The Poor Horse
Image you're a horse (Trace Cyrus, you're excused from class) who is forced to work in NYC on a rainy Saturday night. You would rather be in your stall, smoking some hay and watching the uncut version of My Friend Flicka. So you're already hating life, and then two giant asshole sclimb into your carriage expecting a romantic ride through the park. What do you do?
Do you sacrifice yourself for humanity and run off the nearest bridge? Do eat Hailey Glassman and say you thought she was a rotten carrot who needed to be put out of its misery? Or do you just suck it up and take them for a ride hoping that Kate Gosselin's rabid possum jumps into the carriage to ravage the both of 'em?
Well, that horse is better than me, because it went with the last option. If only somebody told that horsey it would win the Nobel Peace Prize if it just kicked Jon and Hailey in the ass bone.
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What an asshole.
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thumbnail #8: Jon's really working those plugs.
His girlfriend seems thrilled with her newfound fame and is trying oh so hard to be edgy and stylish.
FAIL
I don't know who's more hate-able these 2, heidy and spencer, or parasite hilton. I feel someone should straight up slap these bitches.
OMFG!!!
Her outfit is THE WORST I have ever seen.
I don't even know where to begin.
That bleached-out, crimped fright wig, pirate earrings, sofa throw shrug, leopard print smock, BLACK PANTYHOSE tucked into Thom McCann vinyl gay Capt. Hook boots.
That bag!!! RED, LEOPARD, STRIPES, it's horrible. HORRIBLE, I say!
I need to go lie down now, and I am so not kidding. I really feel faint.
"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."
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I hope the poor horse is going to get therapy after carting those two famewhores around town.
They are gross!
Those pants alone are proof he is retarded. I am so tired of Tomato Head and the JAP trying to act all glamorous and jet settish. They are taaaa-raaaash! Redneck lottery winners. Delightfully he seems to be getting fatter and fatter each day. His ab doubles as a cocktail table.
the guy's got kids.
he is really seriously sickening. no wonder kate was a twat to him. having never seen the show, i cant even verify that she was - i suspect, with no more sense than he has, that he needed a whole lot of "guidance."
i am sickened by him like a person is with a wretched sight they cant look away from.
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The McCanns Did It
what???
for gods sake! that was totally for publicity - you dont get to drive those things, and i am sure the drivers dont just say, "sure. sit there and hold the reins." he must have PAID a driver to let him sit there and hold the reins! ewww.
gnarly.
and btw: we went on a carriage ride about a month ago (i know its unethical, but me skipping it isnt going to let the horses go live in the country, so...).
and we picked our carriage bc it was so shiny and had a beautiful black horse pulling it. and i am 99% sure that it was that same carriage that was hit a week later on cps, after the riders had disembarked. not a lot of those horses are black, and not a lot of them have shiny new upholstery. so. thats what i think.
we were almost killed!
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The McCanns Did It
I've never noticed before that she looks a bit Sarah-Jessica-Parkerish.... and he always looks drunk.
"Small and broken..... but still good..... mostly...."
What kind of 30+ year old man would want to be photographed kissing like that? My boyfriend wouldn't be caught dead. What a dorky attention ho.
NO MORE GOSSELINS!!!!
Seriously, they're infecting my soul.
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Submitted by buttafooco on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 12:35pm.
Looks like Hailey has been visiting Costco for their Beefaroni special.
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LOL! So bizarre. So funny. So true.
♥ Threadkilla!
"Dear old people who run the world:
My generation would like to break up with you" ~ Jason Chan.
WOW. She is like a little sister to Mariah Carey, only with no money, no handlers, and even less fashion sense.
Looks like Hailey has been visiting Costco for their Beefaroni special.
Dog shit on the bottom of his shoe
must be from his bitch
He's fuckin' repulsive.
~Life's a jest, and all things show it/I thought so once, but now I know it.
Vasectomies can be reversed. It was a nasty rumor that he had that done, but I guess it wasn't true.
I hope the horse farted!
Coma Caca!!
Wait, but didn't he say that if Hailey wanted kids (cue sound of armageddon) that he would give them to her?!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
KD! THERE IS A GOD!!!!!!!!!!!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 11:35am.
This trashy little skankwhore will wind up pregnant soon, trust.
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He has a vasectomy. I think his swimmers don't really work, anyway.
I love the last pic in the second row, with him hoisting her skank ass. It actually looks like the horse ass and tail is actually a part of her from the angle of the shot. (as it should)
Hasn't balloon boy and and his crazy family taken the 15 minutes away from these idiots yet?
If only somebody told that horsey it would win the Nobel Peace Prize if it just kicked Jon and Hailey in the ass bone.
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duh MK, you dont have to actually DO anything to get the nobel peace prize.
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This is like if paps started following my neighbours from down the street around. No, there's nothing special about those people. And that's my point, right there....Sure, it's true that Jon looks a little "speshul" but I thought we weren't supposed to stare at those people.
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"Dear old people who run the world:
My generation would like to break up with you" ~ Jason Chan.
That poor horse, he has to be caught up in all of this fuckery.
Her vest evokes the lyrics of Mr. Burns from "The Simpsons" singing... "See my vest! See my vest! Made of real gorilla chest!".
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ASUUU MADREEE!!!!!
Both are pieces of shit. wth kind of clothes is she wearing? is that a gorilla vest? oh hell no!
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack
Coma Caca!!
everthing about these reality shows is so fake! when is everyone gonna wake up and realeze that? i'm sure what ever channel his show is on had her picked out a long time ago to be the woman he's dating. its all crap and lies!
This trashy little skankwhore will wind up pregnant soon, trust.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Submitted by little_rascal on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 11:26am.
His gut is hanging over his belt. Seksy!
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That's better than his gut hanging over one of us.
There is nothing, and I do mean NOTHING, more pathetic than rich people with no sense of style.
Because they have the means to be able to pay someone to assist their sartorially retarded asses!
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It's almost inconceivable that Jon found someone to be with where he looks classy in comparison.
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ASUUU MADREEE!!!!!
@DiamondDawg: Morphing beauty? I dunno if what you're seeing is yesterday's homage to Katie Price, or today's special as Balloon Boy making a "Bish, please!" face on Gorgeous Georgina as Balloon Dad.
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Bottom-feeder.
*Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 11:02am.
Hideous handbag, leggings make her thighs look chunk, eyebrows make her face look trailer, fat douchebag next to her makes her look desperate and PETA is five seconds from throwing blood on her head. Wow, I'm really digging this look.
word, she looks like a fucking tacky MESS!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
His gut is hanging over his belt. Seksy!
lol @ the Trace comment.
Hey. I never knew there was so much crazy news at the Daily Mail:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/home/index.html
Pleco, who is that morphing beauty in your avie?
Submitted by ToddRH on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 11:23am.
WHY WHY WHY is he important?????????
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Every village needs an idiot.
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Bottom-feeder.
When the network kicks him to the curb , Im expecting a sex tape in , 3, 2, 1....
"You ARE a whore,darlin"- Cristal Conners, Showgirls
What about my little Pony Parker, MK? Is she exempt from this fuckery?
"You ARE a whore,darlin"- Cristal Conners, Showgirls
did anyone notice her gucci boots?
they go great with her leggings...not!
poor people, what it must be like to go through life and be that unfortunate looking
WHY WHY WHY is he important?????????
Goodness, that bitch sure has a classy outfit.
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Que?? No comprendo. I dont understand anything MK said on this post. wth
Coma Caca!!
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Oops, I commented before I read everybody's comments. I see another Seinfeld fanatic! ♥ ♥ ♥
RUSTY!! :)
At least he looks happy and not like he wants to crawl in a corner and die because he's been manhandled again by Possum Bitch Kate.
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Why in bronzer on the nutsack hell is she naked, but he's fully clothed? Take all them panties off, Zac!- M.K.
@TheBreakdown.....whaaaaaaaa? You mean he wasn't being truthful? *a tiny tear rolls down cheek*
Tardy for the Seinfeld party, ladies?
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Bottom-feeder.