Basically, Katie Holmes Doesn't Dress Herself
Stepford Katie has already said that Tommy Girl smacks his lips, rotates his head and gives her the "Girl, no you didn't" eye whenever she's wearing a dress he doesn't approve of. Well, at last night's Elle's Women in Hollywood Tribute, Katie told UsWeekly that Suri is her main stylist and picks out most of her outfits. A three-old dressing a robot. There's a sitcom in there somewhere.
Katie said, "She loves clothes and picks out her own." Apparently, Suri even picked out the ensemble Katie's wearing here including that sheer blouse with the black bra. SURI THE HARLOT! In all seriousness, I'm not surprised to hear that Suri is Katie's stylist. I mean, I've always figured Suri had an intense fascination with the 90s (example: Katie's overuse of tight-rolled jeans).
One of Katie's friends (HA! Like she has those) said that Suri not only calls the shots when it comes to fashion. Suri is the BOSS OF EVERYTHING! The friend said, "Suri makes the rules and Tom and Katie go along with it. She is not a spoiled brat, but she is the center of their universe."
Xenu trembles in Suri's presence, because she really is the Queen of the Aliens. You know that kind of hurts Tommy since he's been forced to put away his "Queen of the Aliens" sash.
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At least Katie looks alive."
It's the blusher...
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Her outfit looks funny, but it's amazing what professional makeup can do for a worn-out Stepford Wife.
Ouch, that's a mess. Damn, Suri is like that so-called friend who says that you look great in something awful just so that every time you two go out, she's the better looking bitch.
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WRONG Bra. Coulda looked good, she screwed it up.
*ho-hum*
She needs a better bra too, her breasts are low-hangers.
If she gets put on the worst dressed list she can blame her kid. Sounds like tommygirl and katiebot and the nannies are raising a spoiled brat.
She has a pretty face. It's not like she doesn't have anything to work with.
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Now we are the crow which contemplated the silence...
She tries to go for that laid back 'I don't care' glamour look...but all she ever seems to achieve is the 'I have very expensive clothes but got dressed in the dark' look.
Maybe it's the miserable posture and 'Why am I here?'expression on her face that ruins it.
I dunno.
If she just had some attitude maybe it would work a little better.
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Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz . . . wake me up when this KuntBot is recycled into scrap metal.
And Suri is actually being merciful by only punishing the Bot for selling her out to a cult by picking out fugly clothes for her. I'd assume she'd get some ideas from The Omen by now :P
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She has a bruise on her arm and you KNOW it's where tom grabs her, third picture .
Her face looks better
She looks a lot better here, maybe she's getting a divorce and tom is handing the kid over!
I would blame my kid too if I suddenly realized that THIS was how I'd dressed myself one evening.
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Lisa Marie Presley (Elvis's daughter) is a very prominent Scientologist. Her Mom Priscilla is also. Lisa Marie was very pretty when young, but now she is a fat blimp.
By the way, she married Michael Jackson and tried very hard to convert him, but he refused to even visit Scientology Center, so they divorced after 13 months of marriage.
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"Suri makes the rules and Tom and Katie go along with it. She is not a spoiled brat, but she is the center of their universe."
1. Isn't that the definition of a spoiled brat?
2. If you have to say that a kid isn't a spoiled brat, you know they are.
Was an au pair/nanny for a wealthy family and now famous child. There is no reason Suri should be dominating the household. The parents are not operating from normal, from the heart reactions. Completely out of their minds programmed by their cult.
Suri seems full of vim and vinegar and like she would grow to be a powerhouse and be a great person, but not with cult parents. Her trip to the ice cream store was straight out of Roald Dahl. The Cruises' are breeding an insufferable child. Even the mother and grannie couldn't control her climging over the counter! WTFF!!
They must be so sedated to deal with it all. No normal reactions. Valium? Qualudes?
Suri is a mess. She needs real love. Not just oceans of the parents self love. She is suffocating from the parents desires for perfection, that simply do not exist. She should get to be herself, and then be told 'No!' like we were when we were little. Has Suri ever heard the word 'No'?.
I don't believe L Ron Hubbard had 'No' in his cult vocabulary. He kept that word for his own use exclusively. Just like most cults. Cult cult cult. Poor kid.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 6:49pm.
My point exactry!
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Now we are the crow which contemplated the silence...
At least Katie looks alive.
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Submitted by Few Words on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 7:52pm.
Wash & wear does not agree with her
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No, it's the BRAINwash and wear that doesn't agree with her....BRING BACK JOEY POTTER!!!
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Well, that explains everything.
KateBot needs to fire her child.
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Wash & wear does not agree with her
Go to BoRics for a haircut. Coupon in the paper
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 6:53pm.
I see your bad posture and bingo wings and raise you two cankles.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 6:53pm.
I see your bad posture and bingo wings and raise you two cankles.
Her outfit is screaming "Please don't look at my lunch lady arms"...She's giving us diversion, diversion diversion, but it's just not gonna work with the bad posture, awkward posing and lobotomy dead eyes...We need to look and something ample so your eyes go to the bingo wings....
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Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 6:07pm.
It looks like she's subtly trying to touch herself in the main pic, but in all fairness I'd masturbate constantly too, if my husband showed no interest in fucking me.
Hahaha. If you were married to Tom Cruise otherwise known as "The Diddler" masturbation is about the only sex you would get.
Suri has great taste!
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Tommy Girl needs to stop tryna sell us Katie as a fashion icon...She will never be thought of as anything other 'that chick who played Joey Potter on that show...what was it called?' and being his ex-wife some day....
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She looks terrible as usual.
Submitted by sparkys nemesis on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 4:59pm.
Like I couldn't tell Suri picks out her own clothes. Usually she looks like a street urchin!
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I agree! Suri usually looks like an extra from Oliver Twist or something.
All three of them need to get on their Xenu saucer and start fresh on a new planet.
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Her teeth baffle me. One day they look all snaggly and broken and weird, and then the next day they look straight and normal (like in that first pic)
She actually doesn't look bad here, except for that bra and cheap see-thru top.
oh blegck... who gives a fuck anymore? she's officially braindead.
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Submitted by Capitanne on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 4:47pm.
How did Katie's friends and family let her do it?
"Hi Mom guess what? I'm pregnant and the father doesn't want to marry me but Tom Cruise will and pay me $10M plus help my movie career a whole lot just like Nicole Kidman's! All I have to do is wear a fake belly for three months after I have the baby and convert to scientology!!! Isn't that great?... What do you mean your not happy for me? Mom?"
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She's used to slouching for Tom. It's going to mess up her posture.
Suri has a diabolical plan to uglify Katie - sort of like what Angelina is doing with Shiloh.
There can be only one Queen Bee.
It looks like she's subtly trying to touch herself in the main pic, but in all fairness I'd masturbate constantly too, if my husband showed no interest in fucking me.
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Now we are the crow which contemplated the silence...
LOL Diarrhia Angel I so remember that episode!! The kid would wish them away to the cornfield. Katie's dad turned into a scarecrow last Thanksgivin.
Katie has those locked in a trunk Scientology dead eyes but love the shoes.
at least it's semi transparent.....like her husband trans parent
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"She is not a spoiled brat..." HA! Sure as hell sounds like she is.
I can't believe tom would let her outta the house with an outfit that could possibly attract other closeted gay men.
Despite her larger calves which she can't really control, I do think she has an eating problem. She was thin pre-tom but she's just withered since. Don't blame her...she's gotta control SOMETHING.
Joey Potter stole my shoes. Suri has good taste.
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Suri sounds like a fucking storm of indulgence. No three-year-old should be in charge.
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yeah whenever i look at her i see sadness. her kid is a brat too. someone needs to get a strand of hair or a cupcake wrapper from suri and do a dna test
i think her tits look fine, thats how boobs are suppose to look like, plus she's a mom.
i'm not defending her, but she looks pretty good for a robot.
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She looks thin, but at the same time if you look deep like at her thick legs & fatty overhang above the elbows, she looks like she has potential to pork out someday. Good thing she runs marathons...Ha.
Wow.
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Crappy bra & even crappier tits...How could she not notice how saggy & old they look??
They really need to stop forcing this whole thing about 3 year old Suri having all this fashion sense. Lots of little girls love to play dress up & have some pretty solid opinions about what they want to wear & what they like on mommy, Suri doesnt sound so special to me.
Anyone ever seen the Twilight zone episode where that little boy ran an entire town? "Think happy thoughts".
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She obviously borrowed this from Hailey Glassman.
I mean, it's just so crystal clear.
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