Thursday, October 15th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Dennis Rodman
Dennis Rodman wanted to sashay down the runway during the Pink Collection Fashion Show (benefiting the Susan G. Komen Foundation) in Miami last night, but he didn't have an ensemble to wear. So Dennis immediately did the dick slappy dance, and out popped his fairy godgay Bobby Trendy! Bobby came to Dennis' rescue by queefing all over him and scooting his ass on his face. VOILA! Instant pink glitter fabulousness!
And because you want to know (not really), I'd still hit it. I mean, Dennis even comes complete with a pink shower puff to wash your bits with afterwards.


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i would still love to bl@w him
sorry, but this truly appears to be a wacky post-too much acid fairy godmother riff on the whole 'black face' debate in the runway and tv series right now!
DiamondDawg, if I could, I'd give you the rest of these Vicodins so you could happily bliss out in a corner somewhere like Keith Richards.
I can't take 'em myself--I'm too much of a lightweight and they just make me feel pukey and wonky.
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Still waiting to hear if the rumors are true about Jon & Kate's show going away.
Jon's such a fucking tool who no doubt we'll all be seeing in the next D-list *reality* shit show.
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Khensu, I always seem to miss your posts.
I know the feelings you have about the jobless situation. I had a GREAT job until April of this year, a *REAL* job and making twice an hour what my crummy-ass cashiering job at Walmart pays me, and I had a whole lot less in the way of corporate/company bullshit. In factm I'd almost none in that job.
I could wear my own clothes--not the fucking blue shirt/khaki pant uniform I'm required to wear now-and I worked alone, and on my own time. I'd never even met my bosses. All my interactions with my masters were done over the phone, and my money was directly wired to my bank account. I'd had NO one micromanaging me, I basically came and went as I pleased, and at the end of each week, Isubmitted all my reports online. I had that job for a year, and then one day without warning or notice, I was let go. Laid off. Never saw it coming. it wasn't until September that I was finally working again, but before that, I couldn't even get a job at a fucking Burger King, and I believe me, I tried. I was desperate enough that I'd applied at a few fast food places too. This recession has been a great equalizer. I work with plenty of people who had *real* jobs too before the bottom dropped out and they found themselves unemployed.
At the time I'd applied to Wally, the only jobs available were cashiering and maintenance positions. I took a cashiering position (for obvious reasons). Some days I feel like the biggest schmuck-O, but I manage to get through it by telling myself "This too shall pass". I know it's not much consolation to you, but I CAN empathize and understand your feelings of frustration and depression. As much of a pain in the ass as that job can be some days, as shitty and lowdown as my bossess make me feel sometimes, I AM grateful to have something right now. And it really is true that what doesn't kill you makes you stronger. And there's ALWAYS crazy customer drama--www.peopleofwalmart.com is my little place to go each day before and after a shift, for a chuckle. Of course, I see much of that same shit first-hand... Like the hirsute I caught undressing in the parking lot.
If I can't find a job soon, I'm going to lose my mind completely.
I haven't worked since...last August, but to be fair, I thought that I had enough money last year, so I'm partially responsible for why I haven't worked in so long. Now I can't afford tuition for college and am taking a break from university for a semester or two until I have the funding to return.
Last semester, I applied to several jobs that were on campus because I haven't yet my driver's license, but I wasn't so lucky as to have anyone call me. Whenever I came home this May, I began to search for jobs immediately because I only have $75.00 left in my account, and these past few months have been *rough*, and I'd hate to say it, but unemployment has rendered me somewhat depressed.
Everyday is exactly the same. I wake up at around noon after going to bed at six in the morning. I log into Craigslist everyday in hopes to find something nearby. I go out maybe once a week if I'm lucky, and that's with my family members and all of my close friends are hours away, so I can't see them. My summer was essentially destroyed because I didn't have the money to do much more than go sit at my friend's house. These past few summers were great because I had money in my pocket, and therefore more to do.
I hate that I don't ever leave the house or interact with people my age anymore, and I know exactly what I need, but why is it so hard for me to find it? The sooner I get a job, the sooner I can pay for tuition, and to also go out and have fun like most NORMAL 21 year olds should. It's not like I'm incompetent...I've been emloyed four other times, but now I'm trying to think of what I did to get THOSE jobs.
What did some of you do to get jobs? I feel like I'm doing something wrong here, but I don't know what.
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Now we are the crow which contemplated the silence...
Submitted by kokoskitten on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 11:21pm.
MK i LOVE LOVE LOVE you...i know you need to make money...but i kinda hate that it has to be from these E! shows...but i get it...
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Sheeit, if E ponied up 1 mil for the Kardashian not really a wedding spectacle I say MK needs to tap that. And if E is supporting MK, we should thank them cause I aint advertising on this site but I practically live here - 2+yr resident.
MK i LOVE LOVE LOVE you...i know you need to make money...but i kinda hate that it has to be from these E! shows...but i get it...
LOL! Love the man... :-)
@manimal5
i feel sorry for anyone in that situation...i mean i still drink , listen to music (quietly), would go out if i wasn't unemployed am by no means uptight...but the guy is 33...there comes a time when blasting rap becomes a bit juvenile and by no means should he ever think he's a "pimp" and he moved his 5 dishes into the house directly (dirty) from his kitchen sink of his last creepy "pimp" basement apartment
Submitted by kittymuffin on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 6:58pm.
i got a call from some hot sounding bill collector
he was like, whatever, pay your bill by tommorow
not paying
hope he calls back
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trying not to laugh.
failing.
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Yeah that's like hypnotizing chickens.
Submitted by kokoskitten on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 7:20pm.
Hahaha. This sounds very familiar...does my brother live with you?
FUUUUCK!!!! i hate being married ,almost 32 and having world's most obnoxious roomate (not mr.koko)!!!!!!!!! he NEVER cleans (and i'm not anal about cleaning), we do ALL of his dishes, he blasts rap music constantly (sound level 11), he is always challenging mr.koko to fights ("let's be a man and take this outside"), his shrieky girlfriend (although he claims to be a "pimp" and they are not together) and him scream at each other and then fuck obnoxiously loud, he has furniture piled in the COMMUNAL hallway, he's ALWAYS slamming doors, and he never pays his bills on time....so why don't we kick him out? well none of us ever signed a lease (stupid i know) so when we tell him we want him to move out he says "no this is my place" even though we lived here 6+++ years longer than he has and took him out of desperation...land lord lives downstairs...i would have been all for signing the lease but i had horrible credit at the time and was just glad to have someone take us...about to have aneuryism....
i got a call from some hot sounding bill collector
he was like, whatever, pay your bill by tommorow
not paying
hope he calls back
Lil_rascal: Ima go watch survivor and then CSI. its tv show night. I'll come back in between commercials ((hugs))
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koko - yea, BH told me I need medication because I am a raging bitch who has no patience and my social anxiety prevents us from doing certain things because in those situations I get panic attack, start freaking out and yelling obcenities to random people.
*hangs head*
I hope the kid stays alright - cuz one of the dad's former colleagues says that he often put the kids in danger (he took them stormchasing with them) and he had a bit of a temper, but she declined to say if she ever saw him get violent with the kids...sounds like maybe this kid was hiding cuz he let that balloon go and knew he was in big trouble...
GD. Now I need a pill!!
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 5:03pm.
I need it now for the social anxiety, OCD, about to cut a bitch cuntiness I have.
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Valium.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 5:09pm.
snowy - Yes, I read that you can't drink on it. Which is fine. I can deal with that. I just need something to control the cunt in me with no fucking fuse at all.
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I've been out for awhile so I haven't seen all your comments on this topic, but if you have depression + anger, the popular med for that right now is LEXAPRO. (BTW, I've heard Paxil makes you lose weight).
If you have just anxiety/fear, try valium. Based on your circumstance, the doc will prescribe accordingly (dosage-wise)
If it's just like pissed off rage-out moments, you could try Lorazepam. It's like Valium, but short acting.
Disclaimer: I are not a doctor and am not giving medical advice, just pointing you toward some options I've heard about.
Ugh! so annoyed by my double posts. I only hit the keypad ONCE!
@M.E
other than the initial ten pounds i gained (which eventually dropped) no side effects and yeah it definetly helps with anxiety and cuntiness...i can't really tell but then again i'm not raging at mr.koko anymore when he gets home from work at midnight he tells me i am FAR less cunty/crazy and that i need to stay on it...you have to be careful when you go off of it...my psychiatrist pretty much said you have to taper off or you will go COMPLETELY CUNTY/INSANE...
Balloon kid found in his attic - little fuck
Submitted by Vanitas on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 4:40pm.
The brother said he saw his brother get in the box and then when it started to take off he fell out. So maybe he is just hiding somewhere because he's scared to get in trouble.
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Which means that the 9 year old kept his pie hole shut for like 6 hours...I'm extremely irritated by the parents fucktardian ways.
@ M.E.
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Michael K has just posted it, the boy is ALIVE!
snowy - Yes, I read that you can't drink on it. Which is fine. I can deal with that. I just need something to control the cunt in me with no fucking fuse at all.
It's on TEE VEE, M.E.
I don't have a job right now, so I lay in bed and post whilst watching telebision.
Where the hell are you guys reading that he's been found?
ME it lowers your sex drive. Might be good for you lol and yeah you might loose weight but if you drink when you are on it it's bad and I'd you forget to take it the withdrawls are not cool
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He ain't balloon boy, he's now faggot attic kid!!!
So much for the retaaaad cops searching every corner of the house. *shakes head*
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@diamond dawg
i fell in love again with nip/tuck last night so if you are bored it might be worth checking out...season premiere was great !!!
Thanks, Koko. I will watch it if I come acrosst it. ;-)
Submitted by kokoskitten on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 5:02pm.
alright balloon boy is alive and i officially hate the FUCKING PARENTS WHO GOT THEIR SHIT PLUGGED ALL DAY!!!! SEND THEM THE FUCKING BILL!!!!
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ITA!!! My BH is so pissed about this, too.
Hekki - yeah, they said thanks for letting us know that you just AREN'T paying, but you do realize the first is only a couple weeks away and another payment will be do.
Um, yes, thank you for pointing out the obvious.
*hugs and kisses back*
Confirmed by CNN. Wolf Blitzer.
Glad he dint fly away.
He was in the attic in the garage... i think that's what I heard
snowy, koko - any weird side effects from it?
I remember taking it 15 years ago for depression and it made me not very hungry, but no other side effects.
I need it now for the social anxiety, OCD, about to cut a bitch cuntiness I have.
alright balloon boy is alive and i officially hate the FUCKING PARENTS WHO GOT THEIR SHIT PLUGGED ALL DAY!!!! SEND THEM THE FUCKING BILL!!!!
And alive. I think well, too.
M.E.: As long as you pay them something and keep communicating with them, they should be happy. The last thing they want is another foreclosed property on their hands.
I know, we're late with every fucking bill. I won't go into detail, but we're just putting out fires here, too.
*hugs M.E.*
He's alive.
Coma Caca!!
He's home!
BYE !
HAVE A GOOD DAY !
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Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony.
Mahatma Gandhi
stressed out , so fucking stressed , i feel hot and i feel hungry yet i don't wanna eat , one of those days when i feel like going in my closet and hiding for a while !
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Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony.
Mahatma Gandhi
Hey, Stoney. I'm not getting the vaccine. I'm not a conspiracy theorist, either. If people want to take their chances, it's up to them. Personally, I think we had it this spring and we're immune to it already.
If the government wants to warn people of the dangers of H1N1 and encourage the vaccine and provide it, that's great. I'm for it. But I think people should decide.
If the government wants to save lives, they should ban tobacco and crack down on drunk drivers, eh?
@M.E
oh and disability doesn't pay the first week