Ashlee Is Out Of A Job
I was about to shout "SPOILER ALERT," but I'm not spoiling it for anyone since nobody watches this mess besides Bronx Mowgli and me. And Bronx only watches it during the commercial breaks for The Biggest Loser. Besides, Melrose Place spoiled itself a long time ago when Ashlee Simpson came on the screen.
Anyway, The Ausiello Files reported today that Ashlee Simpson and Colin Egglesfield (who plays Auggie on the show) are the Rhonda and Sandy of the new Melrose Place, because they have been pink-slipped. The producers claim that it was always the plan for Ass and Colin to be sent to the glue factory after their storylines finished. Todd Slavkin, the show's executive producer, said, "Well, we always knew that this murder mystery would end in episode 12. And we always knew that [Ashlee's] character of Violet would be instrumental in that as a suspect, and [Colin's character of] Augie as well. And once that murder mystery was solved, she would go on her way. That was the original plan going into the development of the show."
Todd said that both Ass and Colin took the news well since they already knew their roles would most likely be temporary. Ass and Colin's last episodes will air in January.
Todd added that with both of those characters gone and the mystery of Sydney's death solved, the show can lighten up and focus on other things like Amanda Woodward. Heather Locklear's episodes start airing in November and she'll stay with the show through the season.
It's a good thing that Ass got the ax, because watching her trying to act was painful and uncomfortable. It was like sitting through church. All of her scenes should come with a prescription for morphine, because you will need it. Laura Leighton's farts could win an Emmy over Ashlee Simpson.
That being said, I don't want this shit to lighten up! If I wanted light and fluffy, I'd watch baby bunnies giving each other a bath on a loop! What that show needs is some Kimberly Shaw-approved craziness. Hopefully, Heather Locklear will once again bitch slap some life into this shit.
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haha saw that coming.
Omg Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo I just dropped a funyun!
OT: Huh. she had a gig.
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"Take that with a silo of sarcasm" MK 10/21/09
Toe nail clippings are more interesting and have more talent than Asshat Simpson.
The entire show should be cancelled.
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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
I love how everyone is in agreement that she is indeed a talentless hack. The Simpsons suck, big time.
Good riddance Asshole! I watch it for Katie Cassidy & the oldtime Melrosers anyhoo. I'm still pissed about Sydney getting axed. Why they would get rid of that hot piece Augie is beyond me. He's too popular...I bet he'll be back. Oh and someone seriously needs to bribe Marcia Cross to come back. That psychotic bitch MADE Melrose!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
They're getting rid of Augie? He's the best looking and best actor on the show! Ugh his sexy ass is part of the reason I watch it! Ashlee should've never been hired in the first place her acting is horrible.
*burrrp*
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"Escandalo! Okay, I'm totally making shit up." ~ M.K. 08/31/09
Looks like she's gonna have to pimp out ole Wentz on the street corner again.
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Bottom-feeder.
This untalented cunt got the pink slip because she was AWFUL. The Simpson sisters have zero redeeming qualities yet somehow they manage to get jobs that pay them millions. They must give great head or offer up their poopers very quickly.
That show's not going to be the same without her there folding her arms during every scene.
Get rid of recycled old shows, 90% of reality shows and dance-off garbage. Bring in MORE vampires!!! TrueBlood spinoffs- TrueLafayette!
The only one who can wear braids and get away with is Heidi, the little herding girl from the Alps. Not silly Hollywood it-girls, mindlessly following every lifestyle and fashion trend. So sick and tired of those.
i've grown quite tired of this braid in the front thing, what if your hairline is busted (our friend and sista tyra?), or your roots are a mess (me, this economy has F'd us all!), jenny aniston has hired folks to take of this for her, ahaha.
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
Submitted by jim on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 5:26pm.
AND HERE IS AN IDEA TO THE EXECS..COME UP WITH SOME NEW FUCKING SHIT AND NO MORE FUCKING VAMPIRES!
Couldn't agree more!!
No, not Augie! He's the one good looking guy and one of the few who isn't a terrible actor (ahem, Ashlee...gees that girl can OVER act).
Sweet Jesus she is foul!
Aww MK how come you don't call her ASSHOLE Simpson anymore?!
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i don't watch this stupid show but thank the baby jesus that asslee simpson is once again unemployed. seriously, WTF is wrong with this country that no talents like her even get jobs??? too bad i'm not a talentless wannabee or i'd be rich bitch.
She is a horrid actress. The show was so dull I kept flipping through the channels are really did not care what happend. The engaged couple SUPER BORING!
Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 8:10pm.
I watch this shit too and it is bunk as fuck. Ass is the worst and I had hope she would have died in a fire or something by now. Approve.
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Agreed. But not Auggie.
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I watch this shit too and it is bunk as fuck. Ass is the worst and I had hope she would have died in a fire or something by now. Approve.
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Submitted by peopleperson on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 7:18pm.
They should hire you!!!
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From your mouth to god's ears. LOL
Kelly Taylor: Well we all have our crosses to bear.
Brenda Walsh: Or our legs to uncross.
-----episode 3.14 "Wild Horses," Beverly Hills 90210
Submitted by Brenda DuBois on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 7:08pm.
I agree about the gay character too.
They should hire you!!!
Submitted by Brenda DuBois on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 7:08pm.
Ditto. Auggie is the hottest thing on that show and Ashlee is highly entertaining in all her creepy glory. How can they get rid of Auggie???? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. I may have to tune out after that. Yes, I watch this shit.
Damn I thought the show was getting the pink slip. This shit is a travesty and I can't see how watchers of the original would even give this shit the time of day. Not even HL could make me watch. Hell not even Sydney could have.
Submitted by moomarse on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 6:23pm.
who gives a shit about this story... WATCH THE BABY BUNNIES!!!! awwwwwww...........
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That makes me miss my behbeh bunbuns!
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"Dear old people who run the world:
My generation would like to break up with you" ~ Jason Chan.
"Watch your language, moron!" ~ Homer Simpson.
Well Ashlee was definitely cringe-worthy on Melrose, but, frankly, I thought that the character was written that way. Ashlee managed to make the character quite creepy and almost soulless. Maybe the character wasn't supposed to come across that way, but, anyone who has seen the show can attest to the fact that her character is one of the most fun to watch. This firing makes me think that Violet wasn't supposed to come across like this and that the writers are even more heinous than I thought.
I also can't believe they are firing the sexiest thing on the show-->Colin (Auggie)! He's probably the finest thing I've seen on TV since forever and his acting was better than that horrible, horrible, milquetoast girl who plays Riley. It's funny how they found the one person equally as lame as Courtney Thorne-Smith to play Alison #2.
Anyway, what this show needs is Amanda Woodward, Jane Mancini (none of this Jane Andrews BS), and Jo Reynolds (to find her lost baby). They also need a gay guy to move into the building and this time actually hook up with other people (maybe even one of the "straight" tenants), instead of living life as an emotionally abused eunuch. Just like the first Melrose, this show needs to take risks like the one I just mentioned. Play with character's sexuality, play with their moral character and careers (some non-hollywood careers would be nice) and PLEASE find a new art director and fashion stylist.
The show looks dated already (those c.2003 outfits and hair styles) have got to go, as does the lame c.2005 "Melrose Place" hot-pink graphics.
I hope they give this show a chance and hire some fresh blood to run it. Obviously the people who are working on it now are not on top of their game. Make it hot for 20 and 30 somethings- a scandalous and new guilty pleasure for adults, NOT teens.
They should hire me. Seriously.
Kelly Taylor: Well we all have our crosses to bear.
Brenda Walsh: Or our legs to uncross.
-----episode 3.14 "Wild Horses," Beverly Hills 90210
Submitted by TexnDoc on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 5:37pm.
That article is pretty funny. It reads like a scene from The Simpsons with TV executives. Two producers talk about new characters on the show: He's serious but he's quirky. He's there to mix-it-up. And her, she's quirky but she's serious. She's there to mix-it-up
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Time for Papa Joe to start knocking on doors. Of course, Ashlee can always release a porn or crotch-flash the paparazzi to try and stay relevant.
What's with her stupid neon-colored hair...I love redheads but she looks ridiculous. She tries too hard. I liked her better before she removed half her nose and started acting like she was the most gorgeous thing going.
I don't believe for one minute that her character was intended to get written off after a few months on the air. I think she sucked so bad they just had to get rid of her. I don't watch this show but everyone I know who does says it is good "except for Ashlee Simpson".
show sux Asslee is the worst, fuck her
who gives a shit about this story... WATCH THE BABY BUNNIES!!!! awwwwwww...........
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pussies going spastic usually make me feel queasy - MK
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Neither of those simpletons, Jessica or Ashlee, can act or sing well. Maybe they should be regulars on "The Simpsons"? Really, they could not botch that cartoon classic!
I like one of Ashlee's songs:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNa7WAouXV8
And this Jessica song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j80YDDfiaT4&feature=PlayList&p=2391178677...
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"Dear old people who run the world:
My generation would like to break up with you" ~ Jason Chan.
"Watch your language, moron!" ~ Homer Simpson.
I never understood why that pretty, platinum blonde girl was cut from the old Melrose immediately!
She was my favorite and I was destroyed...
What was so bad about her?
Give it to me straight, I swear I can take it!
"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."
Funny how I don't even want to READ about how this bitch acts. That's how painful her acting is.
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"Dear old people who run the world:
My generation would like to break up with you" ~ Jason Chan.
"Watch your language, moron!" ~ Homer Simpson.
I laughed.
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Uvula/vulva.....hell, it's all pink on the inside anyway. - Sweet Babu
Aw, maaaaaan!
Does this mean she's going to go back to clogging my ears and churning my stomach with her "singing?"
...Do I spy a booogie up there?!
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Now we are the crow which contemplated the silence...
Time for her to blame someone else and dance her moron jig.
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Gosselein vs. Heene: who will win the battle of the douchebags?
I can imagine Asshole's acting's painful cause I saw her on 'Law and Order' with her douchey husband. Bitch delivered her lines with no emotion at all and the personality of a 2 by 4.
That said, they outta just cancel the damn show altogether, and come up with some original ideas...
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"All of us are lying in the gutter but some of us are looking up at the stars."-Oscar Wilde
cunt
That article is pretty funny. It reads like a scene from The Simpsons with TV executives. Two producers talk about new characters on the show: He's serious but he's quirky. He's there to mix-it-up. And her, she's quirky but she's serious. She's there to mix-it-up.
Oh jim, a person after my own heart!
PINK SLIP THE WHOLE FUCKING LAME ASS SHOW!
AND HERE IS AN IDEA TO THE EXECS..COME UP WITH SOME NEW FUCKING SHIT AND NO MORE FUCKING VAMPIRES!
agirl: you're right! Glad she's gone - she never deserved a role on TV, nor anywhere else.
She looks a lot like Betsey Johnson in this photo.
Well great. Now she can turn her full attention to her eating disorder, and wondering why she married that tool Pete Wentz. Oh and being a mother to her kid.
BTW - that is total BS about "this was the plan all along". If that was the case they would have said that from the very beginning. If she had been doing well they would have kept her. She sucked and so out she goes.
I don't think that show is going to last much longer anyway.