Why Am I Not Surprised?
TyTy Baby's talk show is usually full shit, but this Friday's episode is really going to be full of shit. LITERALLY.
TyTy is bragging about how her show will air the first ever televised colonic. Unfortunately, it won't be performed on her mouth. Instead, some unlucky bitch will get their caca sucked out while TyTy's audience and the entire country watches on. You know TyTy is going to stand over the poor soul and ask, "Is your asshole smizing?!"
Some people can't even poop with their cat in the bathroom staring at them, so I can only imagine how it must feel to have a tube up your no-no while a crowd dry heaves in front of you. Actually, I don't really have to imagine it since that's how I spent my weekend, and it wasn't fun as I thought it was going to be.
And I wonder how TyTy is going to top this one? On the next Tyra: TyTy gets to the bottom of menstrual berries!!
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I pity the poor suckers who have the "luck" to end up w. a ticket for that day's taping! Eeek
Actually they did that on Jackass back then... I mean MTV is television too, isn't it?
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I’m laughing my ass off here. WTF this is what TV has come to? Can you imagine being that poor girl? From now on everyone just calls you Colonic Chick.
Are you going to see a big stream of crap flowing down that tube leading into the white box thingy? It goes from white to brown! I’m honking already at the thought of that.
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Ugh... "menstrual berries". I've never heard THAT term before. Thanks for making my monthly "gift" a little less entertaining. *gags*
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I feel shameful taking care of diarrhea in a public bathroom, so I really can't relate to why you'd want the shit being sucked out of your ass to be televised for millions of people to see.
She must really be desperate for attention.
I don't understand the need for going to a doctor for a colonic. After all, the only thing you really need to do is to eat a bunch of watermelon and get launched down a water slide at 90 miles per hour.
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Now we are the crow which contemplated the silence...
I only have one question . . . why?????
I fear that us Dutchies have beaten you to the punch on this one. We actually had a celebrity reality soap more or less obsessing with this topic and in every episode the shit hit the fan.
dave navarro already had a colonic on tv when he and carmine electra had a reality show.
as with everything tyranasaurus is 6 years too late.
TyTy might want to reconsider that lie. Hers is NOT the first show to televise a colonic. Either last season or the one before (bad memory) Penn and Teller's Showtime show, BULLSHIT! had a segment questionable medical practices and showed one.
So TY TY is telling untruths!
also I'm surprised she didn't line up for this,she took her weave out,pranced in her I'm-not-fat swimsuit,that would have made sense I though she was all about being realz.
she is really running out of topics...big deal she has an expert do it,Paris and Nicole gave colonic to various oversized people in that show they were in..that was the real deal..
Who would want to watch that. Even if I had one myself, I wouldn't want to see the clear tube and what it's sucking out of my ass. No way! And Tyra wants to televise this? Bitch has lost her mind! But you just watch, it will probably get high ratings because there are so many sickos in this country that will watch ANYTHING!
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Yes, "You Are What You Eat," which used to be on BBC America, sent someone each episode to get a colonic. You got to see it from the same angle depicted in the photo.
Yep this was done maybe 6 years ago several times by some C-list celebrities on UK TV show about detox, so yawn ... been there ... seen that ... bandwagon. Its just poop, we all do it
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She should have gotten John Mayer to do it!
OK - the human race has now officially reached the very lowest it can possibly go. It is time to start human sacrifice live on TV and I nominate Tyra as the first victim followed by everyone who actually watched this fuckery.
that's some sick isht desperation at work right there
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It also raises the question, who would ever volunteer to have this done to them on live TV?
... Hi, I'm American Television.. have we met??
hell to the no....
that is all kinds of wrong, I liked Tyra before but she's going completely bat-shit lately. WTF???
And why didn't she volunteer herself ala Katie Couric? Chicken-shit (pun intended).
After I saw Katie Couric getting a colon exam live on the Today Show, I don't need to watch any more of that crap!
Ew! Did you ever see that (was it Bullshit? mebbe) documentary on colon cleansing.... in the middle, one of these colonics specialists got sick with some kinda crazy illness you can only get from handling other people's shit. Ha!
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Let's just hope the colo victim ate loads of onions, garlic and cabbage and someone from the audience lightens up a cigarette and blows up the whole tank.
Now that would be a shit-hits-the-fan moment!
'Some people can't even poop with their cat in the bathroom staring at them, so I can only imagine how it must feel to have a tube up your no-no while a crowd dry heaves in front of you'
LMFAO ... actually this isn't the first televised colonic cos I know for a fact that Johnny Knoxville of Jackass fame did it already while dressed like Santa.
"I told the troot, and I have fate the troot will prevail."
It also raises the question, who would ever volunteer to have this done to them on live TV?
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by dreamhypnotique on Mon, 06/15/2009
It's like trying to put Herpes in its place, when you're syphilis.
tyra is not the first person to televise that, idk if someone already said this. but on the simple life , i think season 2 (yes I watched it!!) one of their jobs was to do colonoscopies at a fat camp.
Hopefully the guest will eat a gallon of jalapenos first before coming on the show...
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Does NO ONE else remember Johnny Knoxville doing this on JACKASS about 8 years ago?
Oh, Tyra. It's been done. Quit patting yourself on the back.
MK has never experienced a colonoscopy.
By the time the rubber hose with the camera attached is poked into the pooper, your GI tract is clean as the driven snow because you have spent hours and hours sitting on the toilet, drinking gallons of nasty stuff, crapping until you think your teeth are next!
What a cunt.
just attach the other end to her mouth.
i hate this bish - shes too old to be wearing flood pants.
Lets talk about biology,
Make believe youre next to me,
Phonography, phonography,
Talk that sexy talk to me,
Better make sure that the line is clean,
Keep it confidential, you and me.
Phonography, phonography,
Dirty talking, call it phonography.
If it was Jon Gosselin having his haemorrhoids ligated live, then perhaps I'd watch. I might even hit record.
Menstrual malts and period pudding...my favorite!!
"Fuck me running..."
Unless Tyra has this machine hooked up to her own asshole why would anyone tune in?
maybe she can show us how to use that menstrual cup thing next.
oh oh and the 'go girl' too!
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Yeah that's like hypnotizing chickens.
Definitely not the first time...I also saw it on that stupid show with Cisco Alder's band..
How embarrassing for me to admit to watching that shit!!
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Will this show also include a segment on how to use that personal wiping stick thing?
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If she were any kind of hostess, she would have the colonoscopy done on herself instead of a random guest. Come, Tyra!
thanks to my new hi-def television, I should be able to see the pieces of corn, right?
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Next week she'll be telling us how to douche properly.
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sorry TY-RANT it will not be the first ever live colonic on TV. I was on a reality show called 'The Salon' in the UK about 4 years ago and had a colonic on that show. SO FULL OF SHIT
wow they actually pay her 30 million a year to show shit on TV? literally!
Disgusting.
I know, M.E. they sure did. ha ha Tyra. Paris and Nicole did this YEARS AGO!!!!
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Another reason to not get HDTV.
Submitted by svp on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 3:17pm.
maybe next time she will teach us all how to smile with our assholes.
Submitted by Whatever on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 3:21pm.LMAO! Smize with your butthole!
I know - right? Pucker up bitches!
Well, there's a feather in her wig.
Um, didn't Paris and Nicole already do this shit?