It Wasn't Her Fault!

Blohan's first collection as "artistic adviser" of Ungaro failed to impress fashions critics (and everyone else). Basically, don't be surprised if you see that shit collecting moth balls in the clearance section at Marshalls. Well, since she IS a Lohan after all, she has taken zero responsibility for the epic fail, and is blaming others.

In a short interview (thanks to the Adderrall she can't sit still for more than 25 seconds) with People, she blamed the shit bomb on “coming in so late and having not that much time to do a whole collection.”

And as for those Dlisted-approved nipple pasties, Blohan said she had nothing to do with those, “I wasn’t aware of the nipple tassels on the girls until they were walking out. I am going back to Paris for the next collection….I am learning. It’s already in January. I thought it was in March."

That's funny, because I thought the only thing that came from the mind of a Lohan was those nipple pasties.

I'm sure Blohan found enough time to do three whole lines, so that whole "I came in late" excuse isn't going to fly. Bitch should ring up Michael Lohan and ask him to dig in his ass for another excuse. Or she should've just said that she pulled the entire collection out of her pant pocket. And yes, the pants don't belong to her. GIRL BYE!

Here's Blohan shopping her sorrows away in NYC yesterday.

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Submitted by blah blah blah on Fri, 10/16/2009 - 3:05am.

The lighting must be great in these stores as Linds almost looks clean and healthy. The public rest rooms in the Hilton Hotel have the same effect. They too can make a hagged out drug fiend look fresh as a breeze.

Submitted by smart ass on Fri, 10/16/2009 - 2:17am.

"Well, since she IS a Lohan after all, she has taken zero responsibility for the epic fail, and is blaming others".

Amen!!! LOL!

Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 10/16/2009 - 1:58am.

Crack head.

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Submitted by blueangel on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 7:29pm.

Why did they hire her as an "artistic advisor" anyway? She knows nothing about fashion so how could it possibly be anything other than a failure? It would be like hiring me or you. I don't know about you but if they hired me, it would be an epic fail as well. . . and I'm a straight arrow!

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Submitted by Kandykane on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 3:55pm.

Why don't we just stick Lohan on a season of Project Runway and see what she shits out? Yeah. That's what I thought.

"I told the troot, and I have fate the troot will prevail."

Submitted by Who Datt on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 3:28pm.

But but but...she's a genius! Her mother told us so!

She's at the point now where A&E wouldn't use her in "Intervention". She's a lost cause.

Submitted by Manimal5 on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 2:58pm.

Instead of pasties she could have had the nipples painted to look like nipples.

Submitted by Manimal5 on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 2:55pm.

she blamed the shit bomb on “coming in so late and having not that much time to do a whole collection.”

Thank God, it would have been much worse.

Submitted by freebird on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 2:49pm.

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Submitted by madam ex on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 2:47pm.

She looks 1/4 clean in some of the shots, and like always the shoes are fabulous, but that haircolor is putrid.

Submitted by Whatever on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 2:19pm.

Drug addicts never take responsibility for anything.

Submitted by The New Improve... on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 1:45pm.

Wow. Her hair is a lovely shade of urine.

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Submitted by melmez on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 1:19pm.

Call me stupid, but I still have some hope she might clean up her act. Everytime I feel like giving up on her I watch Parent Trap or Mean Girls and cant help but hope she goes back to those clean, hot redheaded days. Fingers crossed!

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Submitted by TITS on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 1:08pm.

thumb 10 - she's got her finger in her mouth as usual 'cause it's sooo sexy, but she also seem to be holding it up with her other hand.

decidedly odd.

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Yeah that's like hypnotizing chickens.

Submitted by easyaspie2 on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 1:04pm.

I love me some yeller haired ladies! Yee haw! She looks like the Meth Queen of the Red Lion Trailer Park.

Submitted by TheBreakdown on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 12:55pm.

I honestly can never say Hohan looks good, because for her age, she looks straight up THRANGLED.

And someone please advise her to go back to her natural shade, because this one screams 'ho stroll'.

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Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 12:48pm.

Lindsay obviously ran out of the salon before her hairdresser had a chance to tone down the bleach.

Drugs will make you do things like that.

Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 12:48pm.

She actually looks not too bad in some of these shots

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Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 11:47am.
*runs screaming from zombie in thumbnail 10*

Bwa-Ha-Ha! What about the dude behind the zombie with the Slingblade expression, mmmhhhhmmmm. I reckon I could eat some french fried taters 'bout now. Mmmmmhhhhmmmm.
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Submitted by Green Is Good on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 12:26pm.

"I am going back to Paris for the next collection….I am learning. It’s already in January. I thought it was in March."

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And there's her next lame ass bullshit excuse for when the January collection BOMBS. As if her Momager didn't read the contract thoroughly. Didn't notice those DEADLINES? They noticed the dollar signs, that's for sure.

Submitted by Mawy on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 12:24pm.

I HATE when chicks wear leggings as pants! So tacky!
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Submitted by Anonymous Q on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 12:09pm.

Are these pictures old? I thought she went back to being a ginge.

Submitted by Meeshie on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 12:06pm.

It blows me away that this whore thinks her weave looks real. I've seen more realistic hair on a scarecrow. This freckled-Firecrotch is a mess.

Submitted by skidmarx on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 12:00pm.

This isn't even the biggest Lindsay story out there right now. She freaked out on Samantha Ronson on twitter again this morning. She deleted everything 30 minutes later.

MK, please get ahold of those new tweets if possible!!!

Come at me bitch!

Submitted by TheBreakdown on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 11:53am.

Since when did fashion and Blohan go hand in ahnd?

Not now, not ever!

Fire this firetrick!

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Submitted by Winnyfranfran on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 11:51am.

Jesus, what a hag.

Submitted by KG on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 11:47am.

It bugs me, as a fashion lover, that this trick is even mentioned in the same sentence as Ungaro, a once respected house. They fired Esteban Cortazar, the previous designer, because he wouldn't cow tow to the likes of Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan. They hired poor Estrella Archs, who I really, really feel sorry for, because she is now going to be forever associated with this disaster, even though she probably had little to do with what actually went down the runway. That mess looked to be all Lohan. How anyone could think that that fucker , who stumbles around aimlessly, all day every day, with no fucking pants on, can be a creative director of anything? Ugh.

Submitted by govt_cheese on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 11:47am.

Didn't someone also call her "young"? There's a lot of craziness associated wit dis whole mess.

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Submitted by CantStandBitches on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 11:41am.

she is a fucking time bomb, one of these days she is going to fucking Explode(having a damn meltdown again)

and then BOOM!

I stopped feeling sorry for this bitch years ago
and the bitch just cant stop with her crack tweets
http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/40141729.html?page=2#comm...

I keep forgetting that crackwhores have no shame

Submitted by SoulTaker on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 11:40am.

Sorry but I think she looks pretty good in a few of these pics.

Submitted by Pers on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 11:39am.

http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/40141729.html

Hohan's still tweeting the hell out of Samantha Ronson - bitch, give it a rest!
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Submitted by Morbidosity on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 11:36am.

In the first picture she looks like she's trying to pass a rock hard shit.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 11:31am.

M.E., she probably smells herself.....that body is rotting from the inside out....

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Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 11:30am.

I see she tried to get doll'd up. You can dress up a turd, but it is still a smelly turd.

Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 11:29am.

RAT TEEFS!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by TheStraightMan on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 11:27am.

Blohan was so pissed about the pasties.
She had specifically asked for the models to have lines of coke on their boobs. Pasties are not the same! Dammit, why can't people get things right.

Submitted by Morbidosity on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 11:24am.

Places bets Lohan wont make it into the new year.

Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 11:23am.

Her constant "I smell shit" face really, really irks me. Makes me want to punch her in the fucking face. Well, that AND all the other reasons.

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Submitted by loozer on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 11:55am.

Bwa-Ha-Ha! What about the dude behind the zombie with the Slingblade expression, mmmhhhhmmmm.

I thought it was Joe Francis!

Me too!
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Submitted by dreadpiratecuervo on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 11:22am.

In the bottom left corner thumbnail, she's working the Bret Michaels hat-n-hair. She's trying to get on the Wart Of Love Bus!

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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 11:20am.

where are Joe Francis' shoes?
Did Blohan steal those too?

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Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 11:20am.

You too could dress like a goth hooker and sew fried straw into your head.

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 11:19am.

Stoney - and why doesn't he have shoes on!!!??

*throws debit card to snowy*
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 11:18am.

*googles cleveland steamer*

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

*pukes*
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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 11:17am.

there's nothing I hate more than pics of these lazy good for nothing whores shopping to their hearts content as I work my ass off and can't even shop anymore
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 11:17am.

all she does is makes excuses for her behavior. Pathetic.

Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 11:17am.

What is going on with the Joe Francis's hands in the last thumb?

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