The Dog Whisperer: The Sitcom
The executives over at FOX obviously didn't learn anything from the shit show that was Emeril!, because they have decided to develop a half-hour comedy sitcom based on The Dog Whisperer. FOX needs a new pack leader.
Wilmer Valderrama, who is best known for dating every young vagina in Hollywood, will play the title role. Emily Kapnek, one of the executive producers of Hung, will write and direct the show. The real dog whisperer Cesar Milan will serve as one of the producers.
Wilmer probably thinks he's perfect for this, because in his mind his peen has tamed hundreds of bitches. You know he totally calls himself The Vagina Whisperer.
And Wilmer does have a lot of experience working with slobbery beasts who dry hump anything that stands since he worked with Ashton Kutcher for all those years. So, I guess this sort of makes sense (not really).
Source: Variety
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The only thing that would make this show funny is to have unruly pit bulls attacking celebrity vaginas and peens.
Wow, just what I wanted for Christmas...Wilmer's lisp for 30 mins in a non humurous setting. Thanks Santa!
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If Shia LaBeouf and a gay-faced bobcat from the 1980s had a meth baby..... Stun. Ning.
Submitted by anon on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 3:54am.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9u6aMPzd0A
this is so funny, though evil!!!
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hilarious.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9u6aMPzd0A
this is so funny, though evil!!!
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This idea stinks of epic poo fail. He was only popular 5 years ago with tweens, and since he's turned into an egomaniac and manslut to Z listers who the hell is going to be his audience? Watch the real guy who is actually good with animals, instead of some washed up voice over actor everyone has forgotten about except his mom, who wants her check on the first.
Entertainment sucks right now, not an original idea out there, it's embarrassing that someone green lighted this crap.
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OOHHH Please I beg you guys to watch this video. This super drunk and fucked up guy walks into a bottle shop and tries to buy beer... he is so beyond wasted... what is he ON??? Please do watch you would be proud Michael K :)
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CRINGE.
Condi !
Nice analogy!! I’m trying to watch Bourdain now….and I just want to kick him in the nuggets. Brad Cooper….different nugget action.
This show, if it makes it to print, is failllllllllllll. Manny the nanny should fade away..should have a loong time ago.
Still a fan of Milan.
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"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much." ~ Oscar Wilde
Didn't Fox also do that terrible chef show based on Anthony Bourdain's Kitchen Confidential? Yeah, he was played by Bradley Cooper - spot on casting there. You're right, Mike - these shows never work - they're always false and idiotic.
Aaaannnnd...
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My generation would like to break up with you" ~ Jason Chan.
Wilmer Valderrama must be Scott Baio's apprentice in H-wood douchebaggery.
huh
Coma Caca!!
@ TiTs -
I'm not saying it's a bad thing - just sayin'.
Put a choke chain on Cesar Millan's sadistic ass! That evil bastard doesn't deserve anything but a cattle prod up his no-no.
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"You can't trust a ho as soon as they start covering their body parts with that Ed Hardy fuckery."
That poor dog does not look amused.
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Am I alone or does no one else really get the premise of this show? How do you make a sitcom out of training dogs? It's a reality show essentially for crying out loud; are they THAT desperate for a new show that they'll just make up anything? This sounds worse than that "Cavemen" show...
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Submitted by ScarfnBarf on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 9:31pm.
Caeser looks like he is wearing assless pants, shaves his balls, and he's uncircumcised.
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you say that like ball shaving is a BAD thing. It isn't. I will give you the assless pants though.
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Submitted by TITS on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 9:18pm.
*hurls*
Caeser looks like he is wearing assless pants, shaves his balls, and he's uncircumcised.
JustJack - maybe that ISN'T a bad orange tan on her after all?
...things that make you go hurl.
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I bet if you threw a pie tin in the air and screamed Roswell!, his dumb ass would come running. ~ Ford Prefect
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 8:40pm.
Peanut butter, maybe Samho used that too!
Cesar should have spent a little more money and gotten a larger doggie to wear a bullet proof vest and protect him.
Submitted by mike on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 8:30pm.
Submitted by JustJack on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 8:22pm.
Which one of them banged Blohan. wilmer or ceaser or both?
You're discounting the dog?
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HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
that was great mike.
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You've got a chemistry class - I want a piece of your mind
You don't know what you started when you mixed it up with mine
Are you ready for the final solution?
Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 7:19pm.
WOW A SHOW WITH WILMER! TV JUST GETS BETTER AND BETTER!
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hahahahaha...now get outta of my head.
Submitted by mike on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 8:30pm.
Submitted by JustJack on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 8:22pm.
Which one of them banged Blohan. wilmer or ceaser or both?
You're discounting the dog?
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*hand over mouth laughing*
gee... i dunno... are you thinking 'peanut butter'? I am.
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I bet if you threw a pie tin in the air and screamed Roswell!, his dumb ass would come running. ~ Ford Prefect
Submitted by mike on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 8:30pm.
Oops, you're right.
Caesar is a dog abuser??? wtf??? now that would truly suck.
Wilmer... haven't seen him forever. who cares? this show will fail.
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Submitted by JustJack on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 8:22pm.
Which one of them banged Blohan. wilmer or ceaser or both?
You're discounting the dog?
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Which one of them banged Blohan. wilmer or ceaser or both?
Oh please. Two words: FUCKING BALONEY.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Hmm...I love Milan. I've followed him for years and don't see him as abusive. When you're dealing with a 120lb rottie, "No, bad dog" and a finger wag will get you nowhere. Just my opinion.
What I find abusive is the protection phase of schutzhund training/testing....
Handy Manny is still around??? Who knew?!?!
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"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much." ~ Oscar Wilde
Submitted by justjane on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 7:39pm.
Is Cesar abusive to dogs?
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No. Just babies.
Tigerlilly on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 7:44pm.
This dude tapped an underaged Blohan...I sense a hint of Essance de Polanski wafting off of him...You just wait...
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Haaahaaaahaaaaa,
well you do have an excellent sense of smell.
I can see that about him though.
This dude tapped an underaged Blohan...I sense a hint of Essance de Polanski wafting off of him...You just wait...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Is Cesar abusive to dogs? I've only seen his show a few times...he's got a little "silver fox" in him though.
Nicholas Dodman, program director for the Animal Behavior Clinic at the Cummings School of Veterinary Medicine at Tufts University and author of "Dogs Behaving Badly," goes even further. He calls Millan's techniques "abuse."
Read more: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2006/10/15/CMGPHL9D1N1....
xoxox
The war isn't working.
That's a great idea! Put a guy who bragged about killing cows with a hammer on a show about helping animals.
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cesar milan is a dog ABUSER fuckhead
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The war isn't working.
Submitted by blueangel on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 7:25pm.
That 70s Show, he played FES.
Foreign
Exchange
Student
Wilmer Valderrama? Who is he? In this pic he looks like Diddy or Diddly or whatever he calls himself now.
WOW A SHOW WITH WILMER! TV JUST GETS BETTER AND BETTER!
What's next? A new show called the "Coke Whisperer"
Now the real question is, can Fez even get a dog to sit?