Thursday, October 22nd 2009
Open Post: Hosted By A Monstrous Seagull
You you know your brains are covered with several layers of weed dust when you can't stop laughing at this clip of a gigantic pigeon videobombing an important news report in Australia. The anchor dude's unintentional pun drop is not helping.
And if you happen to know the chick in the clip below, please don't tell her that gigantic seagulls are coming to get us all!
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"Did I do that on air?"
DOH
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@ lil_rascal !!!
i know ,well i didn't knew she was in such bad situation , but then i read some of the open post and found out about it , i think is great and wish her the very best , i don't know her very well but i think she is really nice and i am truly happy for her and if she ever needs something and i can do something about it i will gladly do so !!!!!
*smooches* lil_ras !!!!!!!!
you are so nice !!!!!!!
also praying for madam ex.
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Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony.
Mahatma Gandhi
http://bit.ly/frenchbulldog ( is like meditation but cuter! )
@ Peaches
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Peaches, I was gone a whole day, but I kept thinking, if only each of us contributed $100 to M.E., maybe we could help her.I thought maybe I'd ask Snowy or Stoney how we could do it. Now I read OP and find out she's gonna be okay and not be evicted. I'm so relieved and happy for her! I like M.E. so much!!!!! :-)
Snowpiece, if your still around: I play farmville, looks to be the same thing but not sure why they have different names. Anyhow, it's MUCH better than the lame flower patch. You basically grow whatever plants and trees you like and make money off of it then you buy more stuff and build up your farm. All your friends can be your neighbours. And you can send them gifts or go help out on their farm.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 4:28pm.
IS IT LIKE THE FLOWER PATCH
or is it more interesting?
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Girl Scouts - Maybe next time you'll buy the fucking cookies.
HEY YES M.E GOOD FOR YOU !!!!!!!
HAPPY IT ALL WORKED OUT !
: )
HI LIL_RAS!
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Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony.
Mahatma Gandhi
http://bit.ly/frenchbulldog ( is like meditation but cuter! )
@ M.E.
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I've been gone a whole day, and I've just logged onto my computer, and I'm so happy for you!!!!
I know we are just strangers on a blog, but I couldn't get out of my mind what you said about your situation today in the morning (that you're facing an eviction, husband out of work,etc...)
I'm so glad that things are looking brighter for you! ♥
God bless you!!! :-)
Bradi - YES! Where have those horz been!?!?!?
Thanks, M.E.
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Now we are the crow which contemplated the silence...
@ M.E
hey thank you for the advice i did talk to him and stuff , i mean is too long but i appreciate the edible suggestion i think that is something funny we will try .
xoxoxoxoxoxoxo
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Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony.
Mahatma Gandhi
http://bit.ly/frenchbulldog ( is like meditation but cuter! )
MIA at the DL:
MissPriss
Missy
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
Evil Shoe was here this week, yesterday I think.
...Has anyone seen Evil Shoe posting about here recently?
I registered an account in the forum, and would like to talk to her.
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Now we are the crow which contemplated the silence...
i'll pray for you madam ex!
'
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Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony.
Mahatma Gandhi
http://bit.ly/frenchbulldog ( is like meditation but cuter! )
O - I see while I was busy shaving my cooch all y'all were just TALKING about it! Aha! I HAVE a life! So there!
♥ Threadkilla!
"Dear old people who run the world:
My generation would like to break up with you" ~ Jason Chan.
"Watch your language, moron!" ~ Homer Simpson.
Bye Jack
Yeah for M.E.
Glad the BH is back on commission.
See you guys!!!
ESE - I do that all the time... excellent practise for hand-eye coordination.
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And your friend.... your friend tried to make it with that cow... I wanna party with you cowboy.
o.k. see ya all later! i've gotta go finish my drink and play with power tools... now, where's that extension cord?!
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"You radiate cold shafts of broken glass.
You're nearly a good laugh,
Almost worth a quick grin..."
Story of my life, lol.
See you horz tomorrow!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Stoney, you got all washed and trimmed for Dave and he's standing you up?
HELL NAW!
Bye JJack!!!!
*creeping around in stoney's strawberry patch*
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And your friend.... your friend tried to make it with that cow... I wanna party with you cowboy.
going to lunch, you bitches will all be gone when I return so aloha!
Snowy, ESE, Stoney - YES! We're finally back above the friggen tidal wave. And I plan to keep us there! I even have his ass working this Saturday....OVERTIME! CHA CHING!
Winter is coming so we need to squirrel away all we can. WORK BH WORK!
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 4:34pm.
I mean, I washed my beaver and everything.
pfft... yeah, right!
i'm kidding, i'm kidding!!
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"You radiate cold shafts of broken glass.
You're nearly a good laugh,
Almost worth a quick grin..."
DAVES NOT HEAR MAN!!!!
LMFAO at JJack!!
WHOOOP WHOOOP!!!!! Curtis is on the case baby, this is the newest cut WHOOP WHOOP WHOOOOP!!!
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And your friend.... your friend tried to make it with that cow... I wanna party with you cowboy.
Im still here, and thank you guys, I know we all have different things we believe it, and I dont believe in the typical GOD they way he/she is portrayed on TV, etc...but I know there is something that is bigger and greater than all of us. Im sure we've all had loved ones we lost or that have been in tragic situations and made it through, I just have faith in something, dont know what it is exactly, but I do believe there is something.
Prayers in any form are good, even just positive vibes, theres been so much praying and sending of good energy this girls way I do believe it had alot to do with it, so if your not religious cause neither am even after 12 years of catholic school, Im just spiritual and try to be a good person and not hurt anyone unless they hurt me or mine. Then all my spirtuality goes out the window, I will kill for me and mine.
Thank you guys, knew I could count on this crew.
You are a bunch of good people, even though we are rude and crude on here, Im sure most of you are very decent human beings and have huge hearts.
Thank you again....xoxo
I mean, I washed my beaver and everything.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
My daughter is on FB and does that fucking farm thing constantly.
I do not FB because I do not want to see the slag my ex BF fucked, or have him snoop at me, that is why I got rid of MS.
But the font on Farm Town is the work of my very dear friend, Bill.
that's great ME
you must be so relieved
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 4:28pm.
OMG OMG OMFG! fuck yeah yeah yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BH's bookkeeper just called me to tell me how much his paycheck was. OMG! I can pay everything and STILL have money in the bank! OMFG!!!!!!!!!
WOO-HOO!... this calls for another drink!
*tips hat*... congrats, M.E.!!
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"You radiate cold shafts of broken glass.
You're nearly a good laugh,
Almost worth a quick grin..."
I wanna know if dave's ok and can I be his new girlfriend!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
DRINKS ON M.E.!!!!!!!!!!!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
In best cheech and chong voice..
*daves not here man*
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 4:24pm.
I stuck your jack-o-lantern in the middle of my lovely strawberry patch!
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You dirty fucking hor!
So, some good news:
U.S. Senate passes hate crimes bill, making it a crime to attack someone for sexual orientation or gender identity.
POTUS will make it law.
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 4:24pm.
stupid fucking farmtown shit!!! I got lost and couldn't find my ho!! Some bitch made me water her crop or some shit. IDK, too fucking creepy. I'm gonna start crashing peoples property and running around them in circles for now fucking reason... LOL
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CROP CIRCLES!
OMG OMG OMFG! fuck yeah yeah yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BH's bookkeeper just called me to tell me how much his paycheck was. OMG! I can pay everything and STILL have money in the bank! OMFG!!!!!!!!!
*cries*
I LOVE YOU GUYS!
IS IT LIKE THE FLOWER PATCH
or is it more interesting?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
If you crash my farmtown I will crash your balls.
Has anyone seen Dave Letterman today?
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."