Monday, October 19th 2009

Afternoon Crumbs

Adrianne Curry as Princess Lame-O. Yes, I'll be here all week - Hollywood Tuna

Dear Hasselcrack, your baby didn't see your nipple, because he'd be frowning instead of smiling if he did - Just Jared

Californication should just change its name to EvaAmurristittication already - Egotastic!

Gretchen and Slade take their pr stunt relationship to the pumpkin patch (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

The noise isn't from Vadge dancing, it's from the nutsacks of her victims screaming and pounding for help - Popeater

James Franco wants to dick slap himself in the face. Sort of. - Towleroad

Please tell me Marisa Miller is butt burping - Popsugar

Elisabetta Canalis must have a strap-on permanently attached to her crotch - Lainey Gossip

Personally, I think Mutya should form a new trio called the Sugabrows - Holy Moly!

Nothing says "I love you" in Lohan-talk like a restraining order - Celebitchy

John Stamos was just fucking drunk in Australia - Hollywood Rag

JLove is a poet - I'm Not Obsessed

Anna Wintour has gone full CRAZY, because Ashlee Simpson is going to be in Vogue - Socialite Life

Sarah Michelle Gellar must have gotten the post-baby Posh special - SOW

Can Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher join the Shrek 4 cast? - ICYDK

Xtina's gayelle fantasies - Cityrag

Posted by: Michael K


Andraya's picture

Did you guys know Eva Amurri is Susan Sarandon's daughter? When I found that out it all made sense that a buttahface like her could get a big part on Californication. Looks like her mom, same boobs but I think her mama is prettier.

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Ashlee Simpson IN Vogue is different than Ashlee Simpson on the COVER of Vogue. I need to know which it is here MK.

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WildBee's picture

MK, say congratulations to Elisabeth Hasselbeck and her husband on the arrival of their son. Wish them well.

I've been a fan of yours for a couple of years and it appears to me you're turning into a bitter old queen.

So sad.

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Submitted by toni on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 5:49pm

Seth Rogan said he was the only one from the Pineapple Express crew who wouldn't smoke and apparently doesn't like to around it, which is weird because he looks perma high.

toni's picture

I dont remember his peepee prosthetic in Milk, no way, thats just his cover story for having a mask of one. SERIOUSLY- is there anything he cant do? he's going to be a soap star who has his own homemade fake penga and absolootely has good weed, perfect man in my book.

Khensu Hetep's picture

I'm sorry, but I don't find Eva Amurri to be pretty at all.

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stake_spike's picture

Is Wintour trying to run Vogue into the ground before they replace her?

Seriously her celeb choices of late have been questionable. I mean Alex Curran is showing up over on Vogue UK and for what? Being a nail technican (love that term) who hit the lottery and married a footballer? The bitch dresses... well like a WAG. All money, no taste.

Khensu Hetep's picture

Christina Haguilera's sexuality: Beating a dead horse since 2000. YAWN. Trying hard enough? What's her deal anyway? Between making an appearance at the pumpkin patch (where attention whores flock to be "candidly" photographed this time of year?) and leaking statements about her sexuality, does this silly twat have an album to promote or what?

Is Adrienne Curry related to Tim Curry? She looks like they could be related.

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kittycatastrophe's picture

Adrienne's boob job is heading towards the equator. I thought she was pretty and could turn the Ty Ty reality show stint into steady commercial and TV work but she didn't seem interested in doing the hard work.

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putas's picture

Adreinne goat curry needs to fix her nose situation. Bulbous and not a good fit.

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Submitted by yepyepyep on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 3:31pm.

they just boobs im considering a reduction :p
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It's just webcame (typo and it stays) :D You'll need a second opinion! :)

kayray's picture

Uh, no. Carrie Fisher filled that thing out a hell of a lot better than this chick does. Scrawny and no hips.

yepyepyep's picture

suckandfuck on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 3:28pm.

Submitted by yepyepyep on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 2:50pm.

I kinda have her boobs, im a 30 DD so is that considered saggy because im embarrassed that mine arent as perky and they are like hers
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they just boobs im considering a reduction :p

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Submitted by yepyepyep on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 2:50pm.

I kinda have her boobs, im a 30 DD so is that considered saggy because im embarrassed that mine arent as perky and they are like hers
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Bowchickawawa's picture

Eva Amurri has very pretty boobies and they look real too...butter face!

yepyepyep's picture

ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 2:54pm.

Prepare for your webcam offer from suckandfuck in 3...2...1...

no webcam im serious damn its ok dont answer

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angel_i's picture

I think she's too skinny here too.

This is better...
http://thesuperficial.com/2007/07/adrianne-curry-playboy-mansion-01.jpg

But she has a hot bod. She just totally doesn't deserve it, somehow.

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ISprainedMyUvula's picture

Submitted by yepyepyep on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 2:50pm.
question: about Eva Ammauri
I kinda have her boobs, im a 30 DD so is that considered saggy because im embarrassed that mine arent as perky and they are like hers
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MizRo's picture

sushi: I agree with Curry being too skinny.

Albatross: I sooo agree! Is Wintour out of her mind? Um, sorry, she IS. Posh must be seething; she's been dying to get on that cover for YEARS.

I'm sick of Canalis.

I've crushed on Stamos for years.

The Sunshine Gang's picture

Adrienne Curry is hot if you like a tubular body with no hips and saggy boobs

M.E.'s picture

Blohan obviously does not want help.

Solaera's picture

Ugh. Eva Amurri may have big cans but she is FUG-ly.

loozer's picture

Franco, you tease. Quit Playin' Games With My Heart.

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yepyepyep's picture

question: about Eva Ammauri
I kinda have her boobs, im a 30 DD so is that considered saggy because im embarrassed that mine arent as perky and they are like hers

Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"

Adrianne looks way too skinny. Not a good look on her.

Eva Amurri is HOT.

Raul Duke's picture

Eva Amurri I'd slapfuck that little slapfucker. ************************************************************************************* He that maketh an ass of himself should not feel ill of those who ride him!

angel_i's picture

LOL! Oooh. Michael Lohan picks up quick:

On Saturday, Michael told the photo agency X17, “I’m going to see the judge this week…If I can’t get a conservatorship, then I’m going to take her to an undisclosed location and get her straight. But I know I’m gonna get charged [with] kidnapping.”

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Raul Duke's picture

Shrek 4, why? Too many unanswered questions from the first 3?************************************************************************************* He that maketh an ass of himself should not feel ill of those who ride him!

Albatross's picture

Why does Ashlee Simpson keep getting work? She's not talented or attractive.

And Adrianne Curry wishes she was as cool as Carrie Fisher.

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ISprainedMyUvula's picture

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Raul Duke's picture

Nice collar, I hope Peter Brady left some water in her bowl. ************************************************************************************* He that maketh an ass of himself should not feel ill of those who ride him!

angel_i's picture

Why do I feel like God gave Adrienne Curry that body by mistake?

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Submitted by RecessVillain on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 2:25pm.

I feel you S&F... lets tag team Franco.
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RecessVillain's picture

I feel you S&F... lets tag team Franco.

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suckandfuck's picture

This is easy. Franco gets fucked. That porn stache is boner fukken city.

Fuckin crazy how Uncle Jesse manages to maintain the heat after so long.