Nicole Richie & Joel Madden Might Be Secretly Married
Radar Online is hearing that Nicole Richie and Joel Madden handcuffed themselves to each other by getting married......IN SECRET! Although, if you whisper something that nobody cares about, it's not really a secret. But I won't piss on their love parade.
Apparently, Sparrow and Harlow's parents picked up a marriage license last week, and made it legal on Wednesday. The two have been bumping peroxide bushes for...oh who cares. In Hollywood time, they've been together forever.
Spokeswhores for Nicole and Joel were unavailable for comment. Probably because they fell asleep at the wedding and still haven't woken up.
And I'm guessing that when Joel got back from the court with the license, Sparrow jumped down from his bird bath and asked his daddy if he brought him a "CHANGE MY FUCKING STUPID NAME" form.
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"They don't bother me. Congrats. And major props for just getting fucking married in secret and not having your shit all over Us Weekly and In Touch. I'm a big fan of the secret wedding when it comes to celebrities. Getting married is supposed to be special. Keep it to your friends and family, or shit, just elope if you want. It's your business, no one from the media needs to be there." i agree! good for them is this is true. they seem to have their act together and they seem like nice people and most important -- good parents.
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oh, by the way, They look so adorable here, i'm glad she cleaned up her life, for we get ourselves into crazy shit when we're young, but she took the higher road and is still on it! too cute!
I just can't forget shes that chubby and obnoxious lil' motherfucker that hanged around that whore Paris being assholes to everyone. I can't picture her with children...
and she used to be on heroin. I mean, heroin!!! for god's sakes...
Yeah.. This chick annoys me, if just for the fact that she got pregnant the first time to get out of that jail sentence for the dui where she was on heroin.
Nicole Richie & Joel Madden Might Be Dead would have been much more intriguing.
File this under who gives a shit....
However-I will say that at least she seems to have straightened her life out to where it has some purpose unlike her friend Wonky....
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kitten 666 what is this secret married crap ! are they ashamed of being together . what is wrong w/ hollywierd ? who cares any way ? they have kids what's wrong with throwing a party and saying YEA WE LOVE EACH OTHER ! how about the presents ...... idiots would send them rice cookers from all over the world .
Their chirrenz are still bastards!
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Hmm. Once the newness of their marriage wears off they'll be filing for a divorce. I just don't see these two making it past a couple more years.
Looking into the abyss...
nicole bugs me...i know she's "cleaned up her act" but i DO NOT buy her eart mother homemaker jewelry designing bullshit...i see ENTITLED BITCH...
If true, thank you for getting married in secret. enough of these celebrity weddings. is nicole growing up? why do i care? i guess because i've been hearing about this person for years now and finally it's starting to be good stuff. good for her.
Wow, that's the most chin I've ever seen on a Madden. Did he get an implant?
That's cute. Congrats to those their little family. I've always liked Nicole, She's one spoiled celebspawn that seems to have grown the fuck out of her bullshit. PS. I love the names Harlow and Sparrow. Shoot me.
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@ Janice Second on Fri, 10/16/2009 - 9:25am.
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I agree. They don't bother me. They seem to be a good lil' family. So, I wish them luck, because these days we all need positive thoughts.
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Why is this news???????????????
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 10/16/2009 - 9:11am.
I wonder what Benji has to say about this
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Who cares? As long as these fame whores have fallen off the radar.
I love Nicole and I was all ewww when she married that Bad Charlotte but you know what, they seem happy. so good for fug face, I think that's great
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huh. For some reason, I thought they were married a long time ago. But then, I dont really care.
They don't bother me. Congrats. And major props for just getting fucking married in secret and not having your shit all over Us Weekly and In Touch. I'm a big fan of the secret wedding when it comes to celebrities. Getting married is supposed to be special. Keep it to your friends and family, or shit, just elope if you want. It's your business, no one from the media needs to be there.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 10/16/2009 - 9:11am.
I wonder what Benji has to say about this
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@ snowy: The Falcon and the Snowpiece?
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Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 10/16/2009 - 9:15am.
Free: Sparrow/Falcon, see where I am going with this?
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Tupac is about to get into a grave, so he can roll over.. MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
I wonder what Benji has to say about this
COME BACK BENJI!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Tupac is about to get into a grave, so he can roll over.. MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
LOL Snowy!!! Hipster Hoaxsters!
Yea, this the Who Cares news for sure.
But I don't not like Nicole & Joel.
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
I don't believe it
It's all a hoax
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Big deal, they already have kids together. They SHOULD be married (IMHO).
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 10/16/2009 - 8:57am.
It's a... nice day for a... WHITE WEDDINNNNNNG!!!
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I had honestly though these two bores had gotten married already...*yawn n' stretch*
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It's a... nice day for a... WHITE WEDDINNNNNNG!!!
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I tell you this, no eternal reward will forgive us now for wasting the dawn.... So KEEP FUCKIN THAT CHICKEN!
I haven't given a shit about Nicole since she lost weight because she pretty much stopped being funny at that point. She used to be hilarious.
So, basically...I don't care.
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They don't bother me at all. Congratulations to them.
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Hmmm, this doesn't sound right, they whore out the baby pics, but they get married in secret? Something doesn't smell right.
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wake me up when they divorce because Nicole found him in bed with Parasite Hilton in a 3way with the other twin. That might be more interesting.
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I hope they had some deep fried butter at the wedding. That'll shock people awake.
this should be classified under "who cares?"
i thought they were married all this time after all.
most be a slow news Friday.
I hope they are... they make an adorable couple. Being parents really looks good on them.
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