Thursday, October 15th 2009
We All Dance For Deep Fried Butter
When this little boy takes a bite out of a piece of deep fried butter, he busts into a dance that would make Velma from Scooby Doo really proud. The truth is, I'm not sure if he's dancing because the taste of deep fried fat has filled him with the dance spirit, or if he's jumping around to stop his heart from freaking the hell out. Who knows, but I do know that I really want a piece of deep fried butter right now. If it doesn't make my arteries pop, it will make me dance dance DANCE!!!!
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I'm from the other side of the globe. So what on earth is a "deep fried butter?"
My cholesterol level shoot up just by thinking about it.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 10/16/2009 - 8:21am.
SLUTTSSYY!!!!
LMFAO! That IS how we roll in AR... 'sept we wear kilts and kowboy hats.
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Y'all are klassy like that, and don't forget about yelling "ssssssssssssssssuey" while wearing those kilts.
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 4:07pm.
"And they send my powerchair and diabeetus testing supplies right to my door, at no cost to me!"
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God, I fucking HATE the south & I live here! I'm getting out asap, though. Mainly b/c of shiz like this! oh, ahahaha isn't it so hilarious to watch some fug little kid dance around like he's got a case of the dt's after he's eaten pure fried FAT. Well, bless his heart!
Really, the parents should be shot. And they wonder why 1/2 the US is obese! You learn your eating habits from your PARENTS.
SLUTTSSYY!!!!
LMFAO! That IS how we roll in AR... 'sept we wear kilts and kowboy hats.
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Geez, you all need to lighten up on the deep fried butter and how abusive it is of his parents to feed it to him. It's a State Fair for crying out loud! You don't exactly get a Fishy Paltrow-approved macrobiotic diet served to you there. Eating unhealthy crap at a state fair is a right of passage and necessary to proper childhood development. I'm sure all you critics out there have never let a morsel pass the lips of your progeny, that wasn't fully nutritious in every way right?
Anyway...deep fried butter sounds brilliant to me. Butter is awesome. I say this as a slender, active, healthy woman, with cholesteral way under 200, who eats it once in a while. My mother in law and I used to do "Butter Shots". That involves drinking down the melted butter that is left after eating a lobster. We did more to gross out everyone around us than because we thought it tasted great.
I did find the kid's dance to be oddly creepy.
How do I say this politely...the kid looks like a fucking retard! I think he’ll be doing the same dance when he’s 16 -25-38-49-60-75-?
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Cute as a button!!!
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The very idea of deep-fried butter - a big greasy gob of butter squishing b/t my teeth & tongue/roof of my mouth - OMG I want to vomit. And that would be my reaction, pregnant or not!
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That is one ugly ass kid, and he looks like a retard.
That is one ugly ass kid, and he looks like a retard.
tom delay will do anything to get back on dancing with the stars.
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This made news why? Deep fried butter? Not cute kid? Whatever. I'm over little boys for today. Balloon Boy ruined it for this kid.
Awww. That was kind of cute that way he did his little old man dance.
Deep friend butter? May taste good, but it is SO bad for you. Same with deep fried candy bars and deep fried everything else. If he only had one little taste, he's okay. It's not like they fed him a whole stick.
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How lame, they played the same clip like 5 times in a row to make it look like he danced for a minute.
I don't know why but that made me kind of sad. Just the trusting, gentle way he took that fried piece of shit from his mom's hands. It's child abuse to get your kids into shit like that. Then again my toddler loves chocolate and he will shank a bitch who tries to eat a Snicker's in front of him and doesn't give him any.
Aww he's a cutie, the deep fried butter not so much. And as someone already said it is just his dancing looped, booooo hiisssss booo-urns
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That kid dances like an old man. I mean an OLD man, round about 90 or so. A codger. And a mean-spirited one at that.
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that poor kid isn't dancing for joy, he trying to unclog his arteries after eating that mess...deep fried butter...i just can't...
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Don't look at me, I didn't start this.
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My sister had fried butter at the State Fair of Texas and said it tasted like a buttered biscuit! She also had the peaches and cream.
I think he's trying to shake the instant cholesterol buildups from his arteries. Who the hell puts that shit in their kid's mouth? It's child abuse.
Fried Butter is one of the new novelty foods at the State Fair of Texas. It is more like a sopapilla or donut in that they dip the butter in batter so of course it melts into the outside layer. It's a good time. You can get it after you have the chicken fried bacon. The other winner this year was the fried peaches and cream (fried peaches with glaze) and for all the haters out there, a bitch would shank you if you got between them and one of these bits of fried deliciousness.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 4:52pm.
PEACHES!!!!!
You're, like, the only person I know who's louder than me:) O yeah - and this 4 year old boy but I showed him;p
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tehee!
hahahahahahhahahahaha
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox to angel !
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Sorry errbuddy. I forgot Deep Fried Butter Dance was a topic all by itself;p
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Nice mom shorts.
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She's flat and that's that!
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ME too! It was so weird cuz I'm here tryna force myself to work so I hit twitter cuz it's low-key for me. And I caught it just as it was happening! Ugh. I'm just hoping he fell out right away....
I can't believe those people were on Wife Swap (i found out late). How bizarre is that?
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This is worth repeating: What kind of idiotic parent lets their kid eat deep fried butter?????
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 4:25pm.
Submitted by zomay on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 4:18pm.
I heard the fat fucks do that shit in Vegas, too. Wheel themselves from casino to casino and shit.
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YUP! Like the fucking walkways inside a casino aren't fucking small and crowded enough, you've got some fat lazy fuck in a rascal trying to run your ass over to get the the last Wheel of Fortune dollar slot.
*beep beep*
FUCK YOU MOTHER FUCKER!
I'll call that the benjamin button pre death dance
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Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 4:25pm.
Submitted by zomay on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 4:18pm.
I heard the fat fucks do that shit in Vegas, too. Wheel themselves from casino to casino and shit.
Yeah they do. Drive those powerchair things right up to the buffet line.
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Yes thank you, just busy at work. Balloon Boy caused me to come out of hiding for a few minutes; nothing like coming to DL when big drama news is in the making. I must say that I'm exhausted from all the emotional turmoil from the story.
Submitted by peaches80 on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 4:51pm.
Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony.
Mahatma Gandhi
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For true:)
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PEACHES!!!!!
You're, like, the only person I know who's louder than me:) O yeah - and this 4 year old boy but I showed him;p
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Submitted by Sluttsville on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 4:49pm.
@ angel_i ♥♥♥ missed you lately!
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Hey boo! I missed you too ♥ Are you feeling better now?
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HI ANGEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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My Scottish gran used ro give us slices of butter rolled in sugar when we had a cough as kids
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Submitted by kanderso on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 4:29pm.
Someone oughta tell that little tard's parents that it ain't time to break out the reindeer t-shirt yet
LOL! Fuckin' rednecks.
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Submitted by agirl on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 4:09pm.
Deep fried fucking BUTTER.
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Couldna said it better mahself! Altho I might have added a few !!!!!!! and a :( at the end.
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Damn...deep fried butter makes you do the stanky leg, lol.
Deep fried butter? WTF? No wonder American kids are obese! Who would give their child deep fried butter anyway. Cute kid, though.
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oh and what in the name of arse is deep fried butter? wtf is it? I mean is it real butter that's deep fried? Surly it would melt.">
Tempura battered deep fried ice cream doesn't. Sprinkled with chocolate sauce. Heaven.
That little boy dances like Hugh Hefner.
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 4:29pm.
Peaches check with Simply Sarah
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LOL i kind of love simply sara there is something about her face that is real kind !
by seriously i may try this thing , i mean some of the best stuff i tried have been at amusement parks , i am still trying to reproduce churro sunday and chilli fries , but like really reproduce not make it healthier , i want the same stuff !
i fact i need that stuff cause i am a stressaholic so i run as a kind of meditation and i need the carbs !!!!!!!!!!!!
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Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony.
Mahatma Gandhi
oh and what in the name of arse is deep fried butter? wtf is it? I mean is it real butter that's deep fried? Surly it would melt.
fucking retarded rednecks.
Peaches check with Simply Sarah
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Tupac is about to get into a grave, so he can roll over.. MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Someone oughta tell that little tard's parents that it ain't time to break out the reindeer t-shirt yet. I know deep fried butter can ooze into your brain and make thinkin' tough, but he should wait at least until November before busting out his Christmas gear. Fashion FAIL.
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