Blohan To Face A Judge

While Michael Lohan continues to run his mouth about the so-called intervention he's going to stage for Blohan, she will be in front of a judge tomorrow morning. TMZ says that the judge in her DUI case was told that she got a giant FAIL in her booze education course, so he's summoned her to face his wrath. Unfortunately, the course's final exam didn't including downing a dozen Red Bull & Vodkas in 3-minutes flat without leaving a drop. If that was the case, she would've been best in class.

The judge will determine if Blohan violated her probation by flunking the booze program. If he does, he could send her off to the chokey.

You know, maybe jail wouldn't be such a bad thing for this one. I mean, it would prove the haters who say she can't even get arrested in Hollywood WRONG. Also, there's plenty of available butch snatch in jail and I'm sure they know how to make strong cocktails out of mouthwash, prison fruit and panty crust.

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Submitted by Meeshie on Fri, 10/16/2009 - 7:34am.

Oh God please throw her ass in jail! If anyone deserves to be tossed in the pokey, it's this junky.

Submitted by LuxLuv on Fri, 10/16/2009 - 6:22am.

I just want to know what Ungaro thought it was doing by putting HER on the staff. The fuck?

Lindsay's more of a Richie Rich kind of girl.
Like Pam.

Maybe Sheree from the Atlanta Housewives could use her for her shit "clothing line".

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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Fri, 10/16/2009 - 6:14am.

This stupid bitch needs to buy a goddamn clue instead of a line of coke next time.

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Submitted by gucci on Fri, 10/16/2009 - 3:52am.

my 66 year old mother is better looking than her.
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Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 10/16/2009 - 2:56am.

Wow. That is the face of a rode hard 45 year old.

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Submitted by dementa on Fri, 10/16/2009 - 2:23am.

Whenever she's photographed these days, she always looks

A. dead
B. like she's in the middle of scoffing at the suggestion that she might be killing herself with drugs.

Submitted by zfiledh on Fri, 10/16/2009 - 1:51am.

I can't believe I'm older than Blohan. She looks really rough!

Submitted by tapgirl on Fri, 10/16/2009 - 1:12am.

Wouldn't it be nice to send Lilo over to the UK to live with Wino for a while, imagine the fun they could have. And "WinLo" has a nice ring to it.

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Submitted by Nell on Fri, 10/16/2009 - 12:34am.

My liver shutters everytime I see a picture of her.

Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Fri, 10/16/2009 - 12:19am.

Hey, she's finally getting that intervention shit bag dad's been praying for.

Submitted by Zonko on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 10:04pm.

Zonko says tomorrow Blohan is going
directly to jail.

- And no, she won't collect $200.00.

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Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 10:00pm.

The girl doesn't need a jail sentence, she needs THERAPY PRONTO.

Submitted by Tristram on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 9:19pm.

I'm surprised she's not an adjunct professor. All she had to do was show up and she failed at that.

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Submitted by freebird on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 9:17pm.

FAMEWHORE TAX HER!!!

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Submitted by Grace Disful on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 8:24pm.

Why does she always look like she's trying to read an eye chart in so many of these pix?

I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.

Submitted by PinkPostIt on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 8:07pm.

Jail might be what she needs to save her life. She's already got her grave dug and one foot in.

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Submitted by kokoskitten on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 8:05pm.

the most she would get is 30-45 days (yeah right) and i doubt jail would scare her straight at this point...she'd be making pruno with the best of them...and at lynnwood(that's where they all go right???) she'd probably still be released early...she needs to be in a LOCKDOWN rehab (ala redmond griffin/fawcett whatever) for a couple of years....

Submitted by Albatross on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 7:59pm.

Blohan's life is one big bag of FAIL.

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Submitted by Joe Dabb Babbalucci on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 7:42pm.

This is great news if the judge wants to save this punk's life. LiLo is delusional about her importance in the world. I hope the judge hits her with a hard sentence to get her attention. She'll end up on the Caskets on Parade list anyway, but it won't hurt to try. If you look up the phrase "FUBAR" in the dictionary, you'll see her name and photo.

Submitted by Manimal5 on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 7:05pm.

Submitted by Mickflash on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 6:25pm.
Am I the only one who sees her as Dana Plato inside and out? She is not going to end well.

There you go... The Dana Plato Story on uh...TLC!!
She would probably mess that up too.

Submitted by Vermithrax on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 6:51pm.

Back to the chokey for about 8½ minutes... then go relax with a nice pitcher of daiquiris.

Submitted by moomarse on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 6:47pm.

If she goes before the judge and ends up in an LA jail, she'll be let go and nothing more will happen! Remember what happened to Paris???

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Submitted by Mickflash on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 6:25pm.
Am I the only one who sees her as Dana Plato inside and out?
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Submitted by kittymuffin on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 6:32pm.

her face

she looks like a mr. rogers puppet
lady elaine cheeks

Submitted by mommy2kai on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 6:31pm.

God damn, how old is she? 50?

Submitted by Mickflash on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 6:25pm.

Am I the only one who sees her as Dana Plato inside and out? She is not going to end well.

I didn't say you were stupid, I said that you were acting stupid. But since you didn't understand that NOW I'm saying you are stupid.

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Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 6:01pm.

Even when she runs over a disabled blind kid and his pregnant mother, she'll get off.

Submitted by kokoskitten on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 5:58pm.

i ended up "failing" dui school because i turned in the paperwork that said i had finished late and there was some signature technicality...they can get you on all kind of things but most likely she missed some classes or showed up drunk/high...i had to do the whole fucking class over again and got work release for 5 days with the orange vest...it really depends on the judge...he/she can do anything from give her a warning (likely in hollywood) to jail...hopefully jail

Submitted by Grace Disful on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 5:53pm.

Maybe she thought the drunkie class took place in December. When actually it took place in August.

I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.

Submitted by NaNoop on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 5:49pm.

Submitted by madam s. on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 5:14pm.

Hmmm... it seems like the booze program is one of the only thing she's been succeeding at lately.

LOL- yeah, why the judge gotta look at it all negative n shit. The judge must be a pessimist. He COULD choose to see it as a "glass half full" type thang. :P

Submitted by NaNoop on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 5:48pm.

Let's see what kind of "slap" on the wrist she gets this time. Howza 'bout a DRUG test, too YerOnner???

Submitted by Green Is Good on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 5:42pm.

Submitted by skidmarx on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 5:15pm.

Lindsay has been away from LA for the last three weeks. She must have missed several classes. I want to know how she passes the random drug tests.
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Hmmm, her sister "the curious case of Ali Lohan" has been joined at Lilo's hip.

Guess who's peeing in the cup?

Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 5:41pm.

I'm sure it wasn't her fault.

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Submitted by notreallyworking on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 5:40pm.

not a giant FAIL! OH NO!

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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 5:39pm.

How does one fail such a course I wonder.
How fucking hard could it be?

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Submitted by Green Is Good on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 5:37pm.

Awwwww. Haghan might have to spend TWO whole hours in lockup this time, instead of the 87 minutes she did for cocaine possession. Because those weren't her pants.

Submitted by TEE on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 5:37pm.

Nothing will happen, she'll walk away from this too. Now if it were you or I now that is a different story, our lives would be over. fucking whore

Submitted by kokoskitten on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 5:35pm.

Submitted by Centaurious on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 5:02pm.
The only way she could have flunked the booze program is by not showing up.

NOBODY is THAT stupid not to pass it otherwise...
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or you can show up drunk/high which i could see her doing

Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 5:29pm.

FAIL! Throw her ugly ass in the chokey!

AND PLEASE, PLEASE let there be a drug test.

Submitted by mellen on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 5:27pm.

Damn...she is so hagged out!

Submitted by Manimal5 on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 5:19pm.

She really sucks at everything.

Submitted by skidmarx on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 5:15pm.

Lindsay has been away from LA for the last three weeks. She must have missed several classes. I want to know how she passes the random drug tests. there's no way in hell that she's clean.

Come at me bitch!