Levi Johnston Is Eating A Lot Of Moose Meat
The permanent wart on Sarah Palin's ass cheek, Levi Johnston, is getting ready to show us his trunk and berries (hopefully) on Playgirl. Levi's trainer told People that he's training for the big event by spending time in the gym and eating loads of moose meat. And no, he doesn't mean the kind of "moose meat" that is attached to a dude and spits back at you. No, he's eating actual moose meat.
Levi's trainer said, "Moose meat is very good for you, high in protein and very lean. He's an avid hunter, so he has his own. I'm not trying to give him a body builder's look. He's going to be more toned and more defined. I'd like to see him with rounder and more muscular shoulders, with a fuller chest. We're going to firm his abs up, [and give him a] smaller waist."
Um. Levi does know about a little invention called Photoshop, right? And I hope he also knows that eating moose meat isn't going to make him hung like a moose. Wait, or will it? Excuse me while I go and organize a dinner party for the dudes of NYC where I will only serve moose cake.
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maywest, not sure if you got what i was saying. i wasn't calling him low class for hunting. i would never hunt but that's just my opinion. i was calling him low class for posing for playgirl, while he is a teenage father. he's a high school drop out and he's loving his 15 minutes of fame. and while i am not a fan of palin either, its crappy of him to sell out his son's family.
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Thanks, silentwitness :-) When I saw the photo of him changing the baby while shirtless I was in total lust!
This guy is dumb as a Billy Cyrus tweet, but his article in "Vanity Fair" exposing Sarah Palin as addicted to wedding reality shows was quite comical. I hope she runs for Prez in 2012 - 4 more years of Obama !!!
Oh, god, I would seriously love to suck his face.
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Submitted by Feathers on Sun, 10/18/2009 - 4:37am.
I'm guessing some people on here were really unpopular in high school and still hold a grudge about it or something.
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I wish someone would shoot him down like a Moose! Save a Moose, shoot Levi, attention whore, Johnson!
Oooh kay... thank you Khensu Hetep for apparently proving me right
Yeah, for an Alaskan, he is hot.
As if tehy have much selection up there!
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder but IMO this guy is fug in the face! I guess posing nude is one way to pay for child support . . . though I'm surprised anyone would actually pay him for that.
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That is also a great moose shot...I like his cheeky smile
yeah, hes a redneck, but he injures sarah palin, which makes him pretty awesome in my book.
and i dont see how anyone could not admit that he is freaking cute.
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Your avie is the best sexytime. Levi does have beautiful eyes but sexy? Not so much.
I hope MK isn't passed out somewhere. Maybe he finally got to MahBoo and they've run off together. If so, I'd be highly pissed. I expect a lavish wedding and all DListers to be invited.
I'm out, too. Later, everybody.
While I think this is in poor taste and poor judgement on his part, I also will say he is DAMN sexy and delicious and I'm sure I will salivate over his pics!
I'm out for now - be well, have fun, stay warm/cool, be safe y'all!
*muah*
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PeachPie: Bullwinkle! Bwahahaha!!
That was the 2nd laugh of my day!
Morning to you too, MisRo and everyone else.
MK, love you long time but I don't know about waking up and having to look at Bullwinkle.
Good morning. *stretch* *yawn*
Is MK sick? If so, get better MK!
Sarah is waiting for hunting season to get Levi: he'd better leave Alaska before that.
The pistachio commercials are really dumb AND his "date" with Kathy Griffin to an awards show was lame.
-And, this is about as far from 'repub' as possible.
The man who owns this website is GAY, you twit.
GAWD. Do I have to school you cunts?
Feathers,
This isn't a 'love-fest' here, hon.
This is a 'snark-fest'.
Please learn the dif.
JustJared is for the lervers.
You're welcome.
Oh! LOL, the good old "you weren't p0pulerz in skool so ur bitter" card?
HAHA.
You're fifteen, aren't you? Please tell me you are, because I'd like to think that any self-respecting(or at least MOST) adult doesn't base the validity of other's points in a conversation on their social lives.
You're right, I was a complete loner in high school. I have an intimate group of friends that I KEPT. All the fucking "superstars" at my high school turned on each other or are in prison for shanking police officers. Hell, most of the popular douchebag boys at my school reportedly sexually harassed other girls at parties...and I haven't just heard through the LOLNERD grapevine, but through the kids who were hip enough to be invited to these parties that actually witnessed the event.
Goes to show how far fickle short-term popularity gets you in life, and whenever you use that recognition at the expense of others, it has a tendency to bite you in the ass. I may be a social outcast, but I embrace it because it builds character. I'm glad that the solitude allows me to interpret the world for myself and to see through the bullshit...and Levi Johnston is a social climbing, mediocre, low-class, media whoring CUNT. I don't give a fuck what Sarah Palin's politics are.
By the way, he's not even cute.
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Now we are the crow which contemplated the silence...
Wow, are all the commentators on here a bunch of bitter straight women? What exactly has this 19 year old kid done that's so horrible to make you hate him so much?
The fact is he's young and inexperienced, but a really attractive guy to a lot of people. Aside from the bad blood he has with the Palins, which is understandable considering how he was used by them, he actually comes off as a pretty nice guy who doesn't seem to share many of the Republican party's views.
I'm guessing some people on here were really unpopular in high school and still hold a grudge about it or something.
WHY WON'T Y'ALL LET LEVI BE GREAT?!?!?!?!
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kt, major dumbass then.
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I hate to point fingers, but isn't this braintrust wearing Douche Hardy Har Har?
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 10/18/2009 - 2:12am.
Say, what's elven for 'contents under pressure, do not bend'?
*blink blink*
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I'm pretty sure it's something like, Viggo may only enter here when and if Nitty has gone on to Tol Eressëa.
Yeah, I'm a dork. One day Viggo will speak to in that ancient yet melodic language and I'll be able to answer.
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nitty - will you be dropping it in the fire to read the elven inscription?
Say, what's elven for 'contents under pressure, do not bend'?
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Submitted by TITS on Sun, 10/18/2009 - 1:50am.
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Well, I could show you the ring, but I'd have to move a labia first.
Not sure if IG's passed out enough for that yet tho.
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Snideychick sez:
I say give this little creep all the publicity he wants. It will be a constant reminder of Sarah Palin's failures to be a decent mother (FAIL: Your unmarried daughter got knocked up), a qualified candidate for Vice President (FAIL: You know nothing about the job) or a capable governor (FAIL: You couldn't finish out a full term). If Sarah Palin was a cake made of shit Levi Johnston would be the rotting cherry squatting on top.
I say offer him a reality show!
Submitted by NitWitty on Sun, 10/18/2009 - 1:37am.
one box of wine to rule them all....
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i know palin's wildlife policy.
in the united states alone, about 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please don't breed or buy while homeless animals die! and support animal shelters<3
kt, check palin's wildlife policy. dumbass.
such a gross piece of white trash. i don't like palin either but this is just low class.. all the shit he's doing.
in the united states alone, about 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please don't breed or buy while homeless animals die! and support animal shelters<3
*hands MK some emergen-C* i know saturday nights are dicey, but i'm tired of looking a moose boy. which leads me to the question are moose's hung? i don't know why.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 10/17/2009 - 10:48pm.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 10/17/2009 - 9:00pm.
Best part of this post is the moose with the cheesy grin.
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Sorry, I really shouldn't speak with my mouth full! Douche and moose sound so similar when your gob is stuffed with snacks.
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That little whore better show all his junk in Playgirl!
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 10/17/2009 - 9:00pm.
Best part of this post is the moose with the cheesy grin.
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this makes as much sense as that damn pistachio commercial. who wants to see him naked other than an inbred 17 year old from alaska?
He will not appear in Playgirl Magazine. That magazine is no longer published. He will appear on the playgirl.com website -- a pay site.
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Submitted by xerquina on Sat, 10/17/2009 - 9:09pm.
el. oh. el. awesome!
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it takes a special kind of person to be able to stand next to Sarah Palin and make her look good in comparison ... this tool is just that kind of person!
what a self-absorbed, undereducated, disloyal, immature, going-nowhere hick!
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 10/17/2009 - 9:00pm.
Best part of this post is the moose with the cheesy grin.
Mmmmm.. cheesy moose.
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it looks like david schwimmer
That moose looks more like a penis than Joe Camel.
And that's saying alot.
"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."
So. When will Sarah have him killed? A nasty little "accident."
I just don't understand the delay.
"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."
Best part of this post is the moose with the cheesy grin.
Mmmmm.. cheesy moose.
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