THAT HAIR: RiRi Should Not Be Smiling

We've all watched Alien Princess RiRi drag her hair down the road to fuckery, but it's about time that an honest bitch in her life takes her hand and says, "Release that creature on your head back into the wild. Let it run towards its people!!!!" I mean, I thought I knew what was on RiRi's head, but now I have no idea! It's like a rat/cockatoo hybrid (a rat-a-too!) that fell out of Predator's asshole.

Does RiRi really want to look like Larry King after an electrical storm?

Somebody must do something! By somebody, I mean the ASPCA.

Here's RiRi's hair in various states of fugness as she arrives and leaves a photo studio in NYC yesterday.

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Submitted by Pet Llama Jimothy on Sat, 10/24/2009 - 1:17pm.

Trash.

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Submitted by LALALALOVE on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 10:15pm.

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA SHE DOES LOOK LIKE FUCKING LARRY KING!! Only you can figure these shit out, MK! You crazy ass motherfucker!

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Submitted by Centaurious on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 6:57pm.

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The moment I wake up
Before I put on my makeup
I say a little prayer for you
While combing my hair now
And wondering what dress to wear now
I say a little prayer for you

"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."

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Submitted by starsign on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 3:17pm.

Jesus H Christ that photo of Larry King scared the bejesus out of me. Someone send for a priest and a crucifix STAT! That guy must be a gazillion years old. And his poor wife has to wake up to that every damn day! Truly, truly frightening.

RiRi would have been a fashion icon in the 80's - to much hairspray, to much makeup, to much bling, to much everything.

Submitted by EvilShoe on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 2:59pm.

MissLoveInTx and greenfinch,

I've had mine for three years, and no problems at all. I've got a big paddle and a 1" Chi. :)

Submitted by KittenKatinCanada on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 1:18pm.

Submitted by Zonko on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 12:00pm.
That photo of Larry King is a work of art !!!!!

I smell mothballs and ben-gay when i look at it.
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I couldn't agree more. It's truly a thing of beauty.

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Submitted by original putas on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 1:13pm.

Maybe she does her hair that way in order to distract from her pathetic flat ass.

Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 12:40pm.

That hair is hideous. She looks like she should be picking up her food stamps in the hood somewhere in Baltimore.

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Submitted by YourClothesAreDead on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 12:34pm.

Wow.
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The purpose of existence is to maintain its purposelessness.

Submitted by AntBee on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 12:06pm.

Why won't y'all let RiRi and her Golden Lion Tamarin Hair be great?!

http://i.pbase.com/g3/15/373415/2/53798723.img_6013d.jpg

http://dropular.net/content/_fixed/xtvs989j34_3986266161_17d4a2d783.jpg

You so ugly, you look like you got superpowers

Submitted by Zonko on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 12:00pm.

That photo of Larry King is a work of art !!!!!

I smell mothballs and ben-gay when i look at it.

Submitted by Flatbush Hooker... on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 11:44am.

U know what... Rhianna is gorgeus and tries really hard but her voice
aghhh....if a girl didn't have good looks she wouldn't be screetching so much on my radio

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That aint crack pipe
thats my motherfucking Pez dispenser!

Submitted by QueenieBK on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 11:40am.

What does this chick DO other than parade around in fucked up clothes, with fucked up hair?

She's got a pretty smile, though ... too bad she screwed it up with that cotton candy pink Wet-n-Wild shit.

~Life's a jest, and all things show it/I thought so once, but now I know it.

Submitted by gia on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 11:10am.

Brassy! I hate when people with dark hair bleach it out & leave it all brassy. She should just pull an Amber Rose & shave that mess off.

Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 10:35am.

Submitted by EvilShoe: "You can bet money that if I walk into a salon to get my hair done I will wait hours for the glitter gay to do it over a woman."

Not me. Every time I've had a gay guy do my hair, I get cheated. Last time, he was trying to upsell me to get highlights and special conditioning treatments and shit. I said I am too busy and broke to maintain color, and that I just wanted a cut. He got all snippy and pissy with me and chopped off a lot more hair than I wanted. I don't need that kind of attitude. If I'm paying you, you do what I ask.

Submitted by TheBreakdown on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 10:25am.

It's official:

Kate's possum is attacking stars left and right.

These bitches better invest in some helmets!

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Submitted by Vern on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 10:22am.

Hi Lotta!
I meant the Spanish film, I would never dis Bowie!

Jermajesty's Secret Service

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 10:11am.

I really really really really really really hate her style.

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You don't know what you started when you mixed it up with mine
Are you ready for the final solution?

Submitted by Green Is Good on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 9:57am.

Why does Riri go out of her to fug herself up?

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Póg mo Thóin >:)

Submitted by DiamondDawg on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 9:56am.

WHY is this beyotch always being photographed? The Who Fucking Cares News.

Submitted by SpiceDong on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 9:41am.

that pic of Larry King is awesome yet terrifying.
Rihanna is not that far behind in the scary dept.

It burrrrrrrns!!!! - Miss Coco Peru
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKNZICoKSdA

Submitted by NaNoop on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 9:14am.

That hair= STOP! DROP! and ROLL!

Submitted by whole lotto luv on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 9:13am.

Submitted by Vern on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 8:12am.

Larry King looks like the guy from Labyrinthe.
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No, 150 years from now, David Bowie will still look 500 years younger than Larry King.

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"Well, Brian, this is a very nutritious lunch. All the food groups are represented. Did your mom marry Mr. Rogers?" "Uh, no. Mr. Johnson."

Submitted by Bowchickawawa on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 9:04am.

You gotta love the totally not-impressed bystanders in the background of a couple photos, drinking their coffee outside of work, watching this fuckery without so much as a look of vague interest on their faces! New Yorkers are not riled up by much and I love that!!

Submitted by Dgrin on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 9:02am.

Submitted by TexnDoc on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 7:53am.

I think she might already be a Derek J 'happy' customer,lol just kiddin' I love Derek J,can't wait to vote for hot slut and get him queened!

Submitted by foosrock on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 9:00am.

I can't agree that gay hairdressers are better. It seems to me they're more into the fake, fake, fakery as oppose to working with your own hair. I wouldn't trust anyone who believes a woman should look like a 13yr old boy with big fake boobs!.

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Submitted by Im a Princess on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 9:00am.

Um yeah...that is bad!

Submitted by Dgrin on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 8:54am.

all she has to do a britney all throughout her head.She does have the facial structure to sport a bald head and still look sexy.

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 8:49am.

Finally... some JO material! I LOVE YOU LARRRRRRRYYYY!!!! lololol mornin bitches!
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And your friend.... your friend tried to make it with that cow... I wanna party with you cowboy.

Submitted by whole lotto luv on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 8:48am.

Maybe she's dressing up as a ram for trick or treat. That light lipstick color, ugh, looks like she been sucking on sidewalk chalk.

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"Well, Brian, this is a very nutritious lunch. All the food groups are represented. Did your mom marry Mr. Rogers?" "Uh, no. Mr. Johnson."

Submitted by kanderso on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 8:41am.

RiRi, please stop with the hair. I want to love you, but you're making it difficult.

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Submitted by greenfinch on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 8:33am.

Submitted by MissLoveInTx on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 8:32am.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 8:23am.

are they good? i heard they break easy? i have a ghd and i loves it.

http://www.ghdhair.com/

Submitted by MissLoveInTx on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 8:32am.

Submitted by EvilShoe on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 8:23am.

I keep hearing great things about the Chi and I want onee sooooo bad! I'm rubbing my coins together to get one. the cheapest one Ive seen was on sale for 99.99!

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Submitted by greenfinch on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 8:28am.

Submitted by EvilShoe on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 8:17am.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 7:53am.
i had a male hairdresser for years, and my hair was always great, but then i started seeing this woman and she makes it look nice color wise and what not but my hair is fried and i have had to cut it all off and im superpissed about ...therefore i am in the market for a new male hairdresser

Submitted by nina on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 8:27am.

Yeah, I get that she is trying to be unique and I appreciate that,but NO.Just NO.That hair is all sorts of wrong.

.....I'm not your bitch, don't hang your shit on me....

Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 8:26am.

Submitted by EvilShoe on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 8:14am.
She looks like a fucking ram who got a hold of a clearance, out-of-date haircolor at CVS.

LMAO and the Wet and Wild lipstick!

I still love you Ri Ri! ♥♥♥

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Submitted by Few Words on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 8:25am.

Some hay to go with that hair?

Submitted by EvilShoe on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 8:23am.

Submitted by MissLoveInTx on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 8:20am.

I love it when you find the right one to work that flat iron. I use a Chi iron and I love it.

Submitted by simoneenomis on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 8:23am.

That hair does nothing but accentuate her tenhead. She looking as alien as ever.

Submitted by freebird on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 8:21am.

Submitted by Raul Duke on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 8:15am.
Submitted by GODNEY on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 7:54am.
Your potty mouth gets Raul hotter than Georgia asphalt! And you just won a free ride on my Love Slug!
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BWAAAH! My visual of the love slug looks kinda like the Caption This pic! LOL Raul!!!

Submitted by MissLoveInTx on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 8:20am.

Submitted by EvilShoe on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 8:17am.

ITA- the only stylist that now does my hair is a woman and that's ONLY due to the fact that she was suggested to me by a drag queen, lol. She specializes in doing hair for drag shows and bitch can WORK a flat iron!

Submitted by muddy hands on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 8:20am.

bitch needs to go back to the island she swam away from.

Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 8:20am.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuhRhFyu-Bs

Submitted by freebird on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 8:19am.

LOL! I thought that was a random old lady, not Larry King! Her skin looks great. Her hair looks fried - and this made me guffaw (not sure what that is, but I'm sticking to it) "Release that creature on your head back into the wild. Let it run towards its people!!!!"

Submitted by snarkychyck on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 8:18am.

I really don't see what the fuck someone's race has to do with hair stylin...but whatever. All I know is that all of my hairdressers have been black women and not one of them would approve of that fuckery on top of riri's head.

Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 8:18am.

Please, she knows the stupider she looks, the more she gets photographed. Famewhore for sure.

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Submitted by EvilShoe on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 8:17am.

Submitted by TexnDoc on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 7:53am.

I'd bet my bottom dollar her hairstylist is a black woman. You can take that as racist, but it's not. Just a realization no gay male hairdresser would let her look like that.
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I don't take it as racist. You can bet money that if I walk into a salon to get my hair done I will wait hours for the glitter gay to do it over a woman. Glitter gays know their shit and they spend quality time on you and get tipped very well by me. I don't fuck around with my hair, its get pampered.