BALLOON BOY IS ALIVE AND WELL!
If you were like me, your eyeballs were probably stuck to the TV for the past few hours watching the soap opera called Flight of the Navigator II: Falcon Flies Above. Officials just confirmed that 6-year-old Falcon Heene (the kid in the middle) was hiding in a cardboard box in the attic while everyone was trying to find his ass. SO GROUNDED (punned on purpose).
This afternoon, every TV station cut to a floating silver weather balloon flying above Ft. Collins, Colorado. Falcon's brother told the police that he saw him get into the weather balloon before it took off into the sky. About an hour and a half later, the balloon softly landed in an open field. Falcon wasn't in the balloon. That's when a search was called, and some believed that Falcon might have fallen out of the balloon shortly after it took off.
Well, the fact is that Falcon untethered the balloon, and then ran into the house to hide. Falcon thought his ass was going to get into trouble for letting the balloon go.
Falcon's family has already been on Wife Swap, but methinks it's time for SuperNanny to pay a visit. Better yet, send Nancy Grace over there. That will make the entire family wish they were flying 7,000 feet above the ground in a weather balloon.
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I can't wait to see that on YouTube or wherever.
I'm nor shocked after seeing them on Wife Swap
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Submitted by TexnDoc on Fri, 10/16/2009 - 6:39am.
This kid is on Today Show vomiting. This kid is on Good Morning America vomiting.
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Maybe he can't stand his lying folks anymore. Good on him!
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Not much else to say. Now there are theories mom/dad concocted something for him to drink to make him hurl on cue. Watching kid upchucking and walking off the set with mom/dad sitting there waiting for Diane's next question is mind-boggling.
My word, I missed all the excitement, thank Dog.
I'm glad I was watching reruns of "The Nanny" and playing Dungeons and Dragons on Facebook.
Something ain't right with this family. Being on a reality show doesn't help. Makes them look guilty as shit.
OMG TD tell me more
I am on the bus
so are they asking them about it being a hoax?!?!
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LMAO @ Falcon Flies Above!!!! ... But on the real this whole ordeal would have involved a swift ass whippin from my mother when I was a kid! The hell?
This kid is on Today Show vomiting. This kid is on Good Morning America vomiting. Just saw clips of both. Diane Sawyer had to tell these idiot parents to go attend to their kid as they sat there staring at the cameras. Michael K should have some fun with this today. Jon and Kate might have some blowback here as Joe Scarborough is blaming them.
I say send those bratty kids to military school or Catholic schools they need to whipped into shape. The parents are not doing their job. Those kids need boudaries.
In my heyday as a youth, this would have been an automatic beatdown from my parents.
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In the Wolf Blitzer(CNN) interview little Falcon stated : "You guys said that ... we did this for the show". His brothers looked knowingly at their crazed Dad. The jig was up!
Social Services should take a look-see into that family. I'd bet poor Falcon got a whoopin' and then some, when the cameras left.
And that was the most lame-ass "flying saucer" balloon I've seen - the serial number of the balloon manufacturer was on it and the shape was so off. Geesh......Hoaxers need to get their game on.
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You all know you want this dude as your dad. I wanna chase storms and build shit on the roof. These kids must be smart as all hell. Think about it, they made our dumb asses look all afternoon. ~*~Grasshopper~*~
I just watched the Larry King live clips. It's SO obvious that douchebag so-called "Dad" set this whole thing up. Come on, fellow D-listers...let's all pitch in and build a bogus balloon for the sole purpose of sending these lame parents into outer space (no rescue crews needed). ASSHOLES.
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Submitted by TITS on Fri, 10/16/2009 - 1:04am.
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ps it's your turn.
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Although I don't mind being drunk myself, I don't like seeing others who are legless. I'm always afraid they're going to throw up and I HATE THAT! That being said, I just invested 10 minutes in this drunk guy at the convenience store bending backwards.
I'm definitely going to immortalize him in pshop.
Definitely.
A little more history on this 'father': http://assme.org/2009/10/15/boxtime-balloon-boy-rats-out-his-fameball-fo...
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Yeah that's like hypnotizing chickens.
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Yeah that's like hypnotizing chickens.
Submitted by Ford_Prefect on Fri, 10/16/2009 - 12:32am.
@Sandbitch...
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHa!!!
Wheeze!
OMG
Your avator ROCKS!
I guess that's how douche feels when KH8 sendings the possum after him.
One needs special powers to avoid the rabid possum DO!
@kittymuffin
Sandbitch you should have the drunk convenience guy (bending backwards) in your avie
Googling drunk convenience guy bending backwards...
The parents should have to pay for all the time and money wasted on this fuckery. They obviously have a past of being attention seeking fame whores, too. I fear for the world some days.
@Sandbitch...
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHa!!!
Wheeze!
OMG
Your avator ROCKS!
I guess that's how douche feels when KH8 sendings the possum after him.
~Tiny Fists of Irken Fury!~
Worth repeating - chirios find.
These ass-wipes on wife-swap show:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_WTWSHUi5M
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Yeah that's like hypnotizing chickens.
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Submitted by TexnDoc on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 11:56pm.
I think if they did that to the father, america would forgive him.
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Yeah that's like hypnotizing chickens.
In Brazil they have a weekend Howard Stern like show "Panico" where I was down there once and they had a live show where they tethered about 500 helium filled balloons to their little Tina Tequila like star (Sabrina). I thought it was dangerous, expected her to float up about 1000 feet and come crashing down. She ended up traveling about two miles over Sao Paulo screaming her ass off and crashed and got stuck on a skyscraper under construction. It ended up being quite funny.
Sandbitch you should have the drunk convenience guy (bending backwards) in your avie
Cops told TMZ they've been inundated with calls from tipsters who wanted to give cops a heads-up that the 6 year old who was thought to have been trapped in a runaway balloon explained on Larry King Live "We did this for the show".
kid needs an ass whoopin! Taking off in the family fake UFO. Hood ratter.
if you saw the 'wife swap' episode, these folks are completely nuts and regularly put their kids in dangerous situations. they probably thought that he was in the balloon... while the poor kid was able to sneak away and hide from his insane (and hugely annoying) 'tornado chaser' parents.
social services needs to check in on this fame-mongering clan.
My little cycnical ho heart is happy. I called bullshit after seeing the ballon. There was no way that thing could have lifted 50+ lbs the way it was flying.
A huge WTF to those mutant parents. Has America become so base that we'll chase our 15 minutes of fame whether it is good or NOT? Bonus points for putting other folks in danger (helicopter pilots), and pissing away others time and $$$.
Now I want to go to Fort Collins and donkey punch both those fucktards in the head.
~Tiny Fists of Irken Fury!~
@ DiamondDawg
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TMZ just spoke with the Larimer County Sheriff's Dept. who told us they are aware of Falcon Heene's comments on "Larry King Live" tonight -- and are "investigating the situation."
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Yeah that's like hypnotizing chickens.
Kokos - my theory is that the FATHER intentionally made a craft to look like a UFO to hoax a bunch of people. I guessed/am guessing that he was doing a test run, like to see how much helium he needed, then he left it unattended and that's when the kid cut it loose. I bet father was planning to let it off later this week.
That or it was a PLANNED diversion from Obama's visit to NOLA. I know that's a stretch, but I love me some conspiracy theories. They totally cut away from Obama at the Town Hall to focus on the craft.
I even joked saying the MUFON.ORG peeps were having orgasms that we finally made contact. (MUFON.org is the place to go if you spot a UFO)...
Anyhoe, I'm off to bed. Have a wild one!
i can already see the abc promos for their newest wife swap " now the family who survived disaster is back...."
You're so sweet, LR!
I was heartbroken. While packing and unpacking I came across dozens of pictures of them and cried all over again.
Thanks for your kind words.
Goodnight!
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 10:36pm.
Submitted by utexbella on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 10:35pm.
There are reports saying that it may have been planned by the parents. http://mashable.com/2009/10/15/balloon-boy-falcon-heene/
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I called that here on Open Post sometime around 3pm NOLA time. *does touchdown dance in bedroom*
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i'm glad a child didn't die BUT this family seems like pieces of complete shit...why the fuck would you want to be famous for being all around assholes...people really scare me today with the "well if i'm not really famous infamy is second best b.s."...i hate it...and all of us on d-listed(snarky /bitchy as we are) we're glued to this event (see open post)...this is just going to contribute to the eventual backlah/boy who cried wolf factor that is inevitable in reality tv...and will make it harder for us "normal" folks...GRRRRRRR
i guessing he wants to patent his invention and make millions.he already had a 4 hour infomerical for it.
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@ DiamondDawg
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Sounds like a real nightmare. These little creatures become members of our family, they become our babies and to loose them is a real heartbreak.... I can't even imagine how horrible it was for you to go through all of that.
*gentle hug*
Isn't it something that Balloon Boy (one fictional victim) gets the National Guard choppers ASAP but Katrina peeps (whole lots of actual victims) were left to float...?
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FOR REAL, Little_Rascal.
It happened two years ago when we moved from midtown to the northwest part of town of Tucson. My greedy hor landlord failed to tell us that there were coyotes in the neighborhood. She just wanted our f'g rent. I lost 1 cat the very same night we moved in. I lost Heaven about 2 weeks after that and I lost one of my other bestest cats ever in January. It wasn't until January that I found out about the all the wild animals. There were owls and rattlers, too.
I hate my ex-landlord with such a passion I can't even tell you.
After that happened we had 1 cat left. A year later I adopted Ivan and he was an indoor only cat. Dina survived living in the NW neighborhood and would not allow herself to be an indoor cat. We worried every.single.night about her. We left that horz house in September and moved to NOLA. Now we're in a super cat and dog friendly place. No wild critters to carry them off!
Thanks for asking.
Submitted by little_rascal on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 10:30pm.
@ kittymuffin
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Congratulations on your new avatar! Meow... :-)
thanx lil rasc
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Your kitteh was eaten by a coyote???
For real?
LOL - JUST SAW THIS AT TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT:
(917): half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
Submitted by azgirl on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 10:22pm.
TITS that 3 possum t-shirt is the funniest thing eva.
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that was my2cents. i wouldn't have thought of that, i'm not that twisted, sadly.
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Yeah that's like hypnotizing chickens.
Submitted by utexbella on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 10:35pm.
There are reports saying that it may have been planned by the parents. http://mashable.com/2009/10/15/balloon-boy-falcon-heene/
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I called that here on Open Post sometime around 3pm NOLA time. *does touchdown dance in bedroom*