Afternoon Crumbs
Pictures from Brit Brit's "3" video which looks like scenes from the inside of an S&M gay club. Hot. - Popsugar
Battlestar Galacticaboobies - Egotastic!
George Clooney and his Cindy Crawford clone hit London - Lainey Gossip
Nicolas Cage owned a fucking castle (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Miranda Kerr and two big balls - Hollywood Tuna
TyTy's $30 million nipples - Cityrag
Jarvis Cocker and his matching mini-me son - Holy Moly!
Duh Period - ICYDK
Kellan Lutz works out a lot - Towleroad
If Bernadette Peters plays Ginger Spice, I'm okay with this - Just Jared
Good news, ladies! David Archie's creepy skeezy father is available - Popeater
Holly Madison was pleasantly surprised when she pulled the tap and cob webs and Viagra dust didn't come pouring out - Hollywood Rag
If you stand on your tippy toes while looking into a pair of binoculars, you might be able to see Vivica Fox's hairline - I'm Not Obsessed
More cracked-out gayelle drama - Celebitchy
Little Red Pregnant Hood - Socialite Life
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Submitted by LuxLuv on Fri, 10/16/2009 - 12:22am.
Hey, LuxLuv!
It happens to the best of us. Sometimes age can really be surprising, and I can understand the awkwardness of eyeballing someone (x) years older or younger than you, expecially when you share that same age difference with a parent or child of yours. It's pretty common.
Oh god I hate the junior college drop-out kids who hang out at the gas station. They're so obnoxious and they seem to never leave. They are down there every single day, from sunrise to about 3 or 4 in the morning. It doesn't matter whether it's in the 100 degree heat or in the middle of a snowstorm, unless they are working at the pizza shop and they ALL work down there. Together. I don't even think they shower, but their daily routine seems to include chasing equally contaminated, strung-out drop-out pussy and shouting at cars.
My dogs also throw tantrums whenever they want to go to bed because they don't like to sleep alone. Our dog has a curfew for us, lol.
Anyway, sweet dreams and have a good night!
PS: Love the avvie.
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Now we are the crow which contemplated the silence...
The fuck is up with this quinty new layout?
Nevermind. Fuckit.
www.peopleofwalmart.com
@Khensu: Sorry, I've probably missed you tonight.
Worked some OT at the Wally. I also got flirted on by my hot little 26 year-old co-worker and soccer buddy (he's my oldest son's age, for crying out loud!) which kinda freaked me out a bit...then I'd gotten held up at the the gas station by one of our local junior college drop-out loser drunk kids who thought I was his high school teacher - and that's another thing I hear a lot of: "Are you a teacher?"
Anyway, that was MY night in a nutshell. Now I'm gonna sashay my skinny ass off to bed. I look like and feel like ASS.
Besides, the dog is getting pissy that I'm up so late. She doesn't like to sleep alone.
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Slohan is a great nickname.
That is all.
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Now we are the crow which contemplated the silence...
fuck you biased boob loving fags if i could find you i would and hurt you all dont ever say lower half is gay unless you want to vanish
Manimal5 on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 6:58pm.
She is sweet.
I tried googling The Jerk and all I got was handjob porn sites...gotta add filter!
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Heeeheeeheeee
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The dude on one knee had full-on dreadlocks when they started the photoshoot.
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History of the Joke
More cracked-out gayelle drama
if u cn rd this u2 cn go n get a gd job.
So Slohan finally realizes Sam is tired of her tuna cakes?
Looks like he's about to insert his bald head in her bald sock slot.
Britney, we've seen your vag, the jig is up.
~I believe in science, bitch~
Not only is Vivica A. Fox's hairline receding but her legs are shaped badly and her nose job is awful.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 5:20pm.
Get a hairstyle, Britney.
And all the patterns in the world are never gonna hide your chub.
She's prolly always going to have Paula Abdul legs. Must be a bad angle.
Submitted by zomay on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 3:34pm.
I just saw Bernadette Peters in 'The Jerk' the other night and she was a super cute lady.
She is sweet.
I tried googling The Jerk and all I got was handjob porn sites...gotta add filter!
Submitted by bigorexia on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 4:41pm.
CAN'T WAIT TO SEE IT. YAAAAY!
are you serious
and have you ever seen the movie freaks that was filmed around 1932 ?
just wondering
The pussy sniffer must have dicked somebody pretty bad to rate this gig...
Will someone PLEASE mail this dumb hillbilly twat a hairbrush so she can brush that nappy ass weave??!
How sad is it that this bitch goes from having 2 diamond albums to barely selling a million and yet her Britarded fans still go for blood over someone who is CLEARLY only working because she owes so many people money.
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"AND YES SHE DID NOT HAVE TOILET PICTURES HERE WHEN Y'ALL PROBABLY WANT HER WIG RIPPIN' ON THE SEAT AND DOING A BOOT CLAP PROBABLY NOT!"-Keepin the comingback memory alive for Dlisted whores!!
Get a hairstyle, Britney.
And all the patterns in the world are never gonna hide your chub.
♥ Threadkilla!
Chaka Khan wrote me a theme song!!!
BRITNEYYYYYYYYYY
MARRYYYYYYYYYYY
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
YOUUUUUUUUUUUU
BITCHHHHHHHHHH
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOUUUUUUUUUUU
SOOOOOOOOOOO
FINEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
YOUUUUUUUUUUU
BLOWWWWWWWW
MYYYYYYYYYYYY
MINDDDDDDDDD
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HEYYYYYYYYYYYY
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Those two gymrats with Shitney are just picking up a paycheck before running off somewhere to fuck each other. A real "3" for Shitney is a Frapp, a bag of Cheetos, and a Slim Jim.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Love Jarvis Cocker. He moved to France b/c he said they have no war there since the French don't fight b/c the French run or surrender. I miss Pulp. No other band like them. Best vids and best music evah!!!!
Submitted by GODNEY on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 3:56pm.
this is the highest shes ever been in her career
I wouldn't doubt that for a moment.
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“Just once; I ended up fucking the waiter.” --Brian Kinney, when asked if he'd ever been on a date.
MY SONG!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-ANKxsSZRs
That pic of a plump Shitters is hilarious. Someone needs to clue that dumb bint that cellulite + stumpy legs + tight fitting leotard + crotch sniffer = fetish material. I bet her pits stink worse than her act.
"I told the troot, and I have fate the troot will prevail."
CAN'T WAIT TO SEE IT. YAAAAY!
Submitted by GODNEY on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 3:56pm.
GODNEY STRIKES AGAIN!
You ever been airtight? Wanta be?********************************************************************************* He that maketh an ass of himself should not feel ill of those who ride him!
Britney just looks like somebody's lucky mom.
♥ Threadkilla!
Chaka Khan wrote me a theme song!!!
bald head meets bald snatch. love the concept.
Britney's Thoughts-
"Focus on the trust funds. Focus on the trust funds."
The funny thing about being a porn star is that everyone automatically assumes that they can sleep with you. This is what I do for a living. I don`t just let anyone get into my pants.
GODNEY STRIKES AGAIN!
fucking love this, cannot wait for the video.
there is nobody as hot or an horney as B. this is the highest shes ever been in her career - untouchable!
no wonder Xtina is too scared to release another record after the abortion she released from her greatest hits bombed.
hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha - i hope shes back on the booze!
Lets talk about biology,
Make believe youre next to me,
Phonography, phonography,
Talk that sexy talk to me,
Better make sure that the line is clean,
Keep it confidential, you and me.
Phonography, phonography,
Dirty talking, call it phonography.
I don't think Miranda Kerr can get any skinnier than she is. Her ribs are sticking out like mad. Also, don't pics usually add 10 lbs?
I won't say anything on Brit Brit's legs because I have that same problem.
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"Paris Hilton is like a bowling ball: she's picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter." - von3248 (1/12/08)
Submitted by Madam Pince on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 3:25pm.
I don't know when I turned into a crotchety old bitch, but that guy kneeling in front of Britney is just too damn much. No one needs to witness simulated cunnilingus on Britney Spears.
hahaha. That's not crotchety.
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History of the Joke
I just saw Bernadette Peters in 'The Jerk' the other night and she was a super cute lady.
*blinks*
I like the Brit pose, in fact, I have fantasies with those exact poses but its Heath Ledger and Orlando Bloom as Legolas upfront.
Hell YES!
I don't know when I turned into a crotchety old bitch, but that guy kneeling in front of Britney is just too damn much. No one needs to witness simulated cunnilingus on Britney Spears.
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"You can't trust a ho as soon as they start covering their body parts with that Ed Hardy fuckery."
It looks like he's trying to lick her leg.
NAST!
HAZMAT STAT!
Brit Brit and her stubby little legs should just retire already.
that guy is totally smelling her cheeto dust
ICK
The one dude looks like he's trying to crawl up into Brit Brit's womb. Not hot.
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"Kanye west is the biggest piece of shit on earth. Quote me." ~ Pink
bitch doesn't care. This video will be shit.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 3:12pm.
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Seriously...in your video, for crap's sake!!!??? I've accepted that this trashy ho cannot maintain a weave on her own, but gawd, aren't there people on set whose whole job is taking care of her nappy hair!?
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"Kanye west is the biggest piece of shit on earth. Quote me." ~ Pink
You know, that dude wasn't bald when the shoot started. The stench made it all fall out.
Bitch can't even straighten her supporting leg. Some fuckin dancer.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
UGH! That fucking hair.
Cheap bitch.
The hair, THE HAIR!!! *runs away screaming*
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“Just once; I ended up fucking the waiter.” --Brian Kinney, when asked if he'd ever been on a date.
MY SONG!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-ANKxsSZRs
I'd have more respect for Brit if she would fucking tear those long ass fake as hell extensions out.
Throw Shitney up a Ralph Lauren runway show and watch the sparks fly.
CANKLE-LICIOUS!
before that dancer's head touched brit's cooch, he had flowing hair like fabio...guess that's what she means by "toxic"...
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A new kitty lapping up milk trumps old pussy coughing up hair balls any day.
From that second photo on bottom, Grace should be modeling for Ralph Lauren
Tired. She looks like a Madonna impersonator.
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MK, I love you like a fat kid loves cake - MissJaneTexas
Brit looks like a blonde Candy Slice.
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Torn between two lovers, feelin' like a fool
Lovin' both of you is breakin' all the rules...