Tuesday, October 20th 2009

Glamberace Isn't Afraid Of A Little Titty

Just because Glamberace prefers peen on his lips, doesn't mean that he gets the "ewwwws" in his glitter hole when he touches a tittay. I'm gayer than an episode of Small Wonder, and I have been known to journey into the land of boobies every now and again. Let's face it, no matter how you take your coffee, chichis are still fun to play with. Playing with chichis: America's favorite past(present and future)time! The same goes for peen, and everyone just needs to admit that already.

Anyway, in the new issue of Details Magazine (a straight magazine for gays), Glamberace gayhandles a nekkid woman by gropping her ladynipple and biting on her ladythigh. If you ever want to SCANDAL up a photo shoot, just throw in a nekkid lady. It works every time (not really).

And as much as these pictures wet my bitches (typo and it stays), I have to admit that KD Lang and Cindy Crawford did it better.

Visit Details if you want to read about Glamberace kissing ladies, being a slutbag and how he's sick of religious hos giving him crucifixes.

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Submitted by SPOCK on Wed, 10/21/2009 - 11:07am.

'Kay.

And I'm not just judging him on the makeup. I don't like the guy. He seems to be attempting too much to be flamboyant and edgy, and that's also what annoys me.

Yes, the eyeliner comment was judgmental, but it's an observation. In my experience, most men I've met that wear makeup are more misogynistic and vain than your average male. Just like the typical juiced-up guido jocks who spend hours at the gym, men who wear as much makeup as Adam Lambert does generally underlines an exaggerated importance on their appearance.

I wish I could think differently on the male/female duality, but men who focus that much on physical attributes are exclusive enough that in a sense it entitles them to such triviality.

By the way, I know how it feels to be judged. I dress gothic and wear dark makeup, but I choose to look this way. Everyone should look how they want in a non-professional setting, but shouldn't bitch about the attention it gets them. I've been teased for having a limp, and I'll tell you, THAT is more hurtful than any comment made about my clothes or makeup. I don't judge anyone based on their size, age, race, sexual orientation, handicap, religion, status, etc. but certain subcultures DO piss me off depending on how I interact with them, and if that makes me a tool, then too fucking bad.

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Now we are the crow which contemplated the silence...

"Adam, today you are going to confront the vagina." Without missing a beat, he shot back, "I’m down."

"He's just a very sexual guy, & he's not threatening to women. The surprise is that he's also a gifted songwriter."

"Lambert is wearing an outfit that looks like Johnny Rotten's closet had an orgy with Prince's dry-cleaning."

LOL, I LOVE this guy.

I don't care if you don't like his voice.

But when you call him a prick or an arrogant Ahole.....?! Uhhh......WHAAAAAAAAAT??????

FOR WEARING EYELINER LMAO?! Way to judge a book by it's cover. Pete f-n Wentz is an arrogant DBAG, Kanye West is a TOOL. Adam Lambert is not even close LOL! If the guy got any sweeter, I'd have freaking cavities.

Have you even watched ANY of his INTERVIEWS? He is so NICE. When asked who they went to for support, who they leaned on, who held the group together...why do you think all the other Idols said Adam? "He is always there for everyone. He's so fun to be around and gives amazing advice.--Adam Lambert is a sweetheart!-- Oh gosh, I adore Adam. He is always laughing and making others laugh. He is hilarious and crazy yet parental in that mature supportive way.--Adam is one of the sweetest people you will ever meet. He has quite the vibrant personality *lol*.--Adam makes me feel beautiful, always.--I honestly don't know if I'd have made it this far without Adam believing in me so much (Kris)."

Kris Allen's own brother said the following, "Out of all the Top 12, Adam and Kris were and are the closest, definitely. If you don't know Adam personally, the mystery is that him and Kris are very alike. They're both just loyal, honest, down to earth fun people who always want the best for everyone around them. Adam is so respectful to my mom, my parents love him, we all do. Him and his family are just incredible."

Kris said the following, "Adam is honest to God, one of the most amazing people I have ever met. He is so well-rounded. He is really supportive, talented, funny and genuine. I love the guy to bits, I can't see us ever losing touch."

When asked who he looks up to, Michael Sarver said "Adam. I've learnt a lot from him. I've learnt not to judge people without getting to know their nature first. Adam is one of the nicest, coolest people you will ever meet. He's taught me a lot. He's the epitome of a good guy."

So unless you can elaborate on your judgement, judging the guy based on EYELINER, makes YOU a serious tool. Damn.

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Submitted by aliana.lohan on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 4:33pm.

I don't find him ugly, but he just looks like such a prick. Seriously.

I've yet to meet a guy who wears eyeliner who I DIDN'T want to clock in the mouth.

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Submitted by just a floozy on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 5:11pm.
The only thing they are not doing is having sex.

I THINK I agree, if I get what you're saying. To me, it's not real, so it's weak; and it's not a fantasy, so it's weak. It's abstract or something.

Gay dudes macking on girls = hot (see Zachary Quinto & Uhura in the Star Trek movie). I don't know why that is and obviously there are exceptions.

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KD lang did it better, and looked way hotter shaving Cindy.

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KD lang did it better, and looked way hotter shaving Cindy.

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I can't stand this arrogant motherfucker!

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He is hot. Full stop. And very well spoken and has a great sense of humor AND... he is an amazing performer... I am as gay a female as they come, but come on now, who can deny the mega star power of this kid??? I don;t care whether you like him or not personally, or you like his music or his voice, the fact is, when he is on stage, he rocks.

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The only thing they are not doing is having sex.

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Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 3:53pm.
I didn't read any of the comments in this post, but how the fuck is this supposed to help the gay community? The only motifs I'm conceiving from these photos is glamorizing closeted homosexuality. How is that an advantage for GBLT's?

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maybe all the editors from gay magazines found him hideous / didn't offer him enough cash so he went ahead and posed with a woman instead

he's very unfortunate looking...i personally wouldn't touch him with a 20-foot pole dipped in shit

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*blinks*
Glambert can lick me up, down and around every which way to Sunday and back again anytime....

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I didn't read any of the comments in this post, but how the fuck is this supposed to help the gay community? The only motifs I'm conceiving from these photos is glamorizing closeted homosexuality. How is that an advantage for GBLT's?

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Now we are the crow which contemplated the silence...

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Submitted by Plecostomus on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 11:36am.

I like tits.
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i like you too big boy

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AnotherDirtyMartini's picture

I think the photos are hot! And I love him.

angel_i's picture

Who doesn't like tits? So bizarre.

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yeah great..let's photograph the gay guy with a naked chick and that will make all the closet cases feel better and the women can go on and on about their fantasy that gay men secretly desire them... blech !!

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MK wrote:

I'm gayer than an episode of Small Wonder, and I have been known to journey into the land of boobies every now and again. Let's face it, no matter how you take your coffee, chichis are still fun to play with.
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Mopa's picture

There was this boy in our neighborhood who always hung out with us girls. He and my best friend used to give lessons on kissing and feelings tits by kissing and him feeling her tits in front of us. It was like a class. We always knew he was a bit different than other guys and when he finally came out to us, it was so great! Turns out we all had a crush on the same guy. He said he still wanted to squeeze my friends tits, but didn't want to kiss anymore.

See, gays liking girl tits isn't some new fad. Kenny was feeling tits back in the 70's!

BTW, these pics are hot!

MizRo's picture

Migraine!! 30 lbs? You go honey - you must look even more beautiful!

And yes, most gay men LOVE breastesses.

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Submitted by GODNEY on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 11:14am.

i had a gay try to change with me one time cos he was only into guys, but i still wouldnt never let any of them see my tits of split peach unless they were gonna stick somethin up there.
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easyaspie2's picture

Why do they make women arch their backs like that? It looks like she is in full blown labor and about to puuuuush the baby out. He looks like her manly midwife ready to jump in and massage the perineum so it wont split like an old log.

StewieGriffin's picture

Epic fail. Yawn

Those pics are all kinds of hot.

That is all.

TexnDoc's picture

Details couldn't take that step of Adam in a 69 with a male model I see. How very edgy, fail.

I read the article - how very interesting he's a natural red-head. In the color photo you can see he has Phoebe Price arms coloring. Bet you can't find a ginge hair on his body today.

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You know the only thing he came out of this photo shoot with was a craving for seafood.

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Why does this model gross me out? I donno, I think it's the shape of her butt. It's pointy and round at the same time. I'm frightened.

Whatever's picture

Whatever. Yawn.

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No Words's picture

Hot pictures.

Me likey.

ISprainedMyUvula's picture

Oh, those pics are suxay!

Who cares if he's gay? He's playing a part in a GD photoshoot, not trying to claw his way back in the closet.

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i never ever have crushes on gay guys, but this one.. awww... he's sexyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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BangoSkank's picture

"A straight magazine for gays", should be on the cover of Details.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

I didn't spend six years in college and mess with that many psychotropic drugs without reading an issue or two of Details myself.

GODNEY's picture

i can't believe that there are GLITTER COWS HERE!

he is practically a glitter cow. there is nothing hot, sexy, or aanythin that might make a pussy slip and slide.

prissy little keebler elf who would be more concerned with his nails than he would be with attendin to buisness.

maybe you moos should look into lesbianism if you want to fuck a woman?

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Photochop or not, the guy is hot hot hot in the black and whites. Somehow, I can believe that somewhere in his past, he ate pussy for money and was damn good at it.

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pics are hot. I'll buy it

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Submitted by loozer on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 10:23am.
Actually, he is fair skinned under all that goop.
http://mix96tulsa.com/images/2009/04/adam%20lambert%20high%20school_l.jp...

He doesn't even look like the same person.

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Plecostomus's picture

As the curiously-absent jack-in-the-hat would say:
"SHOW US YOUR TITS!!!!!!!!"

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freebird's picture

TEAM TITS!

See, this is why I love MK's love of chichis, compared to that fat slug Perez who thinks they're gross.

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Submitted by Granny Frump on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 11:42am.

Suckandfuck, what's to love about tittays when you're gay? It's like taking a road to nowhere.
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Tits are hot.

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Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 11:00am.
"Because we love tits and you let us grab them because you're all like "LOL WHAT A FAG HEE HEE BUT I LOVE THE ATTENTION" because you're ALL WHOOORRRESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Suckandfuck, what's to love about tittays when you're gay? It's like taking a road to nowhere.
Actually I really don't even know why straight men like breasts. What's the point? Yet I know that many men have an unhealthy obsession with the breasteses.

This was brought home to me when I had my breast reduced from a DD to a C-cup. Guys approached me that I didn't even know to express their sorrow and disappointment at me for having the nerve to change my own body. One guy even called them "his twins." Unfortunately over the years I've gone back up to a D-cup.

I am, however, intrigued with MK's breast love. What could he possibly do with a titty?

SpiceDong's picture

Details is actually one of the few magazines that doesn't photoshop the complexion of the guys they feature on the cover as rule. Sometimes you can see every pore and scar on some of the guys who made the cover (Clive Owens and Tom Brady were the latest examples --both could have benefited from a little photoshop magic)...however, I guess even Details had to rethink that rule when faced with this guy's pock marks and blemishes...or maybe Adam demanded the Photoshop artiste gave him good skin on the cover for such a close up.

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Plecostomus's picture

I like tits.

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