Friday, October 16th 2009
This Is Some Mrs. Doubtfire Shit
Ryan Reynolds should take a few lessons from Lady CaCa on tuck game before he shoots his new movie, because he's going to have to put that dick away and put an ice cube on it. Variety (via Coming Soon) brings us the news that Ryan will start in an untitled comedy about a dude who dresses up in drag to befriend his ex in a bid to win her back. Mrs. Doubtfail is right.
Ryan will shoot the movie after he finishes up The Green Lantern.
Ryan should beware, because as soon as he puts on a blonde wig and stuffs his pecs into a bra, A-Rod will propose marriage to him.
And yes, I'd still hit it even with his peen tucked in between his ass cheeks.
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Munkeyhed, your logic is beyond idiotic. They don't feel the need to makeout in public, they are private people. If they had kissed you would be saying they seem so fake. I find it disgusting how people like you assume you know celebs just by watching them on stuff without ever actually having met them.
If Will Ferrell WANTS a cupcake instead of a PIE, Will Ferrell GETS a cupcake instead of a pie....
The NEEDS of the talent must be met.
I would bet Alanis' peen is bigger than his.
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Desperately seeking relevance.
ryan reynolds is pathetically hot for me.
for the people wondering there's no peen in the picture he is tucking it in the buttcheeks.however there was plenty of ass in that movie.though he was a lot thinner back then so that ass is nothing much to look at.
If he had more muscular thighs, I could hit dat.
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"I'll trade you a Klonopin for some Propofol"
He's boring and generic. He does nothing to arouse me, but actors never do.
I'm sure my sister's already lining up for this movie because she thinks Ryan Reynolds is "GOOOORGEEEEOOOOUS" and because she loves her some rom-coms and impotent frat boy comedies, in which Ryan Reynolds is the sensitive stud or a womanizing tool.
Just Friends made me laugh though, to be fair.
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Now we are the crow which contemplated the silence...
Submitted by bigballmdc on Fri, 10/16/2009 - 2:16pm.
where is the link 4 me 2 c the peen??? I want 2 c the peen...
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LOL! I kept clicking on the Mrs doubtfire face wanting to see the tuck or untuck my self!
*ashamed*
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hugs y'all.
This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
"What is his appeal? He is so boring and he looks like any-guy in any-town."
PLEASE tell me where you live if thats the case!!! i'd love to ogle a hot piece like that if he lived near me! i mean, my blade trinity dvd is worn out from that scene where hes shirtless, ripped and chained ON HIS KNEES. how much more perfect could any man be than in that position i mean....ummmm, damn, i need a cold shower now.......
where is the link 4 me 2 c the peen??? I want 2 c the peen...
He'll always be that fat little kid from that soap I used to watch back in the day ("Fifteen") to me and I think he's gross.
And he was a mouth-breather.
I used to think he was handsome @ Alanis time.
Now?
He's truly an overrated douche who doesn't like to talk to his fans, sign autographs, etc...
I say boycott his conceited ass!
that movie has been done 100 million times before and with better actors...the screen writers' strike may be over but their brains and creativity did not come back to work. WTF it is the only explanation for all the poorly recycled films we keep getting out of Hollywood. Work on something ORIGINAL for once, bitches!!!
It burrrrrrrns!!!! - Miss Coco Peru
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKNZICoKSdA
This one-note fucka and his one-note wifey need to go sing in a fuckin' corner somewhere!
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ITA Albatross.
Meh. He's not bad looking, but for some reason he's never done it for me.
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“Just once; I ended up fucking the waiter.” --Brian Kinney, when asked if he'd ever been on a date.
MY SONG!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-ANKxsSZRs
It was very telling that at the end of SNL the week he hosted, he & Scarlett high fived, then she turned talk to someone else. Um, he's your husband, how about putting an arm around him, or even a quick kiss?
I just rented The Proposal with him and Sandra Bullock. It was kinda painful to watch but kinda funny in some parts too. He's not a terrible actor, just kind of one-note.
Submitted by stake_spike on Fri, 10/16/2009 - 11:29am.
Does he ever star in anything that's watchable?
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I liked him in "Waiting."
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"Publicity is one hellova drug."
-RecessVillain
Nose flarer! That is all.
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Are You A Goddess? If so...
What is his appeal? He is so boring and he looks like any-guy in any-town. There's just nothing interesting or special about him and yet he dated Alanis and married Scarlet. I can only assume he's packing fairly large.
Looking into the abyss...
Submitted by loozer on Fri, 10/16/2009 - 11:03am.
I've seen the movie this photo is from. It is one of those Jerry O'Connel movies. Buying the Cow or Tomcats, I get em all mixed up
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LOL it's Buying the cow. My hubbie is on PermaFratboy mode and sadly we have BOTH of those movies(among other gems)in our collection.
He's very pretty but I can't say I would hit it. He probably spends too much time in the shitter pre-porking combing his pubes so they're just so.
you're about as useful as a cock-flavored lollipop - Patches O'Houlihan
WHAT A STUPID MOVIE THIS IS GONNA BE. NO WONDER MOVIE INDUSTRY IS CRASHING AND BURNING.
Does he ever star in anything that's watchable? If it weren't for Alanis Morisette he'd really be a nobody (or that dude from Van Wilder).
And now he's riding off of ScarJo's coattails (who in turn only ever gets roles because of her tits or the male actors have to carry the entire film. A lot of her films rank as some of my favorites but on closer inspection, it's all down to the male lead,; Hugh Jackman, Christian Bale, Javier Bardem, Colin Firth, etc.).
Ummm, Yes and please. He would need an NFL helmet for protection if I ever got my grubby claws on him...and he would be leaving on the short bus.
(Pfffttt, like his acting matters, but I liked him in "Waiting" bat wings and all!)
xoxoxoxo
hugs y'all.
This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
Hey MK, if I tune into Leave it to Lamass this Sunday, will I see that blonde bimbo in the pink dress blow anything besides bubbles?************************************************************************************* He that maketh an ass of himself should not feel ill of those who ride him!
Meh, not into him at all.
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
This sounds like a crapfest committed to celluloid. Ryan is now going to show us his acting chops (hahahaha) by playing against type in a doomed attempt to get some Oscar buzz. The only Oscar this tool will ever see has the words "Mayer weiner" after it.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
I would hit that until my Hoo-Ha screams for mercy. That is a friggin' HOT body! What did ScarJo ever do to deserve that?
I'm just disturbed by the image of that kindly old tranny nanny's face where Ryan's pee pee should be.
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"Well, Brian, this is a very nutritious lunch. All the food groups are represented. Did your mom marry Mr. Rogers?" "Uh, no. Mr. Johnson."
Submitted by Anonymousfckr on Fri, 10/16/2009 - 10:52am.
wasn't that movie called tootsie?
And before that it was called Some Like It Hot.
http://www.impawards.com/1959/posters/some_like_it_hot.jpg
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Torn between two lovers, feelin' like a fool
Lovin' both of you is breakin' all the rules...
Great piece of eye candy - AWFUL ACTOR and I use the term actor verrry loosely he is more of a wet quiff...
@ M.E.
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Ryan is a bodybuilder. He's got the best six pack in Hollywood. Nom nom nom!
Scarlett is the luckiest girl!
Yum!!
I've seen the movie this photo is from. It is one of those Jerry O'Connel movies. Buying the Cow or Tomcats, I get em all mixed up.
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Torn between two lovers, feelin' like a fool
Lovin' both of you is breakin' all the rules...
Not for me.
Ryan's body in the remake of "The Amityville Horror" and "Blade Trinity" OMFG!
I could wash my clothes on his abs.
He is fucking HOT!
I'd hit it till I died.
Ryan plays gay a little too well. Check him out in The Nines (fairly good movie).
Dustin Hoffman dressed as a woman in "Tootsie" and it was a huge hit.
YOWZA!!!! Love to be Mrs. Doubtfire right about now.... mmmmmmmmmmmmm........
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pussies going spastic usually make me feel queasy - MK
Let's all stick our asses up in the air and fart one out for the newest spokescouple for marriage and true love! MK
Submitted by Raul Duke on Fri, 10/16/2009 - 10:46am.
Let me guess, on the fourth date she figures out it's him by the scent of his Axe Butthole Wash?
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Timeless.
Submitted by Anonymousfckr on Fri, 10/16/2009 - 10:52am.
wasn't that movie called tootsie?
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Now it's Tushie.
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Bottom-feeder.
Hmmmm..... pass.
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The Lesser of two Stephanies
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wasn't that movie called tootsie?
*masturbates furiously*
RYAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wasn't that movie called tootsie?
He'd get beasted if he happened upon my bedroom, douche or not. That is a hot piece of tail there.
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"It's hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock!"-Trish Suhr of Clean House
ohhhhhhh! you wicked wicked monkey!
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And your friend.... your friend tried to make it with that cow... I wanna party with you cowboy.