Friday, October 16th 2009

Afternoon Crumbs

Do you think Hugh Jackmeoff took that pinata home and wacked it good with his wooden bat? - Towleroad

If you told me this picture of Halle Berry was from 10 years ago, I'd believe you. Chick don't age. - Egotastic!

Mimi is in Hello Kitty heaven - Lainey Gossip

But of course, Beyonce had to show up to ruin Mimi's buzz - Just Jared

Padma Lakshmi is indeed pregnant! You can tell by her..err...bumps - Hollywood Tuna

Our Lady of Cheetos named "Mom of the Year." And no, the title wasn't given to her by the Gas Station Owners Association - Popsugar

David Gest knows his way around a puffy paint tube - Holy Moly!

Ceiling Eyes at the MTV Latin America Awards. You know, because she's so Latin and all (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Nicolas Cage loves babies, but hates taxes - Cityrag

The Brangie holy family eats a dinner which consists of the three 3 Cs: chips, chocolate and cheese. Where can I get an application to join their army? - Celebitchy

Alessandra Ambrosio might be wearing one of the fug dresses from last night's Project Runway - Popoholic

George Michael and Kenny Goss are obviously still doing sexy times since they are walking next to each other down the street - Socialite Life

If Melissa Rycroft wants attention, she better get in a weather balloon and go flying - Popeater

Pamela Anderson looking like a Kids Inc. back-up dancer who just can't let go - Hollywood Rag

JLo catching a glimpse of herself in the mirror - ICYDK

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Jackoff looks like he's arresting Paul Bunyan at Pines Party.

PAMELA ANDERSON IS STAGGERING, COKEY-BLOATEY PLASTIC (ALL NEW PARTS ENTIRELY) ROBOTIC "CRY FOR HELP----AIN'T NOTHIN DIS CHICK AIN'T TRIED AT LEAST ONCE!!!! SLUT PRIDE!!!! WHERE'S PAMMIE'S PARADE, PEOPLE???

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I remember being blown away by George Michael when he performed at Live Aid in 1985. Before that concert he was just that guy from Wham to me, but hearing him sing that day was a real ear-opener. It's a pitty that he seems so messed up these last couple of years. They say that youth is wasted on the young, but sometimes the same goes for talent and the talented. If I could sing like that, I would never shut up.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 10/16/2009 - 10:29pm.
hahahahahhahahahahhahaha- I just finally read M.E.'s wrath!!!!

See what happens when you stop shaving your head and put the umbrella away?

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hahahahahhahahahahhahaha- I just finally read M.E.'s wrath!!!!

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RE: Our Lady of Cheetos named "Mom of the Year."

anything to see a Cheeto vs Brangie battle royale to the death is fine with me

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beyonce used to be prettier. she seems like a puppet now to afraid to" just be". so worried that one false move might end her career. doesn't she know that there is nothing she could do for that to happen at this point in her life. i can't wait for her bone structure to change like most women in their late 20's to mid 30's i think she'll be prettier again then.
THAT SAID she is my girl and i love her. i love her lryics.

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Halle, what are your secrets? I would love to look like that at her age. Holie looks way older than Halle but Halle is probably 10 years older than her. Damn shame. AJ looks awful in those pictures on JJ.

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"Popsugar" is aptly named. If Brits is mother of the year, and Angie is runner-up, then Allyson from Darwin is a virgin.

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Provie, Padma got that scar in a car accident when she was about 16 years old. The car rolled down a hill with her whole family inside and I believe everybody got out alive. Happen in India. This is what I remember from reading an interview with her. She is proud of the scar and never allows it to be covered up in photos or on TV. (I have a scar like hers on my knee from when I was 7 years old so I can relate to her.)

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Submitted by Salem13 on Fri, 10/16/2009 - 2:33pm.
Does Britney even know shes a mom?
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Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 10/16/2009 - 3:04pm.

HOW THE FUCK DID A WOMAN WHO IS UNDER CONSERVAWHATEVERSHIP, WHO DOESN'T EVEN HAVE FUCKING CUSTODY OF HER CHILDREN GET NOMINATED FOR MOTHER OF THE FUCKING YEAR!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!?
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Ah, sweet M.E., I guess the same way Dinah Lohan got an award?

If Brit/Blohan were my daughter (and I do have one...a sweet thing named Molly), I'd shoot myself.

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WHAT HAS THIS FUCKING WORLD COME TO WHEN THIS PIECE OF SHIT TRAILER TRASH, SWAMP WHORE, DRUG ADDICT, FUCKING INSANE FUCKING BITCH (NOT MENTALLY ILL BY THE WAY JUST FUCKING STUPID), WHO HAS DONE NOTHING NOTHING TO WARRANT ANY PRAISE FOR HER LACK OF FUCKING PARENTING SKILLS GET NAMED MOTHER OF THE FUCKING YEAR?!?!?

OMFG!!!! I AM GOING TO BLOW A FUCKING GASKET!

PeachPie's picture

Provolone, word is it's from a car accident she had when she was a teen.

Are you a fan of Top Chef? Admittedly, I'm a TC crack monkey.

As for everyone else MK listed in the post? Blech.

Hekki's picture

Submitted by Vanitas: "HA! Remember last year Lindsey's Mom (can't remember her name, don't care) won Mom of the Year??? Whomever is handing out these awards are smoking the bad shit!"

Maybe it's some kind of tongue-in-cheek thing. It HAS to be.

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HOW THE FUCK DID A WOMAN WHO IS UNDER CONSERVAWHATEVERSHIP, WHO DOESN'T EVEN HAVE FUCKING CUSTODY OF HER CHILDREN GET NOMINATED FOR MOTHER OF THE FUCKING YEAR!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!?

*books flight to LA*

Provolone's picture

anyone know how padma lahksmi got that huge scar on her arm?

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beakers bitch's picture

Did Pammy get some work done recently? She looks......different. Also, did that party that JLo and Skeletor went to not have a red carpet or what for them to be just standing on the lawn like that? The one pic looks like the photog was trying to get the building and they got in the way.

Celebitchy has another pic of Brad rocking the pepaw cap & high socks with shorts look. Hey Brad - looking like a pepaw from the old country does not automatically make you a good father.

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Mom of the Year, are you shitting me?

MK - Props for the "Kids, Inc." reference!

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Green Is Good's picture

The Cheeto Queen is mother of the year. For what? Making her child-support payments on time?

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Imagine: Our Lady of Frappacheeto getting awarded Mom of the Year, just for actually doing what your supposed to do. gah.

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Is Pamela Anderson pregnant? This sure looks like a baby bump to me: http://www.hollywoodrag.com/index.php?/gallery3/image_full2/36135/

Ah, probably just coke bloat.

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Salem13's picture

No really. I bet you she thinks those things that came out of her were giant bowel movements.

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freebird's picture

Pammy is toxed out. And her vadge is toxic. Maybe it just traveled up to her face.

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Submitted by Salem13 on Fri, 10/16/2009 - 2:31pm.
Doesn't Britney even know shes a mom?
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LOL!

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Does Britney even know shes a mom?

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freebird's picture

'of Bachelor fame' does not compute. Maybe 'of Bachelor shame.'

freebird's picture

If Britney is mom of the year, Lindsay is sober person of the year.

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HA! Remember last year Lindsey's Mom (can't remember her name, don't care) won Mom of the Year??? Whomever is handing out these awards are smoking the bad shit!

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freebird's picture

Mariah looks like she has to pee. Don't Fergie your dress!

freebird's picture

How come all the candy in that pinata tastes salty?

suckandfuck's picture

Looks like the Aussie takes it by default. Would fuck again and again while a koala videotapes.

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Britney, Mother of the Year? Oh no......look out for M.E.'s wrath!

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I will never understand why anyone takes pictures of The Hills cast.

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