Bitch Got Sued: The Jon Gosselin Edition
No, Jon Grosselin was not sued by thousands of people whose eyelashes were singed off after staring directly into his piping hot Ed Hardy fugness. No, instead TLC has punched Jon in his moobs with a giant lawsuit. TLC filed papers this morning in Maryland claiming that Jon breached his contract by stopping production on Douche & Kunt Plus Those Kids Whose Lives We're Ruining.
In the lawsuit, TLC states that on the day they demoted Jon from "star" to "extra" on the reality show about his life, he immediately demanded that he be let out of his contract. Jon threatened that if TLC didn't drop the exclusivity clause in his contract, he'd stop his adorable money makers from filming anymore episodes of the show. Even though TLC never let Jon out of his contract, he bad-mouthed the show and network to the media. TLC IS GETTING REVENGE!
If TLC bleeds Jon of his entire supply of douche-rags, CZ studs and Axe butthole wash, then I co-sign this lawsuit. However, I really think TLC needs to stop putting all their energy into Jon & Kate. I mean, what about Mermaid Girl, or the world's fattest man, or the woman with giant legs?! WE NEED MORE OF THEM. There's other people to exploit, TLC!
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@teamvaltrex:TLC also announced that Jon & Kate Shouldn't Procreate is cancelled as of November, which is the best news I've had since I switched to Geico.
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But John Gosselin is the Geico spokeswhore.
I don't see your loungeic....
"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."
Team Valtrex, you are a funny motherfucker. LOL at your comment.
Bitch Ipsa Locquiter (The bitch speaks for herself)
I'm up for a threesome with Raul and S&F.
Weird looking man.
Ah. So this has nothing to do with the children. Once again. Everything that this dirtbag does has an alterior motive that'll benefit him somehow, and this is why he's throwing a tantrum. He expected to get more, and now that he realizes that he isn't going to get it, he wants none of it at all. Not only is he selfish, but he's greedy as well.
He wants to have his cake and eat it too, and once he's denied these opportunities, he becomes indignant. Fuck off, dude, you're living the lifestyle that every deadbeat sleazebag dreams of having.
Is that ass juice on his one eye?
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Now we are the crow which contemplated the silence...
Why does he have brown eyeshadow on one eye, not the other?
I'd say he had a kick-ass shiner, but douchebag don't play that way.
this is the oddest looking man, and i can't put my finger on WHAT IT IS. maybe the douchey'ness is seeping through or whatever. and i think all nationalitites are beautiful, but not this guy!
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"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
Is he recovering from a black eye? Did that possum git im?
gosh - he does look a bit Downsy.
"Why is he always sunburnt? It's almost November!"
Nope, that's the classic Asian booze flush, not a sunburn.
That being said: BWHAHAHAHAHAA! It couldn't have happened to a nicer person. Douche!
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I wish it was like the 70's and it was still ok to kick someone's ass. Damn
His left eye is discolored. Did he get punched? I hope so.
Why is he always sunburnt? It's almost November!
I can just picture he and Michael Lohan lying in side-by-side tanning beds somewhere in Long Island...
TLC must be running out of ideas to fight so hard to keep this show on the air. Who the fuck even watches it anyhoo?
Again I see images and news stories on this odd
looking Asiatic man and that horrible wife of his
WHO ARE THEY?...WHY ARE THY ALWAYS ON TV?...WHY
WON'T THEY JUST GO AWAY? WHY ARE THEY 'CELEBRITIES'...WHY IS THE WIFE SPORTING THAT
STRANGE HAIRDO?...WHO'S CHILDEN ARE THEY?..WHAT'S
THE FACSINATION WITH THESE DANGEROUSLY UNBALANCED
FUCKHEADS?...IF THOSE KIDS ARE THEIRS THEN THEY
SHOULD BOTH CONCENTRATE ON CARING FOR THEM AND
STAY OFF THE TELLY...
Tevness ( gimme my pipe back!)
Ohhh this is fantastic and I WILL get drunk at lunchtime and spend the rest of the afternoon breathing alcohol fumes over everyone else here in my lair this afternoon.
I LOVE the smell of burnt Thumbelina in the afternoon and you, Kate, and your child army? Your kids have my extreme sympathy but you my dear can go FUCK yourself.
"I told the troot, and I have fate the troot will prevail."
TLC also announced that Jon & Kate Shouldn't Procreate is cancelled as of November, which is the best news I've had since I switched to Geico.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Now he will be whining doubletime about being the victim.
Good job killing the Golden Goose, Douchewad!
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
Good job killing the Golden Goose, Douchewad!
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
I did feel sorry for him when he was getting his balls crushed weekly in front of millions by cunty Hate but after the split - he's acted in a way that makes me want to see his balls getting crushed.
And the psycho Heene dad is now on that list.
@Geebz74: I don't feel sorry for him. He didn't have to do the famewhore stroll, hook up with a 20-something party girl, get an apt 2 hrs away from his kids, talk on t.v. about how he despises their mother, etc. He's just a tool.
"that on the day they demoted Jon from "star" to "extra" on the reality show about his life, he immediately demanded that he be let out of his contract."
Ohhhh. So THAT'S why he stopped production. Finally it makes sense. I had a temporary (ok, maybe it's actually permanent) moment of stupid and thought he did it for the sake *cough* of the kids. How naive of me.
You know, I've never even watched this damn show but MK's got me sucked in.
Question.... does he have a black eye, or is he wearing yellow eye shadow on the one side? I'll go with shadow. It probably matches his douche Ed H tee shirt.
Ugh god, I can't stand that photo of him. Reminds me of Shrek.... or a reject dwarf... Douchey Dwarf.
SpiceDong: I agree hence, The Learning Channel would be apropos!!
kanderson: he's an ignorant, immature child.
Let the queefing begin!
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SHUT UP Jon!!
Gahhhhhhh! Basta!
I could be wrong, but I almost feel like its on principal at this point. Jon flaunted his blatant disregard for several terms of his contract with TLC - - the morals clause, the clauses giving TLC authorization to film him and his children, the clause granting TLC access to his property, the exclusivity clauses...add that to the fact that if Jon hadn't been running around like an asshat since the separation, ratings would probably have not plummeted like they did...I can see why the folks at TLC want to annihilate this man. Plus, he's helping other networks/tabloids make money off of them when they are supposed to be working exclusively with TLC.
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TLC should either change their name or go back to producing shows that people can actually LEARN from.
These 2-money grubbing media whores are their own creations, so they have themselves to blame if they only get shit in return for the shit they put on air. For the record, I haven't watched TLC since the early 90's when they still had programs worth watching.
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Submitted by Rdeadline on Fri, 10/16/2009 - 12:42pm.
Why is this network pushing so hard for these children to stay on television? Does anyone else find that really creepy? The ratings for the show are way down and it has very little to do with reality at this point.
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I don't get why TLC is fighting tooth and nail to keep this fuckery on. They aren't even that interesting...the kids are badly behaved due to lack of parenting, they don't ever look like they're having fun either. I work in a school and I see other people's crazy kids all day - I don't think it's all that great IMHO. Actually, it can get pretty annoying. So why the big fight TLC?
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Submitted by Capitanne on Fri, 10/16/2009 - 12:35pm.
If anyone at TLC wasn't already halfway across the river Styx, they'd cancel the show for the sake of those kids. The only people who care about the effin' Gosselins are bloggers, paparazzi,tabloids and the stupid E! Channel. If there actually are braindead morons interested in this shit, why doesn't TLC just air "At War with Cuntface and Douchebag: Fuck the 8 Innocent Children Whose Lives We Helped Destroy."
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Entertainment Tonight features them on a regular basis - I see Jon Grosselin's slow adult/meth face or Hate Grosselin's rabid possum head shedding crocodile tears most nights I go to the gym.
TLC - The Losers' Channel
I wish these wastes of space would go away.
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Why is this network pushing so hard for these children to stay on television? Does anyone else find that really creepy? The ratings for the show are way down and it has very little to do with reality at this point.
edit: I didn't read the thread.
If anyone at TLC wasn't already halfway across the river Styx, they'd cancel the show for the sake of those kids. The only people who care about the effin' Gosselins are bloggers, paparazzi,tabloids and the stupid E! Channel. If there actually are braindead morons interested in this shit, why doesn't TLC just air "At War with Cuntface and Douchebag: Fuck the 8 Innocent Children Whose Lives We Helped Destroy."
If TLC goes after Jons's assets then will they force him sell his 1/2 of both houses, make kate downsize too.
nice black eye and super dilated pupes mang. classy.
How dare this bobble-headed bitch bite the hand that feeds him and his chirrenz?!!!
Someone should throw him under a train and then put that fucka in reverse.
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The whole thing sickens me: stop filming the children and give them some space to grow up without a camera in their faces.
Die fuckdouche.
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Submitted by LuxLuv on Fri, 10/16/2009 - 11:13am.
"Im'a say GET THE BABIES THERAPY!"
Love you, Niecy.
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHH!!!
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He's been replaced as "it" douche dad.
Inanswer to the question - What the hell did Kate evr see in him"?
I think Kate was looking for someone she could dominate and mold into her idea of a man. Unfortunately, a person who would allow himself/herself to be "dominated" usually does NOT morph into anything but a whipped, cowed, lazy, fearful shadow of a person. That said, it is pretty amazing that Jon broke away. Not that he is any prize - he probably accepted Kate because he felt that she could lead him to success/money with her steamroller approach. She at least seemed to have a "plan" (a terrible one, but still).
So in the end the Steamroller and the Soggy Noodle cancelled each other out, but I am sure that for a short time (when the fame and cash was rolling in) they both thought they had found Nirvana.
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
I think he's repulsive.
My conspiracy hat is on, Round One takes down Jon, Round Two goes after the oh so Saintly Kate.
That is how I see all these Public Deconstructions go down. Each team has to go to bat and strike out.
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Bwahahahahahahahaha!!! Let's see his "high powered" orange oompa loompa gnome get his ass outta this. Wonder who has more money for better legal representation in this lawsuit?
BOTH Jon and Possum Head need to fuck off. For evah.
That face! I've had pet rocks with more interesting features. What Kate ever saw in him is still a mystery.
Y'know if it wasn't for IVF, he'd probably be selling bubble wrap or fertilizer.
D-Listers -
We all need to take good care of ourselves and hang on for 10 to 14 years - when the (surviving) Gosselin Kids will have their own show. Oh - what fun that will be. A couple will not make it of course, the inevitable booze and drugs will take their toll. A couple will try to sustain a normal lifestyle, a couple will become rabid Rebublicans/Born-Agains. And at least 2 will be ripe for a reality show (where they can get the ultimate revenge).
God knows what network will air this mess, but it WILL happen. So eat your wheaties, and take your vitamins, cause the REAL show is coming.....like a freight train outta Hell.
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
Nice pupils there Jon. I could park a truck in those things. Hmmm, I wonder what causes big ol' dialated pupils like that? Coke? Speed? Meth? E?
They certainly weren't caused by a camera flash because that should make those things smaller. Michael Lohan, I think we need an intervention right here!
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Love you, Niecy.
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Frances Bean was on to something in her rant to Benjamin Buttons Lohan.
it applies to all these bitches, including J & K, the kardasians, girls next door & balloon family!
TLC has become just as despicable as J & K.
Remember TLC used to be the Learning Channel.
When did it become gratuitous fame whore Channel?
Is pappa Joe running the network now?