The Real Housewives of NJ's Teresa Is About To Lose Her Mansion
Remember on The Real Housewives of New Jersey when Teresa showed off her ridiculous mobster palace that was made of onyx, marble and the skeletons of her husband's former associates? Well, it seems like Teresa's juicy delicious husband failed to make their mortgage payments, because their dream home is about to get snatched away by the bank. Radar reports that DLJ Mortgage Capital filed papers with New Jersey's Superior Court to take control the house Teresa shares with her husband three daughters.
I thought that Teresa and her husband only paid with cash. I was under the impression that their gaudy house of tackiness was paid for with blood money and threats. I have to say that I'm a little disappointed, because he's not the crime boss I thought he was. Sad midget mobster is sad.
But don't worry, Teresa and her Planet of the Apes forehead will be fine. If she gets kicked out, she can always go live in the gorilla exhibit at the nearest zoo. I'm sure they will give her a table to flip so she'll feel right at home.
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Give the bitch a banana and some peanuts and she'll be smiling again in no time!
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Teresa did not lose her mansion but some investment property house,
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Guess she won't be flippin tables at the Olive Garden anytime soon.
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could not have happened to a bigger piece of crap.. she was so nasty and rude.. not to mention that ugly daughter.. and that hairline.. ugh
ROFL.....
Couldn't happen to a better pair of Monkeeeees.
sad sad midget mobsters...
Submitted by TITS on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 11:01pm.
putas - flocked wallpaper too i bet?
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YES! Just one room (the 'powder room' she insisted on calling it..) but good call. LOL. Instant class that's why she only bought the best.
sounds like this 'Reality' show is about to get a dose of reality
hahahaha ... you write the funniest shit!! I love it when you said "But don't worry, Teresa and her Planet of the Apes forehead will be fine. If she gets kicked out, she can always go live in the gorilla exhibit at the nearest zoo. I'm sure they will give her a table to flip so she'll feel right at home."
She does look like she belongs in that movie.
She's very unfortunate looking, sort of cave dwellerish.
Anyway, no snark on the losing of stuffs.
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She looks Neanderthal.
Never watch any of these "Real Hos" shows: but when you live ostentatiously and over your means, then the Universe will ineveitably put you in your place.
as much as I love to hate on this trick I can't laugh at any one not being able to pay their mortgage, since I struggle with that daily these days
LMAO @ Sad midget mobster is sad.
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"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
So cute when those Jersey Ho-wives get on the intarwebz tro defend themselves. A deadbeat is a deadbeat. If she isn't making payments on a lot next door to her house, what are the chances that the house payments are current?
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You guys have incorrectly reported the story. I did some fact checking and this foreclosure is not on their HOME. It's on a piece of VACANT PROPERTY adjacent to their home. The lot was purchased for $170K and she has a $127K mortgage on the lot.
Teresa has four daughters, not three!
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You guys have incorrectly reported the story. I did some fact checking and this foreclosure is not on their HOME. It's on a piece of VACANT PROPERTY adjacent to their home. The lot was purchased for $170K and she has a $127K mortgage on the lot.
Well, twat ain't spendin' her $ on clothes, is she? What is that flapper number she's got on? It looks like it's made out of condoms & bin liners.
"You cross me again Rosie & I'll make a handbag out of you."
I do not understand the need for such a big house for a small family, but especially since they can't afford it. Would it kill them to live in a 3 bedroom?
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LOL on "Teresa and her Planet of the Apes forehead".
I have no idea who this chick is, never watch those real housewife shows, but the forehead comment is so true. Thanks for the morning giggle.
"skeleton's of husband's dead associates"-MK
that is genius!
I think "Humanzie" is the term Dlisted sluts are looking for.....Love, Blanche Hudson
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Geico should hire Tessie and her kids to play the family of one of their cavemen. They would save a ton on makeup costs.
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
@khensuhetep:prone to drastic mood swings
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I love the way you say "drastic mood swings" and not "nuts!"
Have you ever considered the Foreign Service....
And...over and OUT!!!! :)
"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."
Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 3:28am.
Effing LOL!
So what you're saying is: Theresa has worked with Khloe Kardashian before? Pssh.. you'd have thought Khloe would have passed on her forhead tweezing tips. Selfish bitch!
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Centaurius: All is forgiven. I've taken far worse from others previously. Some of my friends are prone to drastic mood swings, so I learned to not take it personally, lol.
I should go to bed soon, now that I'm feeling more subdued. I spent too much of my day here.
MyTwoCents: I watched this one movie from the early 90s a few months ago that freaked me out. It was about this deadly contagious virus that was spread by monkeys. That's what monkey pox reminds me of. *Shudders*.
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Now we are the crow which contemplated the silence...
Submitted by The New Improve... on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 3:12am.
Wyle! I'm just jelly that I work hard and all I have to show for it is this shoebox I live in!
At least I can say I pay all my bills and don't have collectors knocking at my door. Srsly, how does someone like Theresa, with her famewhoring and golddigging skills, not have enough cash to keep her house? It's baffling.
Night Centy!
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@clarisse:mystery solved.
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"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."
mystery solved.
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Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 2:52am.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 2:39am.
I got worms just by looking at her. :(
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Eww, at least it wasn't the monkey pox!
Is it just me, or does Theresa look kinda pissed off? To be safe, I suggest everyone avoid eye contact with her... coz I think she's getting ready to fling some poo!
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@khensuhetep:It's all fine! No hard feelings from me
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Just to give you an idea that I am a halfway decent person, despite my unfortunate occasional bitchiness, I just want you to know that I have felt badly about the way I spoke to you last night all day long.
Thanks for being laid-back and forgiving! :)
Have a great night, I'm having a last cup of tea and then heading off to bed. I may check back ONCE more, but then that's it!
I may need to seek help regarding my dlisted addiction. After I seek help for my insomnia....
"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."
@mytwocents:OT: Cave Woman Monthly is kinda upscale for her. But I bet the National Enquirer would pay her hubby for an "I married a Neanderthal!" exposay.
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Yeah! It's a vicious, cutthroat, bidding war between the National Enquirer and National Geographic.
"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."
Wow. That looks like the gatehouse for Disneyland or something...
Still, as long as the person that built it loves it then I'm not hating.
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Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 2:46am.
MY2C!! ♥♥ This time difference thing has got me all shagged up... I couldn't figure out why MK wasn't posting anything new as it's 10am here.
OT: If Teresa is having $$$ problems, she could always earn a crust by posing for Cave Woman Monthly.
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IGs! *hearts thingies!!*
Lovely to see you here at this hour, it's vodka-o'clock in my world, so I stuck my head in before I get too pissed to see straight!
OT: Cave Woman Monthly is kinda upscale for her. But I bet the National Enquirer would pay her hubby for an "I married a Neanderthal!" exposay.
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Submitted by Centaurious on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 2:56am.
It's all fine! No hard feelings from me.
And thank you, btw, although you read as being very intelligent as well. :)
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Now we are the crow which contemplated the silence...
@khensuhetep:Hi, LuxLuv, MyTwoCents, and Centaurius.
I'm physically exhausted but I can't stop moving or giggling.
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Hi, Khensu! Sorry if I was a little flip with you last night, sometimes I get a little moody and am a bit rude to people I really respect and like, that would be you, btw! :)
Honestly, I may just be secretly jealous that you are FUCKING 21 and are so much smarter than I am....I am self-aware enough to admit that MIGHT be true...not definitely, though, so don't go gettin' a big head on me, okay darlin'? :)
"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 2:39am.
I got worms just by looking at her. :(
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Now we are the crow which contemplated the silence...
Aaah...I just noticed that intriguing security box to the left of Teresa...
Now. Suppose she were having a dinner party. Perhaps her guest had forgotten the gate code...
What mayhem would ensue?
"My fucking hand is stuck down the drain so I can not reach the fucking phone!!"
TERESA!
"I can't find Pussy anywhere!!"
"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."
It's a flying monkey standing guard at the Wicked Witch of the West's holiday shack.
You're my only friend
You don't even like me
MY2C!! ♥♥ This time difference thing has got me all shagged up... I couldn't figure out why MK wasn't posting anything new as it's 10am here.
OT: If Teresa is having $$$ problems, she could always earn a crust by posing for Cave Woman Monthly.
Boo fucking hoo . . .
Hai Khensu!
Moving and giggling, eh? Do you have worms? OMG, you got them from standing too close to monkey woman didn't you?? Fuck.
*frantically checks medicine cabinet for de-wormer*
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Hi, LuxLuv, MyTwoCents, and Centaurius.
I'm physically exhausted but I can't stop moving or giggling.
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Now we are the crow which contemplated the silence...
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 11:38pm.
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 11:25pm.
She looks like she could easily blend in as a member of KISS.
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She also looks the same as Michael Hutchence does currently.
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ouch!
Sometimes you kick
Sometimes you get kicked
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Blame it in her greedy hairline.
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@little_rascal:The broom is for riding. ;-)
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Well, she's certainly an EXCELLENT rider.
After all, she's been riding on her riding for YEARS!
(Have a good sleep...sometimes I wonder why other dlisters I like are up so late...I have awful insomnia at least 3-4 nights a week, so that my story and I'm stickin' to it!)
"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."
That is just to bad I am sure she will miss that BIG house.
There's a broom in Teresa's ASS.
I have no patience for people like this.
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Submitted by TITS on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 12:32am.
CLEARLY THERESA AND HER PLANET OF THE APES CHILDRENS HAVE MOVED INTO THE BEAUTIFUL TREES SURROUNDING THE PROPERTY. I HOPE THE NEW OWNERS ENJOY THE SOUND OF SREECHING AND WHOOPING EARLY IN THE MORNING.
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@ Centaurius
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The broom is for riding. ;-)