Does This Mean She's Going To Do An Italian Accent Again?
St. Angie is the Gumby of Hollywood, because she is constantly stretching herself as an actress. Take that with a silo of sarcasm. Variety reports that St. Angie is in talks with director Ridley Scott to play an Italian "femme fatale" in GUCCI. When I think of "femme fatale," I immediately think of Maya Rudolph as Donatella Versace, but I guess she's busy.
The movie will follow Maurizio Gucci, the grandson of founder Guccio Gucci, as he struggles to the run the family business in the 1970s and 1980s. Maurizio was murdered outside of his Milan apartment in 1995. If St. Angie takes the role, she will play Maurizio's ex-wife Patrizia Reggiano (no relation to the cheese, I think). Patrizia was sent to prison for being the puppetmaster behind her husband's murder.
Ridley has his eye on Leonardo DiCaprio for the role of Maurizio.
On her tax forms, Angie Jo lists "saint and femme fatale" as her occupation, so I'm sure she won't have any trouble with this role. However, my ears are worried about her Italian accent. I mean, Angie's tried to do that before and it was PAINFUL. Before watching this clip, clear the room of anything remotely Italian or it will turn to dust.
Hopefully, Dante himself will travel down from heaven and personally tutor St. Angie.
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i'm so over this chick she is really not all that and she is justa weird stuck up bitch!
the small cheek implants, small chin implant, & rhinoplasty are evident when you watch this vid & scroll up to the current pic. her acting is 1 dimensional. she plays the same role in every film. she has her usual trademark *looks*: serious, sultry, enraged (screaming).
with that said, she's beautiful to look at.
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It's time for Ang to start botox!
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Wed, 10/21/2009 - 7:50pm.
Every accent = Count Chocula's accent in this ho's mind.
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I think she equates foreign accents with slurring words while trying to look slutty. She sounds like a drunk, horny vampire. She was way better when she played Rachel Green.
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 10/21/2009 - 12:30pm.
I heard she was back with John Mayer
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I think she's secretly dating Gerard Butler, they just did a movie together. They haven't been together since they did that tomb raider movie.
Trying to watch Holie try to act = painful.
Trying to watch Holie try to act with an accent = UNBEARABLE!
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This bitch would look like shit without the professional hair and makeup.
Her Mighty Heart accent was hilarious. She was suppose to be french but sounded eastern european.
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Every accent = Count Chocula's accent in this ho's mind.
Submitted by heima on Wed, 10/21/2009 - 5:18pm.
Celebitchy really went down the drain when Kaiser became a moderator, and every other post was about something unamusing that Brangelina or George Clooney did.
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Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Wed, 10/21/2009 - 4:30pm.
Submitted by moomarse on Wed, 10/21/2009 - 4:16pm.
I agree. It's part of why I stopped going to Celebitchy. I have my other reasons too, but the loonies were unreasonable, immature, and nasty.
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i've been banned from celebitchy because i was answering sarcastically to someone who was insulting me ...
anyway kaiser is the weakest writer on gossip sites... just vain and plain stupid.
My favorite part of that was the air freshener crown in the front dash of that car, I haven't seen one of those in ages!
Ow. Watching St. Angie try to act is painful!
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Submitted by moomarse on Wed, 10/21/2009 - 4:16pm.
I agree. It's part of why I stopped going to Celebitchy. I have my other reasons too, but the loonies were unreasonable, immature, and nasty.
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Now we are the crow which contemplated the silence...
At least she seems returned to her element. She's limited in talent otherwise. With little speaking, deadpan facial expressions, and posing about in a
leather suit, she excels because character development is unnecessary. She has the emotional range of a block of wood and overacts in leading roles. On the other hand, it must be difficult to not to overact whenever you haven't a personality to begin with.
That being said, she needs to gain about 20ish pounds to recover these roles.
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those idiot's at Celebitchy sound likes clones from Just Jared.....
why do I bother?
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Submitted by lizzieb on Wed, 10/21/2009 - 2:05pm.
He has all the range of a dead horse and she has all the depth of a puddle.
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LOL, hilarious!
I don't get it either. As you point out, her "serious actress" attempts all end up losing money. She should stick to roles where she pouts, shoots guns and lets the special effects do all the work.
How this woman was ever declared a great actress is beyond me.
She always plays the femme fatal.
Angie can't do accents, I'm not sure why she wants to stretch so far to do them when her forte is action flicks that require her not to act but just stand there and pout without fainting from lack of nourishment or falling over from the weight of her size C breasts. I think I'll pass on this one...
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I loathe DiCaprio. He is such a teensy person, like a 12 year old dressed up in daddys clothes. He, Eddie Norton and Sean Peen have the highest voices. They should form a boys choir together.
I like Dicaprio but not enough to pay to see this.
Another movie to skip. The last movie I paid for with this hag in it was a Mighty Heart. 2 hours of my life wasted cringing everytime she did her "WHHHYYY!!!" act. Rent the doc with Christiane Amanpour instead. It's a thousand times better and more insightful.
As for this turkey, if it's got Leo in it I'll give it go but I won't be paying for it.
Holy shit, not again. Why oh why does this execrable actor keep getting work? I could understand if her tenhead spread 50 feet wide brought Brangeloonie bums on seats but all her ‘serious’ films die a death, probably because said loonies bums are too full of action figures of their idols to risk leaving the house. Or maybe, there are too fat to leave the house without the assistance of the emergency services which can make for an expensive night out. Those backers must be nuts. They can throw some of their money at me whilst I repeat, slowly and clearly ‘there is such a thing as bad publicity’. Dear god, her accents are atrocious and so are her ‘soul mates’ He has all the range of a dead horse and she has all the depth of a puddle. Still charming outfits, on anyone else they would look expensive.
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Morbidly obese, barren, jellus h8er, jen-hen at your service.
I remember that movie mostly because I thought that guido kid was so hot! I'd definitely take a spin on that.
Another movie with another terrible accent..I love Leo, but even he couldn't get me to go see skanky and her accent!!!
Lol, so the person with all the kids that is living with Pitt and the chick in the picture and the chick in the clip are all, THE SAME PERSON?...you kiddin' me...lol
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OMG that was just awful hahaha.
lol i had forgotten all about that movie (for good reason)...you can tell how much her face has been reconstructed since she shot that old flick. and yet another femme fatale role? yawn...she is not even hot or convincing at that game anymore. either way, the plot of that movie sounds like a bore. should go straight to basic cable. Bloated Leo and haggard Angie a sexy silver screen couple do not make. FAIL.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Wed, 10/21/2009 - 10:57am.
Submitted by Morbidosity on Wed, 10/21/2009 - 10:44am.
Ever notice when two relatively good looking people get together they end up looking less than that after awhile?
She wasnt a bad looking woman pre Brad and He wasn't a bad looking man pre Angie. Together they are not so hot anymore.
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Yeah. They're starting to look dumpy, like Ma and Pa Kettle. Or the American Gothic couple.
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DiamondDawg , I believe you've just given the artist over at Gallery of the Absurd an inspiration for a new painting.
What the hell was that shit I just watched?
Chef Boyardee can fake a better Italian accent than that prune.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 10/21/2009 - 12:04pm.
God, I loved her in Transformers.
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I heard she was back with John Mayer. Is she going to do a Marley and Me 2? That was a great movie.
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TeriAnn, thanking MK for the thread is like uncool.
They do that shit at JJ.
And BOOOOOOOOO, your looning skills are not up to snuff.
FAIL.
I VANT MI SUN BEK! BLAH!
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
I admit it, I love her. I mean, really really love her. And I'd hit it.
I will never understand how this woman has been able to garner so much attention, money, and sometimes acclaim for herself. HOW? And FOR WHAT? She certainly is the master of media manipulation, I will give her that. And damn, she has had her whole face reconfigured and recreated over the years.
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God, I loved her in Transformers.
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And your friend.... your friend tried to make it with that cow... I wanna party with you cowboy.
why did I just watch that? whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?
God I hate her!
I am tired of Angie...here is a short list of the things about her that I am completely tired of:
1. her hair (and it's many incarnations)
2. her child-army
3. the fact that she screwed Billy-Bob while his then GF (Laura Dern) was out of town for a few days....
4. her piety
5. her shitty acting
6. her nose (and it's many incarnations)
7. Brad Pitt (yes - I used to like him, but there, I said it.)
8. her causes....(she's the fucking Mia Farrow of her generation, and I am not buying it for a minute longer)
9. her Father (Jon lives out where the busses don't run)
10. her emaciated arms (how can she LIFT those kids?)
11. her lousy accent(s) yeeeesh....
12. oh shit - there IS no 12......I don't need anymore.....I used to like her, but now she is annoying the hell out of me
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
BTW - one definition of SCRAG = a thin person or animal.
I wouldn't call that an insult.
Her old nose bringz the LOLz
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couldn't they just hire Monica Bellucci?
i hate Leo and his pubescent voice. this is bound to be a failure.
I like Brad best in "Legends of the Fall"
*swoons*
Submitted by Tristram on Wed, 10/21/2009 - 11:16am.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 10/21/2009 - 11:14am.
That was, to her, her Oscar-worthy moment.
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Mostly it was just really loud.
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Submitted by Barb Dwyer on Wed, 10/21/2009 - 11:15am.
Let's talk about Brad Pitt's German accent in that mountain climbing movie set in the 30's.
Seven Years in Tibet. They kinda ruined a very good book. I liked Brad in A River Runs Through It, which was true to the book.
*marvels at angel's great aim*
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Let's talk about Brad Pitt's German accent in that mountain climbing movie set in the 30's...I've been calling the Himalaya's the HimaLIEya's now for years....still makes me laugh gleefully at the guy.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 10/21/2009 - 11:14am.
That was, to her, her Oscar-worthy moment.
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