THAT BITCH: The Kate Bosworth Edition
Just a quick minute ago, there were rumors that Alexander Skarsgard and his True Blood co-star Evan Rachel Wood were dating on the down low. Well, Askars loves to spread the hotness, because now Radar is saying that he might be getting loose with another co-star, Kate Bosworth.
Kate and Askars, who just finished shooting a movie together in Louisiana, were acting all couple-like at the Spike TV Scream Awards in Los Angeles this past Saturday night. After Kate presented Askars with the Best Villain award, they "canoodled" backstage. Some witness said they were whispering in each other's ears while holding hands.
Spokeswhore for both of them say they are just fweeeeeeendz.
Askars knows he's the peen of the moment, so he's just having a little fuck time fun. That's all this is. If he isn't serving Evan Rachel Wood a plate of his Swedish meatballs, then he's letting Kate Bosworth lick on his homemade Blodkorv. Although, I'm a little concerned for Kate. Bitch is the size of a fetus' nose hair, so she better down a dozen protein shakes before she tries to fuck on Askars all the way.
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ASkars, seriously: grow a frickin brain. Keep your fuck buddies discreet.
Boring couple.
My conclusion on both of them, and I personally don't get the rage on either one of them.
Alexander Skarsgard looks passably attractive in all of the True Blood stills I have seen, but in all of the photos of him that Michael K posts on D-Listed sans long hair and vampire makeup, he's so bland.
Kate Bosworth, anorexic or not, isn't that big a deal either. There's something about her face that is off-putting, and she's just far too preppy/athletic for what I'd consider attractive.
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Now we are the crow which contemplated the silence...
Is it just me, or is she starting to look less like a lollipop and more like E.T.?
Bitch, better step away from my man if she knows what's good for her.
P.S. Alex you better grow your hair back or add a wig before TB S3.
Why are they all leanin down to talk into the mic? Weird.
Submitted by MizRo on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 2:55pm.
Bosworth is overrated.
Isn't she dating a model, James Rossueau?
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She won't be if she gets AS on the hook. Just a hunch.
Bosworth is overrated.
Isn't she dating a model, James Rossueau?
Submitted by Green Is Good on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 1:33pm.
Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 12:58pm.
Alex, please date anyone but this stupid broad. She ruined LOIS LANE! SHE RUINED HER!
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Oh my word YES. That movie was unbearable. Frank Langella kept me watching, but Kate killed every scene she tottered around robot-like in
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holy crap she was lois in that superman movie!ok i have seen something she's in then.can you believe she said she was inspired by Katherine Hepburn as she was playing Lois fucking lane.the great Katerine and that's all she can give?!
At first I thought that was Tom Brady...She is another one of those chicks who could potentially be really pretty, but she tends to wear clothes that do nothing for her & terrible make up...I dont mind that she is so thin, but what is wrong with looking fresh, young & healthy? I am so tired of the mature, sophisticated, aging Jolie & Posh look on younger girls. If you are still in your 20's you should be rocking that fact.
Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 12:58pm.
Alex, please date anyone but this stupid broad. She ruined LOIS LANE! SHE RUINED HER!
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Oh my word YES. That movie was unbearable. Frank Langella kept me watching, but Kate killed every scene she tottered around robot-like in.
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i have never seen anything this broad was ever featured in.I'm appalled anyone would want to remake Straw Dogs.APPPALLLED!!!
Submitted by mike on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 12:04pm.
I don't believe it. I have my reasons.
Alright dish! You know damn well that saying something like that, all Da Vinci Code, is the equivalent of blue gossip balling.
Oh, Alex...
Just because you play a walking corpse on TV doesn't mean you have to bone one in real life.
*waits for the Bosworth stans to show up and say we're all jus jellus*
Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 12:58pm.
Alex, please date anyone but this stupid broad. She ruined LOIS LANE! SHE RUINED HER!
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Oh, is THAT who this is?!?!
Geez. She looks even more unremarkable as a wheat blond than as a brunette.
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Bottom-feeder.
Alex, please date anyone but this stupid broad. She ruined LOIS LANE! SHE RUINED HER!
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Bos makes me sad. She used to look healthy, athletic and fresh-faced, then she succumbed to the pressure of Hollywood. She lost all that fab muscle tone while trying to be a designer darling. Having said that, she looks better than she has in a while. Askars is proving his taste is questionable, however. :-/
Mr problem is that I keep getting Kate Bosworth confused with Julia Stiles.....they both look like angry kittens....
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
It's okay - I am cool with this - Alex knows he is the hot bitch of the moment, and his PR folks are milking it. he probably really likes to stay at home and make gimp bracelets and eat Swedish Fish and such.....
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
Ooooh Eric! honestly if KB wants him then good for her. Alexander Skarsgard is HOT and an upgrade from Orlando Bloom.
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i hate the thought that alex is officially sticky after joining with even rachel wood...and now he's passing the cooties to kate...
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A new kitty lapping up milk trumps old pussy coughing up hair balls any day.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 11:36am.
Would fuck. No need to bend Alex, my dick will reach.
My friend, I always look forward to your posts because they usually make me chuckle. This one, however, is fucking hilarious!
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Kate was the hotness in that one dumbass surf movie and then she didn't eat for, like, a really long time, remember? - - http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2006/gallery/bodies/kate_bosworth.jpg
That said, she still could look gorgeous if she would stay far away from that beige color and eat a couple of cheeseburgers.
I don't get all the fuss over him. He's okay, but I wouldn't call him hot.
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Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 12:12pm.
since when is Dlisted so fancy?
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Welcome back Mrs. Gosling. It makes it more attractive for classy adverts, like "The Girls Next Door" or whatever the fuck that shit was last week.
I can't even believe how over the whole vampire thing I am. I'm so over it. I've been over it for a long time. SO over it....I watched Nitty's clip and I'm glad I forced myself to watch the whole thing cuz even though it felt like torture I now know that this Alexander guy can lick me anytime he wants:) And that's not a bad feeling at all!
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@ Snowpiece
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Snowy, I can't see anything in your photo. It's too tiny. :-(
It puts the food in it's mouth.
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since when is Dlisted so fancy?
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WOA four sacagaweas? Whered you get THAT??!!
...the post office
snowpiece:
Is that you in the pic with Bret?
Did you at least cop a feel, slut?!
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shes all sorts of too skinny.
JIC this post left the rest of you jonsin' too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwPV7KUnYE8
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OMG - do not look directly at the Blodkorv!!!! I did, and now I do not feel so good...Jeez - first I had to take a third shower after viewing Jon and Glassy, then the horror of Getty and Blohan (I am still itchy) - now I am traumatized by what appears to be a deformed blood sausage...today is going to be a green tea and astringent day....
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
I don't believe it. I have my reasons.
Meh. Two skinny bitches boning each other.
lucky Kate! Bitch.....
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You've got a chemistry class - I want a piece of your mind
You don't know what you started when you mixed it up with mine
Are you ready for the final solution?
so much fucky times goes on on the set, I would never want to be married to/dating an actor (or a rock star,,,,,oh Brett)
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Submitted by little_rascal on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 11:47am.
@ Chirio
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Thank you for teaching me a new Spanish word!!! ♥
*making notes*
Vibrador = dildo.
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Ofcourse!
Coma Caca!!
LMAO, I love that that bastard is so tall that he has to squat to reach the damn microphone.
Also, there's no way they could have fucked already. There's been no reports that she's been snapped in half.
What is all the fuss with this guy? He does absolutely nothing for me. Yaaawwn.
Kate B. is just another H'wood eating disorder. Also boring.
Bloodkorv = nightmares.
Uvy and BB, you all have to check him out in Generation Kill and True Blood. Mm Mm Good!
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Are You A Goddess? If so...
I love the That Bitch: Some random chick edition posts. lol I wonder who will turn up next.
Alex is so fine, I love how tall he is.
At least they managed to clean my palate after the Getty/Hohan and Helly/Grossling posts.
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Submitted by little_rascal on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 11:41am.
@ Suck&Fuck
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Check out Blodkorv!!!!!!!!!!!!
*dies*
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Yep, I'll take that too, its been months, can't be too picky ya know.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 11:40am.
She can have him. I don't get it.
GAH, thank you! I've been trying to see the hotness in this dude for months, but he just doesn't do it for me at all. And I certainly love me some Scandinavian men...
@ Chirio
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Thank you for teaching me a new Spanish word!!! ♥
*making notes*
Vibrador = dildo.
A Vibrador will not only wag your tail, it'll lick you in all the right places, too! Arf!
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Bottom-feeder.
Dildo en espanol! sorry I just woke up!
lol
Coma Caca!!
She looks like shit. She is monochromatic.
The last time I saw The Bos she was looking two meals away from death.
Now she only looks five away.
Progress.
Keep porking her, Skars!
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Submitted by Chirio on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 11:36am.
Is that a spikey vibrador?
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