Drunk Ass Dennis Quaid Catches A Break
As you can see, Dennis Quaid and his wife left a restaurant last night looking like they just had an orgy with a few bottles of the sweet nectar. And I'm no Lohan, but it also looks like they have a case of coke mouth. I'd have to sniff at their breath to make an official ruling. Anyway....
A boozed-up Dennis Quaid got behind the wheel of his car outside of Phillipe Chows last night, and was just about to drive away when the po po pulled up. You can get put in handcuffs for just putting your keys into the ignition while under the influence, but the cops decided to give Dennis a warning instead. Splash says that when the cops told Dennis to get out of the car, he told them he wasn't planning to drive away. The officers let him go back into the restaurant and call a cab.
Dennis should give those cops a taint licking and a lap dance, because they saved him from marinating in a jail cell for a few hours. And when you've got the drunks ills, the last thing you want to be doing is using your hands to protect your asshole in jail. You need your hands to keep the booze barfs from coming up.
If I was that police officer I would've arrested Dennis for being related to Randy.
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Damn Dennis!
You look SO haggard! Wife's hot though.
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When DQ was filming 'Great Balls of Fire' in my city, there was lots of word of him and Meg smelling like they hadn't had baths in days. And that was on top of the weed funk.
@putas:These two have had plenty of reports of swinging... v creepy vibe from these two. Do not like either of them. Dennis looks like a sick twist.. and not in a good way. No and thanks.
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They're both Texans. I'm not slamming the entire state of Texas, but there are SO MANY fucktards who look exactly like them out and about EVERY SINGLE NIGHT.
I really gotta move back home...stat! :)
"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."
He looks like Tommy Girl in 20 years.
Well. Maybe 10.
"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."
what's with all the dumb faces they are making.
he looks like a hardcore drunk. unfortunately, i know the look.
They do swing. They are mad drinkers and go to topless clubs and have orgies anytime they can.
They make me sick. And to think, back in the "Big Easy" days I loved him.
Lucite Face is so attractive...
"You cross me again Rosie & I'll make a handbag out of you."
His bad.
He could have ragged on Jews and everyone would give a shit about his over-the-hill ass for a few more days.
His wife is just..beige.
These two have had plenty of reports of swinging... v creepy vibe from these two. Do not like either of them. Dennis looks like a sick twist.. and not in a good way. No and thanks.
Snideychick sez:
Paint him green and he looks like the Hulk busting out of his shirt.
Christ -can this broad look anymore boring and LA?
Shes built like a stick insect with fake tits and fake blond hair...
I really expected more from Dennis BECAUSE hes related to Randy!!!
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Sad. He was hot as SHIT in The Big Easy. Now he just looks ... ICK
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I'm sure cops gave him a break BECAUSE he's related to Randy!
I have seen this behavior from the cops where I live.
They will stop people in the parking lot of the restaurant's and tell them to go call a cab. Which is a decent thing to do. Instead of waiting for them to drive off and pouncing on them for a DUI.
Yet being a adult should imply that after a half dozen cocktails with dinner... you really should not drive.
He should at least get the back of someone's hand for being a bad example for his teenage son.
Unfortunately, being someone's sibling isn't an arrestable offense, even if that sibling is Randy Quaid.
Bleah. He looks like a dehydrated baked potato. He used to be so good looking. :(
Maybe he wasn't going to drive. Maybe they were just going to the car to do some lines. Hey, who hasn't done that?
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 12:09pm.
DQ looks like William H. Macy.
Wow, at 1st I thought you meant me. DUH! LOL
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
A warning? wtf?
his wife looks like a younger version of HoHan... and Cokey skinny, too
My brother was drinking downtown a few weeks back, walked outside and as soon as the door was about to hit his ass BAM! pushed to the floor and put under arrest. Oh to be a celeb.
@ 11:44 : had the same experience a few weeks ago when i stumbled upon parent trap while channel surfing...exact same reaction.
DQ looks like William H. Macy.
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BTW, I was just watching the Parent Trap remake the other night when Blohan was still cute, Quaid was still hot, and the beautiful Natasha Richardson was still alive. It gave me a serious case of the sads :(
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQbwt-dicpo
Hospitals making mistakes = bad.
Celebrities making mistakes = okay.
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His face looks like if he relaxes it naturally stays in that shape. Like he's spent more time making that drunken fuck you face than any other face in the last 10 years. SUP DENNIS!
She must look beautiful when she's sucking on the cock with her mouth open like that for him. I would have left Meg Ryan too.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Jeepster, yep, that one of the only movies Martin Short was truely hysterical in.
Other Dennis Quaid movies I loved:
Enemy Mine
DOA
Cold Creek Manor
The Day After Tomorrow
and Flight of The Phoenix
So I guess that neither of the Quaid brothers are doable now :(
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQbwt-dicpo
Yeah - Inner-Space...back when Meg and Dennis were adorable and so was Martin Short!
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
Actually - Dennis' face is beginning to remind me of Mick Jagger's.....like the features are ready to quit his skull. His nose and mouth appear to be trying to run away - perhaps from his hair.
awful.......
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
Dennis Quid in Inner Space. *swoon*
Jesus -
Boiled ham is right! I remember Dennis from "Breaking Away". Such a wonderful face and smile - now he looks like his character's worst nightmare in that movie - mean-ass town-drunk-loser.
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
He looks horrendous! Gross. If I was a rich celeb I would so have a driver for situations like this. I dont even really like driving sober, nevermind driving drunk.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 11:03am.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 10:57am.
I don't know about yours but my car runs better when I'm drunk.
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Submitted by NoAnjl on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 11:10am.
Whatever, I still think he's hot. *ducks*
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But it still pisses me off fa fa that celebs get special treatment.
Oh please!!!
I'm bettin' if the paparossi wasn't there, they would've ticketed him or something, but noooooooo.
He gets a "warning".
Ironic Vision Into The Future:
Today Dennis Quaid joins supporters in Hollyweird that are hoping to limit the Media & Paparazzi access....
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
Thanks for the sideways closeup of Missy's face in the cab, MK - we shall inspect it for facelift scars!
Miss Q(for Kweer)uaid used to be scorching hot!
What is she doing with that young blond stinkfish (Lesbianism most foul!)?????
You and me would be in jail. BUT, become a star in LA, even half a star, and you'll get off!
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Whatever, I still think he's hot. *ducks*
This is sad. Doesn't he have a history of substance abuse? Hope there's no trouble brewing.
"They've lost their equilibrium because they've lost their faith in love."
Lame Lame Lame Lame
Celebs are so boring ...more like their PR teams are total bore
I wish there was something juicy ...like Beyonce drinking her own piss for extra proteins or Paris Hilton taking Herpes and Me classes
or Eddie Murphy got caught doing roadhead for extra money in drag
or Paula Abdul sextape with Aderol bottle and chardanay cork...sht I bet SamRo cuts a hole in her box wine and poke it with a
strap on...Lohan Glory Hole! Something to remind of her gf
damn wtf wheres Paris at??? If she wana Step up to Nicole
she should start with Waltrex comercial...think balloon boy
when she calls 911 to ask how the heck can they get down her herps From ballooon..later to find out they were hiding in her vagina near crabs
Genius!
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Submitted by Raul Duke on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 10:57am.
I don't know about yours but my car runs better when I'm drunk.
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It's fun! Like a video game!!!!
I like it when they make that blow-up doll face.
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Bottom-feeder.
is she 12?
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