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Kim K. has to have the best makeup artist around, seriously. She is SO made up that she doesn't seem made up.

The only reason I'm aware of Tay-Tay Momsen is because I leaf through my younger sister's Teen Vogue and she appears on nearly every other page with her skirt hiked up, fishnet stockings, shaggy bleached-blonde hair, complete with what appears to be a one-week-old eye makeup job and menstrual grease smeared across her lips.

I actually like dramatic makeup, but looking like you haven't bathed in weeks and someone found you strung out in an abandoned back-alley somewhere isn't dramatic or edgy. It's trashy. Eyeliner is meant to accentuate your eyes, not to obstruct them in black gunk. I can only imagine the crust she's picking out of her eyes all day from all that dried up cheap Wet 'n' Wild eyeliner and mascara. Please tell me she doesn't have a stylist assisting her with looking like a drugstore tramp.

I think that she's imitating Debbie Harry from Blondie, but it is not working. Supposedly she's in a band too. *Cue eyeroll.*

Why are all of these famous people always so blatantly emulating someone else who is more talented/famous than they are?

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Now we are the crow which contemplated the silence...

Can't help but be reminded of Patsy Stone when I look at the pic of Taylor Momsen. Dress one-tenth of an inch shorter, the whole world's her gynecologist.

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Guidice obviously hocked her couch upholstery...

"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."

Coffee dude isn't an exhibitionist because he's hot and exhibitionists are never ever hot. Case closed.

People need to get over the supposed horror of seeing a naked body. He was in his house, not doing anything lewd and he could go to jail for a year and be labled a sex offender. It's fucking ridiculous. Seeing a naked body is not psychologically damaging, the fear and shame programmed into kids' heads is the psychologically damaging part.

totally different topic. I've seen pictures of Kim K without makeup and she looks so much better, pretty even.

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O who are we kidding? Marcia Brady was a WHORE!
http://www.zimbio.com/Maureen+McCormick/articles/60/Story+Girl+Named+Mau...

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And Cindy too. We all know Jan was the only one with any class;p

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i am so altogether sick of women walking around effectively naked, and to see the 16 year old girls doing it all the time now.

well.

it about sickens me.

marcia brady's dresses were short, but for christs sake the whore boots and whore jacket and whore weave and whore stench coming off that child?

where the fuck are her parents?

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Jesus Christ Almighty! I expect this in my part of the Commonwealth (near the NC border), but not in Northern Virginia. Bob McDonnell is gonna make the naked coffee guy part of his gubernatorial campaign somehow. (He's trying to revert the Commonwealth back to the 50s.) Expect an announcement on naked coffee guy legislation in 3, 2 ...

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How can a nip slip by Miranda Kerr be at all exciting? She has no tits.

I don't get her appeal. She's cute, and skinny but that's it.

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One of Parasite Hilton's former slaves pulled a Hulk on her dress (site NSFW)
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LOL! Yes hunny. That dress DOES make your ass look fat;p

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Wow. That doesn't even look good at all. WHY?!

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I just want to thump the pregnant Kardashian in the head for being THAT BIG and still wearing spike heels.

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I'm a bit taken aback to witness Aniston's re-creation of those old-time "Mac Tonight" McDonald's ads...

"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."

Methinks Alex Reid is liking this a bit too much.

Yes and she'll be sorely disappointed when she's 25, uneducated and a prostitute.

Taylor Momsen wants to be edgy, so badly.

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Now we are the crow which contemplated the silence...

Taylor Momsen is the next Blohan.

That dress is just... wow... the tackiest shit I've seen around in long time. What the fuck was she thinking? I don't understand the thought process going into this... are we even on the same planet??

how many times must we be subjected to the binging and purging of carnie wilson...take some adderall like lilo and stop all this nonsense...
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A new kitty lapping up milk trumps old pussy coughing up hair balls any day.

Looks like Kim hired JLo's old make-up artist.

Oh look, it's an Afghan Hound with tits and a swollen ass.

Wow, Kim Kardashian is really fighting the Kardashian in her, isn't she?

Face it, nimrod, everyone knows that's not your natural nose. Everyone in your family has a wide-set nose. You may be the "hot one" for now, but without the nose job and miracle bra, you'd look just like your "ugly" sisters.

RE: Miranda Kerr... I'm starting to hate this twat. Her tits aren't big enough to be spilling out of her top all the time, and being a "model", she's getting paid for her clothes to fit, right? Give me a fucking break. These attention whores who regularly flash their nipple don't expose themselves on "aaccident".

Ever heard of double-sided tape? They sell it at Claire's, for fuck's sake.

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Now we are the crow which contemplated the silence...

Oh look, it's an Afghan Hound with tits and a swollen ass.

Wow, Kim Kardashian is really fighting the Kardashian in her, isn't she?

Face it, nimrod, everyone knows that's not your natural nose. Everyone in your family has a wide-set nose. You may be the "hot one" for now, but without the nose job and miracle bra, you'd look just like your "ugly" sisters.

RE: Miranda Kerr... I'm starting to hate this twat. Her tits aren't big enough to be spilling out of her top all the time, and being a "model", she's getting paid for her clothes to fit, right? Give me a fucking break. These attention whores who regularly flash their nipple don't expose themselves on "aaccident".

Ever heard of double-sided tape? They sell it at Claire's, for fuck's sake.

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Lardassian and her plastic cunt-face strike again. Where is a crazed, well-armed stalker when you need one? Apparently, even stalkers have standards.

Taylor Momsen is disgusting.

Kim always has that self-satisfied, superior, "I love myself SOOO much" bitchface.

Whitney Houston..Kelly Mcgillis..Jodie Foster.. Who beat who's ass over who???

I prefer "Labia Lickin' Lady" over his obnoxious shouts of "Hot LEZZZZZBIAN Love!"

Kim just looks fucking scary.

Where school children pick up buses? seriously? OMG nuff said about this state.

Wow, both the highlighter around the eyes and the foundation need to move about 2-3 shades towards the middle in order to make this look semi-natural. The funny thing is some makeup artist got paid to make her look like that.

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I make coffee naked every morning! I'm probably the only human awake in this Godforsaken little town, at 4 am.

On a more serious note, I feel kinda bad for Aniston...it's hard to lose a beloved pet, been there, done that...still cry.

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Submitted by applejones on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 2:36pm.
And why were they cutting across his lawn inthe first damn place?
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Nekkid man should have been filed under Morning Wood

Carnie Wilson - got to love than tub. Struggling to "lose the baby fat while opening a baking business". The show sounds must see and makes Rachael Ray look like high art.

Nekid coffee dude is sorta cute. Isn't it funny how mug shots make you look like a pedophile? If I knew nothing about what happened I would take one look at that picture and say he likes kids. Which is why I believe mugshots shouldnt be released until youre proven guilty.

But he seems like an average decent guy who is just getting caught up in some typical republican bullshit.

I've seen my nieghbor wacking off before though the window amd didnt think twice. Now everytime I see him I feel closer in a strange way. Maybe Im a pervert? Now I know to close my kids blinds at night(our windows face theirs). And if my kids ever asked me what he was doing if they so happen to catch the peep show, I'd simply explain that he was touching HIS stuff and has every right to do so in his home and to mind their own business.

Maybe Im too liberal of a parent. But I walk around nude all the time. Nudity is natural. Plus he was in his house making coffee. Now on the other hand if nekid coffee dude can juggle hot coffee and his peen, I want his number. Otherwise, this is some bullshit.

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Coffee man can get naked and brew me up a pot of joe any day.

And why were they cutting across his lawn inthe first damn place?
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Submitted by freebird on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 2:29pm.
WTF? Aren't there 'peeping tom' laws, also? AND trespassing? Unless he had his peen pressed up against the window this is beyond ridiculous.
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LMAO @ "peen pressed against the window." WTF up is with that bitch of a mom, huh?

But seriously, dude just needs to get some blinds, not jail time.

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WTF? Aren't there 'peeping tom' laws, also? AND trespassing? Unless he had his peen pressed up against the window this is beyond ridiculous.

Submitted by stake_spike on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 2:23pm.
No argument from me - whatever else you have to say about Kim, her skin is gorgeous.

Ms. Spears and her kids look like they had a fun, wholesome day together. "Where the Wild Things Are" may not have been the best choice for the boys, though. It's PG!!

LOL @ shoulder pads! She should die for bringing those back!

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Submitted by Farrah on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 2:15pm.

slap me with a pink wig, i saw boot moves!!!!
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