The Photoshop Awards: Another Ralph Lauren Ad
Apparently, Gumby's friend Goo and Chav Gollum had a secret love child the world never knew about it. Well, now she's all grown-up and modeling for Ralph Lauren . Naturally!
Photoshop Disasters found another work of Photoshopped fuckery courtesy of the brilliant artists at Ralph Lauren. RL already brought the sowwies for that one ad starring Filippa Hamilton, but they haven't said shit about this one which is currently on display in a department store window in Australia.
Obviously, we all need to get jobs at Ralph Lauren, because everyone there is the huffing, puffing and snorting all sorts of the BAD SHIT.
Who cares if you've only got one working eye, no hands and suffer from an overactive bladder. Ralph Lauren will still hire you to Photoshop their ads!
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Someone please do a neuro check on Ralph!!!
I think he has LOST HIS MIND!!!
This picture (and the others I have seen) are seriously effed up.
Products of a VERY sick mind.
I wonde how many girls are going to try to hack off their hips trying to look like this.
So I guess everybody is supposed to look like aliens.
I can't stop looking at her left hand right next to her teeny tiny pelvis. It's as though they made her bottom half look like it was half a mile away.
Farrah on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 11:31am.
Submitted by zomay on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 10:55am.
Zomay, darling, just for the record, about yesterday's OO (instead of Open Post, Open Orgy) THORNHILL is, as M.E. and Snowy mentioned, is off the market, since he's engaged to me, and we've been together for a long ass time. M.E.'s BH is quite hawt, and for the look of her cheetolings, these were made with extreme care and lust cause the chirruns are adorable. So, see how off the loop you were? LOL!
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Just for the record darling, I was joking. But good luck with your relationship.
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I definitely think this is either a purposeful, calculated attempt to cause "controversy", or something done by a pissed off art director who wants to embarrass the company. The PS is just SO bad.
Coco Chanel was right. One can never be too thin.
"I told the troot, and I have fate the troot will prevail."
Submitted by Jeepster on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 12:51pm.
He deserved a BJ in the parking lot, for that one.
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someone needs to kick the ass of that graphic designer , dude , u suck at photoshop , go back to school , all the adds , pictures in magazines are photoshopped , but u suck big time is supposed to make the girl look better not make her look unreal , ok finally u suck !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Yeah that's like hypnotizing chickens.
What the hell is going on over at RL..are all his people on crack????
RL needs to fire the idiot who keeps fucking witht these pictures. For God's sake I'm sure the chicks are all a size 2 anyway, this looks like a cartoon.
All this bullshit makes me stabby. Vote with your wallet, and don't buy RL anything. Misognyistic asshole.
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Heres' a good one - last weekend I went to a friend's wedding, and her Mother (always a scene-stealing bitch) started carping about how fat her daughter had gotten - (FYI - the girl is about 15 fucking pounds overweight, extremely beautiful, and a true sweetie). This ranking shit had been going on for years, which caused my friend to be anorexic, have a lousy self-image, and date a lot of assholes (before finding Mr. Right). So - my date (who has known Mother, Daughter, and me for about 100 years), gets shitfaced and in his loudest (not inside voice) says: "What the fuck is THAT out on the dancefloor???? A fucking rag, bone, and hank of hair???? Oh - Sorry Mrs. __________, I didn't recognize you from behind....JEESUS!!!!! Eat a sandwich why doncha!!!!" Then he gives my friend and her new hubby a big hug, and says to the happy groom - "Your wife....now THATS' a WOMAN"!!!! He gets a standing ovation, and the hag is forced to clap along with everyone else. IT WAS PERFECT!!!!!
I seriously though about giving him a BJ in the parking lot - I was THAT proud of him....
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
okay this waaaaaay outta control. Valentina is really skinny already.anyone who's met her would see that. RL fershame!
Obviously, Lauren is looking for a showing at the Museum of Bad Art.
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WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF !??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
why the fuck does Penelope Cruze have the arms of an 8 yr old? thank you Chirio for posting this this is true fuckery lets hope they go outta business i still cant get my mind around this the mind boggles!!!
That thing gives me nightmares.
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So, do the models get thinner as Ralph gets fatter?
He's probably loading up at Dylan's Candy Bar.
Wait. Isn't advertising supposed to make you *want* to buy the product? Well, massive fail then. Not that I bought much Ralph Lauren stuff before but this makes me not want to buy it at all. Ever. Not even when it's marked down and shows up at Marshalls.
That's a man, baby!! No way can a woman's hips, even if she's a size 000, be that small. Nope. No how!!
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That "photo" looks more like a watercolor...
Submitted by EvilShoe on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 11:08am.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 10:39am.
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 10:04am.
So we had a convo where I told her the magic that advertisers use.
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Ahahaha I did the same thing with my son. Now when he sees things, he says "Mom, those people are trying to trick me again, all they want is money!"
LOL!
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Submitted by zomay on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 10:55am.
Zomay, darling, just for the record, about yesterday's OO (instead of Open Post, Open Orgy) THORNHILL is, as M.E. and Snowy mentioned, is off the market, since he's engaged to me, and we've been together for a long ass time. M.E.'s BH is quite hawt, and for the look of her cheetolings, these were made with extreme care and lust cause the chirruns are adorable. So, see how off the loop you were? LOL!
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more fuckery. check the arms and shit.
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Yo, kando - "praise them when they're being a good person. It's important to get them thinking about what kind of person they want to be, not just what they look like."
ITA... spoken like a good mommy.
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I tell you this, no eternal reward will forgive us now for wasting the dawn.... So KEEP FUCKIN THAT CHICKEN!
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If THIS POS is considered a good shopped photo I think it's time to submit my portfolio to RL. And then they will all drop to their knees and call me a digital Goddess considering this shit is what they deem acceptable... *shakes head*
(whistling nonchalantly hoping nobody notices the Polo Blue I am wearing)
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 10:57am.
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So, your ex sounds like a really great lady??? Yikes.
Seriously, though, you just need to get them thinking about other things when they're young - sports, school, books, art, whatever, and most importantly, praise them when they're being a good person. It's important to get them thinking about what kind of person they want to be, not just what they look like.
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Thanks, Reeter... I agree. She does see thru some of her shit.
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I tell you this, no eternal reward will forgive us now for wasting the dawn.... So KEEP FUCKIN THAT CHICKEN!
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 10:39am.
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 10:04am.
So we had a convo where I told her the magic that advertisers use.
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Ahahaha I did the same thing with my son. Now when he sees things, he says "Mom, those people are trying to trick me again, all they want is money!"
LOL!
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 10:57am.
Submitted by kanderso on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 10:49am.
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I feared the same thing, but somewhere along the line, my son grew up and started seeing his dad for what he was. Your daughter will see things clearly, I'm sure.
Wow, her mama must've not been able to walk for a month after birthing that.
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who is doing the picture work for RL? who is doing the PR? My husband used to buy RL, this is over now, for sure.
This picture is what a real image of an anorexic person with deadly underweight would look like.
Not funny anymore.
Submitted by kanderso on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 10:27am.
Submitted by trinell05 on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 10:19am.
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Great job! Looks a bagillion times better! Unfortunately, you'd never get hired by RL, because you are not blind, cross-eyed, a chihuahua, or one-handed.
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Lol. I was laughing so hard while I was doing it because I could see where they went apeshit on the liquify tool.
what kind of bullshit is this??? the clothes are not even real! Posh looks more human than this...piece of art crap. the plant in the background is saying "bitch please dont photoshop me, Earth needs me".
Ralph, really for reals, there are amazing artists out there who dont have a job, call them mothafucker!! the whole body shape, even a fetus has a body. wth... this is some 3d bullshit.
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by kanderso on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 10:49am.
that was awesome.... I battle this fucked up problem on a daily basis. My ex, a cheating slutbag of fat muth fucka who used to be skinny back when she was cheating and being a complete WHORE... anyaneurism, even though she's as big as a house she still acts like a total materialistic bitch. My daughter has major issues re: weight because she has seen pictures of her mother when she was skinny (andaslut) and compares to how she looks now, which is a massive difference (butstillaslut) and is afraid for her future. But it mainly has to do with the ex constantly focusing on weight, popularity and material possession. It is so hard to couteract her bullshit being a weekend dad... end rant - carry on
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I tell you this, no eternal reward will forgive us now for wasting the dawn.... So KEEP FUCKIN THAT CHICKEN!
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 10:48am.
@kanderoso: It's true. IME, one of the the best things I've ever done is hang around with people from other countries.
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You know who could rock this outfit? Mary j Blige. She looks effing fantastic in jeans. And thats my point. A woman with a little hip and curve looks best in jeans. Jeans were made for a little curve and butt!
Why are her shoulders TWO FEET wider than her waist? Bad, bad photoshop work.
I love how women are not supposed to want to be a size zero (anymore), yet ads like this exist, and mannequins are still size 0!
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This is just terrible. Makes me want to go home and burn all my RL clothes. Which isn't really anything since most of the ones I did have have since worn out.
Holy mac. I need to shut up about this now.
Fuck you, Ralph Lauren, for making me ranty!
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Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 10:28am.
Hekki, way to be a good mom! Seriously, it is so important to be that way with girls!! My mom was always one that praised looks and popularity and it kind of warped me as a kid. In high school I basically cared only about my appearance, cheerleading, and boys. I did dumb shit like not eat for three or four days before prom, act like a catty ass bitch to other girls (and therefore couldn't maintain female friendships very well), and was basically REALLY insecure under it all. Then something hit me in college - I had some professors who encouraged me academically - and made friends with some very down-to-earth girls - and I began to care a lot about actual accomplishments - getting elected to student government, my grades, community service, etc. It was life changing for me and I felt like a whole new person a year or two later - much happier, confident, and probably more likable.
Plus, now, as I get older, I am beginning to realize that looks don't last forever, and I'm so glad that I have accomplished some things that I can be proud of and reap the benefits of for a lifetime. Because no matter what you look like at 17, you're gonna eventually end up wrinkly, shriveled, stooped over, and possibly shitting on yourself.
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@Hekki & Angel:
I love that you are such good moms, that you are involved in your kid's lives, unfortunately, not everyone is and they throw 'stuff' at kids and expect them to raise themselves which is sad, then they believe this kind of advertising crap.
But, don't kid yourselves. When a girl's hormones kick in, they will turn into sluts just like you and I.
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@kanderoso: It's true. IME, one of the the best things I've ever done is hang around with people from other countries.
They just eat really regular and, while you'd make special food for special events, daily food is always the same - what you need. Like, they get the reason for everything their eating.
They need fruits and vegetables to ward off disease, protein for strength and carbs for endurance...they don't say it like that but they do say it...'specially when they feel in their bodies or see in their kids that they need more of one thing or another that day...they eat to live. It's simple. And then get on about their day. And these people I know - none of them are fat.
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