Jermaine Jackson Is Way Too Busy To Write A Child Support Check
Jermaine Jackson's ex-wife Alejandra Jackson filed a lawsuit against him because she claims he has stopped paying child support for his two kids, Jermajesty (I really can't with that name) and Jaffar (that one too). According to TMZ, Alejandra says that Jermaine claims that he only made $35k in 2008, but that must be a lie since he's still living in a fancy house and driving a fancy car. Fancy Jermaine is keeping his kids unfancy. That's not right.
In the documents, Alejandra states that Jermaine owes $35,500 in child support. Alejandra is in such a bad way that Jermaine's own mother helps her out by giving her gift cards to Ralph's grocery store so that she can buy food for the boys.
Okay, how is Jermaine going to do his kids like that? That greasy nugget already committed child abuse by naming them his boys Jermajesty and Jaffar, and now he's not going to put food in their mouths?! A dude with a name like Jermajesty should be sleeping on a throne made of solid gold and eating truffles wrapped in Filet Mignon. Jermajesty better change his name to Jerpauper! How dreadful.
Fun fact: Alejandra is the pass-around-pussay of the Jackson family, because she also has three kids with Randy (ESCANDALO!!!). Bitch probably thought she would be swimming in dollars by getting with, count 'em, TWO Jacksons. Homegirl got checked! (insert sad gold digger face here)
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 6:34am.
I think kids should be allowed to take their parents to court and sue thier asses if they are given fucked up names.
Do you remember Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii? http://blogs.usatoday.com/ondeadline/2008/07/parents-lose-cu.html
Also, "Jermajesty" is fucking hilarious.
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I think kids should be allowed to take their parents to court and sue thier asses if they are given fucked up names.
Seriously, I have met some sluts with some FUCKED up, ignunt-ass names.
Tawakoni?
Toyosha?
Rikoko?
I could go on and on!
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no wonder micheal went crazy.
i think its sweet that gay men are able to adopt unwanted babies!
Why do people insist on naming their kids such horrible names. Not surprised that he isn't paying child support. Luckily the kids aren't as ugly as their father.
Jerkidding me.
MK that was too funny. i can totally see Jermajesty on his throne of gold.
Shit like this is why being a gold digger is sooo not the way to go. Go out and make your own gd money.
That said, Jermaine is a douchebag for not supporting his kids. Men with a lot less money than him don't seem to have a problem helping support their children.
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Just to add to the Jerfuckey...
Donte isn't either brother's child. It's Joe's (from another woman).
lol letinstar...Alejandra chose the wrong Jacksons
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Submitted by Kandykane on Sun, 10/18/2009 - 10:08am.
Jermaine named that poor sod Jermajesty because MJ named his kid Prince. COMPETITIVE!! Only thing is, Prince is actually an old family name.
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There are german shepards in the jackson family tree?
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
I bet if you threw a pie tin in the air and screamed Roswell!, his dumb ass would come running. ~ Ford Prefect
Jermaine named that poor sod Jermajesty because MJ named his kid Prince. COMPETITIVE!! Only thing is, Prince is actually an old family name. Jermajesty, however, is a product of Jermaine's fertile imagination + loins.
"I told the troot, and I have fate the troot will prevail."
I thought 'Jermajesty' was a joke. I really did. I can't even express how funny it is that that's his real name.
I need more cowbell: lmao @ "tired old bitch"... so true, so true.
He has a total of seven kids (most are not minors).....seriously doubt he's broke though
That tired old bitch needs to stop buying swap meet Louis Vuitton and take care of his responsiblities. Good Lord, if Michael did commit suicide could you really blame him? Look at the parasites he was supporting.
Submitted by Chirio on Sun, 10/18/2009 - 12:49am.
I'm out too. got a poker (fake) tournament. Capt Spaulding lets make that porn video some other time. hahahaha NIGHT babies!!
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I got 2 minutes free on Thursday.
Nite!!
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
I'm out too. got a poker (fake) tournament. Capt Spaulding lets make that porn video some other time. hahahaha NIGHT babies!!
Coma Caca!!
ESE: Night hon!!!
Coma Caca!!
nite, ESE
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
alrighty then, folks.. i'm gone... see ya!!
OT: lemme see, nah.. i'll go with the usual.. i don't care..
what?! in times like these, i gotta stick with my strengths!
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"The shadow's fall and spread their
mystique charms in the hush of night,
while you're in my arms.
I feel your lips, so warm and tender.
My one and only love."
I am still amazed by the hair situation
Coma Caca!!
Jermajesty is kind of cute, but JAFFAR is a GUFFAW!
O don't worry, ESE. I stomped out already.
*smooch!*
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"Dear old people who run the world:
My generation would like to break up with you" ~ Jason Chan.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 10/18/2009 - 12:25am.
RUDE!
quiet down, go sit in the corner with Jodie Sweetin... *smooch*... love ya, angel!.. *anticipating kick in the nuts*
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"The shadow's fall and spread their
mystique charms in the hush of night,
while you're in my arms.
I feel your lips, so warm and tender.
My one and only love."
HAHAHa Capt spaulding...
Coma Caca!!
RUDE!
♥ Threadkilla!
"Dear old people who run the world:
My generation would like to break up with you" ~ Jason Chan.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 10/18/2009 - 12:20am.
Or to a home for wayward boys. Just typing that made MJ more stiff.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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"The shadow's fall and spread their
mystique charms in the hush of night,
while you're in my arms.
I feel your lips, so warm and tender.
My one and only love."
Submitted by Chirio on Sun, 10/18/2009 - 12:15am.
oH yeah I heard about Polanski getting some surgery shit.
yeah the gold casket...should've sent that money spent on that casket to Africa arrrgh...this makes me upset.
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Or to a home for wayward boys. Just typing that made MJ more stiff.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 10/18/2009 - 12:14am.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sat, 10/17/2009 - 11:55pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 10/17/2009 - 11:52pm.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sat, 10/17/2009 - 11:50pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 10/17/2009 - 11:46pm.
He made 35k in 2008? The entire Jackson family wouldn't make that this year if Michael hadn't died.
shame on you! of course they would!... wait... you can still sell blood, right?
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And they will, as soon as they get done sucking it out of MJ's corpse.
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oh, the street value of that shit's gonna top heroin sales!!
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Yeah, but you'll have to cut it with about 90% baking soda to make it safe for human consumption. Amy Winehouse can shoot it up uncut.
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ssooo... what you're saying is... we're gonna see pictures of Kate Moss hangin' out with Winehouse?
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"The shadow's fall and spread their
mystique charms in the hush of night,
while you're in my arms.
I feel your lips, so warm and tender.
My one and only love."
oH yeah I heard about Polanski getting some surgery shit.
yeah the gold casket...should've sent that money spent on that casket to Africa arrrgh...this makes me upset.
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sat, 10/17/2009 - 11:55pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 10/17/2009 - 11:52pm.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sat, 10/17/2009 - 11:50pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 10/17/2009 - 11:46pm.
He made 35k in 2008? The entire Jackson family wouldn't make that this year if Michael hadn't died.
shame on you! of course they would!... wait... you can still sell blood, right?
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And they will, as soon as they get done sucking it out of MJ's corpse.
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oh, the street value of that shit's gonna top heroin sales!!
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Yeah, but you'll have to cut it with about 90% baking soda to make it safe for human consumption. Amy Winehouse can shoot it up uncut.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Chirio on Sun, 10/18/2009 - 12:08am.
i mean he's "dead" and he has so many crappy issues...so I dont get it. if someone died..I thought they'd die in peace.
i agree, usually chid molester weirdos die and go unnoticed... this guy gets a golden casket 'cause he could carry a tune
well, i saw Polanski's in the hospital... let's see how his checkout goes
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"The shadow's fall and spread their
mystique charms in the hush of night,
while you're in my arms.
I feel your lips, so warm and tender.
My one and only love."
A child named "Jermajesty" deserves no money. He can be a freegan with that name and gets what he needs from dumpsters. I am in total agreement with Jermaine allowing his child to suffer and go with out. He's a Jackson so he pays no bills or has to support his kids, plus he's busy using the shut ins for some scratch Micheal's kids are the only ones that matter now, they HAVE money and don't want any of Jermaine's money so they 1000 times better in Jermaine's world.
i mean he's "dead" and he has so many crappy issues...so I dont get it. if someone died..I thought they'd die in peace.
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by Chirio on Sun, 10/18/2009 - 12:02am.
HAHAAHHA! BUT really...MJ died? hahaha
i'm tellin' ya.. no, he didn't die!
he's hiding from creditors... i envy his tactics
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"The shadow's fall and spread their
mystique charms in the hush of night,
while you're in my arms.
I feel your lips, so warm and tender.
My one and only love."
HAHAAHHA! BUT really...MJ died? hahaha
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by Chirio on Sat, 10/17/2009 - 11:54pm.
MJ DIED?????!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
i personally don't believe it.. *best Elvis voice*.. thank ya, thank ya very much
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"The shadow's fall and spread their
mystique charms in the hush of night,
while you're in my arms.
I feel your lips, so warm and tender.
My one and only love."
I wonder if they all did the "Not the Father" dance when he died:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vt2i0ts-uck
♥ Threadkilla!
"Dear old people who run the world:
My generation would like to break up with you" ~ Jason Chan.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 10/17/2009 - 11:52pm.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sat, 10/17/2009 - 11:50pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 10/17/2009 - 11:46pm.
He made 35k in 2008? The entire Jackson family wouldn't make that this year if Michael hadn't died.
shame on you! of course they would!... wait... you can still sell blood, right?
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And they will, as soon as they get done sucking it out of MJ's corpse.
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oh, the street value of that shit's gonna top heroin sales!!
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"The shadow's fall and spread their
mystique charms in the hush of night,
while you're in my arms.
I feel your lips, so warm and tender.
My one and only love."
MJ DIED?????!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Coma Caca!!
@2C: You are great, silly - you don't need me;p
Jermagesty - do his friends call him that?
Can you MAKE friends with a name like that?
Jaffar? Not as bad but still. It makes him sound like a stuffy. And then - Jermaine is a well-placed, healthy, middle-aged (let's say) man. What's his problem? And why doesn't Janet have these problems like the rest of her fambly? I don't get it.
♥ Threadkilla!
"Dear old people who run the world:
My generation would like to break up with you" ~ Jason Chan.
excluding Janet. She is the one Jackson who has made her own millions.
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You've got a chemistry class I want a piece of your mind
You don't know what you started when you mixed it up with mine
Are you ready for the final solution?
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sat, 10/17/2009 - 11:50pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 10/17/2009 - 11:46pm.
He made 35k in 2008? The entire Jackson family wouldn't make that this year if Michael hadn't died.
shame on you! of course they would!... wait... you can still sell blood, right?
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And they will, as soon as they get done sucking it out of MJ's corpse.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 10/17/2009 - 11:46pm.
He made 35k in 2008? The entire Jackson family wouldn't make that this year if Michael hadn't died.
shame on you! of course they would!... wait... you can still sell blood, right?
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"The shadow's fall and spread their
mystique charms in the hush of night,
while you're in my arms.
I feel your lips, so warm and tender.
My one and only love."
He made 35k in 2008? The entire Jackson family wouldn't make that this year if Michael hadn't died.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
First he tortures those kids by naming them those atrocious names, then he won't even support them? That is just plain abuse.
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Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 10/17/2009 - 11:31pm.
Why won't you let me be great? ;)
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sat, 10/17/2009 - 11:34pm.
:D *claps*
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@ESE:
unless the Thriller
soundtrack starts playing!
*rimshot*
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Mmmmmmkay...but only cuz that is, in fact, how we used to chase lingerers out of the record store (in the 90s) at closing time;p
♥ Threadkilla!
"Dear old people who run the world:
My generation would like to break up with you" ~ Jason Chan.