Justice For Brenda Dickson!
Brenda "Why Herro There" Dickson, Jill on Young and the Restless and Phoebe Price's understudy, has been vindicated!!!!!!! Celebrate by shoving a botox cocktail into every one of your pores. YES!
A judge in Hawaii ruled that Brenda was wrongly imprisoned for four months. Brenda was thrown in jail, because she refused to sell or leave the apartment she shared with her husband. The judge in her divorce case sentenced her to the clink for contempt, and she was left with no alimony and no property. But justice has finally prevailed, and a different judge has overturned the divorce ruling.
KITV reports that a judge ruled that Brenda wasn't given a fair trial. The court ruled that the previous judge abused his discretion.
Brenda shouldn't put away her best Talbots suit just yet, because there's a chance her husband could appeal the decision.
Brenda said, "I was ecstatic. It was so dramatic. All of it was illegal, the thing, the whole mess." Brenda's lawyers added, "This is a $5 million divorce case. It's going to make millions of dollars difference for her. It's actually $4.5 million. I've already added it up."
You can now sleep soundly at night since you will no longer have to worry about a glamorous creature like Brenda Dickson living in a studio apartment and wearing generic make-up brands found in the discount bin at Big Lots. THE HUMANITY OF IT ALL!
A woman like Brenda Dickson always wins in the end. First of all, she has the word DICK in her last name. Second of all, she's responsible for high-art like this: