No Jail Time For Blohan
Lindsay Lohan actually peeled herself off the floor before noon this morning (she probably never went to bed) to appear before a judge in Beverly Hills. Blohan was summoned there after the judge learned she might have fucked up her probation by not showing up to an alcohol education class she was supposed to complete. In case you care, she pleaded no contest to two DUIs a little while ago.
Since she didn't complete the terms of her probation, the judge could have stuck her in a jail cell, but instead decided to give her another chance even though she was 90 minutes late to the hearing. People says that the judge extended her probation for another year so that she could finally complete Booze Ed 101. The judge said she's "rooting for" Blohan and hopes she can do what she's supposed to do.
It's a good thing she's Lindsay Lohan, and not one of us. Because if this one of us, we'd be biting on a bar of soap right now while getting tag-teamed in the prison community shower stall. Actually, that sounds like one of my recurring dreams. If I was her, I'd go with that option as long as they gave me plenty of double-layer condoms, lube and Visine to get the red out of my asshole.
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@Pearl_Necklace on Sat, 10/17/2009 - 10:37am.
When she plows into a kid at a school crossing, or better yet, careens off PCH thus contributing to the pollution of the Pacific, I'm sure that judge will still be rooting for her.
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When she plows into a kid at a school crossing, or better yet, careens off PCH thus contributing to the pollution of the Pacific, I'm sure that judge will still be rooting for her.
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Ha ha. This'll make you laugh All is not done here Li_lo is thinking about skipping out on this. She shares her thoughts with y'all http://bit.ly/1e36ao
In colloquial Australian the word root means sex. Linds, girl you need to come down under and drink a carton of VB,a bottle of Bundy Rum and then spew it all up in a seedy main street.
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Bottom-feeder.
If THIS is the new face of Ungaro, they may as well fire the entire staff, close up the curtains and get the hell out of town.
"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."
God! LiLo looks like a 55-year-old Long Island high school principal.
Not that she ever graduated.
90 minutes late??? This would not work with the majority of us. Guess if you want to break the law you just have to be one of them...and live in LA.
How many second chances has this dumbfucck of a boozed-up whore had?
Doesn't the judge know she is just enabling this idiot to continue drugging and boozing?
I'd let her walk free as long as she told me WHAT she is ON so I could make sure NEVER to take it.
That bitch is tore up from the floor up!!!
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
Submitted by Tristram on Fri, 10/16/2009 - 4:44pm.
Listen to this crap: "The judge made the decision to extend probation after learning that Lohan had not completed required treatment programs because she was filming a movie out of state. Lohan's attorney said the filming is done and that she can finish the programs."
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I think she spent a total of one day filming her scene in Machete.
Can't wait for her to be on "double secret extension probation".
I think her duck lips had the judge lesbotized.
If anyone of us "commoners" had pulled a stunt like her 2007 let's-blame-the-black-kid high speed pursuit down Sunset Blvd., we *still* wouldn't be seeing daylight now. But this disgusting lush gets a pass time and time again.
It's. not. fair.
I hate this bleached, puffy-lipped mess. She needs to disappear.
Why o why is this foolio always changing her clothes in front of the paps? Who does she think she is? Britney Spears?
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Bitch wore THAT jacket for the metal detector and looks like she had to hitchhike from Balthazar's house, in the rain. I read that she told the judge that she was late because she had been working on a movie in Texas. That must had been the last cohesive thought the poor girl had and THAT was months ago now. New York, only a short 48~ hours ago and Paris, France, not Texas, for at least two weeks prior. See what I mean about that last cohesive thought?
hohan's lips look ridiculous. I hope this judge gets whats coming...cause Hohan is def. one foot in the grave...been saying it for years, saw it coming with Anna Nicole and MJ....just a matter of time for Lindsay...won't make it to 30 I guarantee you that!
FFS, judges just cannot treat celebs like real people, can they? They're either ham-fisted in handing out a sentence, to show the world that they're not influenced by that person's fame or, they handle the celeb with kid gloves, like a star-struck teenager, as in this example.
Justice is s'posed to be blind, you dunderheads.
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Listen to this crap: "The judge made the decision to extend probation after learning that Lohan had not completed required treatment programs because she was filming a movie out of state. Lohan's attorney said the filming is done and that she can finish the programs."
Also, check out the old pic of Lohan, where she looks healthy and great:
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2009/10/lindsay-lohan-given-more-t...
I doubt "Dr." Drew can do anything for this poor bitch, okay? Besides, he's too busy with his OWN famewhoring. Lock-up is the only way to go, honestly. It's what any of US would get if we tried pulling this shit! Why should she or people like her be exempt? It's ALL about money, honey, and how much you have.
Again though, I wish Michael Lohan would shut the fuck up. Let him go play with Jon and the other new media darlings. He's a fucking hanger-on, a bottom-feeder.
I just feel very sorry that Lindsay had to grow up with him as as father and a pushy stage mom who spent more time guerilla-pimping her kids than being a fucking PARENT.
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I tell you what! Joe Arpaio will straighten her up CFB. He doesn't play favorites. Just send her freckled fucking ass there. She'll come out with a new attitude and maybe even heterosexual. Without hard time LiLo is going to die before she's 25. Then White Oprah can claim her older daughter was a genius who became a martyr for her art!
Perhaps Dr. Drew at "Celebrity Rehab" can salvage her life, but I believe she needs hard time, not hugs and shit. As Sheriff Joe Arpaio says, "You don't want to come back here? Straighten up!"
So if you see LiLo, bitch slap the cunt and tell her to straighten the fuck up. Pound on her. Maybe she'll get the message. Who knows? If not, have fun smacking her. She deserves it!
All these fucking celebrities (and their spawn) can piss on the courts and get away with it evidently.
I wonder what they'll do with Michael Douglas' kid? In all likelihood, Daddy will pay off someone somewhere and his kid will walk too, just like the rest of 'em.
God forbid if it was the other way around and some average citizen maimed or killed one of THEIR kids or friends.
And you KNOW they'd be queefing about it to every media outlet who'd give them airtime and column space.
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i hate this bitch - i really hate this bitch. like loathe.
2 years ago a close guy friend of mine got his 2nd DUI here in philly. he got his first when he was 18. yes he is an idiot for drunk driving, let's not go there.
he got FUCKED - thousands and thousands of dollars in legal fees, court fees, fines, etc...and on top of it all?! he spent the summer after he graduated from college IN JAIL. the whole summer!
and this skanky whore with a foot in the grave gets 2 DUIs in the same summer with coke on her and she fucking pulls this shit and doesn't get any jail time.
if anything i think judges should BE TOUGHER on famous people like shit-han/blowhan/hohan and MAKE AN EXAMPLE of the bitch
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Looks like Blohan can piss all over the court and get away with it. Pathetic.
Thought I had to work today. Got there and realized I had my schedule fucked up.
I'm in agreement with ISprainedMyUvulva - It's about accountability and responsibility, and I don't give a flying fuck WHO you are or HOW much money you have.
I don't wish death on Lohan, I just wish SOME goddamned person in authority here would do their fucking job, and DO the right thing with people like her.
Anyone else would get jail time, probation, fines, house arrest, the whole bit, but its apparent that if you're a fucking celebrity, it's a whole 'nother story and the rules don't apply. Money talks and bullshit walks.
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MK Wrote: "Because if this one of us, we'd be biting on a bar of soap right now while getting tag-teamed in the prison community shower stall. Actually, that sounds like one of my recurring dreams".
Hahaha... I saw it cumming.
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So what else is new? Her tits look stupid.
Y'all are sooooo intrepid & daunting!
If a girl is hot and drunk you call her a slut.
If she's hot, drunk and dead she's an icon.
Make up your minds, people!
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Well, the only good thing is that she'll eventually be a stat for the Caskets on Parade. She'll be toe-tagged soon enough. Then who gets blamed? Now if SamRo really dropped this cunt, then I tip my hat to her. LiLo is slipping into the abyss. That's fine with me. I guarantee you she won't get a send-off like Wacko Jacko got. The sooner LiLo is toe-tagged, the better. Maybe she'll serve as the role model for Ali as River Phoenix served for Joaquin Phoenix? Now there's a thought!
I hope the judge shows up at Hohan's funeral cause I see a Anna Nicole/DJ AM/Michael Jackson end for this junkie. I did 60 days for not finishing my probation, and I actually went into jail miscarrying...and got NO AND I MEAN NONE...mercy...why the hell are these judges so stupid...how many famous junkies have to die before they finally get it...they (the Hohan's of the world) are not talented, just over paid and spoiled by everyone including the justice system. Once again, no justice was served in Hell A. (that is L.A. to you folks that aren't lucky enough to live here...sarcasm intended!!)
obviously celebrities ARE above the law.
More celebrity fucking justice. Ridiculous that NOBODY is holding these idiots accountable. Why do you think they broke the law in the first place? Because they have no respect for it and think they're above it.
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this twat was allowed to be 90 minutes late to court? are all the judges in california stupid?
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Submitted by FWD on Fri, 10/16/2009 - 1:49pm.Why does everyone keep saying she can't find a job? She just wrapped Machete and has two other upcoming projects where she landed starring roles. And I'm sorry, famous or not, I know a lot of people who know how to handle themselves in court much less a professional actress. As Kevin G said, "Don't let the haters stop you from doing your THANG" Lindsay Lohan. You are a superstar
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As if anyone is REALLY a Lindsay Lohan fan. Puh-lease!
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Stupid cunt, jail time would do her some good.
Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 10/16/2009 - 2:22pm.
I don't understand. How does gas type out a question on the internet?
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Very stealthily. The SPDs from a typo are, well, GAStly.
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I don't understand. How does gas type out a question on the internet?
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 10/16/2009 - 2:16pm.
people (including "the system") will keep enabling this girl until she overdoses..
as long as someone's makin' a buck off of her, yup
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"I said I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in...
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Submitted by FWD on Fri, 10/16/2009 - 2:09pm.
dramaqueen192392329i892e,
It wasn't interest. It was just gas.
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Why don't you take your gas and fuck off on out of here? It's obvious you're envious of DQ and you can't handle it.
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oh yeah...
OT: fuck Lohan, fuck her high priced lawyer, fuck the judge presiding, and fuck this country's judicial system
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"I said I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in...
Yeah, yeah, oohhh-yeeaah!"
people (including "the system") will keep enabling this girl until she overdoses.....then they will all cry and talk about what a great talent she was.....slate wiped clean of course.
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Submitted by Sluttsville on Fri, 10/16/2009 - 2:14pm.
for the last time, the check's in the mail!!LOL!
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"I said I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in...
Yeah, yeah, oohhh-yeeaah!"
her bosoms are sad.
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Yeah that's like hypnotizing chickens.
I could be a good steward of the community and shoot Lindsay Lohan in the fucking face.
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Fri, 10/16/2009 - 2:08pm.
Submitted by FWD on Fri, 10/16/2009 - 1:57pm.
who the hell would have time to serve soup if they can suck their own dick? for that matter, who would have time to break laws?
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