Balloon Boy Is Sick Of This Shit (Literally)
On Larry King last night (seeee beeeelow), Balloon Boy kind of let the publicity stunt out of the bag when he blurted out, "You said it was for a show" during the interview. CUE AWKWARD PAUSE! That's obviously not how they rehearsed it, because Balloon Boy's parents were at a lost for words. It's like when you take a hot piece home from the bar, and you rip off their chonies only to find that they've got a peen the size of button mushroom. You scream to yourself, "What the fuck am I supposed to do now?!" Well, that was basically the look on both of Balloon Boy's parents. HA.
And Wolf Blitzer proved that he needs to spend a little intimate time with a prostitute named "GET A CLUE," because he did not follow up Balloon Boy's bomb. Which leads us to Today this morning....
When Meredith Vieira asked Balloon Boy's skeezy daddy about the talk that the whole thing was just a publicity stunt, out came the barfs! I'm sure Balloon Boy wasn't the only one getting physically sick. Luckily, the family just happened to have a barf bucket at hand, so while Balloon Boy yacked it up, his father went on with the interview. In the Joe Jackson child pimp handbook, it says that if a boy barfs, keep on tapping! Balloon Boy's daddy must have read it before the interview.
The father tried to explain that Balloon Boy only said it was for a show on Larry King last night, because earlier when one of the producers asked him to recreate getting into the attic, the producer said it was "for a show." Balloon Boy's dad also said he was sickened by the accusations that a family who was on Wife Swap twice would actually fake something like this for publicity. Yeah, he wasn't the only one getting sick obviously.
So what's the moral of this story? Never EVER trust a grown ass man with boy band hair circa 1991!
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As someone who was somewhat affected by this in the form of a delayed flight out of Denver yesterday I can tell you that there are going to be many who will be very angry if this was in fact a hoax. It sure is looking like it was. blagues
Why would anyone beleive a 6 year-old could be carried that high in a balloon? I didn't beleive the story when it aired, so I didn't bother to pay attention. But they have my attention now!
I've not watch none of this mess since i dont watch tv except for Dexter and The ID Channel before i go beddy by! But isnt that uhh, whats her name husband, that reality show blonde with the big head?? maybe its his brother, i mean those eyes, his nose, his weird everything isnt kosher just by seeing a foto of him, i've not heard them yet, dont want to.
If they keep raising their kids like this....
One day they will know them as Inmates in their county prison.
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I cannot trust a man with eyes that dead and beady. I believe the stories that he smacked his wife around.
Little kids are very good at telling the truth! LMAO!
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I didn't catch the original coverage (hooplah) about this story. Thank fucking god! And although I think it is wrong if the dad masterminded it, I find it hilarious that the media fell for it. I hate the media (sensationalist stories, etc) with a firey passion. They love this kind of wacked out story. They pretend to be so concerned when someone (a kid) might be in trouble. But as soon as they realise they've been hoodwinked they will cut a bitch up big time.
hey, I was born in Fort Collins, and my parents still live there! I was thrilled to see my hometown on t.v., and then shocked to see why it was on t.v. Seems that the dad is just a media whore who lived in LA. and was trying to make it as a comic/actor (they interviewed his ex-landlady who said he never met a camera he did love). Sad to say, but by the looks of this it was all staged. I know kids are crazy and do stupid things (I left my backyard in diapers in FORT COLLINS (shout out!) and wandered to the local grocery store), but this is just too staged, and when I found out they do reality shows, I started to wonder if this was staged, and now I feel 100% that this was staged. Sick way to get attention, but for punishment they should all be sent back to Ft. Collins and into obscurity!
i no longer care about these people...
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A new kitty lapping up milk trumps old pussy coughing up hair balls any day.
anyone who doesn't think this is a hoax should read the "article" on TMZ about how this family has been trying very hard to get a reality show lately, including with TLC
(BEFORE this incident)
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
Shit, I want the time back that I spent PRAYING for the little demon seed...I AM AN ATHEIST and I was praying!
Now, I am praying for Psycho Dad to burn in hell (which I don't believe in, since I AM AN ATHEIST).
I am really pissed over this entire debacle. Can't you tell?
No comment, just airing out my avatar.
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Yeah that's like hypnotizing chickens.
I don't think it was a publicity stunt. Kids do some stupid shit.
When I was a wee ILPS, I once hit from my Mom in a clothing rack and wouldn't come out. My Mom panicked, called Mervyns' security and had them close down the store for two hours in search of me. How they found me? One of the workers heard me giggle. I thought it was hilarious, but my Mom didn't and I was in deep shit. 10 months later, I had a baby brother. Worse.Punishment.Ever!
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This is so fucked up in so many ways. The kid starts puking and the fucking camera pans out to capture him, then zoom in on it! And dad just keeps chatting away!
I don't know if these assholes faked the fucking balloon drama or not, I do get a strong vibe that they did. I just can't imagine spending hours thinking my child was likely dead in the fucking balloon or from falling out of the balloon, then afterward rush to put all their asses on as many TV shows as possible. This alone makes me think they planned this shit for attention, just for attention's sake or trying to get a fucking reality show like every other worthless shit out there.
"WHO ORDERED THE HAMBURGER WITH AIDS?"
Kid probly puked cuz he knew he was gonna git a ASS WHOOPIN' for fuckin' this whole thing up.
ASSHOLES.
Asshole dad and mom got owned by their Damien-esque little spawn there. Seriously, the kid gives me the creeps with his crooked, homemade haircut.
I want the time I spent watching this crap on CNN, MSNBC, and my local news stations back. This mess could only be made in America where fame farmers can milk the hell out of the fifteen minute cow.
pffft... I would HIT. IT.
*hands snowy a razor... with a smile*
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And your friend.... your friend tried to make it with that cow... I wanna party with you cowboy.
Of course jack, Shelia E. rocked it out.
But I wouldn't wanna get teh secks with her....
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
Don't forget Alex Van Halen.
Not hot, but can drum like a demon!
*grows out armpits hair for Jack's pleasure*
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
bradi, i know you're opinionated and all and Imma let you finish BUT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6LAyskAyNU
(NOT A RICK ROLL)
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And your friend.... your friend tried to make it with that cow... I wanna party with you cowboy.
worry worry super scurry
call the troops out in a hurry
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
NUH UH!!! HWATEST DRUMMER LARRY MULLEN JR. U2!!!!
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And your friend.... your friend tried to make it with that cow... I wanna party with you cowboy.
enough of your horseshit
hottest drummer is John Bonham
http://www.total-drums.com/image-files/john-bonham7.jpg
fruit basket turnover
Coma Caca!!
no the keyboard player was the one I loved, just like Nick Rhodes
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
drummers are HWAT!
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And your friend.... your friend tried to make it with that cow... I wanna party with you cowboy.
MOTHER OF GAWD!!!!
*grasps hand over mouth... spews anyway*
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And your friend.... your friend tried to make it with that cow... I wanna party with you cowboy.
OMG the drummer I used to love him!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14IRDDnEPR4
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
jack, I had to go there.
http://image09.webshots.com/9/5/95/47/111159547edhwuC_ph.jpg
I didn't know Don Henley had sidejobs as a balloon maker and reality TV star.
A Hot B more Bitch
199999999999!!!! *swoon*
and please, no one put any woman's unshaven hairy arm pits up.... will puke.
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And your friend.... your friend tried to make it with that cow... I wanna party with you cowboy.
*Mourns The 80's with jack*
Speaking of the 80's, I heard 1999 on the radio this morning....
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
Someone needs to put Nena and her unshaved pits on their avie.
It's balloon day bitchez!!!
snowy - I like your blondie balloons better....
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And your friend.... your friend tried to make it with that cow... I wanna party with you cowboy.
Bradi - stop it. I was singing that ALL NIGHT last night! IN GERMAN!! uhhhgg
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And your friend.... your friend tried to make it with that cow... I wanna party with you cowboy.
Snowy
I like The Red Balloon
99 LuftBalloons....
Nena is playing in mah brain.
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Migraine - LMAO!! I know, right. I fall for stoopid shit....
*researches history of "blondeness" in Jack's family*
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And your friend.... your friend tried to make it with that cow... I wanna party with you cowboy.
so do you guys like UP or The Red Balloon better
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
i hate this family....glad a child didn't die but the parents, kids are FUCKING OBNOXIOUS...on larry king the kids were hitting each other, rolling their eyes, making stupid gestures at the camera, pretending to be asleep etc...GRRR
i hate this family....glad a child didn't die but the parents, kids are FUCKING OBNOXIOUS...on larry king the kids were hitting each other, rolling their eyes, making stupid gestures at the camera, pretending to be asleep etc...GRRR
Submitted by DeeDee on Fri, 10/16/2009 - 10:36am.
Asthma?
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My thoughts exactly...the kind of asthma you get when your dad threatens to lock your ass in the attic crawl space if you rat him out again!
Jack!!!
You are as gullible as I was about that effin' balloon caper!!!!
pleco: FUCK! I know!
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And your friend.... your friend tried to make it with that cow... I wanna party with you cowboy.
And with this video I will not comment further on this family of wackos. got more important shit to worry about. ima work for a while.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fM5Bpz9HA5k&feature=related
Coma Caca!!