Hot Slut Of The Day!

Derek J - Hairstylist, Wig Tamer, Reality Star, Glitter Master and the Imelda Marcos of Atlanta! If you watch The Real Housewives of Atlanta, then you've already become acquainted with this succulent honey baked ham in heels. When Derek enters the shot, all those other bitches need to go take a cold shower and try again. Ten times out of ten, Derek will outdo them in the shoe, bag, swish, and sway department. If Sherri Shepherd and Jackee Harry morphed into one under a disco ball and during a full moon, they would look just like this sessy piece right here.

Images VIA FreddyO & Derek's MySpace

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Hot Slut of the Day

Submitted by Swallows on Sun, 10/18/2009 - 12:44am.

WTF is in the water in Atlanta???
It is a dude right???

Submitted by shandiRW on Sat, 10/17/2009 - 3:20am.

i think all these hot bitches could pull off their own reality show titled "the real gays of the friends of the Real Housewives of Atlanta"... Dwight- BAM!, this hot bitch right here- BAM!, sherees gay- BAM!, and micheala (the gay nene and lisa met in san diego)- BAM! could so do this shit! fierce! BAM!

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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho

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Submitted by novistarr on Fri, 10/16/2009 - 11:25pm.

Folks, if you want more of Miss Derek J being utterly fabulous (i.e. a mess) - watch GOOD HAIR!

Towards the finale of the film, miss thing storms the Bronner Bros show as "HEADLINER" (cheetah boots roaring of course!) and steals the mutha-fucken show! With no regard for the rules either, this bitch still manages to win it all!

You really can't h8 on her hustle. Sorry Jason. =(

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Submitted by Joe_mama on Fri, 10/16/2009 - 8:04pm.

That IS Neffe's hairstylist in the background

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Can you tell your tits to quit staring at my eyes?

Submitted by Mrs.TimDaly on Fri, 10/16/2009 - 5:08pm.

Thumbnail #2- Hide the laundry basket
Thumbnail # 6- Fur is murder.

Final thought: I'd love to see the balloon that could get this mess off the ground.

Submitted by HoityToity on Fri, 10/16/2009 - 3:43pm.

Oh, SESSY! I wanna be your love slave, bitch! Loves huh, loves huh, loves huh! mmmm! LMAO!

Submitted by KPL on Fri, 10/16/2009 - 2:29pm.

Aside from the Dior bag, It appears he raided Blance Devereux's wardrobe-circa 1985.

Submitted by madonnabeso on Fri, 10/16/2009 - 1:28pm.

this shit is just BORING!

Submitted by Why.So.Serious. on Fri, 10/16/2009 - 1:00pm.

Homegirl might be of PETAs Worst Dressed List [thumbnail 6], but she's most def. on my Best Dressed of '09.

Anyone who outshines a tranny clown [thumbnail 5] deserves all of my praise.

Submitted by nowirehangers on Fri, 10/16/2009 - 12:55pm.

Derek J is in the new Chris Rock documentary "Good Hair". I saw it last weekend and it's great. Check it out for Derek J at his sassiest.

Submitted by LALALALOVE on Fri, 10/16/2009 - 12:28pm.

@shandiRW A hot fucking mess!! The bitch can pull anything off, I can't even lie. Show Rihanna how it's done bitchhhhhhhh!

ParisHilton: "Huge"

Submitted by Mitchymitch on Fri, 10/16/2009 - 12:25pm.

GIRRRRRRRRRL! no she did-int

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Submitted by MuffinAmy on Fri, 10/16/2009 - 12:21pm.

All kinds of hawt. I may have to start watching this dreck just for a glimpse.

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Submitted by shandiRW on Fri, 10/16/2009 - 11:54am.

YESSSSS...... finally! this bitch is hot.

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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho

"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK

Submitted by theboy on Fri, 10/16/2009 - 11:42am.

Now this is my idea of fun and sexy.
I'm in love!!!!!

*** why there's almost nothing about SULKA on the interwebs??? ***

Submitted by darlingjulie on Fri, 10/16/2009 - 11:34am.

I don't care if he wants to dress in women's clothes but at least pick a flattering outfit and in the spirit of Jill Zarin he should really put a brah on.

Submitted by LuxLuv on Fri, 10/16/2009 - 11:17am.

I foresee a War of the Queens soon.

Team Derek J!

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Submitted by AmberWaves on Fri, 10/16/2009 - 11:12am.

Derek J. totally owns it...the bag, the heels, the tuck.

And he can tell you everything you need to know about a good wig.

Go Derek J!

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Submitted by A Noun _is a pe... on Fri, 10/16/2009 - 10:53am.

Damn. All the shoes are fabulous.

Submitted by Abraham Winters on Fri, 10/16/2009 - 10:24am.

Wow, this is quite possibly the funniest picture I have seen in a very long time. Everyone needs a laugh every day and this is certainly giving me my fill for today's quota. Thank you for sharing. webwork

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Submitted by ghettoprincess on Fri, 10/16/2009 - 10:02am.

I kinda love that guy in the back on the left. I think I saw him on the Frankie and Neffie show. His hair and eyebrows always look so on point.

Submitted by YourClothesAreDead on Fri, 10/16/2009 - 9:51am.

So, is this a typical example of what you guys call a 'bottom'?
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Submitted by TopLevelExecutive on Fri, 10/16/2009 - 9:24am.

Fuck this - I demand a recount. Everybody knows that these wannabe divas pale in comparison to the Ultimate Diva - Dwight Eubanks - so they better fall the fuck back!

Submitted by sassybritches on Fri, 10/16/2009 - 9:12am.

oh no, this bitch is hot slut of the millenium!
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Submitted by DR.FUNK on Fri, 10/16/2009 - 9:06am.

Atlanta: The Black San Francisco.

Submitted by RecessVillain on Fri, 10/16/2009 - 8:49am.

Love HIM! Chicken Cutlets better watch out.

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Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 10/16/2009 - 8:16am.

This guy has the bestest shoes ever. And that's the nicest dress I've seen on the D for a while!

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Submitted by hotmess119 on Fri, 10/16/2009 - 8:13am.

I loved the episode where Derek showed up to the party wearing a pink spandex unitard.

Submitted by Skinnymalinky on Fri, 10/16/2009 - 8:02am.

I think I used to work with this guy. Seriously.

Submitted by mike on Fri, 10/16/2009 - 7:56am.

I don't know if the shows aired, or whether it was a teaser for an upcoming episode, but the sight of Dwight scampering around in high heels was disturbing. It made me think of the legendary Spring Heeled Jack.

Submitted by Big Bertha on Fri, 10/16/2009 - 7:56am.

there's a lot of hardcore queens in Atlanta!

Go Derek!

Submitted by freebird on Fri, 10/16/2009 - 7:44am.

Is he a Ralph Lauren model?

Submitted by poshjosh on Fri, 10/16/2009 - 7:40am.

Love love love him. Derek you make the show worth watching. Please break out some Christian Laboutins soon!

Submitted by poshjosh on Fri, 10/16/2009 - 7:40am.

Love love love him. Derek you make the show worth watching. Please break out some Christian Laboutins soon!

Submitted by guyfromhoboken on Fri, 10/16/2009 - 7:40am.

this slut is featured heavily in the new documentary "Good Hair." You MUST see him, it is hysterical. Girl loves her custom made boots...the tackiest shit this side of Phoebe Price.

Submitted by Miss Thang on Fri, 10/16/2009 - 7:36am.

Lmao! Me and my cousin lost our shit last night when this fabulous thing sashayed across the Tv screen. He was working the hell out of those heels!

But Dwight will always be my favorite queen on that show. I love how cunty he's been to Sheree this season:)

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Submitted by Infamous on Fri, 10/16/2009 - 7:33am.

too early for this shit

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Submitted by LuxLuv on Fri, 10/16/2009 - 7:30am.

Hopefully Andy Cohen will give Derek J some airtime. Now THAT I'd stay up to watch.

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Submitted by Terrianne on Fri, 10/16/2009 - 7:29am.

I love Derek J!! He is my favorite on the show. They should give him his own show in my opinion!

Submitted by LuxLuv on Fri, 10/16/2009 - 7:28am.

Reminds me of a little Hershey's Kiss.

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Submitted by MissLoveInTx on Fri, 10/16/2009 - 7:26am.

Derek is Definitely a hot slut, no question about it but NOBODY and I mean NOBODY comes close to the Fierceness that is Dwight!!

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