Friday, October 16th 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For October 15th!
Before being seen in public, each one of George Clooney's girlfriends has to pass the "can you carry the weight of George's ego without shitting your pants" survival test. - Sandbitch
Runners-up:
Offering your cooter as a sacrifice to the flaming Dildos of the Douche Shrine will not only get you John Mayer, it will make you look like Jennifer Aniston on steroids circa 1989.. - Lory
If you liked it then you shoulda put a flamer on it. - Biddle
A performance artist's representation of Britney and K Fed's marriage. - moistiest
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Congrats to Sandbitch, Lory (I knew it), Biddle and moistiest...Funny...like haha funny.
Sandbitch!!! OMG... I actually LOL'ed on that one!! Good Job!!!!!! *clapclapclap*
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pussies going spastic usually make me feel queasy - MK
Let's all stick our asses up in the air and fart one out for the newest spokescouple for marriage and true love! MK
HOOKAHS! This puts paid to the rumour that you have to tinkle MK's winkle to win caption this (except provolone hehe). Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Congrats to ALL the funny hags and manwhores. Love youse all :)
Afternoon Delight, Will Ferrell
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eplbDbp6XJQ
Thanks a bunch horz, congrats to the winner and the other runners up!!! XOXO
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@moistiest - The visuals are hilarious.
"I told the troot, and I have fate the troot will prevail."
Laughed. Love it. Way to go all!
xoxoxoxo
hugs y'all.
This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
O wait wait - that din't come out right. You guys are funny too:) Congrats!
♥ Threadkilla!
Chaka Khan wrote me a theme song!!!
ROBBED!
Y'all stole those ideas right outta my head adnt that's why I didn't have any!
PS I've seen these buskers - they're really funny:)
♥ Threadkilla!
Chaka Khan wrote me a theme song!!!
WTG SandyBeach!!! Congrats also to Lory, Biddle, and moistiest.
Congrats to all... funny stuff!! SandyB--- WOOT!
Congrats Sandbitch, Lory, Biddle & moistiest!!!
LMAO Sandbitch and moistest! Funny sluts! Congrats. Lory and Biddle, too.
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Hahahahaha...Sandy *WooT* Very funnay, slurt! WTG, Lory, Biddle and Moistest!
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"Someone find Waldo already!!!!"
Friends! Romans! Glambert! Lend me your queers!
Little Flamer, Heavy Load: The Katie Holmes Story
Opening ceremonies at the Constipated Olympics.
OK, Juliette Lewis. We get it. You're wierd. Now knock it off.
Ahhh the circus days - The beginning of a whirlwind career for Steve-O and the beginning of a herniated disc for his lovely assistant.
I thought Travis Barker and DJ AM burned in plane crash?
The Scientology Carnival featuring Tom and Katie performing the dance of the flaming assholes.
Tom using Katie in a whole new way to seem taller
Some bitches are willing to go to any length to be able to see Vivica Fox's hairline
Since he has to pay the money back, Jon Gosselin and Hailey are now doing Birthday parties.
The running of the Olympic flame through Fire Island isn't going so well.
angie's going to think twice next time before agreeing to give james haven's career a boost.
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satan in a sunday hat, girl.
Ok, so this season's cast of "The Biggest Loser" is a bunch of pussies, but is this stunt by Bob and Jillian REALLY necessary to get them motivated?
Submitted by Lory on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 3:16pm.
Offering your cooter as a sacrifice to the flaming Dildos of the Douche Shrine will not only get you John Mayer, it will make you look like Jennifer Aniston on steroids circa 1989...
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"I told the troot, and I have fate the troot will prevail."
Cirque de SO Gay!
Wait a minute... I though Tommy Boy was a bottom?
Dammit Tom Cruise. Everyone knows you're short. Just let Katie get back to acting already.
And also, that's not what we mean when we call you "flaming".
Fresh from the Shitters Circus 'tour', Wade insists on dragging the neighbor into a reenactment of the time Shitter's pussy fell out.
"I told the troot, and I have fate the troot will prevail."
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After the success of "Toy Soldiers" Martika hits a new low at the Texas State Fair.
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"I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best."
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♪ Female is thinking right now ``````` Oh no, That wasn't a fart, I think I just shit my pants!!!
♪ Madonna shows us HOW she picked up Jesus!
Bahahahah! I've actually seen these guys before at the street performers festival! Total freak shows! Wow.
Why the US didn't get the olympics....
Adnon proving that he still holds a torch for Brit Brit...
Jsweetbuttafly...
Pshhhh Lady Gaga wore that hat last week....
For his next trick...the Flamer will do what he does best...play with flames.
Juliette Lewis rocks a "Flaming Douchebag" hat for the latest stop on her "Midwest County Fair" tour.