Wednesday, October 21st 2009

Donald Trump Is Loving This

A little while ago, The National Enquirer said that Rosie O's partner in pussay, Kelli Carpenter, moved out of their home and shuffled off to Manhattan. At the time, Rosie didn't say much about the rumor. Well, now she's talking to USA Today and says the two are having problems. Doesn't it make you sad in the heart thinking about Rosie's strap-on collecting dust because Kelli isn't around to give it a little attention? That one was for Donald Trump.

When asked about the gayelle drama, Rosie O said, "We're a family. We will remain a family forever. And we are working on our issues. Kelli and I love each other very much and we are working on our issues. Those are the only words I am ever going to say. Ever. And that is something that has been agreed upon by all parties. But everything's fine and everybody's good and we're still both raising them together. We will both continue to parent them and we're friendly and everything's all right."

This sounds like the two have already split on each other's splits. I've always liked Rosie, but I'm sure living with her isn't all free giveaways, rainbows and showtunes. But hopefully, Rosie and Kelli will be back to bumping 'ginas soon so that we don't have listen to Donald Trump go on and on about this. If the Trump wins, we all lose.

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i use to really like rosie i thought she was extremly funny but over the past couple of years i have gotten to the point where i hate her ans i don't think she is funny at all anymore i think she is hateful and bitter and thinks she is just so much better then every one else and its really to bad i wish she was more like she use to be!

My guess is the $ is running out. That's why Kelly left. Rosie doesn't seem like a fun person to live with. I feel sorry for the kids.

Meeshie's picture

What happened to the old, fun Rosie (circa her talk show)? She was funny and amazing. Then came this:

http://www.celebrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/05/Rosie%20ODonnell%20...

...and all dyke hell broke loose.

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FROM ROSIE'S BLOG WWW.ROSIE.COM

HOW ANYONE CAN SAY THIS WOMAN DOESN'T CARE ABOUT ANYONE BUT HERSELF IS COMPLETELY LACKING.....

IN 1998
I SPENT THE SUMMER IN MIAMI
RELAXING AFTER
WHAT SOME WOULD CALL
A BREAKDOWN
PANICKED & DESPERATE - SPIRITUALLY SEARCHING
THE DARKNESS HAD RETURNED

DON’T WATCH THE NEWS
IF YOU ARE DEPRESSED

IN A TINY ONE BEDROOM APARTMENT
IN LITTLE HAVANA
A FIVE YEAR OLD GIRL WAS BRUTALLY RAPED
BY A FOURTEEN YEAR OLD “FRIEND OF THE FAMILY”
THE CHILD'S MOTHER SLEPT THROUGH THE WHOLE INCIDENT
IN THE NEXT ROOM - SIX FEET AWAY
THE BABY HAD BEEN BEATEN
HER TEETH BROKEN - HER BODY RIPPED

THE REPORTER DID NOT GIVE THE CHILDS NAME
DID NOT SHOW HER FACE
YET SHE HAUNTED ME

I THOUGHT OF HER DAILY
KNOWING THERE WAS A REASON
SHE RESONATED WITHIN
ONE I COULD NOT YET SEE

A MONTH LATER
MY TWO YEAR OLD DAUGHTER GOT SICK
I CALLED A DOCTOR - WHO CAME TO THE HOUSE
HE WAS KIND AND CHATTY
FULL OF BAD JOKES
HE TOLD ME HE WORKED OUT OF CHILDRENS HOSPITAL
WHERE - I REMEMBERED
THIS YOUNG GIRL WAS BEING TREATED

I ASKED IF HE KNEW OF HER
HE SAID HE DID - SHE WAS IN BAD SHAPE
I ASKED HIM IF I COULD VISIT HER
HE WASN'T SURE, BUT HE WOULD TRY TO ARRANGE IT

HE DID

I WAS ALLOWED TO MEET HER
TWO WEEKS LATER
AT THE GLADSTONE CENTER
A HOME SEXUALLY ABUSED GIRLS
I AGREED TO VISIT THE GIRLS AS A GROUP
WITHOUT SHOWING ANY SPECIAL INTEREST IN THIS ONE CHILD
I STILL DID NOT KNOW HER NAME

THE NIGHT BEFORE MY VISIT
I SAW THE HANDCUFFED MOTHER ON TV
BEING LED INTO COURT
HEAVY - ANGRY - DETACHED AND SCARY
THE NEWS ANCHOR SAID SHE WAS NOT COOPERATING WITH THE POLICE
I HATED HER

THE MORNING ARRIVED
I FELT SICK
I HAD BEEN TO PLACES LIKE GLADSTONE BEFORE
THIS TIME FELT DIFFERENT

THE GLADSTONE CENTER IS DIFFICULT TO FIND
IT IS COMPLETELY HIDDEN BEHIND A CHURCH
OFF A MAIN ROAD
WITH ONLY A SMALL WOODEN SIGN WHISPERING THE WAY
I WALKED DOWN THE PEBBLE FILLED DRIVEWAY
TOWARD THE ONE STORY CEMENT BLOCK BUILDING
TINY COLORED WILD FLOWERS FOUGHT THEIR WAY
THRU THE GRAY GREEN TANGLE OF WEEDS
A BURST OF BLUE - THE HUE OF HOPE

I INTRODUCED MYSELF TO THE STAFF
AWKWARDLY
I WANTED TO THANK THEM
BUT DID NOT

I WAS BRIEFED
THEN ESCORTED TO THE THERAPY ROOM
TWENTY GIRLS - AGED 5 TO 17
WERE SITTING IN A CIRCLE

TRYING TO CONJURE UPON THEIR FACE
THE EMOTION WRITTEN ON THE CARD
IN THE THERAPISTS HAND
HAPPY - CONCERNED - SHY - SAD - ANGRY

THERAPISTS DETERMINED TO RECONNECT THE CUT WIRES
INSIDE THE HEARTS AND HEADS OF THESE KIDS
TO PULL THEM BACK FROM THE ABYSS

I WAS INTRODUCED
SOME GIRLS WERE EXCITED TO SEE ME
OTHERS TOTALLY DISINTERESTED
THEY ALL HAD QUESTIONS

”YOU IN THE FLINTSTONE MOVIE?”
“DID YOU COME IN A LIMO?”
“YOU LIVE IN A MANSION?”
“WHY YOU HERE SEEING US ANYWAY?”

I TOOK A BREATH
I TOLD THEM I WAS THERE BECAUSE I WAS ONE OF THEM
BECAUSE I WANTED THEM TO KNOW THEY HAD VALUE
THAT THERE WERE MANY ADULTS LIKE ME
WHO ONCE WERE KIDS LIKE THEM

I TOLD THEM TO BELIEVE IN THEMSELVES
TO KNOW THERE WERE MORE GOOD PEOPLE THAN BAD
THAT THERE WERE GROWN UPS
WILLING TO FIGHT FOR THEM
TO PROTECT THEM - TO LOVE THEM
I WAITED FOR A RESPONSE......

THEY ASKED IF I KNEW RICKY MARTIN

DURING THE Q AND A I SPOTTED HER
THE GIRL FROM THE NEWS STORY
NOONE POINTED HER OUT - I JUST KNEW
SHE WAS HARD TO MISS
LANKY - BEAUTIFUL AND OBVIOUSLY SUFFERING
WITH A ROUND FACE - BROWN HAIR AND HUGE EYES
SHE BOUNCED IN AND OUT OF THE ROOM
ON AND OFF OF CHAIRS AND LAPS
SHE WAS MANIC BUSY

SHE PAID NO ATTENTION TO ME
FOR MOST OF MY STAY
SHE WAS OUT OF THE ROOM

MY VISIT WAS WINDING DOWN
I TOOK A POLARIOD WITH EACH GIRL
AND GAVE EACH A BEANIE BABY

AS I STARTED TO LEAVE
SHE WALKED BACK IN THE ROOM
THE STUFFED ANIMALS CAUGHT HER EYE
EVERY KID HAD ONE
SHE ASKED - IN SPANISH - IF THERE WAS ONE FOR HER
THERE WAS
SHE CHOSE ONE - CUDDLED IT - AND LOOKED UP AT ME
AFTER A MOMENT - ASKED IF I WANTED TO SEE HER ROOM
I GLANCED AT THE THERAPIST
WAITING FOR APPROVAL
SHE NODDED

THE BABY/CHILD PUT HER TINY HAND IN MINE
AND LED ME DOWN THE HALL
THE LAST ROOM WAS HERS
OLD WOOD BUNK BEDS - A SMALL DRESSER AND A DESK

SHE PUT THE BEANIE BABY I GAVE HER
BESIDE TWO OF HER OWN
HER DOCTOR GAVE HER THOSE - SHE TOLD ME PROUDLY

THE ONE WHO STICHED HER UP - I THOUGHT

ONE BEANIE BABY WAS A DOG
THE OTHER TWO BEARS WITH CLOSED EYES AND FOLDED PAWS
SHE TOLD ME THE BEARS MOMMY WAS DEAD
SO THE BEAR WAS VERY SAD
YES - I TOLD HER - THE BEAR MUST BE SAD
SHE GAVE A NON CHALANT NOD

I GAVE HER THE EXTRA BEANIE BABIES

WHEN WE WERE LEAVING
I ASKED IF I COULD TAKE A PICTURE OF US
FOR ME TO KEEP
SHE SAID YES AND WE POSED TOGETHER

SHE STARTED TO WALK AWAY
I DID NOT WANT HER TO GO
I SAID IN BAD HIGH SCHOOL SPANISH
“I HAVE A GIFT FOR YOU.”

SHE LOOKED CONFUSED
HOLDING THE BEANIE BABIES UP FOR ME TO SEE -
TO REMIND ME - I HAD ALREADY GIVEN HER SOMETHING

I REACHED INTO MY POCKET
AND HANDED HER A SMALL WHITE STONE
THE KIND YOU GET AT NATURE STORES
POLISHED AND INSCRIBED
ON THIS ONE
ONE WORD - LOVE

“QUANDO TU MIRA ES, ENTIENDES TE QUIERRO”
WHEN YOU SEE THIS - KNOW I LOVE YOU

SHE LOOKED AT THE STONE - SMILED
HUGGED ME AND WALKED TOWARDS THE DOOR
SHE STOPPED
AND WITH A LONGING BACKWARD GLANCE
ASKED MY NAME
IT HAD BEEN A WHILE SINCE ANYONE ASKED MY NAME

RO - I TOLD HER
SHE NODDED AND POINTED TO HER CHEST
KASSANDRA - SHE SAID
I NODDED
SHE WALKED AWAY

THAT DAY
I FILLED OUT THER FORMS
TO BECOME A FOSTER PARENT
IN THE STATE OF FLORIDA

STARTED THE PROCESS
THAT SHOULD HAVE BEGUN
LONG AGO

ON THAT DAY
I FORGAVE MYSELF
FOR CRIMES THAT WERE NEVER MY OWN
AND VOWED TO SAVE
AS MANY AS I COULD
AND IN DOING DO
SAVED MYSELF

GAY FOSTER PARENT
ME

Centaurious's picture

@sweetbabu:Did anyone see Rosie moon Kathy Griffin & Gloria Estefan on My Life on the D List? That was one nasty big-cracked fat ass. Oof. Gross.

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I totally saw that and was rendered completely faint...I actually think Kelly is quite pretty and classy and all I could think of is, GOD! How can she ever!

"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."

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Rosie looks like an overgrown Kewpie-doll and she acts like a rude, condescending, bully. I find it surprising that Kelli stayed with her for this long.

paris herpes's picture

Rosie seems like she would be hard to live with, plus she might be a bit of an opinionated brat. Or maybe a big one. I can see that being an issue if you want to have a healthy relationship with good communication. Anyway...yawn...

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Sweet Babu's picture

Did anyone see Rosie moon Kathy Griffin & Gloria Estefan on My Life on the D List? That was one nasty big-cracked fat ass. Oof. Gross.

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Submitted by dementa

Iverge, puhleeze, you'd go to a gross whiny hypocrite like Rosie and expect "truth"? She cares about whatever truth serves her, nothing else.

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Can you make a point without attacking someone's appearance?

If you watched the show the reason Rosie was always in the news was because she spoke out against the war, called out Donald Trump for trying to be the moral authority and questioned the official 9/11 report.

Sorry but I'd take Rosie as a friend any-day over ElizaBitch.

Plecostomus's picture

Rosie looks like she's holding onto a window-display dummy.

Makes me wonder if she was pining for Hasselbeck all this time.

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Bottom-feeder.

Iverge, puhleeze, you'd go to a gross whiny hypocrite like Rosie and expect "truth"? She cares about whatever truth serves her, nothing else.

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@iverge: When did Rosie ever say Elizabitch was stupid?
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I may have misspoke in saying that in a literal sense, but she was just SO condescending, she treated her like a little child, and would be very overbearing with the rest of the women. She was unbelieveably rude to Barbara (albeit off camera) she is just so full of herself and lacking all class and manners...she is from Long island, though, she probably can't help it!

You make some very good points, though. I will think about them.

I actually hate the show, almost never watch it. I consider them all a bunch of back-stabbing, catty, gibbering idiots who totally give women a bad name.

"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."

iverge's picture

Centaurious:

I HATED her on The View, the way she shouted down Elisabeth (who I'm not crazy about either,) saying she was stupid, misinformed, etc. EVERYONE is wrong unless they agree completely with Rosie!

I love Whoopi. She is obviously just as liberal as Rosie, but she politely lets everyone have their say, and then makes her points in a forceful but respectful manner.

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When did Rosie ever say Elizabitch was stupid? Never happened. Rosie is passionate about the thing that matter the most... TRUTH! I'm sure you'd loose your cool having to sit across that ill informed moron called Elizabitch who is nothing but a puppet for the View Master Bill Gedes. Hmmmm.. I thought the show was about women for women... yet they have a "man" running the joint?

I love Whoopi too, but she's also had it out with Elizabitch. Plus, Whoopi just rolls her eyes and gives the WTF look into the camera when BW is ass-licking guests!

I'm amazed that Kelli has put up with her fat, boozing, nasty trash-talking ass for this long. The woman must have the patience of a saint to have actually lived with her for so long, and I'm not surprised they're splitting.

Though I hate her peroxide sea urchin hair, I think Kelli looks great here: slim, good skin, and a sort of indie-movie face that isn't exactly pretty but grabs the eye. It makes me wonder what the hell she was doing with Rosie in the first place.

Damn those are some fat fingers. Not Kelli's obviously.

"We're a family. We will remain a family forever. And we are working on our issues.... But everything's fine and everybody's good and we're still both raising them together. We will both continue to parent them and we're friendly and everything's all right."

Yeah they've totally split. If they were still together she would say so.

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@bo:Although I can sympathize with Rosie who was a child when her mother died of cancer, I cannot condone her rude and butch behavior.
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I completely agree. I HATED her on The View, the way she shouted down Elisabeth (who I'm not crazy about either,) saying she was stupid, misinformed, etc. EVERYONE is wrong unless they agree completely with Rosie!

I love Whoopi. She is obviously just as liberal as Rosie, but she politely lets everyone have their say, and then makes her points in a forceful but respectful manner.

That's how it's done, Rosie girl!! (Man?)

"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."

Although I can sympathize with Rosie who was a child when her mother died of cancer, I cannot condone her rude and butch behavior. Rosie is a lost child who thinks that her money can buy her a blonde girlfriend, adopt beautiful children, and then wipe our noses in her rant against society. Remember folks, she thought 9/11 was a conspiracy by the U.S. Government! 9/11 was a tragedy that we, as citizens of this country, will never forget, unlike Rosie who we will forget in a heartbeat!

Anonymous101's picture

That's it, Kelli!! Run, run far away from Satan and take those kids with you!! And try to hook up with a gayelle with who won't cause puppehs and kittehs to require an exorcism every time she walks by next time, mkay??

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WTFOMGLOL's picture

Anyone who's ever read Wally Lamb's "She's Come Undone" (great book) .. Rosie is totally who I see playing Dottie, the lesbo janitor, when the movie comes out.

redpoint_blackdot's picture

I rarely give a shit about celebs splitting up but this totally gives me the sads. Rosie seems impossible but she is funny,caring and very giving and looking like a beast doesnt take those qualities away from her.

"I don't go to your job and knock the dicks out of your mouth!"
- Kathy Griffin

Centaurious's picture

@stockbroker:Who gives a shit about this pile of blubber
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No kidding. She's in dire need of a flenser, the sooner the better.

"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."

Oh, Lawdy, it's hilarious to read about that fugly cunt, Rosie O'Donnell. The blondie chick sold her soul for moolah. Think about it. What man or woman would really want a long-term relationship of any sort with Rosie O? The arguments and bullying would drive anyone to shoot Ro right between the eyes and sell her at $0.25 per pound as pork belly futures.

It would be justifiable homicide.

I hate Donald Trump, but I hate Rosie more...she is swine and in no way representative of my life as a gay individual.

Dirk Diggler's picture

I like it when she says "Those are the only words I am ever going to say. Ever" and then keeps on yapping... And undoubtedly will continue on and on...

NoAnjl's picture

Well she was bound to get sick of the stench of Rosie's fat twat sooner or later. sorry lol

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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 10/21/2009 - 12:47pm.
Just one of Rosies sausage fingers in equivilent to the average sized peen.

Submitted by iHeartHaters on Wed, 10/21/2009 - 12:52pm.
Her fingas got girth >PUKES

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Who gives a shit about this pile of blubber and her bleached out Billy Idol wannabee.

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iHeartHaters's picture

Her fingas got girth >PUKES<

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Centaurious's picture

Rosie actually looks kinda pretty here, but those FINGERS!

Damn anyone who pointed them out here, I feel dizzy and sick...:)

Sausage fingers are a complete deal breaker on guys. Also voices, voices are important imho.

A voice can make or break you.

NO girl wants some grubby, stunted, midget digit doin' the old finger bang.

Ick and double ick!!

"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."

Silvara0428's picture

*sezing up at just the thought of it*

Maybe they are working it out better than others who split *siezes* Nope can't go through with it.
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Life's picture

Rosie and Brit Brit would make better couple, dont ya tink?? Oh, and those fat fingers truly represent the BIG O she can give her girls!

M.E.'s picture

Just one of Rosies sausage fingers in equivilent to the average sized peen.

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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 10/21/2009 - 12:41pm.
Submitted by Migraine Sally on Wed, 10/21/2009 - 12:38pm.

Now I can't do anything but look at her hands!!!!

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I know right. The two main topics of this thread have been Rosie's sausage fingers and Kelli's thighs. Yeah, that's not good.
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I know...What's that crusty white stuff under her nails?

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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 10/21/2009 - 12:37pm.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 10/21/2009 - 12:16pm.

OMG look at Rosie's piggy little fingers, imagine her finger banging you , mmmmmmm NOT!!!! LMAO

And this litte piggy went wee wee wee all the way home.

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Submitted by Migraine Sally on Wed, 10/21/2009 - 12:38pm.

Now I can't do anything but look at her hands!!!!

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I know right. The two main topics of this thread have been Rosie's sausage fingers and Kelli's thighs. Yeah, that's not good.

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rosie, i hear anne heche is available.

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jack-n-the-hat's picture

Migraine - I know... I'm disgusted, yet so drawn to them.
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And your friend.... your friend tried to make it with that cow... I wanna party with you cowboy.

Migraine Sally's picture

Now I can't do anything but look at her hands!!!!

hahahahahahahahahaha

.....we're no strangers to love.....

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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 10/21/2009 - 12:16pm.

OMG look at Rosie's piggy little fingers, imagine her finger banging you , mmmmmmm NOT!!!! LMAO

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ROTFLMAO!! I'm laughing while gagging.

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Is is just me, or does Rosie look like she's about to chomp down on a chicken nugget??

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GODNEY's picture

LOL at Rosie stuffing her sausages in this chick's mashed potatoes!!

Lets talk about biology,
Make believe youre next to me,
Phonography, phonography,
Talk that sexy talk to me,
Better make sure that the line is clean,
Keep it confidential, you and me.
Phonography, phonography,
Dirty talking, call it phonography.

Stoney's picture

Finger-banging sausage fingers!

*covers self*

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snowpiece's picture

OMG LMAO (and I got it with out the explanation, thanks) ahahahahahahhahahaha

Vienna Sausages!!! OMG!

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Morbidosity's picture

Rosie O has sausage fingers!

jack-n-the-hat's picture

snowy... I bet she leaves behind a can of vienna snausages for Kelly to remember her by.... (referencing finger-banging comment)
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And your friend.... your friend tried to make it with that cow... I wanna party with you cowboy.

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Somewhere Hasselcrack is giggling an evil giggle.

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"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"

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i couldn't live with rosie either.

DONT LOOK BACK BLONDIE, KEEP RUNNING

Lets talk about biology,
Make believe youre next to me,
Phonography, phonography,
Talk that sexy talk to me,
Better make sure that the line is clean,
Keep it confidential, you and me.
Phonography, phonography,
Dirty talking, call it phonography.