You Can't Fool Mah Boo
On Mah Boo 369me last night, Anderson Cooper and his homegirls discussed the barf felt around the world. Since Mah Boo has the intellect of Einstein and the instinct of Det. La Toya, he knows that the Heenes are obviously trying to wrap their UFO-loving paws around a reality show deal. Mah Boo even says that if they aren't trying to become the next reality show darlings, he will "marry Michael K in a wedding officiated by Chicken Cutlets with the Empress of Lucite as our witness and a reception catered by Spaghetti Cat." You heard him say that! HE DID!
So those Heenes need to get in front of GOD, ALLAH, BUDDHA, CHEESUS and JOAN COLLINS and swear those rumors about them whoring themselves out for a reality show are untrue. Then they all need to hide in the attic until Phoebe Price declares me as the new Mr. Mah Boo.
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Submitted by Lolah on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 4:18am.
The puking was obviously staged too
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is america in the shitter or what?
The guy is a character Jack Nicholson would play
The puking was obviously staged too
"What's in the box?!?! WHAT'S IN THE BOOOXXXXX?!?!"
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Bottom-feeder.
Those poor kids. Having famewhore asswipes as parents. Speaking of bad famewhore parents I bet jon and kate are loving this. They must be thinking these jerk-offs make them look like parents of the decade.
They are fun neighbours. Not as much fun as the kiwis I'll wager.
gawker has a new bboy story up: http://gawker.com/5384375/deflated-balloon-boys-the-story-of-our-ugly-so...
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I bet if you threw a pie tin in the air and screamed Roswell!, his dumb ass would come running. ~ Ford Prefect
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 10/18/2009 - 2:30pm.
Damn, I was hoping the sheriff would be wearing his denim stars and stripes shirt for the cameras again.
Shucks.
Wasn't it just great? One of those only in America moments. They really are a funny bunch, the merkins. I loves them.
Damn, I was hoping the sheriff would be wearing his denim stars and stripes shirt for the cameras again.
Shucks.
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I bet if you threw a pie tin in the air and screamed Roswell!, his dumb ass would come running. ~ Ford Prefect
Submitted by Deb on Sun, 10/18/2009 - 12:48pm.
From TMZ. Quote of the day!
UPDATE 1:50 PM ET -- Alderden on Heene: "His education level is only high school ... he may be nutty, but he's not a professor."
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LOL! It's good to see you too:)
♥ Threadkilla!
"Dear old people who run the world:
My generation would like to break up with you" ~ Jason Chan.
Next week: "Accidental" release of the Heege Sex Tape
*vomits*
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BIGGEST COMPLIMENT EVER:
"skybitch, you are one of most disgusting posters here ever. period."
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 10/18/2009 - 1:20pm.
I would watch a reality show about that man in jail.
By dog I think I've got a great idea! The profits could go to the jails (which are privately run in the states right?) and the show could act as a deterrent to whacky science inclined kids everywhere!
Episode One: How to grill a cheese sammie on a filthy radiator.
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Epi 2: How to lube up for a nice Friday night butt raping.
I would watch a reality show about that man in jail.
By dog I think I've got a great idea! The profits could go to the jails (which are privately run in the states right?) and the show could act as a deterrent to whacky science inclined kids everywhere!
Episode One: How to grill a cheese sammie on a filthy radiator.
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I bet if you threw a pie tin in the air and screamed Roswell!, his dumb ass would come running. ~ Ford Prefect
I wonder where the Q & A box is now? Seriously, WTF was up with THAT idea?
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I still want to know what the question were in the box.
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I bet if you threw a pie tin in the air and screamed Roswell!, his dumb ass would come running. ~ Ford Prefect
Wife beating allegations with too little evidence to prosecute. She's a dipshit and he's a crazy fucker.
From TMZ. Quote of the day!
UPDATE 1:50 PM ET -- Alderden on Heene: "His education level is only high school ... he may be nutty, but he's not a professor."
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
angel_i! Good to see you! *handing off a torch and pitchfork...* Fuckin' A right!
In the nauseating fame-whores department, the Heenes have the distinction of being lower than Octomom. At least that bitch's story was true.
That people who would go to such lengths to get a fucking reality TV show. Just whoa.
What if one of the helicopters trying to track the Giant Jiffy-Pop bearing this alledgedly endangered little brat had crashed?
In all seriousness, rescue personnel and others could have been hurt during the whole charade.
I wish I could feel more sympathy for the children, but they're so goddamned unpleasant and unloveable.
The mom's an imbecile, and the repugnant father will probably NEVER FORGIVE Falcon for fucking up their big chance to get paid for being "whacky".
Ugh.
Sorry for the rant!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Deb on Sun, 10/18/2009 - 11:58am.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 10/18/2009 - 11:55am.
Thanks for the update. Is a public flaying too much to ask for?
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IMO, it's far too little. They're a couple of people I would like to see hung in a cage in the town square where EVERYONE can throw rocks and rotten tomatoes and whatnot any time they're feeling angsty. We need to go back to the old ways for the sake of ALL these famewhores.
♥ Threadkilla!
"Dear old people who run the world:
My generation would like to break up with you" ~ Jason Chan.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 10/18/2009 - 11:55am.
Thanks for the update. Is a public flaying too much to ask for?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Ballon Boy Family is in trouble...sheriff press conference on Fox...it's officially a hoax.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Sun, 10/18/2009 - 10:21am.
Hey Uvula! Kadooz to Our Boo, but even bigger kadooz to Wolf Blitzer for calling the little lying fucker out on Thursday night in the first place.
Yeah, I'm bitter I fell for the hoax. But I get such a kick out of watching people like Richard Heene, (does that rhyme with weinie?), take the rope he's given and hang himself.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Good for Anderson Cooper to be one of the few willing to call them out. There are FAR too many "journalists" who are so afraid of not getting the gets that they've pussified themselves to the point where they may as well have these asswipes lay down on the couch and talk about their feelings.
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Uvula/vulva.....hell, it's all pink on the inside anyway. - Sweet Babu
That poor boy: you just know he's getting the cold-shoulder from his parents for not being able to lie and keep the bile down.
I hate people.
First time I've actually liked The Silver Fox.
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Bottom-feeder.
thought the useless drivel was on the open post, so sorry. no need to thundercat.
excuse me now, i have to go blow out the 11 candles on my cake.
TITS: yes thunder her...wth!!I come in Peace and b.s! but thats not cool. If I were some sort of troll ok whatever...but 80s rocked. and it will! and I post the cartoons for fun. we need fun instead of this shit of balloon boy crap. arrrgh. Ima watch porn now! haaaaaaaaaaa! hmm hahaha..hmmm haha
Coma Caca!!
Chirio - you want i should thundercat her?
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I bet if you threw a pie tin in the air and screamed Roswell!, his dumb ass would come running. ~ Ford Prefect
Sand in the Astroglide would be my guess.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Nope...just because I post some 80s shit MayWest. whats your problem???
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 10/18/2009 - 1:16am.
You get that W on a triple and you've got a nice word there.
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I bet if you threw a pie tin in the air and screamed Roswell!, his dumb ass would come running. ~ Ford Prefect
HAHAHAH maywest - so mean, so funny - just like the real thing!
heeheehee
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I bet if you threw a pie tin in the air and screamed Roswell!, his dumb ass would come running. ~ Ford Prefect
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 10/18/2009 - 1:08am.
I play scrabble
F A M E W H O R E
couldn't you just leave?
BECAUSE I LUVS U ALL: I LEAVE WITH THESE:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Qd_IsxgAf8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20BZID081Vk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yZHmz6QQ4M&NR=1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEwzYVbXfAk
Coma Caca!!
My money is on 'yes they are that stupid' for $500 Alec.
People that crazed can't see other possibilities than what they've imagined for themselves. They want their desired outcome to happen so badly.
Do you play scrabble? A few of us here have some 'friendly' email scrabble games.
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I bet if you threw a pie tin in the air and screamed Roswell!, his dumb ass would come running. ~ Ford Prefect
Submitted by madam s. on Sun, 10/18/2009 - 12:18am.
Hey guys,
Here's a question that may have been answered and if not I'm sure one of you knows the scoop... so the video of the family releasing the balloon (obviously being filmed by one of the boys). Do you know where it originated from, which website, or how it was released to the media??
I'd love some input on this!
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I think they posted it on Imtoostupidtobeanattentionwhore. com. TLC almost gave them a series based upon it.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
TITS,
Indeed! My drunken friends and I are in a dither over this (not really). If we can't find the solution we will be forced to go back to playing Boggle. (I always win).
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ASUUU MADREEE!!!!!
Madame S you raise a very good question.
What possible reason could they have had for releasing this to the public either during the chase or soon after the boy was found. They'd have to be 6 shades of stupid to think this could in any way cast them in a favourable light as it's clear that thing couldn't have held a boy.
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I bet if you threw a pie tin in the air and screamed Roswell!, his dumb ass would come running. ~ Ford Prefect
Hey guys,
Here's a question that may have been answered and if not I'm sure one of you knows the scoop... so the video of the family releasing the balloon (obviously being filmed by one of the boys). Do you know where it originated from, which website, or how it was released to the media??
I'd love some input on this!
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ASUUU MADREEE!!!!!
Submitted by Chirio on Sat, 10/17/2009 - 9:47pm.
NOooooooooooo a hooker is around the corner.
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No - A hooker is ON the corner and HERPES is around the corner:)
♥ Threadkilla!
"Dear old people who run the world: My generation would like to break up with you" ~ Jason Chan.
My2C: haha. maybe a box of condoms.
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by Chirio on Sat, 10/17/2009 - 9:47pm.
Wedding's back on? Awesome. I was thinking of getting the happy couple a box. Not like Richard Heene's one... a nice one. With a fancy slot.
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i love u,you love e. we r the good match -- zhang
NOooooooooooo a hooker is around the corner.
Coma Caca!!
My2cents: "Absolutely no hoax, I want your questions in a box and I'll get right back to you, okay?" richard heene
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by huangzhixian114 on Sat, 10/17/2009 - 7:52pm.
Christmas is around the corner:
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No, dumbass. Hallowe'en is around the corner, duh!
♥ Threadkilla!
"Dear old people who run the world: My generation would like to break up with you" ~ Jason Chan.
Submitted by Chirio on Sat, 10/17/2009 - 9:14pm.
http://www.tmz.com/2009/10/17/balloon-boy-heene-charges/
..."Sheriff Jim Alderden indicated criminal charges could be filed against one or both parents."
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Who's gonna tell MK the wedding might be off?
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i love u,you love e. we r the good match -- zhang
If these people get a very, very sobering ending to this saga, then I will like the whole story quite a lot more.
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ASUUU MADREEE!!!!!