This Makes Sense
It's the Tommy Girl Hour of Crazy since this is my second post in a row on everyone's least favorite homo-midget. If I go for three, this website will suddenly become Hubbardlisted and anyone who has ever commented on a Tommy post will never be heard from again. We'll all become Suri's slaves. Let's not cross that spaceship bridge....
While watching American Pyshco, I just knew that Patrick Bateman's "skin-crawling" smirk and crazy eyes seemed strangely familiar. That's because Christian Bale used Tommy Girl as his inspiration for the sexiest serial killer in North America. But instead of violently jumping on couches, Patrick Bateman violently jumps on cooches.
Mary Harron, the director of American Psycho, told BlackBook Magazine about how she developed the character of Patrick Bateman with Christian Bale, "It was definitely a process. We talked a lot, but he was in L.A. and I was in New York. We didn’t actually meet in person a lot, just talked on the phone. We talked about how Martian-like Patrick Bateman was, how he was looking at the world like somebody from another planet, watching what people did and trying to work out the right way to behave. And then one day he called me and he had been watching Tom Cruise on David Letterman, and he just had this very intense friendliness with nothing behind the eyes, and he was really taken with this energy."
Cue Tommy screaming to Christian, "You and me are fucking done professionally!"
HAHAHAHA! Doesn't it make your soul sing to think that a crazed maniacal lunatic like Tommy was the inspiration for a crazed maniacal lunatic like Patrick Bateman?! They both make my asshole clench up like a cold wind is passing through, so this makes all kinds of sense! The only difference is that I'd probably unclench my fuck part for Patrick as long as he put the chainsaws, rats and cheese in the other room.
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I read this years ago. Yes, Christian is a good judge of character and he watches people and listens methodically. Cruise was a good example of vacuous nothingness....just emotionally disconnected.
Someday everyone will realize Christian is an actor's actor.
The greatest actor there is right now.
I see someone already mentioned it, but I was just gonna say that yeah, in the book (and what a book it is) Patrick Bateman runs into Tom Cruise who lives in the same building as him...he keeps fawning over him like a really big fan!
Downloaded this movie just to see the tom cruise factor. OMFG!
What a good choice to model this character after!!
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Ah-da-da-dah, it’s about fucking time you fucking people get Christian Bales fucking greatness!!!!! What you fucking finally understand is THE BALE! OH GOOD FOR YOU!!!!
Hey Bradi!
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I would just like to say that I read "American Psycho" years ago and was deeply scarred...
I refused to see the movie because I was afraid they would reenact the HABITRAIL scene.
Does anyone know what I'm talking about.
"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."
@bradifulbitch: No no no, it's "FUCKING YOU FUCKING CAN'T FUCKING HANDLE THE FUCKING TRUTH FUCKING BUTT FUCKER!"
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Was this in the book (which I read years ago.)
Or the movie?
Or because I say FUCK all the time? Or Tommy Girl says it!
There are just so many options...I'm completely confused...:)
"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."
Yeah, in the book that the movie is based on Patrick Bateman has an awkward run in with Tom Cruise in the elevator, because they live in the same building. I forget what exactly is said, but I remember that they where in the elevator together. That should have made it into the movie...
Huh?
This makes me want to see American Psycho again. Wish they would remake it though. I don't like Christian Bale.
Oh yeah, bitchette. I was thinking the exact same thing. Christian Bale heads my hot actor list ever since he blew his gasket, but now?? Not insanity AND insight! I may have to throw my husband and extra piece tonight so I can mull this over.
this is fantastic.
i just developed a crush on Bale, he was getting me hot with his epic rant, but this just sealed the deal
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
That is so true. Tom Cruise: "Super friendly, with nothing behind the eyes."
Christian is dead-sexy. Is it bad that I still wanted to fuck his character in American Psycho? Minus the part where he'd murder me afterwards.
Now that you mention it there is a resemblance...
Now that you mention it there is a resemblance...
they actually mention Tom Cruise in the book.
*GUFFAW* dying...
Did Tammy - with her zillion$$$$$$$ - ever manage to get into the pants of homosexual Christian Bale?
"protect the cock"...
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Centaurious on Wed, 10/21/2009 - 12:36pm.
Cue Christian screaming to Tommy, "You can't handle the truth!"
- No no no, it's "FUCKING YOU FUCKING CAN'T FUCKING HANDLE THE FUCKING TRUTH FUCKING BUTT FUCKER!"
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
Cue Christian screaming to Tommy, "You can't handle the truth!"
"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 10/21/2009 - 11:46am.
I'm listening to Sex Shooter right now...it's a surprisingly good soundtrack for this pic.
LOL - I wouldn't mind kissing Christian's gun!
*fans self*
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O wow! And cool news too! Totally believable; I think that about Tommy all the time. He reminds me of the boys I went to school with that eventually went to Prep School who would do things like video tape girls in their Dads' bedrooms and shoot their neighbours dogs with BB guns.
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Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 10/21/2009 - 11:46am.
I'm listening to Sex Shooter right now...it's a surprisingly good soundtrack for this pic
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HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
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"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
I'm listening to Sex Shooter right now...it's a surprisingly good soundtrack for this pic.
♥ Threadkilla!
"Dear old people who run the world:
My generation would like to break up with you" ~ Jason Chan.
"Watch your language, moron!" ~ Homer Simpson.
Submitted by stefystef on Wed, 10/21/2009 - 10:35am.
I LOVE Christian Bale and he was right on the money about Tom Cruise. That's why Bale is an amazing actor because he can really tap into the others and sees the darkness in them.
Christian rules.
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TEAM CHRISTIAN ALL THE WAY!
I will see any movie that Christian is in b/c he is such a great actor. The Machinist is also another great but creepy movie.
ToomyGirl is wierd beyond wierd. I love Balki's comments about TommyGirl too. Cruise should have stuck with his old publicist who had the crazy reigned in. As soon as Tommygirl replaced his publicist with his sister, the crazy was released never to be bottled up again. I am waiting for Suri's tell all book, Daddy Dearest, in 20 yrs from now.
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I can totally see that, Christian Bale is HOTHOTHOT! I think Tommy Girl makes for great inspiration for actors learning how to be dead behind the eyes while acting.
"Is lame fish related to Gay Fish at all, because that would answer many of life's greatest douche mysteries." - MK
Yes, Bale gave off a strong "Xenu" vibe as Patrick Bateman (fake-ass friendliness + completely dead eyes)
He was absolutely brilliant in that role.
GD I'm gonna OD on Tommygirl shit today:(
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Submitted by easyaspie2 on Wed, 10/21/2009 - 9:53am.
I have never liked Bale but now I do. For him to be smart enough, a rarity in Ho-wood, to notice Cruise is a sociopath, is incredible. Most actors cant get their heads out of their own butts long enough to notice anything. Although I dont like Bale there is something about him that is attractive in a big way. Like Harvey Keitel and Hugh Laurie. Gross but I would do them and I dont know why! Help me!
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I would fuck Christian Bale in a heart beat. I would tie him on the bed and jump on him and really just bang him until we pass out. Pure heat.
I can understand Hugh Laurie too. It's the eyes, there is something so deep and incredibly sexual behind those eyes. And he's skinny. And skinny guys always have big johnsons.
Now, Harvey Keitel???? Okay, easyaspie2, you are sick. Really, really, sick *LOL*
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There's no crying in butt sex!- Michael K
sugar free: I also think that couple is scieno on the down low.
I used to love Will Smith - loved him - and now he has become so strange and ... aloof or removed.
I think that once the scieno has any bit of purchase on someone, it just spreads like a mold or rabies.
It amazes me that he spotted that so early on what everybody now knows, but didn't notice then: crazy grin, soulless eyes. And he made Tommygirl's signature look the basis for a serial killer performance. I knew I liked Bale for a reason.
I guess if you're a talented actor you might be more likely to spot when other people are faking.
The question is, does Patrick Bates get ice cream if there's no gay people around?
Hey!
TommyGirl paid good money for that 'vapid intensity'.
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i would add Will Smith and Jada. the way they pimp out their kids is vile.
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Raul Duke on Wed, 10/21/2009 - 9:14am.
So how's everyone smellin' today? Raul spent a few extra minutes in the the shower this morning to insure he arrived at the List mostly dick cheese and shit crumb free!
I showered and put vanilla oil so I smell yummy like a cupcake :p
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
I LOVE Christian Bale and he was right on the money about Tom Cruise. That's why Bale is an amazing actor because he can really tap into the others and sees the darkness in them.
Christian rules.
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There's no crying in butt sex!- Michael K
do it, MK. go for three.
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Never mind the hair. What about his teefs?!
I LOVE Christian Bale. He's incredibly talented, gives his all to his performances, keeps his private life private, and isn't afraid to tell it like it is.
The fact that he's hot as hell helps too LOL.
"Very intense friendliness with nothing behind the eyes" is an apt description of Tom Cruise.
~Life's a jest, and all things show it/I thought so once, but now I know it.
Aside from Bales "f-bomb" rant, this make me love him more.
*puts on tin foil suit*
I fear the wrath of Xenu.
I have never liked Bale but now I do. For him to be smart enough, a rarity in Ho-wood, to notice Cruise is a sociopath, is incredible. Most actors cant get their heads out of their own butts long enough to notice anything. Although I dont like Bale there is something about him that is attractive in a big way. Like Harvey Keitel and Hugh Laurie. Gross but I would do them and I dont know why! Help me!
Seriously I didn't think I could love Christian Bale anymore...but now, I do. *swooooooon*
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
My list of sh!ttiest parents, beginning with the worst:
Tommy Girl & KuntBot > the Heenes > the Grosslins > Brit Brit = OctoCrazy (the '=' sign represents a tie) > the Holy Brangelina pairing
Who am I missing??
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
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Bronson Pinchot and Christian Bale are tying it all together nice and neatly. First, BP talks about the weirdass comments Tommy would make, then you think about Patrick Bateman saying things like, "I have a lunch appointment with Cliff Huxtable at the Four Seasons," or "I have to return some videotapes" at totally random times. Man, there is no denying this shit about Tommy now, with it coming from totally independent sources like this.
Oh, and Patrick Bateman also told a prostitute to clean her vagina. Now that ties into dave Letterman Staff Fucker's OP topic of yesterday. The world is coming to an end, and it's not even 2012 yet!
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"Well, Brian, this is a very nutritious lunch. All the food groups are represented. Did your mom marry Mr. Rogers?" "Uh, no. Mr. Johnson."
Isabella and Connor were adopted by Kidman and Cruise. BUT Suri is the Chosen One.
Submitted by Flatbush Hooker... on Wed, 10/21/2009 - 9:04am.
Tom Cruise is gay
Katie Holmes was paid
Suri was turkey bastered or suri is in fact Chris Kleins kid ( WTF happened to him!?? quick someone check tommys fridge somewhere near his Activia corner maybe Chris is chilling there )
Dude, I don't know what happened to Chris Klein, but LOOK AT HIS HAIR: http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/135/15/chris-klein-hair-1.0.0.0x0.400x...
BUMMER DUDE.
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Stock Brocker,
You mean it was listening to The Carpenters that made me bent? Damn that 8-Track with "Yesterday Once More"!
every sha-la-la-la
Every wo-wo-wo
Still shines
Every shing-a-ling-a-ling
That they're starting to sing
So fine...
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Somewhere out there beneath the pale moonlight
Someone's thinking of me and loving me tonight
I tell you, I don't remember Tom Cruise even being on my show. My mind must've been elsewhere. Interns, ya know! *wink*
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 10/21/2009 - 9:02am.
Nice Seinfeld reference! =P
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