Monday, October 19th 2009

Hot Slut Of The Week: Derek J

Birthday: 1982ish
Age: 27
Birth Name: ?

Original Date of HS of the Day: October 16, 2009
Claim to Fame: Derek J is a hairstylist/wig-tamer in Atlanta who became a fashion icon to all after he made a came on The Real Housewives of Atlanta. Derek J still makes my gay bone tingle at all hours of the night (not like that!). If you ever need a healthy supply of glitter and glamour injected into a boring ass event, invite Derek J!

Where is he now? Most likely ransacking the BBW and shoe sections at a designer discount department store. Bitch will destroy a TJ Maxx "just in" designer section like NOBODY ELSE!

Why is he Hot Slut of the Week? Look at him! If this amazing Tasmanian He-Devil doesn't make you feel things you've never felt before, then I don't even know!

(Image via Derek J's MySpace)

Posted by: Michael K


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freshfacestripper's picture

Why is he Hot Slut of the Week? Look at him! If this amazing Tasmanian He-Devil doesn't make you feel things you've never felt before, then I don't even know!
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TheBreakdown's picture

This pic is exactly what's wrong with the ATL.

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this is my first time commenting on a dlisted post and i'm glad it's for this hot bitch. LOOK AT HIM.

this has been my favorite HSOTW in a MINUTE. thank you MK, thank you.

WhiskeyRiverGirl's picture

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little_rascal's picture

He looks like he needs to pee very badly.

the clenched "i speak without opening my mouth pose" is enough...

um reeter, you are sadly blinded.

i love the whole "i'm can't close my lips because my tongue is too big" expression in all his pictures.

smokeybaconflavour's picture

Why? Why? Why? I can't think of anything else to say about this guy other than WHY?!!?!?!?!??!!!??!!!
Is he tucking? Where is his wiener?

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TITS's picture

I like the anklet - reminds of that crap some women put on wine glasses. It says 'uncork me' with a quivering lip.

Still mad about the Aussie chick and her girls not winning. *shakes fist*

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Mitchymitch's picture

i like this guy, but not really this outfit. whats up with the green shorts/ pink heels/ gold purse/ gold chain/ come hither face......everything.

i do have to applaud him for sporting 4 different looks: whore, gangsta, socialite, camel toe.

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TITS's picture

Mr Mercury, why would a guy accost you in a bathroom in a GAY club? Strikes me as a titch tacky.

I mean, isn't that one of the nice parts about going to a gay club? Not having to slum it out in a toilet? Or does having ones willy naked in the air bring on uncontrollable lust?

Men are weird.

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Mr. Mercury's picture

This shithead makes me sorry I'm gay. I'm sure this this is the desperate cockgrabber that accosted me in that "we never close" afterhours club in Atlanta some time back. It was in the bathroom, in case you're interested.

"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"

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MAD's picture

people born in the 80s are almost 30??? How OLD AM i????

Why isn't he pursing his lips? And why isn't he wearing fake design sunglasses while at the same time pursing his lips?
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little_rascal's picture

I'm confused. Is this person a man or a woman? Is it some kind of cross dressing person?

TITS's picture

ROBBERY~!!! SHEER UNADULTERATED FUCKERY GOING ON HERE!!!

This means that delicate flower from Australia DIDN'T WIN!!!

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"I was not sucking his dick - and it's pretty obvious that wasn't the case ... you only have to look at the mark on my chest. Clearly I had my seatbelt on, so it's impossible that I'd be leaning over sucking his dick unless he is hung like a donkey or I've got a fucking rubber neck. If it was true I'd just cop it sweet and think 'how embarrassing, I got caught sucking someone's dick' - but it is not true and that's what is pisses me off. It may have looked bad when police first arrived as my girls were hanging out all over the place. I also had a $5 note wedged between my boobs so they probably just assumed I was a sex worker or something and he'd already paid me. But $5 is a bit cheap for a head job."

pure poetry.

*cuts evil side-eye at MK*

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I bet if you threw a pie tin in the air and screamed Roswell!, his dumb ass would come running. ~ Ford Prefect

easyaspie2's picture

Being female I have never understood why men, lovely men, would want to wear the very items that torture women - high heels and bras. We hate them. As bad as bound feet. He looks like Miss Piggy in them.

Green Is Good's picture

To quote Monty Python: "I think he's got beautiful legs!".

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hotmess119's picture

I completely cosign this hot slut. I love Derek J.
Last week I was in TJ Maxx with my 4 year old daughter, and this really old and unfortunate looking Asian dude wandered down the shoe aisle and was perusing the size 8s. He tried on a pair of 6 inch turquoise platforms and started sashaying up and down the aisle. He even twirled at the end of the walk, and flipped his purse over his shoulder. It was the strangest yet most interesting thing I have seen in ages. My daughter just stood there bug-eyed.
After all that, he didn't even buy the shoes.

Auntie Mame's picture

How dreeeaadful!

"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09

Derek is also in Chris Rock's movie 'Good Hair' and his glittering fierceness is all over the place! Watch and be thrilled!

madonnabeso's picture

and is that chicken grease on that fat motherfuckers shirt?
i hate when you can look at someone and tell they have a lisp
i bet he does

madonnabeso's picture

i'm tired of this fat crusty lookin bitch!
BORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, he makes me feel things I've never felt before all right... I'm just not sure if they are good or bad...

iverge's picture

Gutter TRASH back-up from the Mississippi river!

putas's picture

I've met a lot of exceptionally homely gay men who parade around thinking they're hot. What is that all about? It's amazing.. they have self esteem, i'll give them that. But you are not beautiful.. sorry.

The hot gays I've known are less prone to the ridiculous over the top 'look at me I'm so sexy' antics. Maybe b/c they don't need to convince themselves, they just know they're hot.

MizRo, I have dry skin too and use Neutrogena sesame oil right from the shower while the skin is still wet...or you can mix in a few drops with a lotion.

Untamed Shrew's picture

Submitted by MizRo on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 3:41pm.
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Might be too late, but I use Alpha Keri Shower & Bath Oil. Smooth it on right after showering.

Thank you for all the tips, ladies!

MizRo's picture

PS: DD - if I drink any more water, I'm going to have incontinency! Girl, I drink at least a gallon and a half a DAY.
I was told to try safflower oil too...

See you tomorrow!! *smooch*

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Submitted by MizRo on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 3:41pm.
DD: I bought Love's Babysoft at CVS
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Wow. I thought they stopped making it. I've been going to Walgreens all this time. Thanks for the tip!

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Submitted by MizRo on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 3:33pm.

DD: I need moisturizer for my body and especially, my legs! *muah*
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If it's really bad, you can try an oil at night like Vitamin E. You can get a small bottle that will last for ages at any whole foods market, then use a lotion in the morning.

ALSO - HUGELY IMPORTANT - you might want to drink more water. It *really* helps!

MizRo's picture

DD: I bought Love's Babysoft at CVS.

Baby moisturizers smell so yummy...

Thank you all - I will let you now the results of my moisturization tests.

Have a great day and be well and safe!

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Submitted by Reeter on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 3:27pm.
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In the wintertime, I use Baby Magic creamy baby oil. (in the baby section @ Target) It works really well on dry skin, but it is greasy.
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That's where I buy my lotions!! The baby section at Target! I even use the Baby Magic lavendar and chamomile wash/soap. I love that baby stuff! I totally love LOVE'S BABY SOFT cheap perfume, but I haven't been able to find it in AGES.

MizRo's picture

pinkdoodoo2: will do, love - thank you so much. *big hug*

LuxLuv's picture

Gir'friend IS lookin' a tad ash-y, but other than that, she's got MY vote.

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MizRo's picture

Thanks Hekki! I've heard Kiehl's is the bst for quite some time now. I will have to wait till I get a job to buy it though - but it should be soon! *hug*

DD: I need moisturizer for my body and especially, my legs! *muah*

pinkdoodoo2's picture

Submitted by MizRo on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 3:28pm.
wow. Thank you all my sweets!! This dry skin is itchy and flaky - I'm rather shocked because I've always had oily skin... now, I'm parched
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Also get your thyroid levels checked. Chronically dry skin all of a sudden could be a symptom of hypothyroidism.

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MizRo's picture

We'll have a panel on the merits/detractions of each moisturizer a la DD!!

Thanks to all of you informative people, CVS will "love me long time" when they see all the moizturizers I'm buying!! Gotta put those rewards to work!

DiamondDawg's picture

I like Oil of Olay Regenerist for night, too.

Mizro - are you asking about body lotion or face lotion?

There are times when I've used the greasy face creams for body. It worked for those super dry days in AZ. I'm now on the gulf coast, so I don't need so much lotion anymore.

Hekki's picture

MizRo: I'll tell you what IS all it's cracked up to be. Kiehl's Creme de Corps. I got some as a gift and it is really fantastic. You have to use it every day and it's fucking pricey. But it's the only thing that I would pay good money for.

FireCat's picture

MK, he made a "CAME" ? Is that one of those intentional typo's?

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