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John & Edward Grimes - The Glittery Twins of X-Factor (aka The Divas of Dublin) - In the UK, they know what true entertainment is, or maybe they just love to torture their eardrums and violate their own eyeballs. Maybe it's a little of both.
But anyway, Simon Cowell called John & Edward's performance of Brit Brit's "Oops! I Did It Again," the worst piece of shit he's ever seen. Simon is obviously spinning lies, since you know that performance made the fur on his tits stand up and SALUTE! I know my peen hole could probably sing a better version of that song while gargling, but it could never put on a performance like that. I mean, the "scene" between the twins during their performance probably made Woody Allen smile. It's NOT RIGHT in a SO RIGHT kind of way. Judge for yourself:
And why is X-Factor so much fancier than American Idol? American Idol needs more polished brass luggage carts and big flames (I'm not talking about John & Edward).
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wow. just wow.
Intuition told me to watch it with the sound off and I have to say the only thing that was missing were them wearing an exquisite pair of lucite heels.
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Hot damn I've never heard Cheryl Cole speak before (don't watch X-Factor, don't like Girls Aloud), that voice does not match the face! I expected her to have some cute little girly voice, instead she sounds like she smokes a carton a day while guzzling jack on the local estate. Jebus she should never be allowed to open that gob of hers. No wonder those Hollywood execs laughed their asses off when she spoke. Kiss that dream of crossing the pond goodbye. That's an accent even Americans won't touch.
Their singing was complete shite.
That said, if autotune is good enough to Our Lady of the Cheetos, it's good enough for a paid of twin Irish glitter-babies. (But, please, no more live singing - it makes unicorns cry rainbow tears.)
"american idol" just seems so small scale when compared with "x factor". plus the acts in "x factor" are mostly just BETTER.
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I didnt even listen to this one - I just watched it. Whatever they sound like, these 2 dudes are WAY fuckin cute! Totally hot! Damn...all I could think of whilst watching them was how hot it would be to be in bed with both at the same time....fuck the music, the boys shud just hire themselves out for $500 an hour.
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I have to side with Simon Cow on that one. That was a pretty hideous performance. Of course they didn't give themselves much to work with. OOops I farted again would have been much more entertaining.
They're actually kind of hot for twinks. I'd watch a fifteen minute vid of them both getting pounded by Treasure Island Media top muscle daddies.
"You cross me again Rosie & I'll make a handbag out of you."
Awful. These "lads" were the topic of conversation on Irish radio yesterday, with some moron who went over to see them perform calling them "brilliant". Then calling people who disagreed "judgemental". Ok then!
And Cheryl Cole is gorgeous until she opens her mouth. Her accent makes her seem really uneducated. *sowwy*!
Thank God for making them Hot Sluts - I thought I was the only one who was seeing the homoerotic side of their performances.
In fairness to J&E, each week the X-Factor producers are making them perform a high energy dance routine whilst "singing". I imagine many of the other contestants would sound the same if they had to run around so much.
Next week they're doing Ricky Martin's "She Bangs" with the Big Band.
Horribly embarrassing...Thankfully, they are adorable looking, so they have that on their side.
I can't watch it. Their voices suck for singing.
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Simon ain't never lied.
That is like double the dilemma.
I barely survived a minute of that sonic fuckery.
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oh this is worst than watch and listening to Jeff Palmer(the porn star) try to sing and dance.... and that was like watching the exorist, and at least there was booze while watching
they put you in jail for wearing red shoes in East Hampton, it's a nasty republican town
the gayest thing I have seen so far and the day it's just beginning!
i get a strong incestuous vibe from these hot sluts too...however, on the plus side they are entertaining indeed and at least they sing better than Britney...well Britney doesn't sing so this is an improvement regardless.
"There's fucking going on at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue" - Wanda Sykes
why is it every sibling 'act' on X Factor looks like they're frantically shagging back stage? Same Difference were definitely at it, and I think these two are as well, FILTH!
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they look at each other same cross eyed way MK looks at a delicious meaty cock
they're totally sharing lollipops together,...
Ugh, they're utterly abhorrent.
Why Michael, why??
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Someone posted the link to this a couple days ago, I think when Wino's goddaughter performed. I just can't bring myself to watch it again.
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They sucked. Surely they must be straight. Gay boys would have glittered!!!! But then there's the red pleather suits. I'm confused. They still sucked.
No doubt that the boys can't sing or dance - they're simply deranged. Thank god they're cute. I hope they would have an orgy on stage.
The two female judges are totally useless!
@Ophelias evil twin: exactly! The voting shows are a money-maker for Furry Titty now, so expect an invasion of that.
The 26-year-old singer donned a trilby, sunglasses and a hooded duffle coat in a bid to remain invisible as she returned to America after causing outrage by appearing to mime during her rendition of hit track ‘Womanizer' on TV talent show ‘The X Factor'.
Angry fans branded the appearance - which marked her first performance on British TV in five years - "an absolute disaster". Britney also reportedly angered show chief Simon Cowell by refusing to watch the contestants perform her songs on the programme, and banned show judges - Simon, Dannii Minogue, Louis Walsh and Cheryl Cole - from coming into her room to meet her.
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thanks Princess, gonna check out her other stuff right now.
She is HOT
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the 'black chick' was Alexandra Burke, she won
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Britain LOVES GODNEY!
Brit did this show last year and people were goin fuckin nuts for her, before a group of scragg queens chased her outta a club - FREEAKS!
there was a black chick who did Toxic last year on this show and she was awesome.
SOLD OUT THE O2 as well, you just gotta make sure queen B gets to numba 1 with 3!
and then put these two hot sex offenders up there the next month!!!
Lets talk about biology,
Make believe youre next to me,
Phonography, phonography,
Talk that sexy talk to me,
Better make sure that the line is clean,
Keep it confidential, you and me.
Phonography, phonography,
Dirty talking, call it phonography.
TWINS to WIN! Everyone else is either a douche or a cunt or both! I would love to see the faces on everyone else if they lost out to this pair of incestuous freaks and their 'talent'
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AWESOME!
I HOPE THEY DO 3 NEXT WEEK!
Lets talk about biology,
Make believe youre next to me,
Phonography, phonography,
Talk that sexy talk to me,
Better make sure that the line is clean,
Keep it confidential, you and me.
Phonography, phonography,
Dirty talking, call it phonography.
I saw this last night, and could hardly watch even 15 seconds. My gawd, they suck.
word..
Douche bookends.
How many frickin shows does Simon Cowell have anyway? sheesh.
kudos for them for following Brit Brit's formula of success! Use loud gaudy costumes and stage props to distract people from shitty dancing and the no vocal talent!!
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just the first few seconds made last nights meal drop into my lower colon.
absolutely love Cheryl for pissing herself laughing during the entire performance
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Okay. They went on tv like that? All stupid and UNtalented? They thought their HAIR was a instant winner, or what? The suits?
I'd like to see them do that on seancody.
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Bottom-feeder.
Oh man that was rough.
Wow, that made me uncomfortable to watch...I liked how they were off beat at the same time; they really ARE twins!!!
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