection of boots that not even a barefoot crackhead would wear during their darkest (and coldest) hour. Bitch thinks she's Nanook of the North. More like Nanooooo of the NEVER.
If Joan Collins was there, she would pull her hair back in a bun, carefully tie a crisp white napkin around her neck and then gracefully vomit all over Brit Brit's FUGGS.....while sticking her pinky out of course. The truth is from the knees up Brit Brit is glamorous to me. I mean, what's more glamorous than trailer park snatch cutters and a maternity camisole found in a bargain bin at Palais Royal? But Joan would flip her wig over this!
Below is 10-minutes of pure GLAMOUR from Joan's makeover show in the UK. Joan Collins is really saving the world with her advice on how to look like you've just stepped out of a Dynasty episode. Joan is right, we should all look like glamorous glamazons at all times. And we should also only respect people who are covered in satin, diamonds and sequins. If you don't have a Vaseline glow around you, then you aren't worth our time! Joan IS the truth.
And here's more pictures of Brit Brit and her Cheetolings going to the pitcher show yesterday. Save your "THAT BOY IS TOO OLD FOR THAT BINKY" comments. That's how the Spears family does it. Shit, Brit Brit was just weaned off the pacifier herself last year.
Fame Pictures, Splash (Thanks to Jason for the Joan clip)
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WE (HEART) Joan - she is an inspiratia to all women 'of a certain age', proof that any woman can attract quality sizemeat if she just works on herself!
WE (HEART) Joan - she is an inspiratia to all women 'of a certain age', proof that any woman can attract quality sizemeat if she just works on herself!
Submitted by Tristram on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 9:32pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 2:35pm.
O really. How old am I?
Trick Q, right? Give me a clue: what year were you born?
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Ummm...then I would lose my mystique, hun.
And I can't have that:)
Just look what that did to Britney, yo.
♥ Threadkilla!
"Dear old people who run the world:
My generation would like to break up with you" ~ Jason Chan.
"Watch your language, moron!" ~ Homer Simpson.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 2:35pm.
O really. How old am I?
Trick Q, right? Give me a clue: what year were you born?
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Sick Muse
its been like 80-90 degrees here in la.. why would u wear winter boots..??
Just another confirmation that she is mentally ill. Very sad actually. Obviously she is never going to be fully normal.
I was about to go to shopping today in trackies and thongs (sweatpants and flip flops for non aussies) then i saw Joans video and got changed. I love Joan!!!
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I think mastication means to chew your own penis...
Holy Christ. Get that friggin pacifier out of that kid's mouth, you asswipe! He is way too old for it and it's going to eff up his teefs. ...but then again, I'm sure his dental care is top-notch. I mean, she did try to get his baby teeth whitened since the enamel is gone from drinking nothing but sodey pop.
Fucking boots with shorts. I hate that shit.
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Gosselein vs. Heene: who will win the battle of the douchebags?
Maybe I should wear my Shitney rainbow period avvie for our resident Britard:D
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
This outfit is so wrong on so many levels I don't even know where to begın.
So I won't.
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LOL@old...Godney knows Unfitney is pushing 30 right?
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Submitted by GODNEY on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 2:02pm.
stfu BIATCHES, and you are all too OLD for posting crap like WAAAHMBULANCE.
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O really. How old am I?
♥ Threadkilla!
"Dear old people who run the world:
My generation would like to break up with you" ~ Jason Chan.
"Watch your language, moron!" ~ Homer Simpson.
Is it cold in LA or what?
What will this woman look like in 10 years?
This is the kind of question that haunts my dreams and nightmares...
"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."
Womanizer is in the top ten selling singles of this decade.
Circus tour one of the highest grossing of all time.
What have you scrag monsters done lately thats worth noting?
let rip a big fart or something?
stfu BIATCHES, and you are all too OLD for posting crap like WAAAHMBULANCE.
Go look after your kids instead of searching for pictures of period sauce coming from a woman who was unwell.
sick, evil, souless FUCKERS.
Lets talk about biology,
Make believe youre next to me,
Phonography, phonography,
Talk that sexy talk to me,
Better make sure that the line is clean,
Keep it confidential, you and me.
Phonography, phonography,
Dirty talking, call it phonography.
parisherpes, those thighs may be big, but they are solid muscle. I gotta give her that. IMO, her calves are what make her legs ugly- I don't mind when she wears (weather appropriate) boots.
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Even the losers get lucky sometimes
-Tom Petty
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 1:10pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 1:06pm.
Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 1:03pm.
http://www.funnyhub.com/content_images/3113_1557_britney-nose-pick.jpg
That is all.
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WTF is that white shit all over her face?!!??!?!!?
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That was her acne phase and she seemed to always be in the process of tryna eliminate them.
♥ Threadkilla!
"Dear old people who run the world:
My generation would like to break up with you" ~ Jason Chan.
"Watch your language, moron!" ~ Homer Simpson.
oh man now i wanna be glamourous like Joan Collins , she rocks !!!!!!!
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Best part of that article @ M.E.:
"I grabbed a dress to cover her, and she screamed, 'Get away from me! Don't you [bleep]ing come near me!' . . . Then she disappeared in the dressing room with Adnan for 45 minutes. They were making weird noises. It was disgusting." When the lovebirds stumbled out, "I couldn't understand a word she was saying. She was slurring and spitting and talking with a British accent," says the employee. "Her face was covered with cold sores and acne, and her scalp was patchy. I wanted to help her, but she was so mean that I left her alone. Then she muttered, '[bleep] you!' and left the store."
ROTFL Green beans and ass tax indeed OK WOW!
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"AND YES SHE DID NOT HAVE TOILET PICTURES HERE WHEN Y'ALL PROBABLY WANT HER WIG RIPPIN' ON THE SEAT AND DOING A BOOT CLAP PROBABLY NOT!"-Keepin the comingback memory alive for Dlisted whores!!
1. Those shorts and boots are a fashion tragedy. 2. The kid is way too big to be carried, let him walk. and 3. The time is nigh to give up on the pacifier. 4. Brit needs to work on those flabby thighs a little more.
Okay, this is too much trainwreck in one place for me right now.
"Is lame fish related to Gay Fish at all, because that would answer many of life's greatest douche mysteries." - MK
I bonked somebody who worked w/her at a book signing. He says she was a hot nightmare. Nobody at the book store came near her, they just stared at her.
"You cross me again Rosie & I'll make a handbag out of you."
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 1:06pm.
Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 1:03pm.
http://www.funnyhub.com/content_images/3113_1557_britney-nose-pick.jpg
That is all.
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WTF is that white shit all over her face?!!??!?!!?
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 12:48pm.
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 12:42pm.
isn't it wonderful how her bloody period pictures have been viewed 100 bajillion times on the interwebz!
http://binside.typepad.com/binside_tv/2008/01/britneys-behavi.html
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*wipes away tear*
Oh how I miss the crazy train.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 1:06pm.
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Hi, angel! Either that, or a weiner. :)
Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 1:03pm.
http://www.funnyhub.com/content_images/3113_1557_britney-nose-pick.jpg
That is all.
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She must be picking a winner!
♥ Threadkilla!
"Dear old people who run the world:
My generation would like to break up with you" ~ Jason Chan.
"Watch your language, moron!" ~ Homer Simpson.
That kid is WAY too old for that pacifier.
Jack - YOU WILL NOT RICK ROLL ME BASTARD!
Why is JJ got a binky in his mouth, and holding another one!?!?!?!?
http://www.funnyhub.com/content_images/3113_1557_britney-nose-pick.jpg
That is all.
LMFAAOOOOOOOOOOoooooooOOOOOOOOO SNOWY!!!!!!! stiiiiiiiiiiiiiilllllllllllllllllllllllllllll??????
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And your friend.... your friend tried to make it with that cow... I wanna party with you cowboy.
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 12:59pm.
S&F here it is
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-rR3X2UiQU
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OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL)O
S&F here it is
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-rR3X2UiQU
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
@ Snowpiece
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OMG Snowy, I'm feeling faint after seeing that bloody underwear!!!!!!!
I've seen a video of Britney on a stage with her tampon string dangling, but I've never seen this disgusting revolting nauseating photo. This woman is a filthy pig! :-(
suckandfuck!!!! lololololololoolllllooololllll!!! sorry, my man... where the FUCK is Migraine!!!!
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And your friend.... your friend tried to make it with that cow... I wanna party with you cowboy.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 12:56pm.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI
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*SHAKES FISSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!****
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI
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And your friend.... your friend tried to make it with that cow... I wanna party with you cowboy.
Someone know the YouTube link of Britney singing without lipsynching? Saw it here a bit ago.
@ribbontie:
You love her cuz she was doing the right things when you were at the right age. You're just being nostalgic.
♥ Threadkilla!
"Dear old people who run the world:
My generation would like to break up with you" ~ Jason Chan.
"Watch your language, moron!" ~ Homer Simpson.
OH WE DUN MADE THE LOONIE MAD! SO MAD RIGHT NOW OKAY! TACO SAUCE TIMES IN THE SLOTS AND FLAP CLAPS ON THE PAVEMENT!
CAN'T STOP THE SALLY MACK SLUT STACK Y'ALL!!!!
TAX!
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
"but honestly her being successful is NOT why I love her. I would still love her if she was a girl singing to a room of only 10 fans."
the part I was trying to get across.
Whatever.
*refuses to click blood link*
On Topic - Britney is a wannabe, washed up piece of shit. Her 'vocals' rival that of two cats fucking in a blender.
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And your friend.... your friend tried to make it with that cow... I wanna party with you cowboy.
Gosh, only here would pick out the most unimportant part of my post and respond to it.
Bye until next time!
xoxox
ha ha the Britard is calling me a stupid fuck!
no manners, just like her hillbilly idiot idol!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 12:42pm.
isn't it wonderful how her bloody period pictures have been viewed 100 bajillion times on the interwebz!
http://binside.typepad.com/binside_tv/2008/01/britneys-behavi.html
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LOL! I'm pretty sure that broke out number one on the charts too;p
♥ Threadkilla!
"Dear old people who run the world:
My generation would like to break up with you" ~ Jason Chan.
"Watch your language, moron!" ~ Homer Simpson.
isn't it wonderful how her bloody period pictures have been viewed 100 bajillion times on the interwebz!
http://binside.typepad.com/binside_tv/2008/01/britneys-behavi.html
I've actually never viewed that photo and I don't have the inclination to do so, she was obviously not in the right frame of mind.
So no it's not wonderful you stupid fuck.
Bye.
Submitted by ribbontie on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 12:44pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 12:38pm.
Britney Spears
is the 8th best selling female of ALL TIME.
And the best selling artist of this decade.
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And 5 billion children want to eat candy ever day for breakfast.
I'm not sure I believe she's actually dating Jason Trawick and no, it's not ludicrous that I know that. I'm the ultimate anti-fan. It would just be sad if I din't know that.
♥ Threadkilla!
"Dear old people who run the world:
My generation would like to break up with you" ~ Jason Chan.
"Watch your language, moron!" ~ Homer Simpson.
ribbontie um, she read it here, so that's not very absurd. We all know that.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 12:38pm.
Britney Spears is the 8th best selling female of ALL TIME.
And the best selling artist of this decade.
She's only been around for ten years...and for 3-5 of those ten years...she wasn't exactly "normal." Most of what she achieved happened before she turned 20..make her the youngest person to be on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
but honestly her being successful is NOT why I love her. I would still love her if she was a girl singing to a room of only 10 fans.
Actually I'd probably like it even more if it was that way, but unfortunately she's on her Highest Grossing North American tour right now...so it's not going to be that way.
The only reason why I mentioned any of this is because I feel like so many people try to discredit her-they say she's irrelevant- yet they spend the time to comment about how irrelavant she is...and how no one really cares about her.
The fact that you KNOW that she is possibly dating her agent Jason Trawick and your not even a fan is kind of absurd!
isn't it wonderful how her bloody period pictures have been viewed 100 bajillion times on the interwebz!
http://binside.typepad.com/binside_tv/2008/01/britneys-behavi.html
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Remember last year when she had a bazillion pumpkins in her car that was so cute,...crazy, but cute! She should do it again!
It's not halloween without them.